Music

Welcome to the regular broadcast of the worst music you have ever heard. Korean Megastar Rain is currently the biggest poop in all of Asia which makes me question Asian musical taste. Some say Rain is a Korean version of Justin Timberlake, but I never realized Justin Timberlake was actually famous. He put his peen in Britney Spears, but that’s about it, right? Korean Megastar Rain on the other hand is the most pooped after singer on entire Asian continent. At least that’s what I’m being told. Anyway – there are three things I know about this Korean Megastar Rain:

• He’s a biggest pop star in Asia
• He makes hands down the most painful piece of shit music you have ever heard (see video below for proof)
• He likes to book concerts and cash out up front even knowing he can’t show up cause he has already something else booked for that day

And that’s exactly what happened in Hawaii. Honolulu concert promoter who booked Rain is suing him for defrauding them of more than half million US dollars. Another concert promoter from Los Angeles is also looking to sue his ass for cancelling a concert half an hour before showtime. StarM, the promotion company behind this Korean Megastar Rain blamed all sorts of technical glitches for missed concerts, but Click Entertainment from Hawaii says that Rain and StarM knew they would not be able to perform at their gig because of the trademark lawsuit in Nevada which they had to attend to, but they booked the concert anyway.

Lawsuit has been filed and judge made decision – Korean Megastar Rain and his agency JYP Entertainment Co. breached the contract and are to pay the Honolulu promoter $8 million dollars in damages for cancelled concerts. The most awful video with absolutely paiful music featuring Korean Megastar Rain is below. The crap song is titled “I’m coming”. I could never come if crap music like that was on. I couldn’t even get a hard on. Could use it as vomit inducer though. Awful music!

Even though I’m not a Michael Jackson fan and never have been, I recognize his contributions to the music industry and humanity as general. His music did not speak to me, but it spoke and still does to millions upon millions. His death was a shock. It came out of the blue, without warning and without signs. May the King of Pop rest in peace (BTW, what we refer to as “pop” here in Canada is what our American friends refer to as “soda” but that’s not the point. We’re talking about a different type of pop). Above is the video of my favorite Michael Jackson song. Give In To Me was recorded with Slash, legendary Guns’n'Roses guitarist on guitar. RIP, Michael Jackson.

Susan Boyle stepped on the stage of Britain’s Got Talent for the second time to follow up on undisputed success her first performance delivered. Second round video shows Susan Boyle having shaky start missing several notes but she soon caught on and then it was stellar. Even though she stated that she was not nervous at all, she must have been. There was tremendous pressure on her shoulders after having become such a massive celebrity overnight. To absolutely nobody’s surprise, Susan Boyle won the semi finals. People clearly realized that despite the “cool cat” surface, there’s a lot of pressure underneath which affected the singing a little, and gave Susan Boyle their semi final vote.

I didn’t think the choice of song – Memory from musical Cats was very good. It’s an approved song that everybody knows which can be a good thing or a bad thing. In this case I think it was a bad thing. Her performance of I Dreamed a Dream had much bigger impact because it is not as well known a song, yet it’s equally powerful. I think Susan Boyle is too focused on being a Elaine Paige copycat and sings every song Elaine does. Susan needs to start being herself and forget about Elaine Paige. She can sweep her off the table with the back of her hand, but must start pacing her own way.

Be the judge yourself. Was the second round performance of Susan Boyle disappointing? Did you expect more? Yes, everyone thought Susan Boyle was perfect. She proved to us that she’s human just as everybody else is. Blackburn in Scotland is not second Vatican yet. But even through imperfections, Susan Boyle is an amazing singer and her semi finals singing is the proof of that. Albeit, not the beginning of it. Video is below:

Source (including image): Daily Mail UK

Are you ready to see the worst video of your life? Major American Idol failure by the name of Katrina Darrell who became known as the Bikini Girl after she auditioned for American idol in the bikini returned on the stage of American Idol to torture people’s eardrums some more, but this time she added another torturous element so not only your ears suffer, but also your eyes – fake tits. Ho must have got popular or something cause she decided to swap her boobs with a pair of nasty silicone bags. Not ever Ryan Seacrest was impressed with her fake tits. but then again – he’s just not impressed with tits in general. He dreams of cock. Katrina ‘Bikini Girl’ Darrell should have got her voice fixed instead of her tits cause that’s just as painful as it was before.

As Katrina ‘Bikini Girl’ Darrell started with her painful performance, she was joined on stage by American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi who kind of proved her point that she can sing better than Katrina Darrell. Kara even opened her robe at the end of performance to show her own bikini body which again – was hotter than Katrina Darrell’s. This was just not Katrina’s best day. She was humiliated beyond belief and hopefully sent back to where she belongs – a whore house.

The video of Katrina ‘Bikini Girl’ Darrell av Kara DioGuardi face off is below. I’m sure Mariah Carey whose song Vision of Love these two butchered is grasping a butcher knife watching this awfulness.

Jordin Sparks is a perfect proof that only truly awful singers ever win American Idol. Having won season 6 of the American Idol, Jordin Sparks was invited to perform on the popular singing contest by Fox Television and it was painful. Jordin Sparks was singing a song Battlefield which is a new song from her and I could not have listened to anything more irritating before going to bed. Not only is Battlefield musically worthless, the singing of Jordin Sparks that goes with it makes it torturous.

