Are you ready to see the worst video of your life? Major American Idol failure by the name of Katrina Darrell who became known as the Bikini Girl after she auditioned for American idol in the bikini returned on the stage of American Idol to torture people’s eardrums some more, but this time she added another torturous element so not only your ears suffer, but also your eyes – fake tits. Ho must have got popular or something cause she decided to swap her boobs with a pair of nasty silicone bags. Not ever Ryan Seacrest was impressed with her fake tits. but then again – he’s just not impressed with tits in general. He dreams of cock. Katrina ‘Bikini Girl’ Darrell should have got her voice fixed instead of her tits cause that’s just as painful as it was before.

As Katrina ‘Bikini Girl’ Darrell started with her painful performance, she was joined on stage by American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi who kind of proved her point that she can sing better than Katrina Darrell. Kara even opened her robe at the end of performance to show her own bikini body which again – was hotter than Katrina Darrell’s. This was just not Katrina’s best day. She was humiliated beyond belief and hopefully sent back to where she belongs – a whore house.

The video of Katrina ‘Bikini Girl’ Darrell av Kara DioGuardi face off is below. I’m sure Mariah Carey whose song Vision of Love these two butchered is grasping a butcher knife watching this awfulness.

Jordin Sparks is a perfect proof that only truly awful singers ever win American Idol. Having won season 6 of the American Idol, Jordin Sparks was invited to perform on the popular singing contest by Fox Television and it was painful. Jordin Sparks was singing a song Battlefield which is a new song from her and I could not have listened to anything more irritating before going to bed. Not only is Battlefield musically worthless, the singing of Jordin Sparks that goes with it makes it torturous.

As announced by ever so gay Ryan Seacrest, Jordin Sparks was joined on stage by Ryan Tedder, the vocalist from OneRepublic who played piano for Battlefield. Ryan Tedder allegedly wrote and produced Battlefield so he’s just as guilty of creating awful music as Jordin Sparks for adding her irritating voice to it. Duh. Check out the video of the excruciating performance below:

Dave Gahan, the lead singer of Depeche Mode was rushed to the hospital in Athens, Greece forcing the band to cancel their show. According to the reports, 47 year old Dave Gahan was treated by a private clinic for “suspected gastroenteritis”.

20,000 Depeche Mode fans gather in the Terra Vibe park to see the band but were told by the organizer that the concert had to be cancelled because Dave Gahan fell ill.

Depeche Mode is currently on tour promoting their newly released album Sounds of the Universe. The Tour of the Universe has gigs lined up all the way till February 2010. There have been no indication whether Dave’s illness could result in further show cancellations. Hope he pulls through. I’ve been listening to Depeche mode since I was a young teenager. Strange Love is still one of my most favorite songs, even though most Depeche Mode fans don’t consider it anything special. It’s also a shame that I have never seen Depeche Mode live and I did check out their tour schedule but they only have two shows lined up in Canada, both on the East. That sucks! Anyway, I want to wish strength to Dave Gahan. Hope he pulls through and the band gets back on the road.

There seems to be a plethora of movies that have “I Love You” in the title. I have recently seen I Love You, Man and oddly enough, it was actually a good movie. I like simple comedies. The one in a trailer above is caller I Love You Beth Cooper. It’s a story about a nerd who publically proclaims his love for Beth Cooper during his graduation speech. Beth Cooper just happens to be the most popular girl in school. While he’s at his speech, he also insults bunch of jocks who then embark on the mission to bust his ass. I Love You Beth Cooper hits theaters on May 10, 2009.

American actor Jamie Foxx (real name Eric Marlon Bishop) was on American Idol last night to perform his song “Blame It”. I’m having hard time using term “song” with this bullshit. Seriously, it’s 21st century. I would have thought painful crap like that was illegal by now. Now only is it painful to listen to, I’d go as far as calling it vomit inducing. That “Blame It” bullshit must be the worst piece of crap I have head in last two decades. Ban that shit!

The video of that painful performance on American Idol is below. Ryan the gay Seacrest kept hugging and touching Jamie Foxx like he was in a gay porn movie. That guy is creepy and just about as painful as Blame It itself. What a way to spoil everybody’s Thursday. Don’t hate me, though. Hate the society for allowing shit artists to perform crappy music. Jamie Foxx should be outlawed and held responsible for fucking up mine and everybody else’s who watches this video day. Fuck that shit!

