I’m not sure what Ashlee Simpson was after when she attempted to pull this goth look like dark red lipstick, black eye shadow and black leather pants, but whatever it was, it failed. Gothed up or not, Ashlee Simpson look like crap. Anyone who sucks man juices off Pete Wentz’ penis is bound to look like shit. And does she ever. The man in black right behind her looks like he’s a big important dude.
As foot fetishist I droll each time I see a nice pair of feet but at the same time it grosses me out beyond belief when I see a set of nasty feet. On my path through life I’ve seen gross feet like you wouldn’t believe. Feet tend to get nastier the further west you get (must a gene that deforms feet and is prevalent in the western world). But I’ve never before seen feet that would be as gross as those of Shawn Southwick-King, the trophy wife of world’s most popular zombie – Larry King. Putting nasty feet aside – you can tell Shawn Southwick-King is with Larry out of pure love. She’s so full of love for Larry, cupids come dancing around her feet. What? That you can’t see any cupids? Of course you can’t. They saw her nasty feet and ran away to vomit and rinse their eyes with bleach. The showcase of pure love nevertheless.
When a gold digger sucks on saggy skin of a big bag of money that’s one foot in the grave, the bond of love is evident. But with all this easy cash rolling into her bank account, Shawn Southwick-King could at least fix her nasty feet. Fuck! It’s offensive. There should be the law to prohibit women with nasty feet like that to wear open toe shoes. If you have six toe feet you should be required by law to wear padded rubber boots and report every day to the law enforcements on your whereabouts so decent people can avoid encounters with you. Nobody wants to get grossed out by your feet. Keep them off sight for crying out loud. And elect Shawn Southwick-King the queen of nasty feet. She’s already got “King” in her name for sucking Larry into saying “I Do!” shit. Set her on a throne of lave and allow her feet to dissolve in the molten rock so no one ever has to suffer the sight of her gross flaps. Damn that’s nasty!
The gallery with pics of Larry King and his trophy wife Shawn Southwick-King, the queen of nasty feet is below. Have a barf bag at the ready:
Russian model Anne Vyalitsyna is the latest ho to score prestigious Beer Steak award for being a successful gold digger of the week. Anne Vyalitsyna scored herself a date with Leonardo DiCaprio and her ratings immediately sky rocketed. While she previously posed in bikini for Sports Illustrated, the name of Anne Vyalitsyna means very little to most people and look what happened overnight – now she’s talked about across the blogosphere. If a chance to dig some gold comes, grab at it, sit on it and don’t let it pull out. Make sure sperm stays in your vagina. That’s the key to successful gold digging. It’s like moving it up to second base.
Leonardo di Caprio has recently broken up with another bikini model – Bar Refaeli. Having her replaced with Anne Vyalitsyna shows lack of imagination on behalf of Leonardo DiCaprio but hey… she’s Russian. Maybe she gives hell of a good head. Leonardo DiCaprio and Anne Vyalitsyna have been spending time together on Spanish island of Ibiza but Leo’s rep would not confirm that the two are an item. Yet. I’m not too fond of Anne Vyalitsyna. If you look up SI bikini photos, there are some sideboob pics there that make her boobs look sagged the same way Lindsay Lohan has.
Looks like despite financial troubles and rumors that once popular men’s magazine will shut its production, Playboy still employs world’s finest photoshop artists. That’s not to say that Heidi Montag looks spectacular on the cover of Playboy, but guy has got to give those retoucher props on doing an amazing job. I’m assuming her puppy Spencer Pratt was around to help apply the mud on her skin. I mean, chicks like Heidi Montag don’t get touched by mere mortals. It takes a douche the ranks of Spencer Pratt to get Heidi Montag all dirtied up and then put clean, white bikini on top of that shite.
The Heidi Montag Playboy Cover Pic was revealed by none other but Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt themselves at the premiere of G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra in Los Angeles. Funny thing is, Heidi Montag told Access Hollywood that she worked out hard to get the body worthy of playboy cover. LMFAO – this bullshit will work on just about anyone but me. Stupid ho think I don’t understand the magics of Photoshop and how skilled Playboy retouchers are with it? Dude, get your blond hair straight… if ever pre doctored pictures leak, I will be the first to point my finger and laugh out loud.
Congrats to Heidi Montag. Playboy with her on the cover comes out right on her birthday – August 14.
Vanessa Naked, I mean Vanessa Hudgens self shot pictures of her naked again – or so it seems. I was expecting new Vanessa Hudgens scandal sometimes soon and here it comes. When spotlight starts to dwindle, you bring it back on by creating a little scandal and give than Vanessa Hudgens has never had more attention than after her naked pictures leaked on the net the first time, she probably felt inspired, grabbed her camera and went through the thrill of self shooting herself naked again.
I do not yet know for sure whether this naked hot piece is in fact Vanessa Hudgens, but she sure looks like her. We’ll haev to wait for confirmation, but this time around we at least don’t need to worry about these pics possibly depicting her while she was underage. I don’t see any bush though, but these are still her perky, nipple lacking titties. Sorry about the censorship, this is a work safe blog (except from my big yap). You can see all New Self Shot Vanessa Hudgens Naked Scandal Pictures HERE. What do you think? Is this really Vanessa Hudgens or not?
Madonna needs to take a break from those roids and an obsession to work out for more muscles. Those biceps look nothing like what you would want to see on a female. And i don’t even want to imagine what her vagina and clitoris looks like. If they are as veiny and muscular as her biceps then holy eff.
Me thinks Madonna is going through some midlife crisis and the fact that she’s 50 year old and no longer that twenty something hot lay is getting onto her. So she obsesses herself with gym workouts and strict diet which result in crap you see in these photos. But then again, the more people focus on her biceps and other muscles, the less they focus on her skeletal face which hasn’t been much to sing praises of lately. I mean we all age and she needs to go with it. She can’t be a teen forever. Not even her millions can buy her that. Sure it can buy loads of human growth hormone injections which take off few decades of life and add muscles, but damn…
On a positive note, Madonna could pose as model for remake of Mars Attacks. Aliens taking form of Madonna’s muscles would look pretty darn freakish. I’d totally rent that movie.
More photos of Madonna and her biceps muscles of doom in the gallery below:
Photos by Flynet, Matrix
Elisabetta Canalis is the latest winner of gold digger extraordinaire award for scoring herself George Clooney. Gold digging with George Cloone is a temporary sport anyway. Elisabetta Canalis better make the most out of the moment while it lasts and brace for quick end to it. Clooney’s got that poop down already. I mean look at where Sarah Larson ended up at. Even gold digging ain’t what it used to be. Newbs don’t understand the drill. Here’s a brief lesson for Elisabetta Canalis:
Learn to give best deepthroat on Earth, wait till you’re alone with Clooney, take initiative, undo his pants and suck meanest cock ever. Give blowjob everyone would want more of. Next time you won’t have to undo his pants, the cock will come whipping at you on its own, suck a bit on it, then shove it up your snatch and make sure you don’t let him pull out. You got to get yourself pregnant. Once a kid is born and you have had DNA tests done to prove it’s George Clooney’s, then you can throw a party on Turks and Caicos and live happily ever after.
Get it, Elisabetta Canalis? That’s how pros do it. Once in a lifetime opportunity, don’t blow it, stupid. I mean blow IT, blow it like your life depends on it. BTW, Elisabetta Canalis is an actress. She’s from Italy and is 30 year old. Italian bitches rule. George Clooney has been spending a lot of time in Italy, since he’s got a bad-ass villa on Lake Como and his next movie will be filmed in Italy as well. There’ll be lots of opportunities for snugging between the two. She’ll still get the boot when the time comes, unless she follows my simple tutorial to riches by gold digging. Even though in case of Elisabetta Canalis, I’m pretty sure her previous modeling and acting gigs paid quite well.
Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst decided to tie a knot and remove himself from the pool of available bachelors by marrying Esther Nazarov. Fred Burst used Twitter to express his true feelings in April of this year – yeah, people who use Twitter rock like that. He said Esther Nazarov is his true love and that he has never known true love until now and blah blah all that stuff that Twitter can be good for. To show he means business, Fred Durst also posted a picture of a wedding ring Esther Nazarov will have worn. Come today, Esther Nazarov and Fred Durst are a married couple. File Esther Nazarov under “another successful gold digger”.
Is it me or does Esther Nazarov really look like Miley Cyrus with those nasty upper gums? You know how unpleasing Miley Cyrus looks when she smiles and upper gums get exposed like she’s a fucking horse, right? Well, Esther Nazarov suffers from the same awfulness. Maybe women who have big upper gums give good head. I wouldn’t know, I only do anal (yeah, I wish). If she makes Freddie happy, then good luck to them. Couple that licks upper gums together, stays together.
After the wedding that went down in Las Vegas, Fred Durst resorted to Tweeting again: “Cheers to the universe from me and my lovely wife Esther Durst!! We are now one and complete. 
)” I wonder if he tweeted about the wedding night blowjob. Imagine that: “Dude, Esther is totally licking my ballsack. That’s so awesome. WTF woman, pull that shit out of my ass you bitch. Yeah, that’s what I’m talking about. more pee please!”
Let’s hope this marriage doesn’t end up in pooper like his first one.
Joe Jackson will take any opportunity to pimp out his promotion company and the fact that they will be releasing Blue Ray discs. Death of his son attracted lots of media attention which in his mind needs to be taken advantage of and help his business activities. Last night Joe Jackson was on Larry King and was asked what the deal was with Michael Jackson saying that he was physically and emotionally abused and Joe Jackson twisted it right around and pointed out at beating of slaves. It was like listening to Reverend Al Sharpton all over again.
It’s really hard to decide who a bigger douchbag is – Joe Jackson or Larry King. I’m not a fan of Larry King so I’m kind of glad he was shut down with: “Listen now, you got to understand me. Don’t cut me off, Larry!” but the thing is, Joe Jackson needs to be told the same thing cause every spawn he lets out of his mouth is filthier than money donated for Barack Obama’s presidential campaign.
Two people were killed when a stage they were setting up for Madonna’s concert in Marseille, France collapsed. Authorities say that the stage was 2/3 set up when it came crushing down. About 50 people were involved in the stage set up process out of which about a dozen were underneath the stage when it collapsed. Four cranes were lifting up the roof when it slipped off balance and toppled one of the cranes sending it down along with the roof on the people below.
Madonna played that Marseille concert and paused to pay tribute to two men who were killed when stage collapsed. Being a professional stage performer, she burst into tears and sobbed her words out. Marseille audience either did not quite understand what she was saying or took her cries as staged, opportunistic performance which it at the end of the day actually was.
Photo: AP