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Amy Winehouse Breast Implants Photos

Happy — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 05:02:15 +0000

There was nothing wrong with Amy Winehouse and her breasts prior to the silicone stuffings. There was plenty of wrong with her, but her breasts were fine. Why she decided to go under the scalpel of a plastic surgeon and have her titties mutilated with implants is beyond me. Now Amy Winehouse is the same ranks of other breast implants skanks like Shauna Sand and the such. Horrendous. Each time I see photos of Amy Winehouse and her new implants, is makes the cockroaches in my walls squeal.

According to reports, Amy Winehouse spent $6000 for her breast implants and allegedly it as in efforts to regain her pre-drug abuse curvy body. Hmmm, can’t say she’s achieved. Furthermore, putting silicones in your breasts will not rid you of the looks of former drug junkie. It’s crazy how women can lose a lot of their bust by succumbing to drugs and alcohol.

Gallery of Amy Winehouse breast implant photos is below. Truly sad:

Sad News: Fat and Ugly Mariah Carey Didn’t Fall All the Way on Jay Leno

Happy — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 07:01:46 +0000

Mariah Carey – the ugliest skank in show-business and the clumsiest attention whore who makes each of her video clips to her worthless music about herself posing up like a 4 year old girl in front of the mirror had a moment on Jay Leno show but unfortunately managed to balance herself up and not fall. Given that Mariah Carey is all kept together by all forms of sticky tapes, should she hale fallen, there would be unidentified pieces of plastic and flesh sent adrift through Lay Leno’s studio. Sadly, she didn’t fall.

I didn’t watch the whole video (seen below), only her failed introduction which is funny enough. No need to spend 8 minutes watching her ugly mug slap around like she’s relevant or shit. It would have been plenty of hilarious if she fell mug first like a fat sack of potatoes she is and splattered on the floor but fairies of fair treatment were on vacation so she collected herself mid trembling. There’s always next time.

Miranda Kerr Hot Body Rules in Bikini Pictures for Victorias Secret

Happy — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 08:24:05 +0000

I love chicks who have big gap between their thighs. Any woman who puts her legs together and you would still fit your fist between her thighs because her general vaginal area is that wide are the poop. Chicks like that have well developed pubic bone and make for excellent bumper when thrusting missionary style. Miranda Kerr is like that. While any hot vagina model who poses for Victorias Secret loses browney points for being a Victoria Secret model, it does pay for something being able to see the uber gap between her thighs.

Miranda Kerr’s hot body rules even though I don’t particularly care for her face. I’ve never noticed it until the last minute. That bikini body rules the shite though. Nice, tight little ass and flat stomach – how can you go wrong?

Gallery of pictures featuring Miranda Kerr and her hot body that rules in Victoria’s Secret bikini is below:

Nicolas Cage Owns This Castle – Damn!

Happy — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 12:43:00 +0000

Damn! Nicolas Cage owned the castle above and the only reason he lost it, was that he messed up on his taxes and the IRS hit him with heavy fines. Still it changes nothing on the fact that actors of questionable qualities such as Nicolas Cage are able to afford bad ass castles like the one in picture above only because unaware public keeps paying for movie theatre performances and DVD discs. We’re doomed!

Nicolas Cage castle photo by Fame Pictures

Ashley Greene Hot Photos for Men’s Fitness

Happy — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 14:25:54 +0000

Ashley Greene stirred some waters around herself with naked pictures she leaked of herself on the internet. To proceed with more publicity, she deployed a lawyer who started threatening everyone who posted the naked pics back and forth so now everyone knows there are naked pictures of Ashley Greene somewhere out there. Since Beer Steak Blog is a work safe blog, I did not participate in mass posting of these nude shots. Instead I come at you with follow up to her naked pics – Ashley Greene looking all hot posing for Men’s Fitness magazine (who in the hell reads men’s fitness magazines?).

Without further ado, the gallery of photos of the Twilight starlet is below. Ashley Greene does look smoking in all of them, even though they are as it goes – photoshopped. She’s a hottie.

Pink is NOT Old and Looks Hawt Modeling for Cary Hart

Happy — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 08:07:42 +0000

Everybody hated me for calling Pink old the other day so I’m setting the record straight – Pink is NOT old. She’s still sexy as all hell and tight like an 18 year old Vietnamese girl. She can probably also lift 14 kg glass balls with her vagina. Or maybe she has a penis skilfully tucked inside her ass and keeps it a secret that only her husband of two times knows about it.

Needless to say, these pictures are heavily photoshopped to perfection. Pink probably is not that tight anymore but was made look that way. Cary Hart, Pink’s husband deployed his wifey to model for his clothing line cause it’s basically worthless and having Pink wear it would be the only way for anyone to buy it.

Even though Pink is not old, she’s not 15 anymore either. Posing in pink underwear when you’re 30 is lame any way you spin it. Gallery of pictures with Pink wearing clothes by Cary Hart is below:

Matthew Knowles Paternity Suit by Alexsandra Wright

Happy — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 17:08:00 +0000

Matthew Knowles, father of certain C List singers, such as Beyonce Knowles or Solange Knowles is facing a Paternity Suit. According to TMZ, Matthew Knowles stuck his naughty dick and unloaded his slimy sperm into the vaginal cavity of certain Alexsandra Wright who is looking to monetize on the situation and took a route of an attention whore. Alexsandra Wright knows how to dig some gold. Sit on a fat cock of some mofo with fat wallet, wiggle up and down until the slime comes out and when that moment comes, press hard on the dick so no frisky sperm finds its way out of your womb. That’s gold digging 101 right thur. Alexandra Wright has that shit down.

