This cute timelapse video will answer the question that’s been on your mind forever – what do my cats do at home while I’m at work. The answer is in the video but let me spoil it for you – a big pile of nothing. They sleep, then sleep some more, then twitch and sleep on. Life of cats is this tough. Cute

Further Reading:

• Dog Saves Dog Video
• Gecko Gets Eaten and Completely Taken Apart by The Ants (vid)
• Bitsy – World’s Smallest Cat at Only 1.5 Pounds (video)
• Forget Free Hugs – Deluxe Hugs for Mere $2 (video)
• Cockpit Video of Emergency Landing on Havendale Boulevard

Dolphins are the most bad ass animals. They always appear to smile and have skills that blow my mind. Did you know dolphins can sense when someone is pregnant, even if it’s a human and would protect such woman bearing a child as if she was bearing one of their own? Dolphins kick that much ass. In this video, a group of dolphins swim before the ship with some scientists and as there are jellyfish around, they casually send them afloat by smacking the crap out of them with their fins. Dolphins kicking jellyfish around like there’s no tomorrow. I love dolphins.

Further Reading:

• 6000 Rare Irrawaddy Dolphins Found in Bangladesh
• Pinky the Pink Dolphin from Lake Calcasieu, Louisiana (photos)
• Earthlings Documentary – Animal Abuse Video with Joaquin Phoenix

Remember the other day when Chupacabra was recorded by the police dash cam in Texas. Well, there’s another Chupacabra that resurfaced just now and guess what – this one’s from Texas too. They sure like their hairless unidentified animal creatures down there.

According to the legend, Chupacabra is a hairless four legged something that looks like a mix between a dog and a wolf. The Goatsucker, which is the meaning of word Chupacabra in native Spanish is also said to be nocturnal. It’s also sometimes referred to as the Mexican Bigfoot.

The picture and the video below are of the latest creature believed to be Chupacabra. Coming from Texas, this creature is being mummified (aka stuffed) by local taxidermist from Blanco Taxidermy School – Robert McDaniel. Texan Chupacabra was captured by Lynn Butler, former Blanco Taxidermy School student who set up a poison trap in his cousin’s yard after something was tearing the chickens up.

I sense another Bigfoot style sensation:

Further Reading:

• Chupacabra Video Recorded by Police on Board Cam in Cuero, Texas
• Kendhal Beal – Doug Reinhardt Left Paris Hilton for This Plastic Ho
• United Arab Emirates Torture Tape – Extreme Brutality of UAE Royal Sheikh Issa (video)
• Amber Hagerman Story and Amber Alert System for Missing Children
• The Story of 9 Year Old Bride Jayla Cooper

This Squirrel Vacation Picture is real – no photoshop there. The squirrel totally stole the scene for himself – no shame whatsoever. Melissa Brandts and her husband wanted to take a picture of themselves in the rugged wilderness of the beautiful Lake Minnewanka in the Banff National Park which is part of the Canadian Rockies, they put the camera on the rock, posed themselves up in front of it, pulled a happy smile when out of the effin blue a squirrel popped right in front of the camera and stole the shot. Total hotness in his eyes. The squirrel has natural modeling talent, he should be cast by Elite and pose for pictures in Tokyo, Milan and Paris. Send scouts to the Canadian Rockies. We have squirrels there that are naturally photogenic and are not afraid of cameras.

The squirrel vacation picture was submitted by Mrs. Melissa Brandts to the American National Geographics where it gains all kinds of applause. Canadian Squirrels for the win!

Further Reading:

• Ban Female Drivers!
• Texting While Driving Video – Brits Know How to Deliver a Message via PSA
• Reality TV Star and Murder Suspect Ryan Jenkins Flees to Canada on Foot
• Ryan Alexander Jenkins Wanted for Murder of Jasmine Fiore
• Video of a Racial Attack Against Jay Phillips in Courtenay, BC

A group of conservationists from the Wildlife Conservation Society operating on the coast of Bangladesh claims they have discovered 6000 os rare Irrawaddy Dolphins in the area. The same group however warns that these Irrawaddy Dolphins are facing population threat due to excessive fishing nets and climate change.