As announced by ever so gay Ryan Seacrest, Jordin Sparks was joined on stage by Ryan Tedder, the vocalist from OneRepublic who played piano for Battlefield. Ryan Tedder allegedly wrote and produced Battlefield so he’s just as guilty of creating awful music as Jordin Sparks for adding her irritating voice to it. Duh. Check out the video of the excruciating performance below:

Dave Gahan, the lead singer of Depeche Mode was rushed to the hospital in Athens, Greece forcing the band to cancel their show. According to the reports, 47 year old Dave Gahan was treated by a private clinic for “suspected gastroenteritis”.

20,000 Depeche Mode fans gather in the Terra Vibe park to see the band but were told by the organizer that the concert had to be cancelled because Dave Gahan fell ill.

Depeche Mode is currently on tour promoting their newly released album Sounds of the Universe. The Tour of the Universe has gigs lined up all the way till February 2010. There have been no indication whether Dave’s illness could result in further show cancellations. Hope he pulls through. I’ve been listening to Depeche mode since I was a young teenager. Strange Love is still one of my most favorite songs, even though most Depeche Mode fans don’t consider it anything special. It’s also a shame that I have never seen Depeche Mode live and I did check out their tour schedule but they only have two shows lined up in Canada, both on the East. That sucks! Anyway, I want to wish strength to Dave Gahan. Hope he pulls through and the band gets back on the road.

There seems to be a plethora of movies that have “I Love You” in the title. I have recently seen I Love You, Man and oddly enough, it was actually a good movie. I like simple comedies. The one in a trailer above is caller I Love You Beth Cooper. It’s a story about a nerd who publically proclaims his love for Beth Cooper during his graduation speech. Beth Cooper just happens to be the most popular girl in school. While he’s at his speech, he also insults bunch of jocks who then embark on the mission to bust his ass. I Love You Beth Cooper hits theaters on May 10, 2009.

American actor Jamie Foxx (real name Eric Marlon Bishop) was on American Idol last night to perform his song “Blame It”. I’m having hard time using term “song” with this bullshit. Seriously, it’s 21st century. I would have thought painful crap like that was illegal by now. Now only is it painful to listen to, I’d go as far as calling it vomit inducing. That “Blame It” bullshit must be the worst piece of crap I have head in last two decades. Ban that shit!

The video of that painful performance on American Idol is below. Ryan the gay Seacrest kept hugging and touching Jamie Foxx like he was in a gay porn movie. That guy is creepy and just about as painful as Blame It itself. What a way to spoil everybody’s Thursday. Don’t hate me, though. Hate the society for allowing shit artists to perform crappy music. Jamie Foxx should be outlawed and held responsible for fucking up mine and everybody else’s who watches this video day. Fuck that shit!

Homegirl Britney Spears is always under a watchful eye of ever present camera lenses and it somehow always backfires on her despite efforts to keep it otherwise. Latest wardrobe malfunction? Tampon string hanging out of her panties at the show in Anaheim. Well, I guess being a girl sucks once a month and kudos to Britney Spears for putting on the show despite her period. This should trigger an effort on behalf of tampon makers to start making tampons that would not embarrass the celebrities. They should call it “Britney Spears Tampon” – a tampon that won’t leave you embarrassed in front of thousands of people.

I still liked the My Pussy is Hanging Out mishap of Britney Spears better. Don’t get me wrong, I’d still motorboat Brit Brit on period anyway, she could even keep that tampon in. I’d actually even play with that string that extends past vagina, cause Britney Spears’ camel toe looks undeveloped, lacking properly grown labia.

Britney Spears tampon video is below. Keep an eye on that string dangling from her panties. Isn’t that hot. If i were there in Anaheim, I’d whip out my members and give it a fap while Brit swirls that tampon strong before my fact. Work it babe…

Ohio born rapper Charles Hamilton released a song titled Bud Dwyer and everyone is puzzled about who Bud Dwyer is. The song for those wo like rap is below. If you’d like to find out who Bud Dwyer – a person Charles Hamilton raps about…. read on:

To cut to the cheese – Bud Dwyer committed suicide live on national TV. The footage of his suicide is widely available and look rather graphic, especially since the cameraman who was recorded it zoomed in on dying Bud Dwyer and the video shows blood gushing out of his nostrils like a waterfall.

Bud Dwyer was a politician who was accused of bribery and was charged with agreeing to receive kickbacks. While Bud Dwyer repeatedly professed his innocence, he was found guilty and was facing up to 55 years in jail and a $300k fine. One day prior to his sentencing (January 22, 1987), Bud Dwyer called a press conference. The media gathered believing he was going to resign but instead he professed he was innocent again, pulled out a magnum revolver, put the barrel inside his mouth and pulled the trigger. All of this was recorded and live on TV. People of all ages, including little children watched this suicide live on TV.

Bud Dwyer loved his family and knew that if he resigned, he would go to jail and his family would be in debt. But since he never resigned, he remained government employee until he died (albeit by suicide). As such, his family got an insurance settlement that high ranking government employees with the type of pay check Bud Dwyer had would get. So instead of being $300k in debt, his family ended up with $1.2 Million settlement money. Bud Dwyer loved his family so much, he plotted this whole scheme and committed suicide live on TV in order to provide for his family. What a father.

If you are insane enough and would like to see the video of Bud Dwyer committing suicide, click on the link below, but be aware – it’s a graphic and upsetting footage many of you would find offensive:

Bud Dwyer Suicide Video

Don’t forget that the video below contains audio track of Charles Hamilton’s song titled Bud Dwyer. It’s not the Bud Dwyer death video. For that you must visit Best Gore.