Australian magazine NW has it that Kristen Stewart from Twilight is knocked up and her Twilight co-star Robert Pattinson is the daddy. Kristen Stewart who plays the role of Bella Swan in the Twilight Saga is allegedly devastated because she never got her menstruation on time and was too afraid to go to the drug store to pick up a pregnancy test herself because the paparazzi are on her at all times. NW maintains that Kristen Stewart sent her good friend to pick up that pregnancy test and the big news of her being knocked up is allegedly true. Who knows? Tabloids are always after big sales and nothing sells better than an overinflated story involving currently popular celebrity. The rumors of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson being romantically involved on only in the Twilight movie, but also in real life have been floating around the blogosphere for a while, so what best way to increase sales than by claiming that Kristen Stewart is knocked up? Eyes of millions teenagers are affixed on upcoming Twilight sequel titled New Moon. Any shocking news involving the cast is bound to attract attention.

So here we go. It was only a matter of time before mainstream tabloid pushes hoax to a whole new level and claims that Kristen Stewart is knocked up. When Jamie Lynn Spears got pregnant, it was a massive, massive news so any news involving pregnancy of a young girl is bound to make it big. Granted, Kristen Stewart is older than Jamie Lynn Spears where she got pregnant, but she’s also the most talked about young actress right now. We’ll just have to wait and see what comes out of this. My guess is that NW is full of poop.

However I can totally imagine Robert Pattinson inserting his penis into Kristen Stewart’s vagina and ejaculating full load of semen all over her cervix. Little baby child would start forming in her womb and knocked up she would have been. But with filming of New Moon now concluded, Kristen Stewart is lined up to shoot sequel to a sequel titled Eclipse, not to mention that she’s currently shooting Joan Jett biopic The Runaways. If Robert Pattinson knocked Kristen Stewart up, we will never know for sure. She’s young and has many roles lined up for her. If Kristen Stewart is knocked up, she will have the fetus aborted before it becomes official and we’ll never know for sure. That’s my guess.

Here’s a Morgan Freeman affair visual – 27-year-old E’Dena Hines wraps her lips around the dick of 72-year-old Morgan Freeman, sucks on it, nibbles on it, licks around the glands and chews on testicules. Then gives it a hand stroke and shoves it deep down into her throat and keeps blowing it while her one hand massages the balls and the other one massages the…. prostate through that saggy anal cavity. You should have stopped reading as soon as I had said Morgan Freeman affair visual. Did you really want details of his secret love life with 27-year-old step-granddaughter? That shit is even hard to pronounce – affair with a step-granddaughter. I’m just uncertain what exactly was E’Dena Hines after. Did she want to be the only name on Morgan Freeman’s will? That would kind of make sense. I’d suck on old man’s limp dick if there was a nine digit number looking out of it.

As it turns out, Morgan Freeman’s affair with his 27-year-old step-granddaughter E’Dena Hines has been going on for 10 years. That’s a lot of limp dick cock sucking E’Dena Hines must have gone through and Morgan Freeman is still alive. Maybe it’s pure love. I know nothing about love so I can’t judge. Maybe E’Dena Hines genuinely fell in love with her step grandfather and put aside all political incorrectness and age difference. Afterall, it’s not incest if he’s your step-grandfather, is it? You’d have to be same blood, or do same family ties count as well?

Wait a minute… if Morgan Freeman was having that affair with E’Dena Hines for 10 years and she’s 27 year old now, that would mean he started plunging his tongue into her vagina when she was still underage. Damn Morgan Porterfield Freeman, Jr. Have you lost your fucking mind? I feel like stabbing kittens with dull fork after all this. Let’s hope it turns out being a dumb joke. Afterall, it was National Enquirer that broke the news first. I know National Enquirer is anything but a trusted source, but they occasionally get shit right and seem to be rather serious about this affair. Morgan Freeman + E’Dena Hines = match made in heaven.

Megan Fox must have had a glassful of camel milk for breakfast that morning in Paris. Paparazzi caught up with her just as she was about to board a plane and they were greeted by a giant camel toe peaking at them form between her thighs. You know camel toes are a sign of undeveloped pussy right? Healthy vulva has protruding labia to chew on. Camel toes suggest that the labia is near non existent which makes any pussy look like an extended ass crack. Megan Fox can make up for camel toe with really wicked hair.

I like the way she’s dressed. Chicks can never go wrong wearing casual house clothes. For one it makes the camel toe stand up (for those who care) and secondly – you don’t have to kill your erection spending five minutes undoing some stupid belt. Some belts are a bitch to undo. With simple sportswear like Megan Fox is wearing in these photos, you just pull it down and inside the camel toe you go. Simple, easy to remember. I also like how Megan Fox developed an ability to casually hide her nasty thumbs.

