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Under normal circumstances, I don’t like people who come on camera with irritating speech impediment, but this is a sad news. Alexis Cohen, an American Idol contestant who became known as the Glitter Girl was killed in a traffic accident. The New Jersey police are investigating the incident and are looking for a hit and run driver connected to her death. Alexis Cohen first auditioned for American Idol season 7, she literally sucked and the response she got from judges was just like that. Believing, she was the next big thing America has seen, she took it harshly and gave Simon Cowell and the rest of American Idol middle finger attitude on cameras off audition room.

After her failed attempt in season 7, Alexis Cohen gave American Idol another shot during season 8. That didn’t work out for her either and never made it past audition. So she gave Simon Cowell Fuck Yous again. Glitter Girl believed she was gonna be famous one day and it looks like her dream came true. Too bad she’s dead to enjoy it. Weird how our society works. While she was alive, Alexis Cohen was just some American Idol contestant with speech impediment and attitude. Now she’s the most searched for person on the internet for the day. Death brings fame. It truly is so. NJ police are on hit and run driver’s ass. The world has lost a Glitter Girl today. Seaside Heights where the accident took place has lost its glitter. RIP Alexis Cohen. You’re a star you’ve always wanted to be now.

YouTube video with Alexis Cohen’s endless rant about American Idol and how she’s gonna show them is below.

Scott Yanke was fired from his job as Fort Myers Beach town manager after councilors learned that he was married to a pornstar. Anabela Mota Janke whom Scott married last October is a seasoned vagina provider for adult movies and that’s bad in the books of small town Florida councilors. I’d fired his ass too. Imagine your name is Larry Kiker and you are a mayor of a small town in Florida. You have a collection of DVDs featuring Anabela Mota Janke and then you find out your dream girl got married to a guy you can have fired. You ain’t gonna put up with idea of a girl from your DVDs sucking on someone else’s cock in your backyard. If she’s not sucking on your manhood, at least get her husband fired, right?

Once the news was out, Fort Myers Beach town council met and voted 5-0 to get Scott Yanke fired “without cause”. Mayor Larry Kiker had this to say:

We did everything we could not to judge. It was not about him or her, it was about the town

You can tell Mayor Larry Kiker has seen every porn movie out there. Anabela Mota Janke is allegedly performing under a pornstar name Jazella Moore.

The legal saga surrounding the case of John Demjanjuk who’s accused of being Ivan the Terrible, a Nazi guard at Sobibor Concentration Camp continues and is near its final chapter. Prosecutors from Germany’s Munich formally charged John Demjanjuk with 27,900 counts of being an accessory to murder at a Sobibor Nazi death camp during World War II. John Demjanjuk, who is 89 year old was deported from the United States last May.

John Demjanjuk who was born in Ukraine says he was fighting the Nazi soldiers as member of the Red Army but was captured and spent the rest of the war as prisoner of war. He insists he’s not the Nazi guard known as Ivan the Terrible and that he never hurt anyone. Now that the charges have been officially filed, German court must decide whether to pursue a trial (most likely) and set a date. Doctors found John Demjanjuk fit to stand trial but the questioning must be limited to no more than two, 90 minute sessions a day.

Jews are taking over the world. Nobody can stop them.

Check out this trailer – isn’t that one of the most controversial things you have ever seen? Illegal Use of Hands is a movie about sex offenders. I don’t actually know much about this movie, maybe it’s not even a movie, just a trailer of sorts, like YouTube is full of. Great idea never the less and an awesome way to start a trailer. Illegal Use of Hands does not exist on imdb.com which makes me think it’s just a homemade video, rather than an actual movie, but you never know what could come out of that. Check it out.

Tatiana Kozhevnikova from Russian Novosibirsk holds a world record for lifting a 14 kg glass ball with just her vagina. If she keeps it up, soon enough she’ll be able to lift a man up by his penis with her vagina. Tatiana Kozhevnikova already has a record in the Guinness Book of World’s Records as a Woman with Strongest Vagina in the World. My sources are telling me that she can only use special titanium alloy dildos. All other dildos look like they went through mean grinder after Tatiana Kozhevnikova reached an orgasm. She doesn’t even sigh when she orgasms – her pussy screams itself so neighbors think there’s Tarzan in town. I made all that crap up, but she still is a woman with world’s strongest vagina and can lift 14 kg glass balls by squeezing vaginal muscles.

Tatiana Kozhevnikova says she’s been exercising her vaginal muscles for 15 years. This vaginal fitness allegedly improves sex life – well duh! After Tatiana Kozhevnikova had a child, her vaginal muscle were weak (translation: her pussy was loose like old man’s mouth), so she started to study ancient tricks on how women used to deal with this back then. yes, back then women cared about pleasuring their man. Nowadays you can’t even get a decent blowjob unless you’re gay. She found out that ancient women were sticking wooden balls up their vaginas to achieve tight muscles even after giving birth to many children. Tatiana Kozhevnikova got inspired, saw a glass ball, shoved it up her pussy and worked those muscles until the ball was out. She says it took forever, but now, after 15 years you can put a barb wire in there and she’ll roll it around a coil in no time. That’s what I call a skill. Ancient art of quality blowjob among women may be forever lost, but the art of strong vaginas is still alive, thanks to Tatiana Kozhevnikova.

