Connor Cruise, 13 year old son of Tom Cruise makes his big movie debut in a film titled Seven Pounds starring Will Smith. Obviously, it pays to have a father who’s a famous actor when you’re auditioning for a movie role – which was a case of Connor Cruise. Especially if we’re talking about a movie starring Will Smith, who’s a big buddy of Tom’s in Scientology. Connor Cruise (shockingly… NOT) got the role and plays young Ben Thomas, who is then played by Will Smith as a grown up.

Connor Cruise is one of Tom Cruise’s two children he has with Nicole Kidman to whom he was married. His current wife Katie Holmes gave him daughter Suri.

Seven Pounds premiered today in Los Angeles and Tom Cruise did not attend his son’s big day, because he was busy in New York promoting his own flick – Valkyrie. It’s like… whatever, my son just got his first movie roll. Who cares. He’s my son, the son of Tom Cruise, surely he’ll have crap loads of more roles in the future. Congrats to Tom Cruise and to his son Connor Cruise for making it on the big screen at the age of 13. Fuck!

The video trailer for Seven Pounds with Will Smith and Connor Cruise is below.

Tom Cruise and Connor Cruise Photo Credit: WENN

This one’s for the ladies, all right? Cause they don’t get much to jerk off to from me. Robert Pattinson, the star of Twilight – you all masturbate to his clothed pictures so some smartasses tracked down what it is that makes this dude hawt. And voila, he’s a fucking mutant. A Frankenstein type of creature pasted together from several contemporary hawt males. Brace your clits, the secret to Robert Pattinson’s hotness revealed. Robert Pattinson has:

• Eyes of Orlando Bloom
• Hair of Matthew McConaughey
• Eyebrows of Jake Gyllenhaal
• Lips of Chace Crawford
• Chin of Jude Law

There, that was the secret to why Robert Pattinson makes every girl’s vagina sweat. Unlike me, who has cute face of Lotney Fratelli from The Goonies and abs of SpongeBob SquarePants. Duh!

Kathryn Rogers – who the hell is she? Must be a friggin gold digger. That’s the only way I see it. Why otherwise would her bot 31 year old MILF ass hook up with Rush Limbaugh whose man boob ass is 26 years older than hers. That’s right, as it turns out, Kathryn Rogers has been Rush Limbaugh’s Girlfriend for six months.

Rush Limbaugh, 57 year old conservative radio host met Kathryn Rogers at a celebrity golf tournament in Miami 6 months ago and they’ve been bumping genitals since.

Kathryn Rogers is a party planner from West Palm Beach. She’s the one who put together those golf tournaments and got high profile people on it. Seems like a good way to score a big fish, if you’re a gold digger in early thirties looking to hook up with a celebrity.

Note – that idiotic maggot Pete Wentz is purposefully cropped out of this pic. You can see part of his faggy shoulder next to Ashlee Simpson’s gay coat. I seriously can’t stand that maggot’s mug. He’s got the most irritating face in the world. It’s one of those stupid mugs that calls for you to punch it in the face to save it from itself. And he walks like he’s got the broom up his faggy ass.

Pete Wentz paid visit to the Howard Stern show and guess what – they talked about sex. No fucking way… a Howard Stern guest who talks about sex? When did this trend start… Not fucking funny, moron. To sum it all up, Ashlee Simpson takes it in the ass from Pete Wentz. I’m surprised those two lamers know what anal sex is. I mean, I know. I’ve seen it on the net. But Ashlee Simpson having anal sex with Pete Wentz… Something doesn’t add up here.

Pete Wentz probably thought he’s gonna come out of it as fucking jock when Howard Stern asked him about women he slept with, but Ashlee Simpson is not impressed. Skank just gave birth to a kid that’s not mine. You know what that means? That means that someone other than me sprayed his stinking sperm all over her cervix leaving her pussy in pure man juice mess. How fucking disgusting. Did you get the same visual I got? Gross fucking shit. Imagine that man juice is from that maggot Pete Wentz… I won’t mind if you can’t hold vomit any longer. I puked all over my testes myself. That shit’s just fucking disgusting. And they’d named the kid Bronx Mowgli. Enough said!

Pete Wentz fucks Ashlee Simpson in the ass… when she lets him. Totally… those two have anal sex together. Who would have imagined. Pete Wentz probably shoved his mini man in Ashlee Simpsons belly button and it felt like ass to him. Now he’s bragging to Howard Stern about it.

