Animals

Cats are so gorgeous. Look at this beautiful boy who got nicknamed Ugly Bat Boy. Isn’t he just previous?

Ugly Bat Boy is bold all over his body, except from his chest where fur grows widely. He’s currently a resident kitty at Exeter Veterinary Hospital and his favorite spot is atop a computer (because of the heat). Because of his unique appearance and striking name, Ugly Bat Boy has been a celebrity with local and international media coverage. We at Beer Steak Bullshit industry recognize worthy adepts to the hottest bitch on the net library and Ugly Bat Boy definitely deserves a nomination.

Obviously, veterinary clinic in Exeter is abusing the fact that Ugly Bat Boy is such a beautiful kitty to boost their advertising efforts and it’s working out. Dr. Stephen Bassett surely approves of this. But let’s go back to our gorgeous kitty Ugly Bat Boy.

When he was born, Ugly Bat Boy had a twin sister who looked just like him. Sadly, she didn’t live to see the fame and died when she was only weeks old. I’m sure deep inside his gorgeous soul, Ugly Bat Boy dedicates all his thoughts to his little sister.

Ugly Bat Boy is 8 years old. The stuff at Exeter Veterinary Hospital addressed questions about him be putting up fliers that said he was a normally kitty, just looked ugly (dumb bitches, he’s beautiful, why would you call that beauty “ugly”?). I hope he enjoys the attention and lives a long a happy life. Here’s to Ugly Bat Boy – the beauty of the day.

More pics of Ugly Bat Boy are in a gallery below:

Do you remember back in August of 2008 when Snakehead Fish wreaked havoc in New York rivers and had to be eliminated by force before they eliminated other native fish? Well, major mainstream media are putting together the list of most significant events of 2008 and guess what – Snakehead Fish are famous, they’re on the list. Snakehead Fish deserve to dominate that damn list. 2008 should forever be remembered as the year of Snakehead Fish.

Aside from New York, Snakehead Fish also took over the rivers in Arkansas in 2008. That was back in April and Piney Creek in Lee County had to be rescued by the biologists who declared war on Snakehead Fish. The final score – obviously – is in favor of biologists, Snakehead Fish lost, but do not underestimate the power of this Asian native species. Snakehead Fish are already on the most bad ass list. That’s the way it starts and before you know it, Snakehead Fish will rule the world. Every smart man will join them cause there will be no beating them. Planet Earth will become a fish planet. The fish will breed humans for food. How awesome. Leave it up to Snakehead Fish – there will be no global warming no more and the ozone hole will patch itself. Sweet!

Awesome Snakehead Fish photo by Associated Press (AP)

You know you’re a redneck when… In this video, poor dog fell through thin ice into freezing cold water. Smarter than humans, dog did the best thing he could – nothing. Most death associated with falling through thin ice are because of drowning. At first, your body experiences major shock which could lead to an attempt for a big gasp of air. If you’re surrounded by water, you’re gonna fill your lungs with it and drown immediately. If you survive this initial shock and don’t drown, you can try to return to the part of the ice from where you fell in (it should be strong enough as it held you up to the point where you fell through), shake your legs so you get yourself to as horizontal a position as you can and try to slide on to the ice. Sometimes it doesn’t work and if first few attempts to get out fail, you will likely get your body to the point at which it doesn’t have enough power to get itself out of there. In such case, you must wait for help. It will take on average a few hours before cold water kills you. Put your hands on the ice and try to get someone to call help or throw you something to drag you out of there.

The dog in the video did exactly that – realized he could not spring himself out from the water on the ice, so he just waited. Despite my lecture on how not to kill yourself if you fall through thin ice, this video is not about it. It’s about stupid family that went overboard after their dog fell in cold water and third party rescue was needed.

Basically, first the moronic dad doesn’t appreciate the presence of the police. What were they supposed to do – they did not have the equipment to save the dog safely without sacrificing their own life. That’s always the idea of every rescue mission – make sure you don’t become a victim yourself. The police showed up, assessed the situation but found themselves unable to help with the equipment they had. They adviced the owner to wait for proper rescue team. The owner did not appreciate that and started yelling and pushing the officers. Into all that, his wife starts acting like a cunt and gets feisty with the news cameraman and the police too. What a fucking white trash family.

Watch the video for yourself – incredibly ungrateful family. I feel sorry for the dog. I wish they could find him a better family.

PS – you may need to fast forward to a 0.40 second mark of the video. The beginning is just a neverending notice that the video contains vulgar language.

Sadness before Christmas. These beautiful black kittens have been mutilated by piercings in order to make them look “gothic” so a mean person can make money off of it. Gothic Kittens were pierced in ears, neck and tail and ads for sale were posted on several classifieds and auction websites, including eBay. The woman from Luzerne County, Pennsylvania who was selling gothic kitten was tracked down and poor kitties were removed from the torturous home by humane officers.

Luzerne County officers from the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals were notified after Gothic Kittens ads were reported by compassionate citizens. Sale of live animals is prohibited on eBay so that was easy to spot.

When humane officers obtained the search warrant from the judge and entered the house, they found three pierced kittens, one cat and there was also a dog that was pierced too. What cruel owner. The bitch needs to have her asshole pierced… Vlad Tepes style.

