This broad river is Vitim River in Siberia, Russia. The bridge that’s provided to get you across is made of wood and not in a very good condition. It’s only wide enough for one car but it’s 570 meter (1870 feet) so it takes good 3 minutes to drive across it if you’re a skilled driver. If you’re not so skilled (female driver for example), you could be looking at a 15 meters drop into the Vitim River, which ain’t no fun.

In this video, a driver with the balls of steel cross the Vitim River Bridge in one go without any problems. The video gives good perspective of driver’s balls as it offers the vide of the front of a car as it passes along narrow bridge. The video makes it look pretty easy, but to keep the vehicle in straight line for such a long time while all you see on both sides is a 15 meters drop off into cold water is something else.

And that’s really nothing. Vitim River Bridge is in Russian Siberia. For those who don’t know, it get brutally cold there most of the year with temperatures way below Northern Ontario and everything covered in snow and ice. This bridge turns into an icicle with no traction yet locals drive up and down this bridge as it’s often their only way across Vitim River.

As proud Canadian I will let you sissies from warm climates to shiver as you watch this extreme ice fishing video from Northern Ontario. What you do not know, is that Ontario is one of the warmest provinces in Canada. If you tried Alberta, then you’d know what cold is. But that’s not the point right now. Let me explain to you what the heck is going on in this extreme ice fishing video.

Obviously (well, only obvious if you are a Canadian) the camera purposefully doesn’t turn around all the way. There is another fishing hole somewhere behind the cameraman that’s never included in the picture. As he starts to talk to the ladies about how the fishing is going and asks where Mike was, you can hear him enter the river through that other hole. He then surfaces from main hole and makes it sound as though he swimmed across the lake. Neil is following him to do exactly the same thing. So while it is half fake, the crazies did actually go in the freezing water, they just did not swim a mile underneath the ice.

I thought it needed to explain to you cause internet users are not particularly known for their smarts. And come extreme ice fishing to Alberta, not Ontario if you’re considering an adventure and are not afraid to face the real cold weather. Or don’t come at all. Find something better to do that doesn’t involve butchering beautiful fish. Like sex for example. But not in Alberta. Girls here are as cold as that ice.

This flexible contortionist with big mouth that can take a large chunk of meat in the picture above is 26-year-old rhythmic gymnast Alina Kabaeva from Russia. Alina Kabaeva was pregnant and rumors were that it was the sperm of former Russian president turned Russian prime minister Vladimir Putin that knocked her up. The rumors (as it seems) were true – Alina Kabaeva was pregnant with Vladimir Putin’s baby and gave birth to a son whom they have named Dimitry Medvedev. As it goes with powerful men, they like to keep a girlfriend who happens to be their mistress and Vladimir Putin was no exception to the rule.

Alina Kabaeva is a rhythmic gymnastics champion with two gold medals from the Olympic Games and 18 golds from World Championships. That makes Alina Kabaeva the most successful gymnast in history (a gymnast with most gold medals). The rumors about her connection to the penis of Vladimir Putin started circulating the web back in 2006 after she had retired from professional competition. Smart girl – owned the sports while she was young and agile and sucked on rich and powerful dick when she reached the age at which her career as a professional sportsman could start going down the drain. Talk about perfect life and perfect timing.

Since Vladimir Putin is very careful about what his public image looks like, none of major Russian media reported on the birth of Dimitry Medvedev and the speculation that he’s Putin’s son remain in the internet domain (I love speculations). When news of 57 year old Vladimir Putin divorcing his wife Ludmila to marry Alina Kabaeva were published by Russian newspaper Moskovsky Korrespondent last year, the paper was shockingly shut down by the owner Alexander Lebedev who went on to purchase London’s Evening Standard. Strange sequence of events. As is the fact that Russian public is withdrawn from being made aware of the fact that their prime minister has a son… out of wedlock.

Father of Alina Kabaeva is Tatar from Tashkent, Uzbekistan where Alina was born. That makes Alina Kabaeva half Muslim. Who cares, she is a gymnast who can strike any pose a man could wish for. Spreading those legs is a breeze for the likes of Alina Kabaeva. Vladimir Putin knows what he’s doing. Congrats to the birth of Dimitry Medvedev.

