Kelly Osbourne was at a party in Hollywood, when Axl Rose, 46 year old Guns ‘n’ Roses singer approached her and laid it straight what was on his mind. Axl Rose to Kelly Osbourne: “I Want To Fuck You“. Tell it how you feel it, Axl Rose…

Dude doesn’t mess around. He was having itchy penis, Kelly Osbourne was around all hot and shit, or maybe he could smell her pussy, so without any ado he laid it on – I Want To Fuck You!

Richie Rich – Fashion designer from New York was happy to talk to OK! Magazine all about Axl Rose hitting on Kelly Osbourne. How full of shit he is, I do not know, but it was fun to hear. Good ol’ 80s I tell ya.

BTW – stunning picture of Kelly Osbourne in a see through black dress looking incredibly hot is form London’s premiere of The Dark Knight. I’d want to fuck that too. Kelly looks hot and classy.

Kelly Osbourne Image Credit: Splash News

Lame joke, I know. Give me a break though. It’s Thursday, I have the right to be slow and lame today. Anyway – Heidi Montag went out grocery shopping with Spencer Pratt, paps were around and Heidi felt the need to show off her giant melons. Maybe she’s shopping around for her next breast implants and decided watermelons would be better than silicone.

Heidi Montag ranked as #36 hottest female on the Maxim magazine’s Hot 100 list for 2008. Maybe she’s trying to improve her ranking or something. Not like giant melons are going to do the job or anything.

To get you all barfed up, below is the video from HeidiMontag.com which is supposed to be her latest song titled “Overdosing” and you better have a vomit bag at the ready cause that shit is a serious bile upsetter. Just fucking terrible. Heidi Montag = FAIL!

Jenny McCarthy is so fine. Definitely one of the hottest, if not THE hottest MILF in Hollywood. She’s just perfect, she’s fun, good looking, dresses up without making herself look slutty, never goes over the top with her hair or make up. Plus look at that body – that’s one fine Mom I’d Like to Fuck.

Let’s talk about her nipple for a second. I’m not a big fan of big boob, I prefer them smaller and perky, but those hard nipples of Jenny McCarthy are looking at me and talking to me. You can never go wrong with tight jeans and black tank top without a bra if you’re a famous Hollywood Milf, because flashes of paparazzi always make otherwise opaque black look see through. Those nipples are worth it. Jim Carrey is a lucky bugger. He get’s to fuck Jenny McCarthy, the hottest Milf in Hollywood.

Brooke Mueller is Pregnant. The hottest piece of ass that douche Charlie Sheen could have come by is not only available for him to fuck, he even got to spray his semen all over her vagina insides to the point that Brooke Mueller is now knocked up with his child. Damn Charlie Sheen, his new wife is so hot. Check out Brooke Mueller hot bikini pictures to see what I mean.

In Touch Magazine (yes, that In Touch that get 95% of everything they report wrong) is reporting that only few short months after their wedding, Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen are expecting a baby. Charlie Sheen is on top of his fertility period. Denise Richards, his former wife with whom he’s still going through painful legal after divorce crap must be fuming out of anger. Their nasty custody battle over their children Sam and Lola is still happening and still very bitter. That doesn’t stop Charlie Sheen from inseminating Brooke Mueller. She’s one hot piece of ass, I’d make her pregnant in an instant too.

Charlie Sheen is definitely a weirdo and a douche, but he seems so very happy with Brooke Mueller and keeps telling everyone what a great step mother she is to his three kids from previous marriages (on top of Sam and Lola, Charlie Sheen is also a father to 25-year-old Cassandra Jade Estevez, from his first marriage to Paula Profit). Congrats to the happy couple and I hope Brooke Mueller gives birth to a beautiful, healthy child

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller image credit: Adriana M. Barraza / WENN

Christine Nguyen Profile

Introducing Christine Nguyen, she’s a sexy adult model which is a little bit outside of the scoop of Beer Steak blog, but considering wide range of readers, I thought I’d bring in something new that many of you could appreciate.

Christine Nguyen Bio

Christine Nguyen is from Texas, but was born in Saigon, Vietnam. She currently resides and operates out of Los Angeles – I guess that’s closer to most adult producers. Her portfolio of life experiences includes work in the radio, appearances on the TV, some film even, as well as some modeling jobs for commercials and print advertising. Christine Nguyen has got a degree in journalism and graphics design and is an avid traveler who visited many countries around the globe.

There are plenty of nude pictures of Christine Nguyen all over the net, just look it up if you desire to see this model naked.