Irrawaddy Dolphins are mammals closest to other marine mammals, in particular killer whales or orcas. They were discovered in freshwater regions of South Asia, within the Sundarbans Mangrove Forest in Bangladesh and Bay of Bengal the waters of which are adjacent to Sundarbans. Up to this point, there has been very little research on marine mammals done in the area. Prior to this discovery, the largest known population of Irrawaddy Dolphins has only had a couple hundred members.

Irrawaddy Dolphins were listed on the IUCN Red List as vulnerable species, in particular since it was not known how many of them still remain on the planet. Thriving population of Irrawaddy Dolphins in Bangladesh gives us hope that there is future for these mammal and that they will be preserved in their natural habitat. Despite this discovery, however, Irrawaddy Dolphins remain threatened by fishing nets where they often get entangled by accident and drown. Declining fresh water supplies pose even bigger threat to Irrawaddy Dolphins. India has been diverging upstream water and sea level has been rising due to global warming, both of which contribute to devastating effect on the population of rare Irrawaddy Dolphins.

These circumstances however threaten more dolphin species than just Irrawaddys. Ganges River Dolphins are as endangered as Irrawaddy Dolphins in the Sundarbans mangrove forest. Freshwater dolphins are very vulnerable to extinction via humans impacts. Baiji or Yangtze River Dolphins are a reminder that unless humans live in harmony with wildlife, we will lose some of the most beautiful creatures that are on this planet.

Check out the video with Irrawaddy Dolphins below:

Further Reading:

• Video of Playful Dolphins Kicking Jellyfish Around
• Earthlings Documentary – Animal Abuse Video with Joaquin Phoenix

CNN was full of this Diver vs. Tiger Shark Video today claming that Craig Clasen, one of the divers fought and killed 12 foot long tiger shark who attacked his friend diver. Following up on this mind-blowing story, I went to examine what was supposed to be the most bad ass video I’ve ever seen, only to see that CNN were once again full of baby poop.

Yes, it’s an overinflated story. It’s actually not even a story, just a no-adventure of a bunch of nobodies who over inflated it to get on TV. There was clearly no fight. Craig Clasen did not fight any shark. He was fighting half dead animal. I mean let’s be serious for one minute. A 12 foot long tiger shark vs. diver and diver wins killing a shark? Give me a break. Let me tell you what is not on the video and why it is not on the video. My theory is more likely what the real story went down as:

Bunch of blood thirsty animal killers armed with harpoons went to kill themselves a big fish to have something to brag about. You know – that’s one way to impress your boyfriend and get laid. Armed with harpoons, they dived in the ocean and waited around. Then a tiger shark showed up out of nowhere and may have got pretty close to one of the divers, but nothing happened. Shark did not bite diver’s penis off, he can still pleasure his boyfriend. Harpoon shots were fired at the shark, delivering lethal damage, but it did not kill him instantly. Bleeding profusely, tiger shark sort of floated around in agony knowing he was wounded so badly he could no longer fight back or swim away. That’s when Craig Clasen climbed on paralyzed animal and finished him off, which is what we see in the video.

Fighting the shark my ass. Craig Clasen – if you were actually fighting the tiger shark who was not hit several times with harpoon arrows, you would get pulled out of the ocean looking something like THIS or at least THIS. I mean seriously – there is a reason no actual “fight” as you claim was recorded on the video. Everything else was, just no sign of a fight. Are you really expecting me to believe you killed a 12 foot tiger shark? Yeah right…

Craig Clasen in Diver vs. Tiger Shark Video is below. Take a look and tell me if he’s not bullshitting us all. Just as additional info – the video was shot last June off the coast of New Orleans in the Gulf of Mexico.

Further Reading:

• Hurricane Gustav 2008 Satellite Picture

Shoe-Humping Turtle will make your day. He made mine. I never realized turtles can hump faster than they can walk, but that’s understandable. I masturbate faster than I walk too. Only I don’t masturbate into a shoe… unless I have a visit cause humping your own shoes is just gross.

Shoe-Humping Turtle, star in this hilarious video is one horny boy and what is he supposed to do. So he climbs up on a loose shoe and starts humping it. His penis is erect hard and long, but he’s too far from any holes. How do turtles hump anyway? Female turtle would still have the armor on her, how would get to her vagina? Seriously, being a turtle sucks, you even fuck with armor on and a chick you fuck is also wearing an armor. Where’s fun in that.

