Yes, I’m pissed off again and rightly so. Why the fuck would shit like that never happen to me when I was 15? Why would there never be a hot teacher willing to suck on my cock when I just started growing pubes. Hot teacher cougars let any 15 year old student drilled them in the ass and I had to wait till I was 20 to get my first whizz of pussy. Life’s not fair, not one bit. Damn…

Lisa Lavoie got herself arrested for potentially rubbing genital juices with a 15 year old student. Lisa is 24 year old first year teacher who went off the hook and introduced the boy to joys of relationships with an experienced woman and all that it brings. The kid probably got more sex in a few days that I get in years. Life ain’t fair.

Mother of a 15 year old boy from Holyoke, Massachusetts who’s a student at Maurice Donahue Elementary School was concerned about her son’s relationship with Lisa Lavoie and contacted the police – way to make your son hate you till the end of your days, mom. He’s gonna let you die in a senior house, abandoned with diapers full of shit. That’s what you get for not letting him pass on his sperm in the ass of a hot teacher. You don’t do that as a mother. If you care for your son, you let him ass fuck teachers. It’s for his best. I would have loved to do that when I was 15.

Three days after mother reported the shit to the police, the boy went missing. That’s a clear sign showing what the boy (he cannot be named) thinks about his mother. He wanted some pussy, mother put hers in the way. Boy chose more pussy and ran away with Lisa Lavoie. He’s got lots of sperm to give away, don’t be mad at him.

Sadly, the police tracked them down and found them in a hotel room in Morgantown, West Virginia. Lisa Lavoie is in custody and was charged by investigators with “enticement of a child”. This broad term apparently includes statutory rape charges. Shit! If convicted, Lisa Lavoie could lose her license to teach in the state of Massachusetts (no biggie, there are 15 year olds in other states to fuck) because she’s only been with Maurice Donahue Elementary School for 5 months.

NECN video about Lisa Lavoie situation is below:

Look at this:

• Joan Tuckruskye – PTA Official Busted for Sex with 13 Year Old
• Victoria Ann Chacon – Why Did I Not Have a Teacher Like That?
• Rachel Holt – Female Pedophile Teacher from Delaware

The wedding took place on Sunday, February 22, 2009 and it fulfilled her dream. 9 year old Jayla Cooper married 7 year old Jose Griggs in a holy matrimony to become husband and wife. And no, this is not a story from Middle East, this stiry is from Texas. And no, Jayla Cooper did not become a 9 Year Old Bride because of some weird religious rites.

When Jayla Cooper was 7 year old, she was diagnosed with leukemia. By now, according to her doctors, she’s reached the end of her journey on Earth and could be called up to the higher grounds anytime. Since her dreadful diagnosis, Jayla Cooper has barely spent any time at home. It was during her 2 years stay at the Children’s Medical Center for Cancer and Blood Disorders in Dallas, Texas when she met Jose Griggs, another leukemia patient. The two are now husband and wife, as per wish of Jayla Cooper, the 9 Year Old Bride. This wish is likely one of very last wishes in her life. And it has been fulfilled.

7 Year Old Groom Jose Griggs is having a tought time dealing with this. He himself is a recovering leukemia patient who’s developed strong feelings for Jayla Cooper over last two years. He doesn’t want to see her go. Leukemia is a bad disease

Video from the wedding ceremony with 9 Year Old Bride Jayla Cooper and 7 Year Old Groom Jose Griggs is below:

Jayla Cooper and Jose Griggs Image Credit: Livermore Photography

Ever heard of Fish Pedicure? Me neither. But then again, I’ve never even had regular pedicure done in my life. I don’t think I’d be able to afford it. My ogre feet stink and have huge nails, I’d be charged extra for that crap.

Fish Pedicure is a procedure in which you stick your foot, hand or any other body part in an aquarium full of fish and let them nibble on the dead skin, ridding you of that aging burden. As it could be expected, fish pedicure originated in Asia and has been making its way to North America, but it looks like you will still have to fly across the pond to get that type of treatment. The Florida Board of Cosmetology has banned Fish Pedicure and their example was followed other states. The ban cam before anyone got a chance to offer this service.

I kind of thought the ban of fish pedicure would have something to do with unethical treatment of animals – poor things would have to swim in the water where you put your stinking foot, never mind eating toxic sweat of your deformed feet. But I was wrong – the banning had precious nothing to do with poor fishes. Florida banned Fish Pedicure, because there isn’t a way to safely disinfect the bowl between uses. Hah, so sticking your foot in a fish tank poisoned by previous user’s foot would not be allowed, but poisoning fish with that foot would be OK. Logic! I feel for the fishes, they always get the shitty end of the stick.

If you get on Google Maps (or Google Earth) you may be able to find these rectangular shapes deep in the Atlantic Ocean. Could this be the greatest discovery made by stupid Google satellites? Could this be the discovery of the lost city of Atlantis? People were searching for Atlantis for centuries, we have had insane technology at our disposal for decades, were we all waiting for stupid Google Earth to eventually get the lost city of Atlantis discovered? Could it be this easy?

The rectangular shapes within Atlantic Ocean can be seen on Google Maps at 31 15′15.53N, 24 15′30.53W coordinates. It’s about 600 miles off western coast of Morocco, not too far from Canary Islands. You can use the embedded view of Atlantic Ocean to zoom in and out and see for yourself. Does this look like the lost city of Atlantis to you? It sure looks like rectangular shapes, something you don’t see at the bottom of an ocean. Geee, Google Maps must have discovered Atlantis, I swear.

According to Twitter (I’m straight hence I don’t use Twitter), term “Atlantis” has been the most sought for and most wrote about on Friday last week. Maybe it’s a key term to some new homosexual activity. Considering 99% of Twitter users are homos, it would make sense.

Google representative apparently popped the party bubble and destroyed all dreams of wannabe Atlantis discoverers by saying that those shapes at the bottom of Atlantic Ocean are “artifact of the data collection process” – come again? “Artifact of the data collection process”? What the fuck is the dude talking about? Does he use Twitter too?

Greek philosopher Plato described the lost city of Atlantis and according to experts (probably Twitter users) the location of rectangles at the bottom of Atlantic Ocean as pictures by Google maps is a possible site of the legendary island. According to Plato, Atlantis was an island larger than Libya and Asia famous for its wealth and advanced civilization.

This is the famous, notorious, coveted Get a Brain, Morans pic – full edition, including the Go USA sign. The Get a Brain, Morans guy was at a pro-war get together aimed at countering the anti war protest in St. Louis, Missouri on March 23, 2003. And just as you would expect from any pro war moran, he was a complete tool. The picture captures pure essence of pro war morans better than anything ever. The Go USA only adds to the whole ridiculousness.

This is what went down on that epic day:

Pro peace, anti war activists got together – about 350 of them and marched peacefully towards the Boeing missile factory in St. Charles, MO. Pro peace protesters had civilian weapons inspectors among their ranks who demanded access to the plant to inspect the weapons of mass destruction that US government had produced there. Inspectors were denied entry, so the protesters sat in front of the main gate to the Boeing plant to protest the denial.

To show their support for bloodshed, about 75 pro war morans countered pro peace folks who were silently sitting at the gate. Pro war morans were yelling insults at the protesters and that one guy pulled out his epic sign that read: Get a Brain, Morans. His other sign read: Go USA. Way to immortalize yourself, moran!

Oh the irony. Or should I say: “What goes around, comes around” instead? Scott Siegel, the actor who plays steroid dealer in the Oscar-nominated movie The Wrestler featuring Mickey Rourke has been arrested for steroid dealing in real life.

Former wrestler Scott Siegel is not new to prisons and steroid trafficking. He’s been arrested for the same crime before and spend four years in jail for steroid trafficking. I guess scoring a role in an Oscar nominated movie was not good enough of an easy income for the guy, so he decided to get some more cash flowing through his pockets by dealing what he has most experience to deal – steroids.

Last Wednesday, Scott Siegel was seen by DEA (Drug Enforcement Administration) officers picking up suspicioous package in New Rochelle. Officers cornered Scott Siegel, who rammed through police vehicles leading them on a high speed chase. After the police caught up with him and disabled his vehicle, Scott Siegel jumped out of his car and continued to flee on foot – dumbass. Cops captured Scott Siegel in Eastchester, New York, but he kept fighting them off. All this ordeal landed him assaulting a federal officer charges and of course steroid distribution charges (schedule III controlled substance).

With Oscar’s night coming up this Sunday and The Wrestler being one of the nominees for the best picture, I’m sure Mickey Rourke is not impressed Scott Siegel fucked it up the way he did. The police say they found 1,500 bottles of anabolic steroids, as well as $100,000 in cash on him. Roids are bad for you kids, m’kay?

This Asian kid is my hero. There is no sound with this video, but picture tells all. Worthless thug attempts to mug the kid, who is trying to buy a ticket and has large bags on him. He may have looked like a tourist, hence presumably vulnerable and an easy victim. Well, needless to say, thug picked a wrong kid to mess with. Asian boy was having none of that shit and fought back.

The whole incident allegedly took place in Atlanta, Georgia and that Asian kid is allegedly a student at Georgia tech. The thug who attempted to mug him got his ass kicked in a no bullshit choke hold and not only ended up without easy money, he actually landed himself a 3 year jail term. Well, deserved. And the kid who took him down deserves a fucking medal.

The only question on people’s minds right now is – why such clear recording of attempted mugging hasn’t made national news? Well, it would be politically and morally incorrect to say that if it was a black kid who got mugged, we would have likely all heard of it and seen masses of fellow African American marching the streets. But as I’d said, that’s not politically and morally correct hence I can’t suggest something that heretic on here. Come to think of it – it would never actually happen anyway. I mean – when was the last time you’ve heard of a black kid getting mugged by an Asian thug?

I have recently returned from a vacation in the Dominican Republic but was not blessed with a sight of a drunk guy on a beach who’d be trying to put his pants on as a shirt. I mean – I no longer laugh at aged dudes in Speedos, cause I’m no Arnold Schwarzenegger either, but why am I deprived of seeing hilarious shit like that is beyond me.

You can tell that this dude made for the trip of people recording this video. This was the most unforgettable part of their vacation. Screw the beach, screw swimming in the ocean, screw skimpily clad big ass bitches – it’s all worth shit compared to a drunk guy putting his pants on as a shirt. The epic struggle of several minutes also attracted little boy with a camera phone who also just had time of his life happen there.

Then a random bypasser tries to show compassion and help drunk guy put on his… what he thinks is a shirt at a time. Drunk dude already has both pants on his arms but that stupid piece of garment would not just wrap around his tanned, Speedo clad beach body. So good Samaritan is helping him out, but the shirt just wouldn’t unfold. Then the solution to the mystery of a stubborn shirt come – the Samaritan takes the shirt off drunk guy and reveals to him that it’s his pants he trying to put on. The Samaritan either near puked from grabbing at cum stained white shorts or got a hard on. I’m betting on a hard on. He kind of looks homosexual. If we stick around the internet long enough, we’ll probably stumble upon their home made video of what took place after tropical sun went down. Such good times await you at your vacation.

Beverly Eckert lost her husband Sean Rooney to the 9/11 terrorist attack on the World Trade Centre. As a 9/11 widow, Beverly Eckert became a co-chairwoman of “Voices of September 11″ an organization that pushed for investigation of 9/11 and proper memorial for all victims. In other words, she grabbed at the opportunity to leave her 9 – 5 job for something less stressful and more rewarding. Late last night, Beverly Eckert got on the Continental Airlines plane to fly to Buffalo to commemorate her deceased husband’s 58th birthday. She never made it. Flight 3407 crashed outside of Buffalo, everyone aboard died.

Investigation into what caused Flight 3407 to crash is ongoing. There were 47 people aboard the Bombardier Dash 8 Q400 jet when it took tumble and crashed into a house. All 47 passengers died, one additional person was killed on the ground. Seven and a half years after her high school sweetheart’s death, Beverly Eckert is reunited with her husband Sean Rooney on the opposite shore of river Styx.

Beverly Eckert Photo by Derek Gee, Buffalo News

Chris Jericho, the biggest pussy in the world proved once and for all what I’ve been saying forever – wrestlers are a joke. Bunch of fucking pussies on steroids who would never be able to stand up against an equal man or compete in a sport for real men. Wrestlers dope themselves up on steroids to shrink their already invisible little dicks even more and pretend to be bad ass. Where as all they can do is beat a girl.

Biggest pussy of all pussy wrestler Chris Jericho punched a girl in the face cause he can’t get his dick up to fuck a girl, so he at least beats them up. I only hope that stupid girl collects her shit together and starts sucking dick of someone worthwhile, like me for a change. She was dumb enough to begin with to recognize the pussy Chris Jericho and be a fan of his. Who in their right state of mind is a fan of wrestling? Nobody unless you’re such complete loser as wrestlers themselves. If you still watch wrestling, i think it’s time to reevaluate your purpose on the planet Earth. I hear they sell decent rope in Canadian Tire so you can hang yourself. Please die if you’re a fucking loser unable to add two and two together.

Let’s get back to biggest peacock pussy of a wrestler Chris Jericho. Listen you pussy, are your punches so girl weak that you feel the need to punch girls? And cut that stupid weed you’re growing on top of your brainless, roid filled skull!

Video of pussy wrestler Chris Jericho punching a girl is below. If you look closely, he actually spits on the girl first, before punching her. Take a good look at about 0.32