Homegirl Britney Spears is always under a watchful eye of ever present camera lenses and it somehow always backfires on her despite efforts to keep it otherwise. Latest wardrobe malfunction? Tampon string hanging out of her panties at the show in Anaheim. Well, I guess being a girl sucks once a month and kudos to Britney Spears for putting on the show despite her period. This should trigger an effort on behalf of tampon makers to start making tampons that would not embarrass the celebrities. They should call it “Britney Spears Tampon” – a tampon that won’t leave you embarrassed in front of thousands of people.

I still liked the My Pussy is Hanging Out mishap of Britney Spears better. Don’t get me wrong, I’d still motorboat Brit Brit on period anyway, she could even keep that tampon in. I’d actually even play with that string that extends past vagina, cause Britney Spears’ camel toe looks undeveloped, lacking properly grown labia.

Britney Spears tampon video is below. Keep an eye on that string dangling from her panties. Isn’t that hot. If i were there in Anaheim, I’d whip out my members and give it a fap while Brit swirls that tampon strong before my fact. Work it babe…

Ohio born rapper Charles Hamilton released a song titled Bud Dwyer and everyone is puzzled about who Bud Dwyer is. The song for those wo like rap is below. If you’d like to find out who Bud Dwyer – a person Charles Hamilton raps about…. read on:

To cut to the cheese – Bud Dwyer committed suicide live on national TV. The footage of his suicide is widely available and look rather graphic, especially since the cameraman who was recorded it zoomed in on dying Bud Dwyer and the video shows blood gushing out of his nostrils like a waterfall.

Bud Dwyer was a politician who was accused of bribery and was charged with agreeing to receive kickbacks. While Bud Dwyer repeatedly professed his innocence, he was found guilty and was facing up to 55 years in jail and a $300k fine. One day prior to his sentencing (January 22, 1987), Bud Dwyer called a press conference. The media gathered believing he was going to resign but instead he professed he was innocent again, pulled out a magnum revolver, put the barrel inside his mouth and pulled the trigger. All of this was recorded and live on TV. People of all ages, including little children watched this suicide live on TV.

Bud Dwyer loved his family and knew that if he resigned, he would go to jail and his family would be in debt. But since he never resigned, he remained government employee until he died (albeit by suicide). As such, his family got an insurance settlement that high ranking government employees with the type of pay check Bud Dwyer had would get. So instead of being $300k in debt, his family ended up with $1.2 Million settlement money. Bud Dwyer loved his family so much, he plotted this whole scheme and committed suicide live on TV in order to provide for his family. What a father.

If you are insane enough and would like to see the video of Bud Dwyer committing suicide, click on the link below, but be aware – it’s a graphic and upsetting footage many of you would find offensive:

Bud Dwyer Suicide Video

Don’t forget that the video below contains audio track of Charles Hamilton’s song titled Bud Dwyer. It’s not the Bud Dwyer death video. For that you must visit Best Gore.

I’ll be honest with you, I’m a little bit uncertain about this American Idol performance of Adam Lambert. He was singing Tears for Fears song Mad World which happens to be one of my favorite songs and a song that incredibly fit Donnie Darko movie (Mad World was originally written by Tears for Fears but was re-recorded by Gary Jules and Michael Andrews for Donnie Darko). I’m torn because of two things – first of all, Adam Lambert is without doubt a good singer who has great control over his voice. However… at the same time – he butchered my favorite song. You can’t sing Donnie Darko’s Mad World and sound like gay slave who’s getting early morning prostate massage from his master. Adam Lambert should simply grow up and realize that he’s got a penis, which means he’s a boy, not a 12 year old girl. Girls pee from their bums. You Adam Lambert pee from your peepee. That’s why they effin call it a pee pee.

Still, Adam Lambert has got an erotic voice that can make any gay man cringe in his pants. Girls have a thing for gay singers too, I’m sure. Maybe they could share the vibrating anal plug with him. Or should I say – Adam Lambert could share his vibrating anal plug with the girls, cause it’s still up his ass spinning around since he put it up there before going on stage to sing Mad World. Great singing, Adam Lambert. You may be gayer than pink pony from Matel, but you’re a good singer. Even Simon Cowell gave you standing ovation. Maybe he wanted to try some of that anal plug you’re using.

Video of Adam Lambert singing Donnie Darko song Mad World by Tears for Fears is above. Hold your gay holes tight while you watch and don’t cream on your computer chairs. It’s gross.