Gallery with more Megan Fox Camel Toe pictures is below. All images by Bauer Griffin Online

This mash-up contains so much idiocy I don’t even know where to start. Paris Hilton got into a food fight with Kendhal Beal – blond ho from the photo above. Kendhal Beal is a nobody, a wannabe model and a wishful actress and by the looks of it, she’s ready to throw her vagina at any direction from where she could embark on her journey to becoming a publicized ho. Her wish was partially granted when Doug Reinhardt came her way.

Doug Reinhardt was at the time a boyfriend of Paris Hilton but sheer elegance of plastic blondie Kendhal Beal bewitched him and moron started dreaming of nirvana engulfed in Kendhal’s pussy juices. We all would have no idea anything like that went down, but it appears sources of Paris Hilton knew that and when Paris met with Kendhal face to face in LA’s Darkroom Club, the encounter turned into a food fight. That’s right, two blondes food fighting over Doug Reinhardt. Only one of the blondes is actually rich where as the other one is simply plastic. Paris Hilton wins.

23 year old wannabe model from , Houston, Texas claims that Paris started it and threw ice and fruit at her while calling her all sort of nasty names. Doug Reinhardt probably never buried his face into Kendhal Beal’s vagina. He was simply seen hanging out with the company of friends and she was there too. If that’s really the case, then Paris Hilton had just helped a clueless wannabe model to fast forward her non existent career. What more could Kendhal Beal wish for. She’s just a plastic looking blonde who had no life before her. Now she’s talked about all thanks to Paris Hilton. What blessings.

While I don’t mind Megan Fox and would certainly like to bury my perfect fingers in her perfect vagina, I never found her anything that exceptional. However many men think Megan Fox is perfect. Well… wake up – she’s not. Despite decent face, sexy body, presumably hot vagina and uber presumed ability to take it in the ass, Megan Fox is not perfect. This idol of so many men has toe style thumbs. Those are thumbs that look like bit tow on Oprah’s feet. Nothing you would want to suck on while she’s sucking on your penis.

While Megan Fox toe thumbs are not breaking news, many don’t seem to be aware of the fact and there is nothing more pleasurable than revealing the shit parts of women who think they are perfect. The joy of blowing self esteem of otherwise self important woman up her ass is the most rewarding experience ever.

Since her thumbs look like toes, I kind of hoped her toes would look like thumbs, which would make for an incredibly satisfying laughter, but it doesn’t seem to be the case. As it turns out, Megan Fox has actually half decent feet so no mocking her that way. She also looks like kind of a chick who would have properly developed vagina. Women with undeveloped vaginas have that odd Barbie doll look. Labia on Megan Fox surely is a decent size. I was also thinking – toe thumbs, while not appealing to men will likely appeal to women – cause they look like butt plugs. I can see lesbians getting all worked up over the pics of Megan Fox toe thumbs. Ummm, yumm!

Gallery of photos with Megan Fox’s toe thumbs is below:

Rumors of who Britney Spears is rubbing her vagina with are very popular. When it comes to her agent Jason Trawick, the rumor of the two dating are nothing new. The same rumor hit the websphere the same time last year – maybe it’s an annual thing. Check out “Jason Trawick – Closer Look at Britney Spears Agent” for more info on last year’s alleged romance.

I was curious though – anybody knows what happened to Sundip Soparrkar? There was a big boo boo that he was throwing his penis into Britney Spears’ vagina about 6 months ago and somehow it got all forgotten. I thought that was something serious yet nothing again. Jason Trawick is a repeated romance. If it didn’t work last year, I doubt it will work this year. It’s likely just another over inflated story after the two were seen dry humping each other. Dry humping sucks, you just wet your pants with excitement juices but no semen comes out cause it’s not good enough.

Anyway, in the latest release of Jason Trawick dating Britney Spears rumor it is said that this time around it’s serious and that daddy Spears loves the guy. If daddy spears approved, the penis can go into a vagina. Nothing makes it to Britney Spears’ vagina unless Daddy Spears puts his seal of approval on it.

PS – yea, I’m back from my 10 days long trip to Iceland so there will be updates again. The trip was epic… did you miss me?

I could never understand the fuss around Adriana Lima. The ho looks too plastic to me. Some people even used to go as far as calling her “the sexiest woman in the world” – that would have been sad world if that were true. Everybody knows that the sexiest woman in the world is Susan Boyle. Adriana Lima has got nothing on Susan, but let’s not talk glamour in a post about fug spawn. Marko Jaric shoved him man penis into Adriana Lima’s vagina and let the content of his testicules erupt releasing an avalanche of hot semen right into the woman’s womb. How’s Adriana Lima attractive now? Did you picture her with Marko Jaric’s sperm oozing out of her worn out vagina? There was so much semen deposited inside her womb that it forced its way through ass membranes and some even leaked out of her ass. That would have been a newly discovered phenomenon called “anal creampie without anal sex”. I’m sure Adriana Lima doesn’t take Marko Jaric’s cock in the ass. Plastic Barbie dolls don’t do anal. You need a real woman to experience real sex.

