Everybody hated me for calling Pink old the other day so I’m setting the record straight – Pink is NOT old. She’s still sexy as all hell and tight like an 18 year old Vietnamese girl. She can probably also lift 14 kg glass balls with her vagina. Or maybe she has a penis skilfully tucked inside her ass and keeps it a secret that only her husband of two times knows about it.

Needless to say, these pictures are heavily photoshopped to perfection. Pink probably is not that tight anymore but was made look that way. Cary Hart, Pink’s husband deployed his wifey to model for his clothing line cause it’s basically worthless and having Pink wear it would be the only way for anyone to buy it.

Even though Pink is not old, she’s not 15 anymore either. Posing in pink underwear when you’re 30 is lame any way you spin it. Gallery of pictures with Pink wearing clothes by Cary Hart is below:

Matthew Knowles, father of certain C List singers, such as Beyonce Knowles or Solange Knowles is facing a Paternity Suit. According to TMZ, Matthew Knowles stuck his naughty dick and unloaded his slimy sperm into the vaginal cavity of certain Alexsandra Wright who is looking to monetize on the situation and took a route of an attention whore. Alexsandra Wright knows how to dig some gold. Sit on a fat cock of some mofo with fat wallet, wiggle up and down until the slime comes out and when that moment comes, press hard on the dick so no frisky sperm finds its way out of your womb. That’s gold digging 101 right thur. Alexandra Wright has that shit down.

If Alexandra Wright spawns a kid and DNA proves Matthew Knowles is the father, it will be the second child out of his wedlock with Tina Knowles to whom he’s been married for 29 years. He previously knocked up another chick that wasn’t his wife which resulted in birth of Kelly Rowland who’s ex Destiny’s Child member (in the picture with Matthew Knowles above).

Alexsandra Wright filed the paternity suit in LA County Superior Court. She’s in her 30’s and works in LA as some weird PR person for name branding company. Neal Hersh, a guy who’s in charge of the prenup between Khloe Kardashain and Lamar Odom is also representing Alexsandra Wright in the Matthew Knowles Paternity Suit and her once in a lifetime gold digging opportunity.

Were you one of the many who felt outraged by Kanye West ruining Taylor Swift’s big moment at MTV’s VMA? Has it ever occurred to you that it all could have been one big publicity stunt? What if none of what we have seen was real? What if all that fiasco was a staged, pre-planned production to boost publicity? As it turns out, both Kanye West and Taylor Swift have the same agent. His name is David Wirtschafter. Let’s do some loud thinking and you can do your own math yourself:

What if David Wirtschafter simply realized that most of TV viewers are brainless morans who will eat what they are served and will not only munch with their mouth closed, they will also pick their teeth when they are alone in the washroom. As history proves us, manipulating masses is this easy.

Given the above, what if David Wirtschafter who represents both Kanye West and Taylor Swift, called them both up for the meeting and told them that MTV’s Video Music Awards is a good opportunity to stir controversy? Because controversy gets people talking and the more the people talk, the more the boring musicians such as Kanye West and Taylor Swift remain before public’s eyes and for as long as they are there, the public will spend money on their boring albums.

But how to pull off a publicity stunt that will work and get people talking? Afterall, they have other boring artists like Lady Gaga who’s also a shitty musician (it hurts to give her a title of a musician, but let’s leave it for now) desperate for attention and since her music sucks, she can only do try hard attempts to draw attention to herself.

In order to outdo a bunch of wannabies like Lady GaGa, one would have to come up with an idea for a publicity stunt that will not only shock, but also upset people. And what could possibly achieve both? How about Kanye West stepping in to ruin what people would see as big moment of Taylor Swift? This would definitely get everyone upset, all mainstream media would talk about it and the public would want to see who that poor Taylor Swift is again, since all they hear about from every angle is her and then some more of her.

To keep the momentum going, Kanye West who will also be talked about could go on apologizing to Taylor West ad nauseum until every single moran on the face of a planet has heard of both Kanye West and Taylor Swift and (hopefully) checked out their music while they’re at it.

Could it really be that Taylor Swift was not a victim but we the public are? Could it be that David Wirtschafter truly pulled off a well pre-arranged publicity stunt at MTV’s VMA that delivered and continues to deliver on the momentum? You be the judge. The fact remains that under the heading for “Agent”, both Kanye West and Taylor Swift have the same name – David Wirtschafter.

Remember when Teri Hatcher was a hot dish and every man dreamed of getting in her pants? Yeah, me neither. It must have been a pretty long ass time ago. Teri Hatcher is now an old, overused and warn out piece of lose snatch that nobody desires to see naked yet she pulls this publicity stunt exposing her shaved pussy before the cameras of the paparazzi. What is she shaving her pussy for anyway? It’s disgusting. It reveals the lose skin around her general vaginal area and makes it look like she’s got warts on her vag. Gross.

Pictures are from the Malibu Triathlon. Kudos to Teri Hatcher for pulling the triathlon off even though her pussy suggests she could be just about 90 year old or so. However old she is, she can do the triathlon and that’s pretty bad ass. Shaving one’s snatcher when you’re this old and pulling off your underwear to reveal it should be illegal, though.

Pics of Teri Hatcher by Mavrix Photo

When I saw these pictures of Disney’s top skank Miley Cyrus I could not help but feel sorry for retouchers whose job it was to make her look good. I mean, don’t get me wrong, these guys surely know how to use photoshop and have done an amazing job on Miley. I wonder whose legs they’ve used to paint over Miley’s real ones. Cause these slick, smooth, sexy legs did definitely not grow on someone with this face. No matter how much the photoshop artist work on Miley Cyrus, those upper gums that make her look like mad horse on rabies cannot be fixed. All this work was in vain. Any attempt to make Miley Cyrus look good with photoshop is bound to fail.

Gallery of pictures for some new ad with Miley Cyrus is below:

I’m not sure what Ashlee Simpson was after when she attempted to pull this goth look like dark red lipstick, black eye shadow and black leather pants, but whatever it was, it failed. Gothed up or not, Ashlee Simpson look like crap. Anyone who sucks man juices off Pete Wentz’ penis is bound to look like shit. And does she ever. The man in black right behind her looks like he’s a big important dude.

As foot fetishist I droll each time I see a nice pair of feet but at the same time it grosses me out beyond belief when I see a set of nasty feet. On my path through life I’ve seen gross feet like you wouldn’t believe. Feet tend to get nastier the further west you get (must a gene that deforms feet and is prevalent in the western world). But I’ve never before seen feet that would be as gross as those of Shawn Southwick-King, the trophy wife of world’s most popular zombie – Larry King. Putting nasty feet aside – you can tell Shawn Southwick-King is with Larry out of pure love. She’s so full of love for Larry, cupids come dancing around her feet. What? That you can’t see any cupids? Of course you can’t. They saw her nasty feet and ran away to vomit and rinse their eyes with bleach. The showcase of pure love nevertheless.

When a gold digger sucks on saggy skin of a big bag of money that’s one foot in the grave, the bond of love is evident. But with all this easy cash rolling into her bank account, Shawn Southwick-King could at least fix her nasty feet. Fuck! It’s offensive. There should be the law to prohibit women with nasty feet like that to wear open toe shoes. If you have six toe feet you should be required by law to wear padded rubber boots and report every day to the law enforcements on your whereabouts so decent people can avoid encounters with you. Nobody wants to get grossed out by your feet. Keep them off sight for crying out loud. And elect Shawn Southwick-King the queen of nasty feet. She’s already got “King” in her name for sucking Larry into saying “I Do!” shit. Set her on a throne of lave and allow her feet to dissolve in the molten rock so no one ever has to suffer the sight of her gross flaps. Damn that’s nasty!

The gallery with pics of Larry King and his trophy wife Shawn Southwick-King, the queen of nasty feet is below. Have a barf bag at the ready:

Russian model Anne Vyalitsyna is the latest ho to score prestigious Beer Steak award for being a successful gold digger of the week. Anne Vyalitsyna scored herself a date with Leonardo DiCaprio and her ratings immediately sky rocketed. While she previously posed in bikini for Sports Illustrated, the name of Anne Vyalitsyna means very little to most people and look what happened overnight – now she’s talked about across the blogosphere. If a chance to dig some gold comes, grab at it, sit on it and don’t let it pull out. Make sure sperm stays in your vagina. That’s the key to successful gold digging. It’s like moving it up to second base.

Leonardo di Caprio has recently broken up with another bikini model – Bar Refaeli. Having her replaced with Anne Vyalitsyna shows lack of imagination on behalf of Leonardo DiCaprio but hey… she’s Russian. Maybe she gives hell of a good head. Leonardo DiCaprio and Anne Vyalitsyna have been spending time together on Spanish island of Ibiza but Leo’s rep would not confirm that the two are an item. Yet. I’m not too fond of Anne Vyalitsyna. If you look up SI bikini photos, there are some sideboob pics there that make her boobs look sagged the same way Lindsay Lohan has.

Looks like despite financial troubles and rumors that once popular men’s magazine will shut its production, Playboy still employs world’s finest photoshop artists. That’s not to say that Heidi Montag looks spectacular on the cover of Playboy, but guy has got to give those retoucher props on doing an amazing job. I’m assuming her puppy Spencer Pratt was around to help apply the mud on her skin. I mean, chicks like Heidi Montag don’t get touched by mere mortals. It takes a douche the ranks of Spencer Pratt to get Heidi Montag all dirtied up and then put clean, white bikini on top of that shite.

The Heidi Montag Playboy Cover Pic was revealed by none other but Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt themselves at the premiere of G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra in Los Angeles. Funny thing is, Heidi Montag told Access Hollywood that she worked out hard to get the body worthy of playboy cover. LMFAO – this bullshit will work on just about anyone but me. Stupid ho think I don’t understand the magics of Photoshop and how skilled Playboy retouchers are with it? Dude, get your blond hair straight… if ever pre doctored pictures leak, I will be the first to point my finger and laugh out loud.

Congrats to Heidi Montag. Playboy with her on the cover comes out right on her birthday – August 14.

Vanessa Naked, I mean Vanessa Hudgens self shot pictures of her naked again – or so it seems. I was expecting new Vanessa Hudgens scandal sometimes soon and here it comes. When spotlight starts to dwindle, you bring it back on by creating a little scandal and give than Vanessa Hudgens has never had more attention than after her naked pictures leaked on the net the first time, she probably felt inspired, grabbed her camera and went through the thrill of self shooting herself naked again.

I do not yet know for sure whether this naked hot piece is in fact Vanessa Hudgens, but she sure looks like her. We’ll haev to wait for confirmation, but this time around we at least don’t need to worry about these pics possibly depicting her while she was underage. I don’t see any bush though, but these are still her perky, nipple lacking titties. Sorry about the censorship, this is a work safe blog (except from my big yap). You can see all New Self Shot Vanessa Hudgens Naked Scandal Pictures HERE. What do you think? Is this really Vanessa Hudgens or not?