If Alexandra Wright spawns a kid and DNA proves Matthew Knowles is the father, it will be the second child out of his wedlock with Tina Knowles to whom he’s been married for 29 years. He previously knocked up another chick that wasn’t his wife which resulted in birth of Kelly Rowland who’s ex Destiny’s Child member (in the picture with Matthew Knowles above).

Alexsandra Wright filed the paternity suit in LA County Superior Court. She’s in her 30’s and works in LA as some weird PR person for name branding company. Neal Hersh, a guy who’s in charge of the prenup between Khloe Kardashain and Lamar Odom is also representing Alexsandra Wright in the Matthew Knowles Paternity Suit and her once in a lifetime gold digging opportunity.

Kanye West vs Taylor Swift Clash at VMA – Publicity Stunt by David Wirtschafter?

Happy — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 04:17:50 +0000

Were you one of the many who felt outraged by Kanye West ruining Taylor Swift’s big moment at MTV’s VMA? Has it ever occurred to you that it all could have been one big publicity stunt? What if none of what we have seen was real? What if all that fiasco was a staged, pre-planned production to boost publicity? As it turns out, both Kanye West and Taylor Swift have the same agent. His name is David Wirtschafter. Let’s do some loud thinking and you can do your own math yourself:

What if David Wirtschafter simply realized that most of TV viewers are brainless morans who will eat what they are served and will not only munch with their mouth closed, they will also pick their teeth when they are alone in the washroom. As history proves us, manipulating masses is this easy.

Given the above, what if David Wirtschafter who represents both Kanye West and Taylor Swift, called them both up for the meeting and told them that MTV’s Video Music Awards is a good opportunity to stir controversy? Because controversy gets people talking and the more the people talk, the more the boring musicians such as Kanye West and Taylor Swift remain before public’s eyes and for as long as they are there, the public will spend money on their boring albums.

But how to pull off a publicity stunt that will work and get people talking? Afterall, they have other boring artists like Lady Gaga who’s also a shitty musician (it hurts to give her a title of a musician, but let’s leave it for now) desperate for attention and since her music sucks, she can only do try hard attempts to draw attention to herself.

In order to outdo a bunch of wannabies like Lady GaGa, one would have to come up with an idea for a publicity stunt that will not only shock, but also upset people. And what could possibly achieve both? How about Kanye West stepping in to ruin what people would see as big moment of Taylor Swift? This would definitely get everyone upset, all mainstream media would talk about it and the public would want to see who that poor Taylor Swift is again, since all they hear about from every angle is her and then some more of her.

To keep the momentum going, Kanye West who will also be talked about could go on apologizing to Taylor West ad nauseum until every single moran on the face of a planet has heard of both Kanye West and Taylor Swift and (hopefully) checked out their music while they’re at it.

Could it really be that Taylor Swift was not a victim but we the public are? Could it be that David Wirtschafter truly pulled off a well pre-arranged publicity stunt at MTV’s VMA that delivered and continues to deliver on the momentum? You be the judge. The fact remains that under the heading for “Agent”, both Kanye West and Taylor Swift have the same name – David Wirtschafter.

Teri Hatcher Shaves Pussy (Triathlon Pics)

Happy — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 14:05:16 +0000

Remember when Teri Hatcher was a hot dish and every man dreamed of getting in her pants? Yeah, me neither. It must have been a pretty long ass time ago. Teri Hatcher is now an old, overused and warn out piece of lose snatch that nobody desires to see naked yet she pulls this publicity stunt exposing her shaved pussy before the cameras of the paparazzi. What is she shaving her pussy for anyway? It’s disgusting. It reveals the lose skin around her general vaginal area and makes it look like she’s got warts on her vag. Gross.

Pictures are from the Malibu Triathlon. Kudos to Teri Hatcher for pulling the triathlon off even though her pussy suggests she could be just about 90 year old or so. However old she is, she can do the triathlon and that’s pretty bad ass. Shaving one’s snatcher when you’re this old and pulling off your underwear to reveal it should be illegal, though.

Pics of Teri Hatcher by Mavrix Photo

Photoshop Fails to Make Miley Cyrus Look Good

Happy — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 13:59:44 +0000

When I saw these pictures of Disney’s top skank Miley Cyrus I could not help but feel sorry for retouchers whose job it was to make her look good. I mean, don’t get me wrong, these guys surely know how to use photoshop and have done an amazing job on Miley. I wonder whose legs they’ve used to paint over Miley’s real ones. Cause these slick, smooth, sexy legs did definitely not grow on someone with this face. No matter how much the photoshop artist work on Miley Cyrus, those upper gums that make her look like mad horse on rabies cannot be fixed. All this work was in vain. Any attempt to make Miley Cyrus look good with photoshop is bound to fail.

Gallery of pictures for some new ad with Miley Cyrus is below:

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Amy Winehouse Breast Implants Photos

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Miranda Kerr Hot Body Rules in Bikini Pictures for Victorias Secret

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Nicolas Cage Owns This Castle – Damn!

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Ashley Greene Hot Photos for Men’s Fitness

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Pink is NOT Old and Looks Hawt Modeling for Cary Hart

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Matthew Knowles Paternity Suit by Alexsandra Wright

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Kanye West vs Taylor Swift Clash at VMA – Publicity Stunt by David Wirtschafter?

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Teri Hatcher Shaves Pussy (Triathlon Pics)

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Photoshop Fails to Make Miley Cyrus Look Good

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