Just when you thought you couldn’t take any more news about Tiger Woods and his transgressions, here comes another woman who feels she must take advantage of the man being down and take her own kick at him. Dina Parr used to bump her genitals with Tiger Woods’ when they were going out together during high school. As Tiger’s ex girlfriend, Dina Parr claims he used to call her crying because his dad Earl Woods was with another woman. Any woman whose voice is as annoying as that of Dina Parr (listening to her for just 15 seconds made me want to poke my ears with knitting needles) who says her boyfriend at a time was crying raises red flag on my bullshit radar instantly. All these bitches keep coming out of the woodwork it makes you wonder how much media outlets like E! Online pay them for bullshitting on camera.

The video of Dina Parr collecting her two minutes of fame with E! Online is below. Hope it was worth it, Dina:

Big deal is being made out of the take off and first flight of new Boeing 787 Dreamliner plane. The video of both the take off and the flight has just been released and is posted above so watch how insanely ordinary and plain it looks. People are cheering like this is the first time a plane took off. Big deal!

This virgin flight of new Boeing 787 Dreamliner was being put off for almost two and a half years. Boeing’s stock is going up as claims that 787 Dreamliner is the new wave of travel keep coming up. Boeing 787 Dreamliner is said to be way more fuel efficient than its predecessors. This will allow for longer flights without refueling and that’s what experts refer to as a revolution in modern aviation.

After this first flight, Boeing 787 Dreamliner will be tested and re-tested for several months to make sure it is suitable for commercial travel. It is made of titanium and carbon making it significantly lighter than other available planes so it needs to be thoroughly tested to ensure its suitability as commercial air carrier. Watch the video of the most boring take off and first flight of Boeing 787 Dreamliner above.

BTW, do you know what future of commersian (and personal) travel should look like? MagLev (Magnetic Levitation). It’s much faster than any Boeing 787 Dreamliner, it’s much quieter than any Boeing 787 Dreamliner and it doesn’t burn any fossil fuels hence it’s completely and entirely environment friendly. All Maglev trains need is electricity which can be produced from renewable sources which would help preserve our planet. But that’s not what oil magnates want. Environmentally friendly solutions mean end of their larger than life lifestyles. The technology to develop MagLev trains is there. Heck, these trains have existed for years. Money and brains that went into development of Boeing 787 Dreamliner should have gone to the development of MagLev technologies and infrastructure and we’d be way ahead of ourselves. But then we wouldn’t need gasoline and that’s the end of income for oil companies…

39 year old Joleen Baughman of New Mexico (in picture above) was driving her compensating Dodge Ram truck and being a female driver, she must have totally sucked behind the wheel cause it got her in an accident. Even though damage to truck doesn’t seem that severe, Joleen Baughman managed to disturb a certain nerve in her pelvis. The nerve she damaged is allegedly responsible for sexual arousal so ever since her car crash, Joleen Baughman has been feeling sexually aroused virtually all the time. Doctors say there is a name to this ridiculousness – they call this rare disorder a Restless Genital Syndrome or Persistent Sexual Arousal. I’m not entirely sure whether that’s a win for her husband, cause it seems sex does as much nothing to her as it did before, but at least now she wants it often.

This story screams all sorts of bullshit at me. Kind of reminds me of that other bullshitter extraordinaire who goes by the name of Desiree Jennings. Remember Desiree Jennings and how everybody was jumping down my throat for calling shenanigans? Well, look at where they are now. There is so much bullshit out there, that if someone pulls another “rare disorder”, especially if it has something to do with sexuality, the bullshit alarm instantly goes off. Persistent Sexual Arousal my ass. I’ve been suffering from Persistent Sexual Arousal my whole life and I don’t go all ape media shit about it. Attention seekers have been off the hook as of late.
Mrs. Joleen Baughman, if you are not lying and not pulling yet another hoax at us (or should I say “at them” cause I seem to be the only person alive who doesn’t instantly swallow each hoax served on a plate), then I hope it’s all for the best and that there is better good in your newly developed Persistent Sexual Arousal. Keep your husband happy and instead of training yourself to not feel aroused, train yourself to actually enjoy having sex so you don’t just lay there like a useless piece of white meat. Good luck and let me know how it went.

