Celebrities

Rumors of who Britney Spears is rubbing her vagina with are very popular. When it comes to her agent Jason Trawick, the rumor of the two dating are nothing new. The same rumor hit the websphere the same time last year – maybe it’s an annual thing. Check out “Jason Trawick – Closer Look at Britney Spears Agent” for more info on last year’s alleged romance.

I was curious though – anybody knows what happened to Sundip Soparrkar? There was a big boo boo that he was throwing his penis into Britney Spears’ vagina about 6 months ago and somehow it got all forgotten. I thought that was something serious yet nothing again. Jason Trawick is a repeated romance. If it didn’t work last year, I doubt it will work this year. It’s likely just another over inflated story after the two were seen dry humping each other. Dry humping sucks, you just wet your pants with excitement juices but no semen comes out cause it’s not good enough.

Anyway, in the latest release of Jason Trawick dating Britney Spears rumor it is said that this time around it’s serious and that daddy Spears loves the guy. If daddy spears approved, the penis can go into a vagina. Nothing makes it to Britney Spears’ vagina unless Daddy Spears puts his seal of approval on it.

PS – yea, I’m back from my 10 days long trip to Iceland so there will be updates again. The trip was epic… did you miss me?

I could never understand the fuss around Adriana Lima. The ho looks too plastic to me. Some people even used to go as far as calling her “the sexiest woman in the world” – that would have been sad world if that were true. Everybody knows that the sexiest woman in the world is Susan Boyle. Adriana Lima has got nothing on Susan, but let’s not talk glamour in a post about fug spawn. Marko Jaric shoved him man penis into Adriana Lima’s vagina and let the content of his testicules erupt releasing an avalanche of hot semen right into the woman’s womb. How’s Adriana Lima attractive now? Did you picture her with Marko Jaric’s sperm oozing out of her worn out vagina? There was so much semen deposited inside her womb that it forced its way through ass membranes and some even leaked out of her ass. That would have been a newly discovered phenomenon called “anal creampie without anal sex”. I’m sure Adriana Lima doesn’t take Marko Jaric’s cock in the ass. Plastic Barbie dolls don’t do anal. You need a real woman to experience real sex.

The sperm of Marko Jaric left panty creamer Adriana Lima pregnant. Basketball player Marko Jaric married Adriana Lima on this year’s Valentine’s Day. I’d laugh my ass off if the baby was born with silly pubestache like the one Marko Jaric is sporting under his crossed eyes.

Susan Boyle, the most amazing woman in the world has been on the Oprah Winfrey Show who asked her about a make-over and the fame that was bestowed upon her over night. The video from the show including full interview and a segment about Susan is below. It’s awesome how Oprah Winfrey’s team added subtitles to Susan’s speech. Obviously they were concerned that North American audiences would not understand her Scottish accent. I was in Scotland few years ago (Edinburgh is phenomenal in August for Fringe Festival) and having experienced it like that, I actually don’t find Susan Boyle all that bad. I actually can occasionally understand her.

So what did Susan Boyle tell Oprah Winfrey after she was asked if she enjoyed the fame that her performance at Britain’s Got Talent brought upon her? Susan Boyle said she loved it. She enjoys it, even though it’s rather overwhelming. Even her cat Pebbles gets fan mail. Despite all the popularity, Susan still keeps it down to Earth and didn’t go overboard with any of her statements on the Oprah Winfrey Show. She’s ready to take on other Britain’s Got Talent contestants many of whom she thinks are very talented (not sure if she was talking about Greg Pritchard).

Overall I think Susan Boyle kicks ass. As Simon Cowell (was on Oprah too) confirmed, Susan Boyle has the whole world behind her. And with over 100 million YouTube views that the video of her performance got, it is expected that the semi final of Britain’s Got Talent will be the most watched broadcast ever. You got my cheers, Susan Boyle. Even though I must say I find Oprah Winfrey extremely irritating. Is this what each of her shows look like? Cause she’s making me want to stab baby bunnies in the eyes.

Video of Susan Boyle on Oprah co hosted by Simon Cowell is below:

Rebecca Romijn has a weight loss secret to share. After losing almost 60 pounds without frequent visits to a fitness centre or any torturous cut downs on what you eat, the 36 year old actress sat down with Extra and told them all about her secret weight loss. Without further ado – it’s breastfeeding. Rebecca Romijn’s secret to losing 60 pounds is breastfeeding. Could it get any more disappointing? Especially if you’re a guy?

Rebecca Romijn gave birth to twins Dolly Rebecca Rose and Charlie Tamara Tulip on December 28, 2008. Needless to say, pregnancy and subsequent childbirth left the actress with a few extra pounds. Fast-forward 4 months ahead and what do you see – Rebecca Romijn with nearly all those pregnancy pounds and then some more shed (well, not quite yet). And they all went away by just sticking her nipples into the mouth of her twin daughters. I never thought life was fair, but why prove it to me in such a painful way. OK, so I’ll never be able to give birth and breastfeed naturally, even though I’ve heard of guys lactating, but I think I’d rather stay fat than walk around with milk dripping of my moobs.

Formerly known as Rebecca Romijn-Stamos (from her former marriage to John Stamos), she secured her spot on the stardom list after scoring the role of Mystique in X-Men, however she’s also famous for being Alexis Meade on Ugly Betty. Rebecca Romijn is married to actor Jerry O’Connell with whom she had the twins. She’s currently in Canada filming scenes for upcoming movie The Love Child. Huzzah to breastfeeding as simple means to lose weight.

Check out Rebecca Romijn in a striptease scene video from the movie Famme Fatale. It’s somewhat nsfw but not really. It’s obviously a striptease dance, but no explicit exposure. Sexy body, she’d make a great real life stripper:

Jojo Simmons, 19 year old sun of legendary rapped Joseph Simmons aka Reverend Run from Run DMC and a reality TV star (Run’s House) was busted on Wadsworth Ave in Washington Heights, New York when the cops caught him buying marijuana from street vendor. Jojo Simmons decided that it was not a good day to get arrested on marijuana possession charges and was having none of that cop crap. Idea took action and next thing you see – Jojo Simmons is fighting the cops to get away from getting busted. You can’t get away from cops. When was the last time you’ve heard of someone successfully avoiding the bust after having been caught red handed?

Instead of just facing marijuana possession charges, Jojo Simmons now faces multiple charges, including resisting arrest, attempted reckless endangerment, criminal use of drug paraphernalia and criminal possession of marijuana (criminal possession of marijuana? Is there also a non criminal possession of marijuana?).

TMZ reports that Jojo Simmons was inside his BMW rolling a joint when officers knocked on his window. Realizing he just got busted, Jojo floored his BMW in an attempt to escape. First he put the vehicle in reverse and rammed the parked car behind him. Unable to escape reversing, he then took off driving forward hitting another car on his way thus miserably failing his escape attempt. As if that weren’t enough, Jojo Simmons continued to fight the officers as he was being apprehended.

Remember Carrie Prejean – that ugly blond who won Miss California and told Perez Hilton at Miss USA 2009 that he can suck his boyfriend’s cock as much as he wants but for her marriage is only right when it involves both penis and vagina? Yeah, that’s Carrie Prejean. That’s the chick who got paid for fake boobs by Miss California pageant so she could win Miss USA but because of Perez Hilton she didn’t win. It’s also the same Carrie Prejean who makes Laura Ingraham’s pussy wet. Well, this Carrie Prejean has naked photos of her leaked on the internet. Blonds with fake boobs that were paid for by somebody else should stay from public eye cause their brain capacity is insufficient to sustain quality image. And it just proves to be truth once again – I don’t think Carrie Prejean naked photos are anything that’s hear to bite her in the ass, cause those are just naked photos – something that dumb blondes normally do, but it’s enough to point more fingers at her fake boobs and more water for big mouthed gay community’s mill of obnoxiousness.

The Carrie Prejean naked photos were originally posted on thedirty.com and since they already hit the web, there is no stopping to the spread. Everyone and their grandma will have seen what fake sideboob of Miss California 2009 looks like. She can cry and curse and fart as much as she wants, the cat is out of the box and he’s not coming back. The controversy is that Carrie Prejean claims to live by the bible and it’s bible that dictates her to oppose gay marriage. She must have missed the part in bible where it opposes public exposure of naked tits.

We all have a little secret. The secret of Carrie Prejean is revealed. She doesn’t care about bible one bit. She only used it to gain popularity among blinded religious zealots America is full of. It also helped her score a warm seat with the National Organization for Marriage. Truth is, Carrie Prejean is just as dirty and sinful as the other guy. She likes it hard in the ass and likes to provoke with her devil’s side. The only downside is that fake boobs make her anything but attractive.

There are more naked photos of Carrie Prejean – this is just a warm up with less exposing ones. It’s not like anyone would want to fap to her fake boobs anyway. She simply lost on all levels. What a joke.

Canadian hottie and a Playboy Playmate of the Year 2008 Jayde Nicole still exchanges genital juices in bedroom games with twink socialite Brody Jenner. The couple paid a visit to the San Diego zoo and seemed a lot into each other. There are rumors going around regarding Jayde Nicole and Brody Jenner break up but they come out of the shelf showing everyone that no, they didn’t break up. They still suck on each other’s clitoris and rub their vaginas together. Brody Jenner rocks like that.

Jayde Nicole sure looks different. Too bad we can’t see none of that “Respect” tattoo, but she’s still the same Canadian Playboy Playmate. Only more worn out this time around. Brody Jenner on the other hand – the twink always makes me laugh. He’s such a gaspar. But he gets to bury his face in that sweet pussy of Jayde Nicole so it’s all good. Pays off to be a lesbian.

If you wish to see what her lower belly tattoo looks like, head over to Alberta Stars and click on Canadian Jayde Nicole – Playboy Playmate of the Year 2008 (18+)

More pictures of Jayde Nicole and Brody Jenner heading to the zoo in the gallery below:

When supermodel who thinks she’s hot cause she’s got silicon tits gets all feisty after a surgeon who did her tits advertises that fact on his website, you know the silicon from her tits started invading her brain cells and already stupid ho is turning into an even stupider one. Monica Hansen, a perfect example how awful fake tits can make a woman look is suing doctor Leonard M. Hochstein for posting the pictures of her on his website. As it turns out, however, Dr. Leonard Hochstein is a plastic surgeon who did not put silicone implants in Monica Hansen, he simply used her image to advertise his services even though she has not been her client. Her tits look horrendous. Maybe back in the 60’s when men had no clue what a real woman looked like this would have been hot, but we’re in the 21st century and fake tits of such gross proportions mean shit.

Little internet research suggests that Monica Hansen is an old school ho. She’s of Norwegian and Brazilian descent (hmmm, Brazilian – that’s probably why she had her tits augmented. Plastic stupidity runs in their veins) and won Miss Norway pageant in 1997. Thanks to her ugly fake tits, she was invited to pose for man’s magazines that don’t mean shit anymore, like Stuff, Maxim or Esquire. The magazines that have no clue what true female beauty is all about suck donkey ovaries. Featuring fake boob hos is so… well, 60’s.

I have quickly checked the website of Leonard Hochstein and found no pictures of Monica Hansen there. The plastic surgeon probably realized that silicon from her boobs has already metastasized into supermodel’s brain and there’s no reasoning with her so the pictures were removed. Might as well remove the pics to save himself from a headache of arguing with a stupid blonde.

Initial reports suggested that Monica Hansen filed a lawsuit against Leonard Hochstein because she didn’t want people to know that she’s got fake tits. This proved false, since it was not DR. Leonard Hochstein who did her tits. The lawsuit was filed because of unauthorized use of her likeness. This kind of proves that even plastic surgeons themselves have awful taste in women. If he’s gonna put pictures of women with fake tits he didn’t do on his website, he could at least pick a good looking ones.

There’s a video with photos of Monica Hansen to some truly awful music below. Turn the sound down if you don’t want to throw up, but have a bucket at the ready. There’s fake tits galore in the video. Despite undisputed skill of master plastic surgeon who created her new chest. BTW, your lawsuit brought more advertising to Leonard Hochstein than he could have wished for. You didn’t want him to advertise using your images, now you advertise for him using your plastic brain. Congrats to the winners!

source: Fox News

EDIT: Beer Steak Blog was contacted by a person who claims to be Monica Hansen and threatened us with the lawsuit if the post is not taken down. She is basically looking to infringe on our fundamental rights to free speech and free information and censor the internet with her threats. Her email is being forwarded to the mainstream media and relevant authorities.

EDIT II: After closer review it became obvious that certain statements within the post were inaccurate and we would like to acknowledge that Ms. Monica Hansen did not receive breast augmentation surgery from Dr. Hochstein, nor has she ever stated that she filed a lawsuit against Dr. Hochstein in order to prevent anyone from learning she had breast augmentation surgery. We would like to apologize to Ms. Monica Hansen for stating inaccurate information.

Another big score for an established gold-digger. Oksana Grigorieva is a 39-year-old brunette from Russia who jumped on Mel Gibson’s cock as soon as it tore itself away from his wife Robyn. No time wasting, polish that penis before someone else wraps her mouth around it. Oksana Grigorieva knows the drill and followed the procedure tirelessly. It paid off as Mel Gibson officially introduced her as his partner in bedroom last night at the premiere of premiere of X-Men Origins: Wolverine in Los Angeles.

While last night marked the first public appearance of Oksana Grigorieva and Mel Gibson together, the couple spent quality time in Costa Rica only days after Robyn Gibson officially filed for divorce following their 28 years of marriage.

Oksana Grigorieva is a singer and a composer who’s signed to Gibson’s record label Icon. She has a 12 year old son Thomas with British James Bond actor Timothy Dalton. Bitch chooses cocks she opens her thighs for carefully. If it’s not a dick with millions of dollars attached to it, it doesn’t go into Oksana Grigorieva’s vagina. That’s how you know an established gold-digger. This ho could give gold digging classes. She’s 39 year old and still scoring big fish.

Oksana Grigorieva and Mel Gibson photo from the premiere of X-Men: Wolverine by bauergriffinonline.com

Christina Applegate has just been named the “Most Beautiful” celebrity by People magazine. Her boyfriend Martyn Lenoble is a bass player who moved to Los Angeles from the Netherlands and played bass for some A list rock bands including Jane’s Addiction, Porno For Pyros, Dave Gahan, The Cult, etc. Christina Applegate survived breast cancer ordeal but even double mastectomy, she still keeps good spirit and feels beautiful about herself. Martyn Lenoble and Christina Applegate are a completely awesome couple, each as an individual is awesome and together they just click like clockwork. Much kudos.

People’s magazine has an interview with Christina Applegate in which she opens up for the first time since her breast reconstruction surgery she underwent in November of last year. According to her own words, Martyn Lenoble helped her a great deal to get through those trying times when breast cancer took over her life. She says her boyfriend was the main source for strength and inspiration in life – glad to see Martyn Lenoble stuck by his girlfriend and supported her no matter what.

In other news, Martyn Lenoble is set to tour Australia as part of Jane’s Addiction.