America’s Next Top Model Bianca Golden (pictured above) and Hairspray actress Nikki Blonsky got into a catfight style giant brawl at the airport and ended up getting their sweet asses arrested. I’d love to arrest Bianca Golden’s sweet ass. I’d slam her on the hood of my police car, would tell her to spread her legs wide so I can whisk her to make sure there is no weapon hiding between her hot thighs. Aiiigh, I’d have my way with her…

Both bitches were at the Turks and Caicos Providenciales airport and got into a cat fight over which seat was whose. BTW, Turks and Caicos is a little island in the Caribbean. Don’t beat yourself down. I had no damn clue where it was either. You’re not the only dumb ass around.

The reports say what started as a cat fight soon turned into an all out airport brawl with Bianca Golden family on one end and Nikki Blonsky family on the other and at some point Carl Blonsky – dad of Nikki Blonsky – smacked Eleine Golden with his mighy hand sending her down so the air ambulance was called to get her to the hospital quickly. Wow, sounds like my kind of damn cat fight. Dad’s beating the shit out of moms and hot asses pulling each other’s hair. Vacation of a lifetime. That’s probably most action Providenciales airport in Turks and Caicos got in decades.

Bianca Golden, Nikki Blonsky and Carl Blonsky were arrested and charged with assault. While hot asses of Bianca and Nikki were released on bail, Carl Blonsky faces additional charges – inflicting bodily harm – and will remain in jail for a week. Wow!

Don’t get mad at me. This is what they called “a nude” back when those pictures were taken. It’s technically an implied nude, but Kathy Ireland is not wearing any clothes in that pic, hence she’s nude. Good tits, but you got to love the hairdo. She’d be laughed off nowadays if she showed up wearing that magpie nest on her head. Anyway, these are ancient pictures of Kathy Ireland in a vintage issue of Sports Illustrated. One of the pictures has Kathy Ireland nude, even if you don’t think she is and the other one has her in bikini.

Kathy Ireland was a supermodel back in the day and was considered the shit. I was too little to appreciate that, but I do appreciate nice old school pictures of sexy women. And Kathy Ireland must have been a good lay back then. Now she’s all about making billions of dollars. That makes her even sexier in my eyes. Talk about great life…

Nothing wrong with showing off a little skin. In case of Lindsay Price aka Janet from 90210, it’s all the skin you got. Lindsay Price stripped completely naked for Esquire magazine. And I appreciate that. There’s nothing more frustrating than covering sexy feet up with shoes. Unless we’re talking some serious business foot fetish shoes.

Lindsay Jaylyn Price is already 31 year old, but still looks sexy in the nude. That’s a good thing. Some crack heads look like shit at 27. Lindsay Price is not one of them. If you weren’t a fan of Beverly Hills 90210 but think you have seen this sexy woman elsewhere, then it could be either Lipstick Jungle, or All My Children, or The Bold and the Beautiful. She’s an actress obviously. And now also a naked muse for Esquire. Looking good there, Lindsey. Looking definitely good

Vanessa Hudgens has got a beautiful smile. I never used to like her, even though I enjoyed her Naked Pictures (nice bush), but she’s actually a cutie. Below is the behind the scene video form the cover shoot with Vanessa Hudgens for Teen Vogue. Very sexy indeed.

Vanessa Hudgens is 19 year old so she still falls within “teen” category but does anybody know if she’s still together with Zac Efron? Why do hot chicks always hook up with gay guys who only dream of cock? I’d give Vanessa pure straight loving. Unless she likes it the gay way – in the ass. Come to think of it, I like it the gay way too, for as long as I am not on the receiving end of things.

The video is awesome, BTW. Cool sand dunes, quad riding, photography crew, sexy brunette, what more could you want? Vanessa also touched basis on what she likes the best – singing, acting or dancing, but she says she couldn’t tell us which one she likes the most, because they are all her favorites. And she said she uses Neutrogena sun screen to keep her skin healthy. That’s probably what she applies on her ass to keep it elastic and stretchy. Otherwise it hurts. Cool trick. Thanks Vanessa Hudgens.

In vitro fertilization is a way of making an infertile woman pregnant. I made it sound very simple, but that’s basically it and that’s the secret behind the twin pregnancy of Angelina Jolie. Despite being 33 year old, Angelina Jolie gave birth to twins Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline. 33 year old women have 1% chance of giving birth to twins. And now Angelina Jolie’s miraculous double pregnancy got exposed – it was In Vitro Fertilization.

In its latest issue, US Magazine claims that Angelina Jolie did not get pregnant by regular penis in the vagina and ejaculation all over her womb, she had her egg fertilized outside of her body by a donor sperm (did Brad Pitt donate his sperms to get Angie knocked up, or did they use somebody else’s?).

In Vitro Fertilization is pretty much the last resort after all other attempts to knock the bitch up fail. If she’s totally infertile, there’s an option to get the egg removed form bitch’s ovaries and have it artificially inseminated by a sperm in specially controlled environment, before it is inserted back into the bitch to make her conceive. And this type of In Vitro Fertilization is what Angelina Jolie allegedly underwent to give birth to Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline.

The source tells US Magazine that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt desperately wanted more kids but since chances to have twins at 33 years of age are under 1% Angelina and Brad opted for In Vitro Fertilization which boost the chance for having twins to 25%.

Well, Brad Pitt is turning 45 soon. They should have just given me a call instead of paying $12k for In Vitro. I have such massive deposits of unused sperm in my testes that it would get even the most infertile vagina knocked up. Angelina Jolie would give birth to four kids and my desperate gold digging effort would actually pay off. Everyone wins. Brad Pitt can watch and thank me later.

I’ve made lots of fun of Britney Spears when she was a wreck (not so long ago) but looks like Daddy Jamie Spears is doing his job and is putting the wrecked pop star together. Britney Spears looks hot in new pictures. I totally want to say – Oops, you’re looking hot, babe. You’re actually a pleasure to look at again. Being this hot blonde with beaming smile is what you should always have been.

These new pictures are from the Generation Rescue gig that was hosted by Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy. Britney Spears still has more work to do on herself to regain former hotness, which one can easily tell by the fact that Jenny McCarthy looks hotter than her. And she’s older (or maybe I’m just into MILFs). But Jenny’s one hot piece of meat.

Either way, I’m happy for Britney Spears. This is definitely the best she’s looked in about 2 years.

Miley Cyrus is a Virgin! Ummm What? Purity Ring?

Miley Cyrus is so full of shit! She’s got it all confused and thinks we’re all dumb little whores, whereas it’s the other way around. Fox News published an article in which Miley Cyrus is cited saying that she wears a “purity ring as a testament to her virginity”. Ummm what? Seriously, Miley… What? Are you trying to tell me you’re a virgin? LMFAO

Miley, let’s get something straight here. If you’re a fucking virgin, then I’m actually funny. Hang on a sec, let me try this again. Miley Cyrus, if you’re a virgin, then Barack Obama will bring change.
Damn, that doesn’t work either. It’s just not my day, obviously. Actually, I got it. Technically she could still be a virgin. Taking double anal and leaving vaginal intercourse out still maintains your vaginal virginity, right. I take it all back, Miley Cyrus is a virgin. Nevermind hacked shower pics, they don’t necessarily mean she’s a slut, do they?

God that give me a headache. Miley, bring your virginity to me, I’ll fix you up. I’ll swap your purity ring with my man whore ring. I got one.

Jeff Conaway is totally receiving a tongue blowjob from his girlfriend Vikki Lizz. I wander if she’s realized what she’s blowing. I mean it’s moist, soft and squishy and small. Hold on a second, I’m supposed to talk about Jeff Conaway’s penis, not mine…

Vikki Lizz looks like she understands the aspect of a decent blowjob but does she swallow? That’s a good question. And here’s even better one – does she take it in the ass? Ha…

The pic is of an insane Jeff Conaway and his girlfriend Vikki Lizz at Benchwarmers party in Los Angeles. Who’s up for some tongue blowjob? I mean I want to get one, not give.

Angelina Jolie just gave birth to twins Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline last weekend but looks like Vanity Fair, Italy has had her for a photo session prior to that because they’re putting her mugshot on the cover and have a spread with her pictures in their upcoming issue. And we got the teaser pics.

As you surely know, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt enjoy their life on French Riviera in a wonderful Chateau Miraval Estate and France is not all that far from Italy. It’s like going from New York to Miami. Italian issue of Vanity Fair found her way to Angelina Jolie and got her photographer but damn… she looks like a wax figurine to me. And those pics are heavily photoshopped. They are doctored, perfected… yet Angelina Jolie still looks like crap.

Unless pregnancy deforms people faces and makes them look all oily and shit – in which case I’ll shut my mug, but Angelina Jolie pics in Vanity Fair, Italy did not impress me at all. Fugly!

More pics after the break. Click on each for larger version and you can comment on each individually. What do you think? Would you hit it? Doesn’t she look waxy?

Today, Angelina Jolie gave birth to son Knox Leon and daughter Vivienne Marcheline. Voila, this event has long been awaited by the media and several false alarms were raised claiming the kids of Angie and Brad Pitt were born. None of it were true (none of the false alarms were reported by Beer Steak Bullshit Blog, cause we just rule like that) but it’s all official now.

Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline became official after mayor of Nice, France presented a birth certificate of Knox Leon’s to the media earlier today (Sunday) in front of Fondation Lenval hospital in Nice where Angelina Jolie gave birth to the twins on Saturday.

Birth Certificate of Knox Leon suggests that the boy was born on July 12, 2008 at 6:27 pm and according to People who got info from Dr. Michel Sussmann, Vivienne Marcheline would be the younger of the two, having been born few minutes after her older twin brother.

Mayor Christian Estrosi called Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt the most famous couple in the world. And why Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline? The boy got his first name Knox after the middle name of Brad Pitt’s father and Marcheline was the name of Angelina Jolie’s mother.

Congratulations to the most famous couple in the world