Jasmine Fiore Missing – Awful Looking Playboy Blonde

Tuesday August, 18 2009 @ 10:36 am

Jasmine Fiore Missing – Awful Looking Playboy Blonde

This awful looking blond in the picture is Jasmine Fiore. 28 year old Jasmine Fiore is a bikini model and Playboy representative. Why am I not surprised that when I see a fake blonde with atrocious fake boobs and beastly make-up with chola eyebrows, it’s somehow associated with Playboy. Hugh Hefner has the worst taste in women and he imposes it on unsavvy men through his outdated magazine. Hef needs to realize that there’s only one creature worthy of coveted title “model” – Squirrel the Magnificent. Nobody can pose those moobs like he can, nevermind the best impersonation of Nosferatu since Max Schreck.

However, despite her horrendous looks, I’m not gonna focus on that too much as poor Jasmine Fiore may be going through some hardship. Lisa Lepore, mother of Jasmine Fiore reported to the police that her daughter was last seen on Friday, August 14, 2009 and has not been heard from since.

Jasmine Fiore, whose name was Jasmine Kinkaid until her recent move to Los Angeles, moved to California from Las Vegas to start a personal training business there. She lived in the 800 block of Edinburgh Avenue, close to Melrose Avenue and according to her mom, she was not planning to go anywhere. And then bam – missing. Lisa Lepore says it’s not typical of her daughter to vanish without saying where she’s going so she’s rightfully freaked out.

If you see said Jasmine Fiore, don’t freak out. Collect yourself and contact LAPD about her whereabouts. I know she may scare the living poop out of you, but she’s just a harmless blonde with nasty tits is all.

 

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17 Responses to 'Jasmine Fiore Missing – Awful Looking Playboy Blonde'

  1. Wayne - August 18th, 2009 at 11:07 am

    Hey, take the time to look her pictures up. She is a very beautiful girl in fact. I hope and pray that she is found unharmed. Don’t be so horribly jaded.

  2. Joe - August 18th, 2009 at 1:35 pm

    You are certainly a credit to your species, whatever that is.

  3. Lynn - August 18th, 2009 at 2:44 pm

    I knew this girl’s grandmother. The picture above is very unflattering…surely you could have found a better one online.

    Hope all will be OK.

  4. Donna - August 18th, 2009 at 3:27 pm

    Sounds like she rejected you and this is your way to retaliate? Nontheless, she’s missing and her friends and family are praying for her safe return!

  5. Kimberly - August 18th, 2009 at 5:16 pm

    You are a jerk!!

    They just found her dead in a dumpster in Buena Park.

  6. Carli - August 18th, 2009 at 5:32 pm

    You should eat those words.

    They did find her. Like Kimberly said. Shoved into a suitcase and thrown away like trash. Not Cool!!

  7. warren - August 18th, 2009 at 5:40 pm

    You should really be ashamed of yourself. I hope her family doesn’t see this pathetic blog.

  8. Phucku - August 18th, 2009 at 5:54 pm

    way to be an asshole. she has a soul u moron

  9. FRANK DISTEFANO - August 18th, 2009 at 5:57 pm

    I AM THE MAN WHO FOUND HER, YOU REALLY ARE GOING TO WISH YOU HAD BEEN A HUMAN BEING RATHER THAN A JUDGEMENTAL AND COLD ASS. THAT WOMAN DID’NT DESERVE TO BE TREATED THE WAY SHE WAS AND I HOPE THEY FIRE YOU FOR CREATING NEWS AT HER EXPENCE~ FRANK DISTEFANO AKA (DISCUSSTED)

  10. Screw the Writer of this Article - August 18th, 2009 at 6:02 pm

    REMOVE THIS ARTICLE, YOU ARE A DISGRACE.

  11. Mike - August 18th, 2009 at 6:18 pm

    Wow! What a tool you are to vent your hate toward a person who was missing and has just been identified as the dead person found inside a dumpster.

  12. Dead Bitches - August 18th, 2009 at 6:50 pm

    What’s one more dead bitch? Who cares? Should have left her in the trash were she belongs!

  13. Mike - August 18th, 2009 at 8:06 pm

    You sound like a serial killer by the comment you wrote. Attention whore!

  14. Bella - August 18th, 2009 at 9:38 pm

    How can you talk that way about someone you are trying to spread news about as a missing person… They just found her dead, and even if she had been returned home safe why the hell would you ever say those things about her?? She was VERY pretty… just because the picture you have wasn’t some fake ass airbrushed photo you think she is ugly?? WTF??

  15. Ashley - August 19th, 2009 at 12:37 am

    I knew Jasmine. Shes a good person. R.I.P.
    Oo yeah and FUCK HATERS!

  16. FRANK DISTEFANO - August 19th, 2009 at 8:59 am

    ITS UNFORTUNATE THAT IT WAS’NT YOU THAT I FOUND SATURDAY, I JUST CAN’T UNDERSTAND WHY THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO ARE SO HATEFUL IN THIS WORLD. SHE NEVER HURT YOU SO WHY IS IT THAT YOU ACTUALLY TOOK TIME TO PEN SUCH HURTFUL THINGS ABOUT HER?? WHEN I FOUND HER I REMEMBER THINKING WHAT KIND OF MONSTER WOULD DO SUCH A THING TO THIS WOMAN,THEN I READ WHAT YOU WROTE AND IT CLICKED . . . THE SAME KIND OF PERSON WHO TAKES THE TIME TO SLANDER A PERSON WHOM THEY HAVE NEVER MET, “EVIL” GUESS YOU REALLY (DEEP INSIDE) FEEL LIKE AN ASS FOR YOUR CRUEL WORDS BUT AS MY MOTHER SAYS “YOU CAN’T UN-RING A BELL” ~ FRANK DISTEFANO

  17. celebtwitr - August 23rd, 2009 at 5:06 am

    Poor girl very sad. There are better pictures out there she used to have dark hair and look stunning.

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