“We have an amazing sex life,” that’s what he said. Yeah right. Maggot watched Titanic and imagined himself in a fogged vintage car when Ashlee was sleeping. Amazing sex life my ass.

Anyway, no real point here other than according to Pete Wentz, he has anal sex with Ashlee Simpson. He should put lube on his hand – it’ll stop feeling like Ashlee Simpson’s ass and he’ll get the impression of her vagina instead. Change is good, moron!

Glib – marked by ease and fluency in speaking or writing often to the point of being insincere or deceitful (Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary)

When Tom Cruise had a chat with Matt Lauer on Today in 2005, he was asked by the host of the show about his remarks regarding Brooke Shields, antidepressants and Scientology. The debate got a bit heated, Tom Cruise felt strongly about psychiatry and abuse of antidepressants saying that there is no such thing as chemical imbalance. Matt Lauer insisted that Brooke Shields could be one example in which antidepressants worked well, as Brooke herself said it helped her. Tom Cruise responded by saying that he studied the History of Psychology where as Matt Lauer didn’t and called him a “Glib“. If you haven’t seen the video form it, scroll all the way down to watch it.

That was back in 2005, when the deal with Tom Cruise and his involvement with Scientology was huge. Tom Cruise had calmed down a little since and lately he even said he would not talk publically about Scientology anymore. Today, Tom Cruise was at Today show sitting opposite Matt Lauer again and apologized for his 2005 remarks, including Glib. Both Tom Cruise and Matt Lauer said that there was no animosity between the two when the show had ended, Tom Cruise even made an appearance at Matt Lauer’s Roast earlier this year.

Tom Cruise basically acknowledged during Today that his argument with Matt Lauer came across as arrogant and apologized for that.

BTW – for a celebrity such as Tom Cruise who’s in major spotlight it is definitely uncalled for to call an established journalist a “Glib”. He screwed up on that one. However I agree with what he had to say and he was right about the antidepressants and chemical imbalance bullshit. He was totally right, he just didn’t hold his temper that time around and “came across as arrogant”. Arrogant or not, he was right.

Below is the MSNBC clip from Today show with Matt Lauer and Tom Cruise. I love the crowd outside who stare at the screen above to see when a camera that has them in a background is on so they can give it a wave and brag to their worthless friends about it so they can get laid. Pfff, little fuckers end up having sex tonight while I’m jerking off to porn again…

In case you haven’t seen the 2005 goodness, here’s the video so you get into swing of things:

Russian hottie Ksenia Sukhinova got herself a new crown for being such a hot ass. The Miss World 2008 pageant was held in South Africa’s Johannesbourg today and Ksenia Sukhinova beat 108 other hot asses to snatch the crown for herself.

During one of those ever so embarassing question rounds where Miss contestants get asked a smart and are supposed to answer smartly, Ksenia Sukhinova was asked why she thinks she should win the Miss Wold 2008. Ksenia Sukhinova answered:

I think I can help people and I want to help people and today if I walk away with this crown I will do that

All those answers sound the same. They all will fix world’s problems. Thank God for Miss contestants or else we’d be in shit. Wait!

Ksenia Sukhinova Bio

Ksenia Sukhinova is from Siberia in Russia. I bet she can see Sarah Palin’s bedroom from her loft. She’s currently a student aspiring to get a Bachelor of Science degree and to become the hottest ass supermodel promenading her tits on catwalks all over the world. Won’t be that hard anymore, I don’t think.

Ksenia Sukhinova likes pop and dance music – understandable. All skanks like crappy music. She also likes swimming, skiing, badminton and rhythm gymnastics – that’s like Italian to me. What the fuck is she blabbering about? I don’t understand a bit of that. If I were to list what I like, I’d say midget porn, Chinese free delivery food and Keith’s beer. Miss World contestants are fucking weird. Wait – her favorite food is Japanese and Italian. Now we’re talking.

Ksenia Sukhinova Pics

There’s one pic above. For more go to:

Ksenia Sukhinova: Miss World 2008 (Lots of Pics)

Miss World 2008 Ksenia Sukhinova Video

Here’s a video with Miss World 2008 Ksenia Sukhinova. The accent is undeniably fucking hawt. I think I heard her say she wanted to have sex with me in some coded format somewhere in the video but who can be bothered to fly to Russia to show her my bed skills?