According to Timesleader, the homeowner was running a pets grooming service named Pawside Parlor in the basement of her house. She should have called it Kitten Torture Dungeon instead, fucking bitch!

You can help making this stupid bitch pay by contacting Wilkes-Barre Courthouse attorney Jackie Musto-Carol either by email at jackie@jackiemustocarol.com or by phone at 570-825-1674. Insist on pressing this case to the fullest extent of the law including jail time. I hope this is the last time we hear of such atrocity as Gothic Kittens.

This is one absolutely awesome video of a dog having time of his life plowing through piles of snow. According to YouTube user baileyandfriends, the video was recorded in late 1990’s in Colorado after a heavy snow blizzard. Bailey the dog went absolutely nuts throwing himself into the snow and just plowing his way through thoroughly buries in white oblivion.

I’m not a dog expert so I can’t tell you what breed Bailey the dog is, but maybe some of the readers will know and fill the rest of us in. The video is accompanied by a pretty obnoxious Christmas tune, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

Dragon millipede (Desmoxytes purpurosea) is another one of the newly discovered species of creepy creatures from the Mekong Delta in South-East Asia. Unlike cute Gumbrechts Green Pit Viper, Dragon Millipede is creepy pink and has countless legs that would scare the shit out of me even if I was a notorious centipede predator. I don’t even know which birds feed of millipedes, but I’d stay the heck away. Dragon Millipede look so toxic I wouldn’t dare touching. Nevermind swallowing.

Since its discovery, Dragon Millipedes have secured themselves a spot in Top Ten New Species list of Arizona State University. Take a look at the list HERE. These little creatures are only as big as a thumb (would be creepier if they were bigger) and capable of producing poisonous cyanide as protection mechanism.

Dragon Millipede pic from BBC (Somsar Panha)

Look at this beauty. This is a picture of a Gumbrechts Green Pit Viper (Trimeresurus gumprechti). Aside from Gumbrechts Green Pit Vipers, scientists have discovered over 1000 species of animals in Mekong Delta in south-east Asia in last 10 years, many of them believed to have been extinct.

Mekong delta spans from Cambodia, through Laos, Myanmar, Thailand, Vietnam and province of Yunnan in China. Gumbrechts Green Pit Viper is the coolest animal I have seen in a long time.

This is one of those things that will make your heart bleed. This dog saves dog video starts with a gruesome recording of one dog getting hit by a car. Towards the end of video another dog enters to scene and despite busy traffic, starts pulling the injured dog, that was still alive to the side of the road, away from crazy traffic. Realizing that injured dog is in pain, the saving dog used his paws, rather than teeth to drag wounded animal to safety.

Dog saves dos is an incredible showcase of animal genuinity and care. I wish one could say that about people. While dog risks his life to save another pooch, no driver actually stopped. They showed no respect for other living creatures. It’s terrible.

I have just returned from Cuba where street dog problem seems to take a whole new level. There are countless numbers of them – unspayed, unneutered, they continue to breed, without home, without anyone to look after them, filling up the streets and roads everywhere. I was driving a rented car and stopped several times, not only for dog, but also cats and a particular bird that looks like a small dove (they run across roads not watching out). I can honestly proclaim that I have not hit another animal. Too bad other drivers are not like that. Luckily, injured dogs have other dogs to look after them.

It’s a beautiful dog saves dog video to make your miserable Friday morning better.

Octopus - Intelligent and Flexible Animal

I didn’t have slightest idea that octopi (that’s the plural of octopus) are such intelligent and extremely flexible animals. In my next life I want to be an octopus. I mean I love cats, but seeing how insanely intelligent octopi are, and how incredibly they’re equipped with many slick arms and flexibility that would make a cat steam with envy – I want to be an octopus.

The video below is a document by scientists testing the intelligence of octopi. They’re literally running IQ tests on an octopus they have. And behold, each of the IQ tests has been passed with ease. Octopus is an extremely intelligent animal. And then when I saw insane flexibility an octopus sports – OMG, I want to be an octopus.

Octopi can grow into virtually unlimited size. There is no wonder sailors and pirates from the past had stories of Kraken and other crazy creatures of the sea. Single octopus with its intelligence and flexibility could own a ship with its crew easily. I’m in awe.

Octopus intelligence tests video below:

Snakehead Fish are aggressive predator fish native to Asia that somehow made their way to New York and started their merciless slaughter of native species in Catlin Creek and Ridgebury Lake. Officials had to take drastic measures and poisoned the water in both the creek and the lake with pesticides to eliminate unwanted Snakehead Fish.

New York biologists say Catlin Creek and Ridgebury Lake were invaded by Northern Snakehead Fish and action was needed before they could spread to other state’s bodies of water. Organic pesticide Rotenone was used to poison Snakehead Fish and so far the biologists found 220 of them dead throughout Orange County.

Poisoning of Catlin Creek and Ridgebury Lake in the town of Wawayanda also claimed lives of eight tons of other fish, but drastic measures were necessary to prevent bigger disaster. 1400 native fish were removed from the water prior to application of Rotenone. All of them will be returned to their natural habitat after the organic pesticide completely dissipated.

Snakehead Fish are an aggressive predator of native fishes and swift action was required in order to prevent their spread to the Wallkill and Hudson rivers. So far it looks like the action was fruitful.