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Svetlana Pankratova is the woman with world’s longest legs. Her height is not as impressive (even though it is), it’s just the sheer ratio of legs vs upper body. Legs win no contest.

Guinness Book of World’s Records did series of pictures with Svetlana Pankratova and He Pingping from China – world’s smallest man in London, UK yesterday to celebrate the launch of their new book release. Check out the pictures on World’s Longest Legs vs World’s Smallest Man on that link.

He Pingping is world’s shortest man who can walk – according to the Guinness Book of World’s Records.

Svetlana Pankratova Biography

36 year old, long legged Russian is Volgograd born, but lives in Costa del Sol, Spain – where she’s a real estate broker. She lives there with her boyfriend who’s 6′1″ tall, Svetlana Pankratova says she doesn’t mind dating shorter men

I wonder how her real estate brokerage business does. I’m guessing it does pretty good, I mean – I’d sign any paper if someone this size handed me the pen.

Svetlana Pankratova says she enjoys the fame the record in the Guinness Book brings and loves her long legs, but it’s hard to find clothes that she could wear. Especially the pants.

Svetlana Pankratova Height

Svetlana Pankratova is a little over 6-foot-4. As such, she in NOT the tallest woman in the world. That title still belongs to Yao Defen.

Svetlana Pankratova Leg Lenght

Saved the best for last. The legs of Svetlana Pankratova are 52 inches long. That means her legs themselves are more than 4 feet tall. There’s a long way to go if you want to start with toe licking and make your way to her vagina.

Below is the video of Svetlana Pankratova and He PingPing in front of the National Gallery on Trafalgar Square in London as part of latest Guinness Book of World Record release.

Svetlana Pankratova and He PingPing Image Credit: Wenn

No, you’re not the only one who’s never heard of Olivia Wilde. I’m just as lost here. And if it wasn’t for Megan Fox who said she’d like to rub pussy juices with Olivia Wilde she would have never come to anyone’s attention. Actually, she was getting there.

An otherwise unknown actress Olivia Wilde has been making her rounds and getting noticed by playing Dr Remy Hadley on the TV show called House. Don’t ask me, I don’t watch those stupid TV series for girls 11 year old or younger. I’m all grown up, I can even masturbate with my left hand already.

Megan Fox, who stared in transformers said she feels like strangling a mountain goat when she sees Olivia Wilde. She attached some form of sexual pod text to it and also listed Jenna Jameson as her fantasy partner is mutual pussy rubbing. I sense a sex tape threesome with Olivia Wilde, Jenna Jameson and Megan Fox. Tito Ortiz can be the producer. Jenna will foot fuck the two. I’d totally jerk off to that. I’d jerk off to Megan Fox doing that mountain goat, cause that’s how I roll.

Check out really bad quality video with Olivia Wilde on Regis and Kelly below.

PS – I’m not sure who took that sexy picture of Olivia Wilde posted above. If you know who it is, let me know so I can credit.

A female pedophile – you don’t get to see that one too often. Rachel Holt, a (now former) science teacher at Claymont Elementary School in Delaware’s New Castle County, is charged with raping a 13 year old boy.

Before you ask, yes, I am aware of the most famous of all hot teachers banging their younger students – Debra Lafave, yet I still find it fascinating how many female teachers like to polish underage boy’s penises.

Rachel Holt allegedly had sex 28 times with a 13 year old boy within a span of one week in late March, 2006. Boy’s father alerted the police seeing his son spend nights at Rachel Holt’s place. Seriously, this shit disturbs the fuck out of me. Why did shit like that never happen to me? I was a boy virgin till I was 18. How come there were no sex obsessed cougars who wanted to lick my hairless balls and right asshole when I was 13. I longed for wet vagina, but it was all so distant to me. And any fucker gets to enjoy the pleasures of it with their teacher… Damn. I’m disturbed!

The report says that Rachel Holt gained permission from boy’s dad for him to stay overnight – what the fuck was his dad thinking. He could have just asked straight up if she’d want him to join for a threesome too.