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Kristen Renton, an American actress best know from her appearances in CSI: New York, or movie In the Mix has posed bare foot with Barack Obama on her pussy. Not sure whether she had meant to promote Barack Obama or mock him, but at least he got somewhat close to vagina.

That being said, I’d totally bury my face in Kristen Renton’s crotch. She looks like she has a decent size camel toe. I’m a foot fetish person too and can appreciate hot chick with bare feet. Luckily, Kristen Renton doesn’t have ugly feet, but from some angles the toes appear big. I don’t mind that, as long as the chick doesn’t have sixth toe, cause that’s just plain gross and spoils everything for me. Nice legs too. Would you hit Kristen Renton?

Image Source: Drunken Stepfather

How about some Eastern European eye candy. Natalia Siwiec is a big tit model from Poland. They’ve got plenty of hotties in Poland and they give good head. This time around I actually know what I’m talking about as back then, when I was young and attractive I actually got laid from time to time. And that Polish girl that picked me up at the bar in London gave best head ever. Wonder if Natalia Siwiec can deep throat.

Anyway, I don’t know much about Natalia Siwiec other than that she’s a Polish model with big boobs who appeared in Polish playboy and had success with perfume ads of some sort in her home country. I’m actually a fan of small perky boobs, but there’s something magical in Eastern Europe that makes boobs of any size attractive. I bring you Natalia Siwiec – yay or nay?

I don’t like Dita von Teese at all. Marilyn Manson has done the best thing he could when he got rid of her. Dita is so outdated and obsolete, she should retire herself. And I guess she realizes that herself – her career that never was one is ending so she’s about to launch her own sexy collection Wonderbra by Dita von Teese.

Photo ads for Dita von Teese Wonderbra have already been shot and you can see the pictures here. I have just one thing to say – whole lotta photoshop. She’s enhanced the fuck out of. She doesn’t even look human anymore, it’s all plastic. Which is not necessarily a bad thing, cause she looks crappy anyway, so I’d rather stare at the Burger King plastic smiley homo king face than this obnoxious smirk on the face of Dita von Teese.

New wonderbra line by Dita von Teese will feature bras for three different moods in three different sizes. They are all inspired by 40s and 50s fashion which is 60 years old and that to me is dead and should stay dead. Don’t resurrect things that belong in the past. Dita, don’t you just get it?

Daniel Radcliffe aka Harry Potter suffers from dyspraxia, a disorder that makes you all clumsy because it messes up your coordination. Luckily for Dan, his dyspraxia is mild so it doesn’t make him too clumsy. He still has issues tying his shoe laces, though.

Obviously, despite suffering from dyspraxia, Daniel Radcliffe is one of the best paid male actors and he’s only 19 year old. I don’t think he needs to worry about being clumsy. According to Dr. David Younger, New York’s leading neurologist and expert on dyspraxia, Daniel’s condition doesn’t affect his acting at all. Dr. Younger told Daily Mail that he was surprised to learn Dan suffered from dyspraxia, as you can’t see any signs of it from watching him in a movie.

I’m a big fan of Harry Potter, can’t wait till The Half Blood Prince is released

Ellen DeGeneres forever tied her vaginal juices in holy matrimony with her long term lezzie clit licker Portia de Rossi. The wedding was held in Ellen’s $29 million home in presence of only 30 invited guests. Ellen DeGeneres lives in a $29 million home? Wow, imagine lesbian orgies that these two vaginas put together in the mansion. The ritual probably consists of goat decapitation voodoo style and menstrual blood back rub. When the priest was about to say “You May Kiss The Bride”, instead he probably said “You May Lick Brides Middle Toe”. Sounds like a pretty good wedding.

Oh, and my terrible dilemma that kept bugging me for days has been resolved. Ellen DeGeneres was the groom and Portia de Rossi was the bride. I had no idea how two lesbians who are having a wedding are gonna get that shit sorted out. Straight people have it simple. Or one could say – they don’t have a choice. Where as gay people, they have a major decision to face, but they have a choice. Except that it could lead to arguments that could bring whole wedding down. Looking at Ellen DeGeneres, I don’t suspect an argument. She probably forced an umbrella up Portia de Rossi’s ass and told her she’d open it if she didn’t agree to let her to be a groom. And Portia de Rossi said: “Ellen, I agree to you being the groom at our wedding, just please do open the umbrella, I love when you’re rough and tough with my ass.”

What a great couple.