Katherine Heigl is such a loser, nobody cares about her and it pisses her off. She was out with T.R. Knight the other day and he was getting all the attention. Cameras were flashing and T.R. Knight was happy to give signatures to bystanding admirers. That didn’t go too well with Katherine Heigl, who was obvious irritated because nobody wanted an autograph from her, so she kept yanking T.R. Knight away.

Several of her lame attempts failed and he was able to make a few fans happy, but then that silly bitch yanked real hard and tore him away from the group. What a loser, she is so envious of him it’s ridiculous.

Video courtesy of tmz.com

Janet Jackson was on Larry King’s show and she was trying to teach the idiot how to dance. You guessed it, Larry King is the clumsiest person on Earth. I came to conclusion that he’s not alive, he’s a zombie. Nobody can copy zombie moves this well, he’s got to be one. And nobody is this clumsy if they’re alive. Secret revealed – Larry King = a zombie.

Janet Jackson was actually pretty nice. I never had a thing for her but she kind of impressed me with her ways of explaining dancing to a zombie. However if you take into account that Janet was on Larry King Live and previously on Good Morning America and she also did Ellen DeGeneres show (her lip-syncing sucked more than Britney Spears’ VMA Award Fiasco) then you know she’s desperate and reached the very bottom of her musical career. Expect to find latest CD release of Janet Jackson in discount bins in Walmart very soon.

Yeah right. Tyra Banks is so full of crap. Last night on America’s Next Top Model, Tyra Banks told the girls that their very first photoshoot would be to portray homeless young women and their struggle. In her utter bullshitness, Tyra said this was an issue that’s really close to her heart, because a year ago she volunteered to be homeless for a day as part of Tyra Bank’s Show.

What a bunch of crap. She calls this a personal issue? She only played homeless for a day for her own self promotion and promotion of her little show. She’s even using America’s Next Top Model show to promote Tyra Bank’s show and herself. She’s so self focused it’s ridiculous. Wait for what will come next. I betcha every other photoshoot will be “close to her heart”. She’s full of shit!

Video above is of Tyra telling the girls crap about how she knows what it’s like to be homeless and the pics below are from the homeless shoot itself.

Pic of Tyra Banks Homeless

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I totally love Gary Busey. He owned everyone at Oscars. We have first reported with the video of Gary Busey owning Ryan Gaycrest and now the bad man is back completely owning an 11 years old. In the video above, the team of little girls from Starzlife.com – new celebrity gossip website run by little kids – approached Gary Busey at an Oscar’s afterparty with hopes for a little interview. And Gary Busey didn’t give no poop. He totally owned little 11 years old reporter.

The girl was trying to ask him what his take on certain young celebrities, such as Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears was, but it was a bit too loud there and girls were just little, not used to big gathering like that, so Gary just swept them off their feet telling them he had no idea what the f%$k their question was. Frankly, their question was a bit unclear, and if you’re approaching an intoxicated celebrity, particularly bad ass celebrity like Gary Busey, you better have your shit figured out. Or else you’re gonna end up owned. Which was the case of those little girls.

Gary eventually registered the question and went on a charade spewing lots of crap on them little celebrities in question. He totally wiped them off the table like they were useless handkerchiefs.

Gary was then asked by the girl to give their site a shout out and he sent them to hell. He even grabbed at their camera and pushed it down. Lol, so much ownage – hilarious video to watch

I don’t normally watch Moment of Truth, but this was fun. Last night there was this blonde and it was quite hilarious. Blonde’s husband was there, and her ex-boyfriend asked her if she should be married to him instead of her husband. The blonde sais – YES. And the voice said it was TRUE.

The host then asked her if she had sexual relationship with another guy while she was married to her husband. Again, she says YES and the voice from beyond confirmed she was telling the truth.

The blonde was looking at a nice chunk of money being at $200k, she decided to continue with the show and when she was asked if she was a good person, she said yes (her husband was shaking head in “NO”) and the voice said it was FALSE. Haha, she lost the dough. But it was nice to see a whore admitting that she was a whore. Too bad she got no change in return. Hillarious never the less.

Daniel Radcliffe (aka Harry Potter) received an award for his role in theater play Equus yesterday. During the awards show, the host James Corden grabbed at Daniel Radcliffe and totally sucked on his lips with the gayest of all gay kisses. That was a big time French kiss and Daniel didn’t even resist. He just went with it. Maybe he’s good actor and just goes with whatever life brings without drama. But maybe he’s into all that gay kissing and actually liked it. That was an unexpected ambush though and James Corden wouldn’t even let go of Harry Potter. He was just counting all his teeth with a tongue like he was getting paid for it. Nice gay video… But DAMN!

Gary Busey is the name of an actor who played the villain in first Spiderman movie opposite Tobey McGuire. This video is form tonight’s Oscar’s Awards ceremony. Ryan Gaycrest was on the red carpet attempting to interview Jennifer Garner and Laura Linney and Gary Busey chimed in making him look like a complete ass. It was hilarious. Garry must have been smoking funny shit to have a good time like that. Oh boy, yet another Oscar’s night.

Nine Inch Nails (NIN) founder and frontman Trent Reznor has spoken to CNet about the future of his own work and the way that music will be distributed to consumers in the future. Trent Reznor recently parted with Interscope Records after fulfilling his contract and is also issuing a new album by friend Saul Williams through his own imprint as a digital release. Trent Reznor discussed his rationale behind all this, explaining, “Personally, I would like people to support artists. After all, we as artists dedicate our lives to producing the best music we can…should I be angry at the audience that wants to hear music so much, an audience that is so passionate about hearing it they go online to get it two weeks before the music debuts? No, I want them to be that way.”

Trent Reznor acknowledges basing the release of Williams’record, The Inevitable Rise and Liberation of N***y Tardust, on Radiohead’s recent online debut of its new effort, In Rainbows. Trent Reznor told CNet that he thought Radiohead’s idea was an “exciting way to sell a record,” adding, “I think there were some serious flaws with how they executed but it was a good idea.”

Trent Reznor admitted that he can’t predict the future of music distribution, saying, “I don’t know what model is going to work. I do know relationships between music labels and artists like myself aren’t going well…Their treatment of artists has less sympathy and it’s more like ‘What can we get out of you?’ My only concern has always been that my audience is treated fairly.”

The Inevitable Rise and Liberation of N***y Tardust became available for download on Thursday (November 1st) n***ytardust.com.

Trent Reznor is also working on a follow-up to the latest Nine Inch Nails album, Year Zero.

Ozzy Osbourne told Australia’s Herald Sun that sales of his latest album, Black Rain, are “suffering terribly” as a result of illegal downloading. Ozzy Osbourne explained, “I’ve been suffering terribly from people downloading it. If they don’t find something to stop it, people won’t be able to make records. There won’t be any new bands. How are they going to survive? I’m an old-timer, I’ve been doing it 40 years now, but new bands are going to suffer. It’s ridiculous, you could be doing it for nothing.”

Ozzy Osbourne added that he’s been forced to tour more in order to make up for lost income from CD sales, saying, “I’ve never done in a long time as many live shows as I’m doing now. This year I’ve done 90 shows. I mean, I ain’t getting any younger.”

Nevertheless, Ozzy Osbourne denied in a recent call with reporters the charge by his wife and manager Sharon’s brother that his sister was working Ozzy too hard: “My wife does not get involved with telling me about working. I tried retirement, it sucked. If I don’t want to do anything, my wife can’t make me do anything I don’t want to do.”

Ozzy Osbourne is currently on a headlining arena tour of the U.S. with special guest Rob Zombie. The trek pulls into Des Moines, Iowa on Friday night (November 2nd).

Tool frontman Maynard James Keenan says that he recently worked on a new song with drummer Brad Wilk and bassist Tim Commerford of Audioslave and Rage Against The Machine. Although Wilk and Commerford were rumored to have played on Keenan’s upcoming Puscifer album, the singer told us that the collaboration took a somewhat different shape: “They found themselves not working with (singer Chris) Cornell after the last Audioslave record and they wanted to know if I was interested in starting a band. And I said no, I’ve got this other thing going on and two other bands to boot. But what I suggested to them was that they should start their own band and have me sing a song, and have some other singers sing a song. I think on some level they agreed, and so that’s what we kind of did. I went in and we wrote a song together and right now they’re currently trying to record that song, and I’ll go sing on it.”

A different version of the same song, which is called “Mono Stead,” also appears on the debut Puscifer record, V Is For Vagina, which comes out on October 30th.

There’s no further details on the album project that the Rage Against The Machine musicians are working on or if guitarist Tom Morello is involved.

Puscifer is the umbrella for a loose collective of musicians, comedians and other artists that Keenan has been working with since the early ’90s.

Tool begins a new North American tour on November 14th in Austin, Texas.