The police later learned that at one point there was another 12 year old boy involved in Rachel Holt’s pedophile rampage – he was only watching getting her anal cavity massaged by that other 13 year old. Rachel also served the kids booze.

36 year old Rachel L. Holt had pleaded guilty to second-degree rape and was sentenced by Superior Court Judge Calvin L. Scott to 10 years in jail. Damn, that’s a long ass sentence for some good ass sex.

Here’s a rare find – an actual 9/11 hero. His name is Rick Rescorla, a British soldier who moved to America, became a citizen and fought for his adopted country in Vietnam. He remained in service till 1990, after that he got into commercial banking. His company occupied 22 floors of the south tower of the World Trade Center.

When the planes hit, Rick Rescorla evacuated 2,700 people out of the skyscraper. When those were safe, he went back inside on another rescue mission as there were still thousands of people inside. This time he was entrapped as the tower collapsed ending his life.

Rick Rescorla is a true 9/11 hero. I tend to use word “hero” lightly as it gets attributed to people who have not done anything heroic to deserve being called one. Rick Rescorla did risk his life and at the end it cost him his life. Thanks to his doing, 2,700 people were saved from certain death. Many of those who died in crushing towers of 9/11 attacks are now referred to as “heroes”. It’s about time one of them was identified as an actual hero. His name is Rick Rescorla, may his soul rest in peace.

Picture above was shot by Peter Arnett and captures Rick Rescorla, who was a lieutenant during the war in Vietnam at the time. The image dates back to November 1965.

The name of Dr. Sneha Philip will be read at Ground Zero today, including her on the list of 9/11 victims. Her name was taken off the list 4 years ago when it was believed that she wasn’t killed, just disappeared into the unknown.

Sneha Philip vanished on September 10, 2001. Her image was recorded on a security video camera as she was buying lingerie and after that there’s a big nothing. In 2004, court ruled that her name be removed form the list of victims as it was impossible to say for sure whether she was a victim of the terror attacks or what exactly happened.

The family of Sneha Philip fought for years to get her name cleaned up and put her back on the list believing she died as she was helping with rescue missions. One of the reasons why she was taken off the list was her reputation as drug user and a whore. But it looks like court now decided to debunk these claims and call Sneha Philip a hero instead.

Ronald Lieberman, husband of Sneha Philip fought really hard to get his wife back on the list – somehow that’s not surprising as that would mean 9/11 compensation fund money for him. Her body was never found, he could have easy offed her by taking advantage of 9/11 mess and not only be rid of his wife who spent most of her night sleeping with somebody else, he’d also get paid by the government for it. Talk about smart fish… God knows what really happened, though. RIP to all the victims.

Sneha Philip Image credit: Maisel/News

Tarina Tarantino is known for her jewelry designs that bear pop culture spirit combined with contemporary segments. Based out of Los Angeles, California, Tarina Tarantino has built a strong brand of jewelry designs that are popular on an international scale. I wasn’t able to find out whether she does genital jewelry too. She needs to learn that shit. Some chicks have undeveloped labia and need to decorate it somehow. Tarina Tarantino could make a killing at it. Besides – Tarina Tarantino Genital Jewelry Designer has a good ring to it.

Some of Hollywoon A-List hos decorate themselves with jewelry from Tarina Tarantino. Miley Cyrus wears her jewelry, so does Paris Hilton, Avril Lavigne or Cameron Diaz. This type of clientele means a lot, of course so by now Tarina Tarantino has got her own boutiques in Los Angeles, New York, Milan, Osaka and planning a whole lot more. Talk about successful designer.

Check out her website to see what creations of one of the top jewelry designers from LA look like HERE.

PS – as far as I know, Tarina Tarantino is not related to Quentin Tarantino.

Tarina Tarantino Image Credit: Ed Kavishe, Fashion Wire Press

Have you ever been this drunk? This poor Russian must have consumed way too much Vodka and got so annihilated drunk he was unable to pick up his bag from the ground and within 4 minutes of this video, his epic mission to get home got him no more than 5 feet closer. He actually walked good two miles, he just never got anywhere. Hilarious video

Everybody seems so oblivious in Russia. Many people passed the drunk by and nobody attempted to help him. Maybe it’s because they have a drunk like that on every corner so they blend in and become standard part of architecture.