Picture of Joleen Baughman and source: mirror.co.uk

Funny or Die came with another skit video this time targeting the most talked about persona of last few weeks – Tiger Woods. In this “I’m Tiger Woods and I fuck bitches” video, the world’s most famous golfer sets the record straight and confesses to his sexual deviations. According to his words, Tiger Woods doesn’t pick up high class bitches (don’t get this fool you though, Ashley Dupre is NOT a high class bitch, she only charges a lot), he wants sloppiest bitches that can be found. Tiny midget girls with horns glued to their heads who would ram him like a bull till he comes, or would jerk off to a dog pooping on a table. Tiger Woods simply rocks like that, but then again, he’s no ordinary man. He’s Tiger Woods and he fucks bitches.

Dear Lord, please send hail mixed with fire, send lice or gnats, send unhealable boils, send eternal darkness upon us sinners, – I could take all that. But how could you allow for world’s #1 skank Ashley Dupre to get a gig with New York Post? And we’re not talking just about any gig, we’re talking an advice column, we’re talking a Relationship Advice Column. Have New York Post gone mad?

You’ve heard that right. Your worst nightmares have come true. Your deprived kids will be sending their concerns to New York Post and will be hearing back from Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a whore who destroyed the life of Governor Eliot Spitzer, a whore who had nothing worthwhile to contribute to society so she was selling herself out to rich men – that whore will be giving your teens a relationship advice.

I wonder who writes these columns on behalf of Ashley Dupre, though. Obviously it’s not her. It’s the same kind of deal as with Barack Obama and his teleprompter. Barack Obama can’t say a coherent sentence without his teleprompter. It’s all just stuttering (though he also stutters with teleprompter). And expecting a prostitute to be any different would be laughable. New York Post obviously knows that so they are only using the mug of Ashley Dupre as the store front due to the popularity the Eliot Spitzer scandal brought upon her skanky ass. Hence an advice column but I highly doubt actual Ashley Dupre could come up with a coherent sentence to keep a column going. But it matters not. New York Post knows most people are not smart enough to figure that out for themselves so the Ashley Dupre relationship column will likely go on for a while. I choose lice or gnats.

Read Ashley Dupre’s Relationship Column on New York Post website HERE

Because I’m such a good soul, I will give Ashley Dupre an advice with a sample of what quality advice column looks like:

All people with 2 or more brain cells know that Mozilla Firefox sucks as internet browser. Smart people have always known it but due to anti-Microsoft campaigns, less savvy individuals were brainwashed to believe that FF is the best thing since plastic dildo and despite complete suckiness continued using it. Google joined the bullshit and promoted Firefox as well but that only lasted until some Google individuals decided to create their own failed browser – Chrome. The near perfect relationship between Mozilla and Google started to stand on shaky grounds. And now, high rank personnel at Mozilla, such as the director of community development Asa Dotzler suggest switching the default search engine settings of your Firefox from Google to Bing.

This is nothing new to me. I have been questioning Google and their potential violations of people’s privacy ever since Google started to exist. Google is the biggest depository of on line behavior in the world and as it seems, they only provide their services (primarily search engine services) in exchange for permission to spy on you. In order to use any of Google’s services, you must enable Google to put cookie with unique identifier on your computer. Each time you log in to any of Google’s services, regardless of whether it’s your computer or not, this unique identifier follows you around and tracks everything you do on line. It likely stores all of your behavior on Google’s servers that never get erased. Even if you think you are deleting something, it’s only deleted from your access pane, but Google keeps it. Do you think that if you use Gmail and delete a compromising message that it is erased from the face of the world. LMFAO, think again you moran!

No my friend, if you look around the internet, you will find lots of evidence that Google keeps all of this info because it’s a valuable information about your behavior on line. It exactly identifies you so they know precisely who you are, where you live and what you do.

Imagine this for example:

When you repeatedly search for directions from place A to place B using Google Maps, and one of those directions associated with your searches repeats often, it is assumable that it’s either your place of residence or work. Thus the unique identifier that is contained within Google’s cookie could quite potentially identify where the person that this Google ID belongs to lives or works.

