Pink’s feet look outrageously gross, her legs are fat, and the tattoos on her legs are lame but this all can be over looked because her super stiff nipples going all pencil erasers at me from underneath her white tank top make up for everything else.

Any ideas what it is she bought? It doesn’t seem to have any label clearly suggesting what kind of weirdness the singer picked up, but it’s got to be special based on how she seems too obsessed with it. Maybe some jello edible penises of some sort. Who knows what weirdness Pink is into.

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Well, this has got to be the first time after a very long time that John Travolta is not wearing a wig, but what the fuck are those pubes all over his face about? What kind of a G** Damn mustache is that? Dude, sober the fuck up already. That’s worse than the Village People. He otherwise looks not too bad for his age, but the mustache gives him gayer than gay look. He must have dyed his hair too. It’s got some healthy color to it and I also think he’s wearing a foundation on his face. Dude looks after himself, but the pubes for mustache are not cool. Take it off, John Travolta.

The picture is from today’s introduction of Michael D. Eisner’s into the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Photo credit: Getty Images & SplashNewsOnline

Carmen Electra is set to marry Rob Patterson – Korn’s touring guitarist whom she’s been dating for not even a year.

Last week, when Carmen Electra was having her super lame birthday party in Las Vegas to commemorate her 36 years of poisoning the Earth, Rob Patterson must have got drunk or some shit cause the dude proposed. He must have been drugged and probably regrets his stupid ass decision now. Rob gave her a ring with a black diamond set amidst white diamonds.

Carmen’s spokesperson confirmed that the two are looking to get married so the shit’s official. Carmen even had a letter “R” tattooed on her skull right behind her ear to remind herself who the fuck she’s dating. Unless she wanted everyone to know that she’s a Retard.

If marriage does take place, 37 year old Rob Patterson will become carmen Electra’s third husband, after she spent a little less than a year being married to Dennis Rodman and over three years with Dave Navarro.

I think I’m gonna listen to some Korn now.

Brooklyn born magician David Blaine mostly known for his street magic is set to break Guinness World Record by holding his breath for more than 16 minutes and 14 seconds. This is current no breathing Guinness World Record and David Blaine is determined to break it. He already made one attempt at breaking it back in 2006, but failed miserably at it.

This time around he’s taking it live on Oprah. I’m guessing if you’re gonna kill some of your brain cells by restraining the influx of fresh air to it, you may as well do it live on Oprah so you don’t turn into a brain dead zombie for nothing. The date has been set on April 30th this year. Go David Blaine.

David has done some crazy shit before, some of which involved him being buried in a coffin alive for a week, other involved him living in water for a week and he also completed 44 days long fasting. So David Blaine has done some crazy shit before, what’s some breath holding for a mofo like him.

BTW – that’s gonna be some boring shit to watch on Oprah show. What’s there to see watching a dude hold his breath for 20 minutes? It’s not like he’ll be swinging his naked balls on camera while he’s holding a grip on his nostrils.

Penelope Cruz is not new to going nude for the movie camera and latest flick she stars in is no different. Elegy is a Spanish movie about a Teacher whose world gets upside down when he gets involved with his student. Of course the student is played by Nude Penelope and the teacher is played by Ben Kingsley. Yep, that’s right, in order to get a peak of naked video clips with Penelope Cruz, you will have to put up with Ben Kingsley getting his fat ass in the view.

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Penelope Cruz Naked – Stills from movie Elegy

Jesse Metcalfe, the gardener from Desperate Housewives has some hot moobs. Those are man boobs in case you’re been in a cave past decade. He grows some serious chest hair and looks overall good.

These are Jesse Metcalfe’s latest pictures he just posted on his MySpace page.

Anyway you put it, it does look like a wonderful rack he’s wearing. I wander how much photoshop these pictures saw, but if this is his real deal chest, then he’s got my admiration. If he continues to grow his moobs, he’s gonna need a goddamn man-bra soon.

I think it’s time for me to put these pics up on my fitness changing room door and look at them each time I feel like I’m not gonna work out today. Seeing that Jesse Metcalfe achieved hot body like this will be an inspiration for me to follow. Damn, I want those moobs too.

Carlos Leon looks like he’s a hitman on a mission. That’s his daughter he’s holding by the hand. Lourdes Maria Ciccone Leon was born after Carlos Leon deposited his sperm into Madonna’s womb back in 1996.

The story of Carlos Leon is simple but it kicks ass. Born in Cuba, he managed to get his ass across to the US during Mariel Boatlift and was one of 10 000 Cubans who gained US asylum. Next thing you know, he became Madonna’s personal trainer and then he boned her. Not only that, he got Madonna pregnant and Lourdes is what came out of it.

Here’s Carlos Leon with his daughter Lourdes walking the streets of New York yesterday. The “don’t mess with us” aura around them says it all. Don’t mess with those two. You’re gonna get your sorry ass kicked.

I’m assuming greasy hair and facial pubes are OK… once you fucked Madonna.

This is the most awesome thing ever. Emma Watson had just turned 18 and has already offered us the divine view of her pussy when she flashed photographers on the way from her 18th birthday party. What better way to let us know she’s legal than by flashing her pussy straight after she’d turned 18. Thank you Emma Watson, you are the fucking best.

I’m completely amazed over how she can look good even in half assed pictures. We get a pussy flash shot, yet Emma always comes out of it as a good girl. I’m just really craving an unveiled pussy shot of her. We already know she wears pubes, you can see it through her see through underwear, but I crave to see her vagina. Emma please, don’t make us wait for too long. Your hot thighs need more attention. Give us the divine view of your naked vagina. We need it.

Images: Splashnewsonline, Wenn

For more pictures go to Emma Watson Pussy Flash Pics

Bizarre artist Daniel Edwards known for such creations as Hilary Clinton Presidential Bust, Suri Cruise First Poop, Britney Spears Giving Birth to Sean Preston or Paris Hilton Autopsy is back with an Egyptian style Burial Mask of Oprah Winfrey.

Daniel Edwards used a photograph of Oprah Winfrey praying as reference and came with this sculpture. The artist says he tried to depict the feeling of inner peace Oprah was wearing in the picture he took for reference.

The Oprah Burial Mask by Daniel Edwards will see its debut in Chicago on April 24, close to Oprah’s Harpo Studios at GARDENfresh Gallery.

Courtesy of New York’s Leo Kesting Gallery.

For more pictures of Daniel Edwards, go to Daniel Edwards – Bizarre Celebrity Sculptures

The woman in a picture above is Lucille Gatchell. And who the fuck again is Lucille Gatchell? In a word – nobody. She’s only known cause yesterday she was driving drunk and hit a car with Sandra Bullock and her husband Jesse James in it.

Sandra Bullock and Jesse James were in Gloucester, Massachussets, sitting in an SUV they had rented and were not driving when drunk Lucille Gatchell came driving opposite of them and hit them head on. The collision went without injuries, but Lucille Gatchell was taken into custody after the breathalyzer test showed the level of alcohol in her blood was .20, which is two and a half time more than is legally allowed.

The picture is a mug shot of Lucille Gatchell from after the accident. Sandra Bullock is in the area because she’s part of an upcoming romantic comedy titled “The Proposal”