Another Hollywood wedding bites the dust. Kate Walsh will be divorcing her new husband Alex Young who filed for divorce from Private Practice star. Reason for divorce? Irreconcilable differences. LOL, that’s the best reason for divorce ever.

Alex Young used official lawyer’s language to file for divorce, but what he actually means is – I want Kate Walsh to swallow, the bitch spits that shit out on me. I want to fuck Kate Walsh in the ass, she whines like grumpy old lady. I want to double fist her pussy, she gets a fucking headache. So I’m filing for divorce cause I need my biological needs satisfied. I got him all figured. And her too. Even though I just made that shit up.

Come to think of it, I think I’m wrong. I looked at the pic above and I could see the irreconcilable difference. Kate Walsh likes to massage Alex Young but every now and again she purposefully squeezes too hard. That kills Alex’s erection, but gives her a massive squirting orgasm. That bitch needs some sex lessons. I’ll teach her. Just call me daddy, bitch. Now you can, since you’re getting a divorce. Who’s your daddy?

Kate Walsh and Alex Young Image by WireImage

What a worthless waste of cover page. Jennifer Anniston made a desperate attempt at pulling off “the sexy” and stripped naked for the cover of GQ but it’s all just one big fat fail cause we can’t see shit. No nipples, no labia, not even motherfucking areola. What a let down. I call for redo of the GQ cover. We need some sex there, not mindless tease.

I’ve been desperately trying to find a reason to like Jennifer Anniston ever since the beginnings of Friends but I can’t. She’s just one worthless, mediocre looking piece of naked ass with fugly feet (just look at this cover).

And since Jennifer Anniston is on the cover of GQ, it goes without saying that the GQ whores made an interview with her and there is no interview with Jennifer Anniston without dabbing into the whole Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie bullshit. And what did the smart ass Jennifer Anniston say? She called it an “insane Bermuda Triangle”. Her manager must have told her what to say. I don’t think she has a clue where Bermuda Triangle is.

Jen also told GQ that she’s more confident with herself now that she’s 39 than when she was in her 20s or 30s. I never realized she was a MILF. She’s still that crazy ho from Friends who pretends to be a teen to me. Obviously, not even if you live in Hollywood the time stops for you. She must have a giant collection of MILF vibrators at home.

Amy Colley made her first mark on the list of cool when she won Miss Tennessee 2005. After the pageant she went back to being, well… a nobody. And now her gold digging efforts eventually paid off. Amy Colley hooked up with country singer Kenny Chesney and the two are successfully exchanging genital fluids.

Renee Zellweger is not impressed. Or maybe she doesn’t care – who knows. She’s Kenny Chesney’s ex wife so he can exchange genital fluids with whomever he wants, right?

Amy Estella Colley was born in Jonesborough, Tennessee. After participating in various Miss pageants for several years, she eventually won the title of Miss Tennessee and went to represent her state in the Miss USA 2005 but didn’t place. At present time Amy Colley works as a nurse at the burn unit. Wait – a nurse? I betcha she gives Kenny Chesney prostate massages with latex gloves on. Naughty, naughty. Great success!

Amy Colley has been Kenny Chesney’s girlfriend for 4 months and the couple has already taken several vacations together. Unless Amy Colley swallows, Las Vegas, Malibu and the Bahamas are forever territorially marked with the sperm from Kenny Chesney’s penis.

Bad boy Vinnie Jones got into a fight in an American bar and is now facing up to one year in prison if convicted of assault. The CCTV recording of the bar fight hit the internet and shows Juan Barrera (big guy in white) walk out of the restroom and getting hit right in the face by oncoming Vinnie Jones.

According to British The Sun, Vinnie Jones was on his way to the restroom himself after he was hit with a glass at the pool table in the Wiley’s Tavern in Sioux Falls, South Dakota. Juan Barrera just walked out of the restroom and Vinnie Jones struck without hesitation. Juan Barrera then manhandles him on the floor and gets jumped by Vinnie’s companions.

43 year old Vinnie Jones is a British football player turned movie star. I know him from his role as a hooligan in Eurotrip and new Hell Ride, but apparently his more famous movies are The Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels as well as The X-Men. 24 year old Juan Barrera claims he was not involved in the bar brawl which injured Vinnie Jones as he was glassed in the face. He says he was at the restroom already, walked out and was invited by a punch in the face from a bloodied Jones.

Vinnie Jones lives and works in Los Angeles and if convicted, he may lose his US visa. The bar fight CCTV video is below.