The sperm of Marko Jaric left panty creamer Adriana Lima pregnant. Basketball player Marko Jaric married Adriana Lima on this year’s Valentine’s Day. I’d laugh my ass off if the baby was born with silly pubestache like the one Marko Jaric is sporting under his crossed eyes.

Susan Boyle, the most amazing woman in the world has been on the Oprah Winfrey Show who asked her about a make-over and the fame that was bestowed upon her over night. The video from the show including full interview and a segment about Susan is below. It’s awesome how Oprah Winfrey’s team added subtitles to Susan’s speech. Obviously they were concerned that North American audiences would not understand her Scottish accent. I was in Scotland few years ago (Edinburgh is phenomenal in August for Fringe Festival) and having experienced it like that, I actually don’t find Susan Boyle all that bad. I actually can occasionally understand her.

So what did Susan Boyle tell Oprah Winfrey after she was asked if she enjoyed the fame that her performance at Britain’s Got Talent brought upon her? Susan Boyle said she loved it. She enjoys it, even though it’s rather overwhelming. Even her cat Pebbles gets fan mail. Despite all the popularity, Susan still keeps it down to Earth and didn’t go overboard with any of her statements on the Oprah Winfrey Show. She’s ready to take on other Britain’s Got Talent contestants many of whom she thinks are very talented (not sure if she was talking about Greg Pritchard).

Overall I think Susan Boyle kicks ass. As Simon Cowell (was on Oprah too) confirmed, Susan Boyle has the whole world behind her. And with over 100 million YouTube views that the video of her performance got, it is expected that the semi final of Britain’s Got Talent will be the most watched broadcast ever. You got my cheers, Susan Boyle. Even though I must say I find Oprah Winfrey extremely irritating. Is this what each of her shows look like? Cause she’s making me want to stab baby bunnies in the eyes.

Video of Susan Boyle on Oprah co hosted by Simon Cowell is below:

Rebecca Romijn has a weight loss secret to share. After losing almost 60 pounds without frequent visits to a fitness centre or any torturous cut downs on what you eat, the 36 year old actress sat down with Extra and told them all about her secret weight loss. Without further ado – it’s breastfeeding. Rebecca Romijn’s secret to losing 60 pounds is breastfeeding. Could it get any more disappointing? Especially if you’re a guy?

Rebecca Romijn gave birth to twins Dolly Rebecca Rose and Charlie Tamara Tulip on December 28, 2008. Needless to say, pregnancy and subsequent childbirth left the actress with a few extra pounds. Fast-forward 4 months ahead and what do you see – Rebecca Romijn with nearly all those pregnancy pounds and then some more shed (well, not quite yet). And they all went away by just sticking her nipples into the mouth of her twin daughters. I never thought life was fair, but why prove it to me in such a painful way. OK, so I’ll never be able to give birth and breastfeed naturally, even though I’ve heard of guys lactating, but I think I’d rather stay fat than walk around with milk dripping of my moobs.

Formerly known as Rebecca Romijn-Stamos (from her former marriage to John Stamos), she secured her spot on the stardom list after scoring the role of Mystique in X-Men, however she’s also famous for being Alexis Meade on Ugly Betty. Rebecca Romijn is married to actor Jerry O’Connell with whom she had the twins. She’s currently in Canada filming scenes for upcoming movie The Love Child. Huzzah to breastfeeding as simple means to lose weight.

Check out Rebecca Romijn in a striptease scene video from the movie Famme Fatale. It’s somewhat nsfw but not really. It’s obviously a striptease dance, but no explicit exposure. Sexy body, she’d make a great real life stripper:

Jojo Simmons, 19 year old sun of legendary rapped Joseph Simmons aka Reverend Run from Run DMC and a reality TV star (Run’s House) was busted on Wadsworth Ave in Washington Heights, New York when the cops caught him buying marijuana from street vendor. Jojo Simmons decided that it was not a good day to get arrested on marijuana possession charges and was having none of that cop crap. Idea took action and next thing you see – Jojo Simmons is fighting the cops to get away from getting busted. You can’t get away from cops. When was the last time you’ve heard of someone successfully avoiding the bust after having been caught red handed?

Instead of just facing marijuana possession charges, Jojo Simmons now faces multiple charges, including resisting arrest, attempted reckless endangerment, criminal use of drug paraphernalia and criminal possession of marijuana (criminal possession of marijuana? Is there also a non criminal possession of marijuana?).

TMZ reports that Jojo Simmons was inside his BMW rolling a joint when officers knocked on his window. Realizing he just got busted, Jojo floored his BMW in an attempt to escape. First he put the vehicle in reverse and rammed the parked car behind him. Unable to escape reversing, he then took off driving forward hitting another car on his way thus miserably failing his escape attempt. As if that weren’t enough, Jojo Simmons continued to fight the officers as he was being apprehended.