It also looks like it was filmed in the morning so people were on their way to work – everyone’s too busy to get to work so nobody cares about a drunk. It was raining too and he kept falling into the puddle – how awful and so hilariously funny.

The only downside I see is that it was recorded by a cell phone video hence it ended after about 4 minutes. I wonder how much longer did this drunk epic mission to get home continued for. Must have been great entertainment for the onlookers. But when the guy eventually sobers, he’s gonna think he got the shit beat out of him while he was drunk.

This is crazy. Satellite Picture of Hurricane Gustav 2008 definitely looks like a bloody mayhem on Earth. While I’m sitting safely here in Canada, People down in New Orleans and whatever other area are affected are going through hell. Hurricane Gustav, the 2008 version of Hurricane Katrina hit the same area, however unlike Katrina, Hurricane Gustav did not leave Louisiana in a catastrophic state. The damages are still estimated at $12 billion, but at least the levees didn’t break flooding the whole city.

1.9 million people abandoned their homes in the Gulf Coast area to flee Hurricane Gustav. Many have already returned home, even though neighborhoods are quite devastated, many still without power.

Hurricane Gustav 2008 Satellite Picture above provided by the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) – Getty Images North America

I admit it – Google is the most popular search engine and also the search engine that sends most traffic to Beer Steak blog. But at the same time it’s the biggest FAIL of a technology company under the sun. Pretty much everything they come up with sucks major balls. And Gmail leads the race at FAIL. Now Google is about to release new internet browser of FAIL. Get ready for Google Chrome Browser.

On one hand I don’t mind this FAIL. Maybe it’s shut the mouth of those obnoxious FireFox fanboys who can’t see past the tip of their nose but they’re big firefox fanboys just cause that sounds so cool. With the release of Google Chrome Browser they’re gonna be stuck. Who are they going to fanboy for? Fanboys always go with the tide. They don’t use firefox because it’s a good browser (did I just use firefox and good browser in one sentence?), they use firefox cause they think it’s so cool to be a firefox user. But when there’s Google Chrome Browser, we’ll see them changing their colors and we’re gonna have crap loads of Google Chrome Browser fanboys. Once again – not because Google Chrome Browser is a good browser, but because those brainless kids will think it’s hip to be Google Chrome Browser user and let everyone know about it.

Google has been rumored to have their own browser in the works but somehow it never became more than a rumor, but it’s been announced and confirmed on Google blog so Chrome Browser’s gonna become reality. Google marketing geniuses chose to introduce chrome browser with a comic book – FAIL. You can see the online version of the comic book HERE.

Google Chrome Browser will be officially release tomorrow.

Mercenaries 2: World in Flames was just released yesterday and it looks pretty damn sick. But I could not help but notice how closely the main computer game character resembles the looks of biggest internet celebrity – Techno Viking. Remember, Techno Viking doesn’t dance to the music, the music dances to the Techno Viking.

That was a good choice on behalf of Pandemic Studios – creators of Mercenaries 2. There is nobody more intimidating looking than Techno Viking. You just can not substitute that German stare, fierce focused eyes and solid physics that could bend metal. If I were a chick, I’d want to marry Techno Viking and he’d be my mercenary.

Just in case you don’t know who I’m talking about (unless you just got out of cave where you spent 10 years of your life you must have heard of him) Techno Viking is an internet celebrity that can beat Chuck Norris with a fart. The timeless video of Techno Viking was recorded during The Fuckparade in Berlin. It starts with a shot of a blue haired chick dancing when out of the blue a random guy runs into her. At the same time mighty Techno Viking comes into view and owns the guy. The expression on techno Viking face is such that no one would want to mess with him. Ever.

Now the computer game Mercenaries 2 was released and surely enough, there he is – techno Viking himself getting the job done. Nobody touches the Techno Viking. he owns everybody’s ass.

Below is the Techno Viking YouTube video:

And a trailer video for Mercenaries 2 featuring what certainly resembles the biggest internet celebrity. Techno Viking for the win: