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This is way too hilarious. Some funny Jew and an Obama Ass Kisser in one (tragic combination) was pouring his guts out on camera talking some mindless shit about how soldiers are taken care of in Israel and how they get top notch health care when Pamela Pilger shouted “Heil Hitler” out loud off camera. Jew Obama Worshipper got all pissy and yelled “Shame of you” at Pamela Pilger. Funniest scene I’ve seen since Breathalyzer Test Fail Video.

“You telling me, to a Jew, Heil Hitler? Shame of you!” That guy needs a role in a movie. He makes for a good drama queen. Otherwise makes no damn sense whatsoever. But funny as queef during anal sex. Video is below (shame of you):

Look at the face of a douche. Jasmine Fiore was found dead in a dumpster, stuffed inside a suitcase (must have been quite a job to fit those silicones in there) and Ryan Alexander Jenkins is a “person of interest”. Whether he’s a murderer we don’t know yet, but looking at the picture I can answer one thing for sure – yes, he’s a douche. You got to be a douchebag if you wear stupid pubestache like that.

Aside from being a potential murderer, garbage bin depositor and suitcase stuffer of Jasmine Fiore, Ryan Alexander Jenkins is also a reality TV contestant. That’s right, Ryan Alexander Jenkins got his douche ass on VH1’s Megan Wants A Millionaire. That means that he’s a millionaire, right? Well, he better be, cause if convicted of murder of Jasmine Fiore, he’s gonna need some change to buy Hubba’s favor which is the only way to get fucked with lube. Otherwise he’s gonna have to take Hubba’s dick up his dry ass.

I can hear you asking – aside from being a douche and a reality TV contestant, what else is this Ryan Alexander Jenkins? Well sadly – he’s a Canadian. And not only that. He’s Alberta, right from Calgary. If I looked outside the window, I might see him there. Why do people from my province have to be such amateur murderers? I thought after Jasmine Fiore’s dead body was discovered, that it’s gonna be one of those mindblowing criminal cases similar to Black Dahlia in which the murderer has never been found. That would immortalize Jasmine Fiore but now that there is a suspect basically right after her body was discovered, she’s got no chance of becoming as famous as Elizabeth Short. I’m sorry Jasmine Fiore, I tried finding something worthy of remembering about you, but Buena Park police spoiled it all. Skilled chaps, these are, I tell ya.

The police say that Jasmine Fiore was strangled to death. If Ryan Alexander Jenkins is in fact her murderer – I can’t help but wonder what would prompt a 32 year old real estate developer/investment banker (whatever title you give it, at the end of the day it equals “millionaire”) to kill young woman. Seemingly he had everything he wished for – a pubestache, an appearance on VH1, a bank account full of green stuff… why killing a blonde? WHat was missing in his life that he would wrap his douche hands around her neck and squeeze tight? This will be an interesting case to follow. Ryan Alexander Jenkins is probably somewhere in Venezuela or Thailand by now.

EDIT: latest news has it that Ryan Alexander Jenkins and Jasmine Fiore were married. TMZ was allegedly contacted by lawyers of Ryan Alexander Jenkins who said that their client will co-operate with the authorities. See? I told you he was a douche. Who else would marry Playboy representative with fake boobs? RIP Jasmine Fiore

This awful looking blond in the picture is Jasmine Fiore. 28 year old Jasmine Fiore is a bikini model and Playboy representative. Why am I not surprised that when I see a fake blonde with atrocious fake boobs and beastly make-up with chola eyebrows, it’s somehow associated with Playboy. Hugh Hefner has the worst taste in women and he imposes it on unsavvy men through his outdated magazine. Hef needs to realize that there’s only one creature worthy of coveted title “model” – Squirrel the Magnificent. Nobody can pose those moobs like he can, nevermind the best impersonation of Nosferatu since Max Schreck.

However, despite her horrendous looks, I’m not gonna focus on that too much as poor Jasmine Fiore may be going through some hardship. Lisa Lepore, mother of Jasmine Fiore reported to the police that her daughter was last seen on Friday, August 14, 2009 and has not been heard from since.

Jasmine Fiore, whose name was Jasmine Kinkaid until her recent move to Los Angeles, moved to California from Las Vegas to start a personal training business there. She lived in the 800 block of Edinburgh Avenue, close to Melrose Avenue and according to her mom, she was not planning to go anywhere. And then bam – missing. Lisa Lepore says it’s not typical of her daughter to vanish without saying where she’s going so she’s rightfully freaked out.

If you see said Jasmine Fiore, don’t freak out. Collect yourself and contact LAPD about her whereabouts. I know she may scare the living poop out of you, but she’s just a harmless blonde with nasty tits is all.

Google is watching you in more ways than one. It is no secret that Google is the biggest repository of people’s online behaviors. If you have used Google but once on your computer, a cookie has been nested in it that tracks everything you do on line and every track of it is stored in Google databases. It gets far worse if you use Google toolbar and further worsens if you agreed for Google History to store your own data for yourself to see. But Google is watching you in more ways than by just tracking your activities on line.

As satellite technology improves, Google Maps views of our planes from space get more detailed. Then you have Google Street View with pictures taken by cameras mounted on cars and trikes riding the streets of popular cities. Google claims that it respects people’s privacy and their software automatically blurs people’s faces and license plate numbers. While the idea of being able to see what streets you may wish to visit look like, there is also an idea of one of those Google tricycles may capture your precious ass in an awkward moment and pictures of it will be all over Google. Imagine you get captured walking with toilet paper stuck to your shoe or vomiting after a good night out. Blurring my face my ass. Google is watching you and while there is a lot of convenience to being able to look up stuff, the inconvenience of being stripped of any and all privacy negates the purpose.

Oh, that cookie that Google embeds in your computer never quits and if you increase your computer’s security settings so it rejects cookies, all Google services quit functioning. You will get an error message appealing on your to enable cookies or else Google won’t provide any of their services. They want something in return for their “services”. They want to know everything about you. And given that Google are good buddies with CIA, this whole “Google is Watching You” phenomenon should make everyone feel uneasy. And rightly so.

The baddest search engine on the internet – Bing, just got badder. Formerly known as Virtual Earth, Bing Maps offers an awesome Birds Eye View feature which allows you to see some areas of the planet from the air, but under an angle, which offers pretty clear perspective of said area. This unsurpassed feature just got better on August 4, 2009 after folks from Microsoft Corporation added 41TB worth of aerial and birds eye photography to Bing Maps. That means there will be many more places covered at higher resolution and many more offered from birds eye perspective.

Bing Maps has a really cool demo site located at http://bingmapsupdates.cloudapp.net/ which has a really cool slideshow that will take you on a virtual tour throughout the planet. It’s a fascinating ride and I recommend everyone checking that link out. It also shows new places that Bing Maps added to their depository and has icons to indicate whether the area has aerial view or whether it also has birds eye view. Check it out, it’s really cool. Make sure you roll your mouse over Map Options and click Play Slideshow. They just sit back and indulge in your personal “around the world in a few minutes” tour.

I have been watching is whole morning and can’t seem to get enough of it. The slideshow obviously focuses primarily on newly covered areas of Bing Maps (to show what those 41TB of data were collected from) but you will see many interesting places of the world. According to Bing Community bulletin post, new satellite imagery covers extra 189,000 square kilometers of the planet and includes more than 12,000 square kilometers of new Bird’s Eye Photography. During my first few minutes of enjoying the virtual tour I have been to Taiwan, Henderson Island, Luanda, Angola, Diego Garcia and Cardamum Amihi, Maldives, Leuven, Belgium, Goteborg and Malmo, Sweden, Denali, Alaska, Huahine and Moorea, French Polynesia, Kanggye and Gumi, South Korea, Tolyatti, Russia, Wellsford, New Zealand, Pasuruan and Chatrapur, India, Pavia and Crotone, Italy, Avila, Spain, Sydney and Fredericton, Canada, San Blas, Mexico, Brazzaville, Congo, Dakar, Senegal, Bourail, New Caledonia, Munich and Stuttgart, Germany, Tubukiniberu and Ijaki, Kiribati, Xinxiang, China, Leiden and Rotterdam, The Netherlands, Graz, Austria, Upolu Samoa, Jyvaskyla, Finland, etc etc. Sweet ride. Bing Maps rules.

When I grow up, I’m gonna buy myself a brand new Bugatti Grand Sport but not in effin white. I could never understand why anyone would spend $70k for a nice set of wheels and choose one in white. What kind of idiocy is that? But when it comes to cars like 2009 (or 2010) Bugatti Veyron 16.4 Grand Sport, a car that costs $2.2 million – if anyone’s gonna spend this type of money on a sweet ass pussy magnet like Bugatti Grand Sport and gets it in white, that’s where comprehension hits solid wall. White is nasty. Leave white cars to the police and ambulance. Pick up something decent. Like pink or poop orange – anything’s better than white for crying out loud.

Bugatti Grand Sport sports 8.0 litre, 16 cylinder engine that boasts the impressive 1,001 horsepower. It’s an all wheel drive with 7 speed transmission and engine boosted by 4 turbo chargers. The Grand Sport version of Bugatti Veyron comes with a transparent and removable top so you can get some air in your hair while you’re flooring those 1,001 horses under its hood. To put tires on Bugatti Grand Sport, one would have to shell out $30k, but that’s an easy one if you can shell out $2.2 million to buy it in the first place. There’s obviously a good reason why there are only 150 of these Bugatti Grand Sports made. I’m getting one. It looks like a sweet second ride. Mercedes SLR McLaren still remains my primary vehicle. Hey, a boy can dream, right?

This story screams all sorts of “weird”. Donessa Davis apparently likes to stick his penis into vaginas of different women whom he meets through Craigslist. He managed to date a few of them at the same time and when bitches found out they were cheated on by him with each other, they set up a revenge that involved Krazy Glue. Krazy bitches, I tell you. Therese Ziemann, alleged Krazy Glue Ringleader went on to embarrass herself live on NBC’s Today Show with Meredith Vieira and tried, but miserably failed to make herself look like a victim. Fucking whore, I wonder how many times she’d filed false rape charges in her life.

After useless bitches found out that they were sucking on the same peen, they set up a revenge that went down something like this: Krazy Glue Ringleader Therese Ziemann lured Donessa Davis into a motel room and tied him to the bed pretending he’s in for an erotic massage. Once restrained, the rest of the Krazy Glue Stupid Ho Gang, including the estranged wife of Donessa Davis – Wendy Sewell entered the room and applied Krazy Glue to his dick which they glued against his leg. Bitches need to read – Krazy Gluing guy’s dick against his leg does not cure your frigidity.

The video of an embarrassing performance of alleged Krazy Glue Ringleader Therese Ziemann is below. There’s hardly anything to add to what she says, just watch the video and bang your head against the desk yourself. She’s so full of poop it twists brain cells. Bitch is charged with false imprisonment and is lying into people’s faces that she’s a victim. They’ve got some insane women in Wisconsin. Hope they get maximum prison time.

American journalists Laura Ling and Euna Lee were released from jail in North Korea after months of detention and everybody is freaking out. I don’t understand what the big deal is – it’s North Korea we’re talking about. If they were put in jail by Americans, then there would be a reason for concern as Americans are known for sending prisoners to countries in Middle East and Africa to torture them. North Koreans are civilized compared to Americans. And don’t even get me started on the “nuclear weapons” bullshit. There is only one country with history of (ab)use of nuclear weapons and that’s not North Korea. To assume that a peaceful nation such as North Korea would abuse nuclear weapons is absurd. If there is a nation to fear, it’s the USA. They are the only ones with history of use of nuclear weapons as they are the ones with history of oppression and military aggression against other countries for no reason. The people of North Korea are fine. They have even released Laura Ling and Euna Lee from jail after Bill Clinton asked them nicely. Would Americans do something like that? Forget it, just look at Cuban 5. Americans keep people illegally in jails and enjoy doing it.

So retired US president Bill Clinton went over to North Korea to speak with Kim Jong-il who gracefully granted Laura Ling and Euna Lee amnesty. The entourage boarded the private Boeing jet owned by Steve Bing – Hollywood producer and friend of Bill Clinton. Laura Ling and Euna Lee were facing 12 years of work in a hard labor camp for illegal entry and engagement in hostile acts. There’s nothing to discuss here – Laura Ling and Euna Lee broke laws of a sovereign country and were arrested. They deserved the punishment to the fullest extent but merciful North Korean government led by Kim Jong-il granted them amnesty. Now these “freed journalists” are looked upon as heroes. They are effin criminals. They should have been punished to the full extent of North Korean law. You don’t go to Saudi Arabia to film porn, because it’s illegal there. You can film porn in California, but not in Saudi Arabia. If you do it in Saudi land, you could get arrested and sent to prison. You would be a criminal for breaking laws of the country you have entered. It is the same with Laura Ling and Euna Lee – criminals dressed up as journalists. And they got away with it. Now they can resume their abuse freely. Such wonderful world we live in.

Yet another Cameron Douglas arrest. 30 year old stepson of actor Michael Douglas got busted in an undercover Crystal Meth sting operation at the Gansevoort Hotel in New York. Cameron Douglas was allegedly trying to take $18,000 worth of crystal meth from New York to Los Angeles (or the other way around?) with intentions to sell it there.

The DEA task force arrested Cameron Douglas in a room at the Gansevoort Hotel where he’s lived for a while. The room was paid for by Michael Douglas. What a dad, he’d even pay for his stepson’s long term stay in a hotel. Are there no available apartments to rent in New York anymore?

Cameron Douglas is no newb to jail. He was arrested twice before, this is his charming third time. Each of his three arrests were drug related. Dude knows how to party it out through life. All he needs to do is to play a drug addict. He’ll be sent to a rehab instead of a choker and the life will be back to normal once more. Afterall, they still want some meth in LA, right?

Or maybe Michael Douglas could cut him from his sponsorship pay check and let him live on his own. Dude gets paid for his hotel room by his step dad – he has no financial worries cause dad sorts it all out for himself. Let Cameron Douglas hit the rock bottom and wake up to reality.

There are all sorts of FAIL in this story. Kevin Provencher, a seasoned sports reported for the New Hampshire Union Leader must have thought writing news reports on sports was not financially rewarding enough so he found himself a new gig – a prostitution ring. 50 year old Kevin Provencher would recruit women with inviting vaginas and pimp them out on Craigslist. It doesn’t matter what sort of a slump an economy takes, prostitution will always pay off. Nowadays, even ugly skanks like Ashley Alexandra Dupre can score themselves $5000/hour clients like Governor Eliot Spitzer. You can even take it international and have a Governor fly over to Argentina to get a blowjob. And Kevin Provencher realized all that, set up his own prostitution ring and used high trafficked classified site Craigslist to advertise his whores.

According to prosecutor Michelle Defeo, Kevin Provencher had five hookers working for his prostitution ring ran from a hotel in Andover, Massachusetts. Michelle Defeo believes that Union Leader reporter’s prostitution ring may also have operated in Canada. To cover his ass, Kevin Provencher would tell the clients scouted through Craigslist that they would be boinking his girlfriend or wife. Ya know, pulling a dedicated husband trick.

Kevin Provencher did it right, though. He fucked each whore first, before he would recruit them. That’s my type of man. If you’re going to exploit some ho, use her first. This way you’re getting the best of both world – you get to fuck a ho and make money off of her. Doesn’t get any better than that.

Kevin Provencher was running whole operation. He would set hookers rates, run background checks on clients and schedule the place where the exchange of bodily fluids would take place. Obviously, somewhere in the process a background check didn’t work out and he got his ass ratted out.

Management of New Hampshire Union Leader suspended Kevin Provencher who had worked for them for more than 25 years in their Manchester location. He has two teenage kids. I’d hate to be one of them. But you never know these days. Being known among your peers for having a dad who fucked and exploited hookers can actually get you laid. I’m in the wrong business, I swear.