Video of Tatiana Kozhevnikova lifting glass balls with her vagina and a gallery of photos of this wonder woman are below:

Photos: kp.ru

RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police) are investigating an incident from Courtenay, B.C. (British Columbia – a province in Canada where BC Bud is from) in which a 38 year old Jay Phillips was attacked in what the police believe was a racial attack. The video shows the attackers – three young, Caucasian males throwing punching and yelling racial slurs at Jay Phillips who’s of African descent.

Jay Phillips works as a landscaper in Courtenay, a town about 220 km northwest of Victoria. He was walking past the fast food restaurant last Friday when a truck full of people yelling racial slurs passed by. The red truck then pulled over and three males jumped out, surrounded Jay Phillips and confronted him. He was able to fight back and reported the incident to the police so as to prevent such attacks from happening to other kids who may not be able to protect themselves as well as he did.

The video of the attack was posted on YouTube, however who recorded it is not known. After review of the video, the police had said that they were questioning the witnesses and admitted that there may have been racial elements in the attack. Jay Phillips told the media that:

I think everyone should be allowed to walk down the street with their head held up and proud of who they are. Everybody.

During the memorial ceremony at the Staples Center in Los Angeles, Michael Jackson’s Daughter Paris came on stage to say a few words about her father and broke down in tears, saying that Michael Jackson was “the best father”. She was comforted by other members of The Jackson’s and taken off stage. This short stage presence of Michael Jackson’s Daughter Paris was one of the most powerful moments of today’s memorial ceremony:

I just want to say – ever since I was born, daddy (Michael Jackson) has been the best father you can ever imagine. And I just wanted to say I love him so much…

…and after that Michael Jackson’s Daughter Paris collapsed in the arms of Janet Jackson, her aunt. The video of this moment is above, if you didn’t catch the live broadcast of it.

OK Magazine paid $500,000 (yeah, that’s half million dollars) to a photographer who took picture of Michael Jackson dying on his way to the hospital for the rights to publish the picture on their cover. Is anyone surprised? Cause I am not. It’s in bad taste, but mass media game is all about sales and anything that stirs controversy attracts attention and attention is sales. And what is the most talked about topic as of late? The death of Michael Jackson. His death is covered by all mass media so how can one magazine get on top? Easy – by publishing the most controversial item related to the most talked about topic. In this case it would be the death picture of Michael Jackson.

It was only a question of time. Highest bidder would get the rights to publish the last picture of Michael Jackson before he was declared dead on their cover because public is hungry to see it. I have foreseen it and explained it the first time I have published the Picture of Michael Jackson Dead. It all comes down to what I have already said. Search engines were being flooded with requests from people like you to see the picture of Michael Jackson dead. The mass media responded in like. OK Magazine realized that and were ready to take it to the next level by publishing that picture on their cover. Their readiness was sealed with the handover of half million dollars.

One odd thing is that the issue of OK Magazine with Michael Jackson’s death on the cover is a special edition released as tribute to Michael Jackson. What better way to pay tribute to the king of pop than by publishing his death picture on the cover. Smart thinking OK Magazine, yeah right! Like there are no decent pictures of Michael Jackson from his better years (such as after release of thriller). But that wouldn’t create buzz, would it OK Magazine? Having dead picture on the cover does. This OK Magazine approach translates to one and only thing:

The King of Pop can only die once. Might as well cash out on it as much as we can through any means necessary. Even by publishing his death photo on the cover.

Death of Michael Jackson has been the most publicized news all over the world last few days so it comes as no surprise that the conspiracy theorists entered the melee with their stories of Michael Jackson being still alive and his death being naught more than a staged hoax to get pressure of the media off his ass. Did Michael Jackson fake his death? Who knows, but in the video above, which shows Michael Jackson’s dead body being air lifted to the Los Angeles County Coroner by the helicopter, he’s seen sitting up from a gurney. The video repeats the footage of Michael Jackson sitting up so it’s easy to see, hence the only question remains – is that an optical illusion, is someone moving his body to a sit up position, or is in fact Michael Jackson still alive and all this crap with his death is just a well planned hoax? You be the judge!

Michael Jackson autopsy results have been the most anticipated news on the internet today. Because of high profile status of the deceased, autopsy was scheduled for today, the day after Michael Jackson’s death. Coroner’s report just came but unfortunately it doesn’t shed much light as to the cause of Michael Jackson’s death. The report in inconclusive so basically all we got as Michael Jackson autopsy results was a note that the coroner will need four to six more weeks for additional toxicology tests.

The coroner’s report was made public during a much anticipated press conference. L.A. County Coroner stated that autopsy was completed as scheduled, but more toxicology tests are needed to be certain about what really killed Michael Jackson. Coroner’s report also concluded that there were no signs of an external trauma to the body of Michael Jackson so foul play was dismissed. Coroner’s report also concluded that Michael Jackson was taking prescription drugs but further tests are needed in order to determine which ones may have contributed to the cardiac arrest which lead to singer’s death.

Meanwhile, the police are looking for Dr. Conrad Robert Murray, a board-certified cardiologist from Las Vegas who has been in the field for twenty years. Dr. Conrad Robert Murray was present when Michael Jackson collapsed. Dr. Conrad Robert Murray was hired by the concert company to attend to Michael Jackson during his upcoming 50 concerts in London. Michael’s old doctor and long term friend Deepak Chopra suspect Michael’s death was the result of doctors allowing him to take pain killers, such as Demerol, which Jackson family believes was the primary reason of Michael Jackson’s death. The autopsy results are on a security hold by the police pending further investigation.