On the other hand, being a turtle doesn’t suck that bad. Just look at the size of this bad boys penis. Seen that thing? His penis is 1/3 of his body size. Imagine if fatty like me had a penis 1/3 of my size. That thing would be 50 feet… around!

I also never realize turtles make these cute noises when they hump. It reminds me of JAV (Japanese Adult Videos) stars – they also make those cute noises when they get humped. I wander what noises girl turtles make when they take it in doggy style. Hmmm…

Enough talk. Enjoy the video starring Shoe-Humping Turtle. That boy is the shit. The only thing I don’t like are people in the background laughing at him Have they never been so horny they’d fuck a shoe? Comon!

Further Reading:

• New York Post Apology – Barack Obama Hands Down The Worst US President
• Shocking – Barack Obama Reveals the Size of his Penis
• Meet Amy Colley – New Girlfriend of Kenny Chesney
• Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattison Stoned at UK Premiere of Twilight
• Prince William Naked Penis Exposed (pics)

Warning, some may find this video disturbing. Innocent kitty is shot point blank to the head. With a hand gun. I mean literally… a hand gun. Poor kitty

Further Reading:

• Time-lapse Video of the Life Cats Have While You Are at Work
• Bitsy – World’s Smallest Cat at Only 1.5 Pounds (video)
• Ugly Bat Boy – What a Beautiful Kitty (pics)
• Gothic Kittens – Not Funny At All (pics)
• Dog Saves Dog Video

This video made my day today. I laughed my ass off several times over. Poor dog… so funny though.

This pups name is Bizkit. Bizkit obviously has very vivid dreams, to a point that he starts acting on the outside as if he was fully awake. In this video Bizkit is obviously trying to catch a Frisbee of some sort, gets really frisky, ready… and then takes off… Still sleeping and on his side, Bizkit runs for it full speed when all of a sudden he awakens, gets on his feet but continues running until he runs into wall.

Notice how he speeds up and then actually springs his head as if trying to catch a Frisbee. That jump up for Frisbee gets him on his feet and as he continues to run with imaginable Frisbee in his mouth, he runs into the wall. I’m sure that’s what he was dreaming about – giant, majestic Frisbee. Unless he was fighting some other scary dogs, tried to bite them as they were delivering bites into his ears and then wanted to take off cause he was alone against many. That’s a possible second scenario.

Poor Bizkit obviously feels embarrassed afterwards, but I can’t understand how a cameraman did not laugh their ass off. This is just plan hilarious.

Further Reading:

• Crazy Dog Having Time of his Life in Piles of Snow (video)
• Time-lapse Video of the Life Cats Have While You Are at Work
• Forget Free Hugs – Deluxe Hugs for Mere $2 (video)
• Cockpit Video of Emergency Landing on Havendale Boulevard
• Robert Muraine aka Mr. Fantastic on So You Think You Can Dance

Pinky the Pink Dolphin was discovered by Erik Rue, the 42 year old charter boat captain when he was sailing the Lake Calcasieu in Louisiana. Pinky is the world’s only pink Bottlenose dolphin. Pinky is an albino dolphin. His eyes are bright red and skin, well… bright pink. He’s otherwise perfectly healthy, the only oddity about him is that he’s all flashy pink.

Pinky the Pink Dolphin has been swimming in the waters of Louisiana’s Lake Calcasieu since 2007. He’s been a big attraction, to the point that conservationists want to limit the time allocated for observation.

Dolphins are awesome. Their sense of community is unsurpassed. Family of dolphins will never abandon a member who’s injured, rather they’ll stay with him and protect him until he’s capable of keeping up with them again. When pinky the Pink Dolphin was first spotted, there was a group of five dolphins around with Pinky’s mom always by his side. Dolphins are so amazing. Especially this pink albino dolphin.

More pictures of Pinky the Pink Dolphin in the photo gallery below:

Further Reading:

• Video of Playful Dolphins Kicking Jellyfish Around
• Hurricane Gustav 2008 Satellite Picture