It gets far worse if you also have Google toolbar installed and if you turn on Google History, then there is no hiding about what you did, where you went, whom you fist fucked, or what your favorite condom flavor is. This information is stored right before your face and you consented to it. This way Google knows everything about you, because they have been collecting this information that identifies you for years.

It took people at Firefox quite a while to realize and admit to that. Asa Dotzler brought it up on his blog and offered recommendation to switch from Google to Bing with instructions on how to do it, particularly because of privacy issues. Yet Mozilla is also one of the reasons why so many people became victims of what could be Google’s abuse. Because half brained internet users who were bullshitted into using Firefox had Google set as their default search engine. Well, even though they suck, at least Asa Dotzler did eventually realize the potential threat and admitted the dangers.

The main reason why Asa Dotzler recommends swishing to Bing from Google is Google’s extension of personalised search which basically means that the search engine will store any and all information about what you search for unless you specifically stop it. In other words, this collection is not turned off by default, it is turned on without your consent and remains on unless you turn it off. Not that Google will stop collecting data about you, but this way they do it with your consent because you haven’t told them not to, so they have a legal right to do it.

The video below is from the interview with Eric Schmidt, Google’s SEO who addressed the questions about privacy like this:

That’s right, according to Google’s CEO:

“If you have something that you don’t want anyone to know, maybe you shouldn’t be doing it in the first place.”

So let me translate to you what Google’s CEO is saying. He says, that if you search for a divorce lawyer but don’t want your wife to know, you’re doing something wrong. If you are searching what jobs are available in your area but don’t want your current boss to know about it, you’re doing something wrong. He believes that if you do something that is private to you, it’s something bad. Google remains the most ridiculous company ever and their CEO is a good proof of that.

Eric Schmidt continued by saying:

“If you really need that kind of privacy, the reality is search engines, including Google, do retain that information for some time….. it is possible that this information could be made available to the authorities.”

Let me translate this again – Google CEO basically confirmed everything I have been saying all this time. Google does collect all form of personally identifiable data about you, stores it all and waits for the moment to use it against you, when need be. Google can and Google will use information they have on you and they have a lot. They collect absolutely everything and paste it together to get a perfect picture of who you are, where you are, what you do and what you will do next. This is how I translate the words of Eric Schmidt that came right out of his mouth.

I’m no longer the only one who knows that. At this point of time, even Asa Dotzler from Firefox knows that and wants everyone to know. Firefox fanboys can get off their high horses and listen for once (wait, they still have no more than two brain cells… Ahh well). Even though on his blog Asa Dotzler has been reluctant to say it as bluntly as I do, the message is clear. Google’s privacy policy sucks and it is time to switch to Bing, the privacy policy of which is more user friendly. In other words, Bing doesn’t base their business model on spying on people and sharing personal information with third parties without your consent. I have switched to Bing a long time ago. How about you?

To read the post posted by Asa Dotzler on Mozilla Blog, head over to weblogs.mozillazine.org

Asa Dotzler photo by ReyBrujo, Wikipedia

The name of Viktor Bout, Russian businessman who is in Thai prison on suspicion of making a fortune by supplying arms and weapons to areas at war is popping up as Thai police seized another plane with 40 tonnes of weapons onboard. The plane landed at the airport in Bangkok, Thailand to refuel and was due to leave for Colombo, Sri Lanka for another refuel. It is not know what final destination of the plane was at this time. Cargo space of the plane was loaded with loads of weaponry and ammunition and arrived in Bangkok from North Korea. Thai authorities found shoulder-launched rockets, rocket-propelled grenades potential missile components aboard the aircraft.

The plane had five crew members aboard – four were from Kazakhstan and the pilot was from Belarus. Thai police charged all four with illegal weapons smuggling. The sting operation was done in cooperation with Interpol and other agencies. Thailand’s been off the hook with busts of illegal weapon smugglers, especially after last year’s arrest of Viktor Bout who remains in Thai prison. USA authorities would like Viktor Bout extradited to the US but Thai court denied their request so for the time being, accused war criminal Viktor Bout is not going across the big pond.

Photo of a plane with arm cargo from North Korea seized by Thai police by Reuters. CNN video with report on the seize in Bangkok is below. It may be preceeded by an advertisement.