Eminem is back. Yeah, shocking. I know punk’s not dead but hip-hop. It’s been dead the moment it got born. Eminem would be the only hip hop artist that’s actually bearable so let’s take a look at his first single from upcoming album Relapse – We Made You. Eminem’s lyrics are actually pretty awesome most of the time and after I’ve watched the video, I’ve decided to look into lyrics a little more closely as it features all favorite characters, like Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan and the most droolicious lesbian under the son – Samantha Ronson. The best part is that the celebrities are not only sang about, they are also impersonated and looking pretty believable.

Eminem’s new album Relapse will be available in store on May 19, 2009

We Made You Lyrics

by Eminem

Intro:
Guess who?
Did ya miss me?
Jessica Simpson, sing the chorus!

CHORUS:
When you walked through the door, it was clear to me, (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see, (who they came to see)
You’re a rock star, everybody wants you…
Player, who can really blame you
We’re the ones who made you!

Verse 1:
Back by popular demand,
Now pop a little Zantac or antacid if ya can
Ready to tackle any task that is at hand
How does it feel? Is it fantastic, is it grand?
Well look at all the massive masses in the stand
Shadyman no don’t massacre the fans
Damn, I think Kim Kardashian’s a man
She stomped him just cause he asked to put his hands
on the massive gluteus maximus again
Squeeze it, then squish it then pass it to her friend
Can he come back as nasty as he can?
Yes he can can, don’t ask me this again
He does not mean the lyrics to offend
Lindsay please come back to seein’ men
Samantha’s a 2 you’re practically a 10
I know ya want me girl in fact I see your grin

CHORUS:
When you walked through the door, it was clear to me, (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see, (who they came to see)
You’re a rock star (baby), everybody wants you…
Player, who can really blame you
We’re the ones who made you!

Verse 2:
The enforcer, look at the more women to torture
Walk up to the cutest girl and charlie horse her
Sorry Portia but what’s Ellen Degeneres have that I don’t?
Are you tellin me tenderness?
Well I can be gentle and as smooth as a gentlemen
Give me my Ventolin inhaler and two Xenadrine
And I’ll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
Nail her, maybe say hello to my little friend
Brit quit gettin wit K Fed, let’s cut off the middlemen
Forget him or ya gonna end up in the hospital again
And this time it won’t be for the Riddalin binge
Forget them other men girl pay them little attention
and little did I mention that Jennifer’s in
Love with me John Mayer so sit on the bench
Man I swear them other guys ya give em an inch
They take a mile they got style not bigger than Slim

CHORUS:
When you walked through the door, it was clear to me, (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see, (who they came to see)
You’re a rock star (baby), everybody wants you…
Player, who can really blame you
We’re the ones who made you!

Eminem:
and that’s why Lyla you never left with out
I know ya want me girl cuz I can see you checkin me out
and baby you know,
You know you want me too,
Don’t try to deny it baby I’m the only one for you

Verse 3:
Damn girl I’m beginning to sprout an alfa alfa
Why should I wash my filthy mouth out
Ya think that’s bad you should hear the rest of my album
Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia
Man Cass I don’t mean to mess wit ya gal but
Jessica Alba put her breasts on my mouth bro
Wowsers, I just made a mess in my trousers
And they wonder why I keep dressin’ like Elvis
Lord help us he’s back in his pink house shirt
Lookin like someone shrinked his outfit
I think he’s bout to flip just a car
Rest assure Superman’s here to rescue ya
Can ya blame me? you’re my Amy I’m your Blake
Matter of fact make me a birthday cake
With a saw-blade in it to make my jail break
Baby I think you just met your soul-mate
Now break it down girl!

CHORUS:
When you walked through the door, it was clear to me, (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see, (who they came to see)
You’re a rock star (baby), everybody wants you…
Player, who can really blame you
We’re the ones who made you!

Eminem:
So baby baby get down, down down
So baby baby get down, down down
Baby baby get down down down
Baby get down get down
(repeated)

Oh Amy! Rehab never looked so good!
I can’t wait, I’m going back
haha…..wooooh!
Dr. Dre! 2020!
Yeah!

Eminem – We Made You Video

Do you remember the second biggest controversy surrounding Britney Spears? Yes I’m talking about the If You Seek Amy aka FUCK ME sing. The mishap with her pussy hanging out tops it. First there only was the audio for If You Seek Amy but now we have the official video release and it’s available in High Definition. I have a beef with the If You Seek Amy Official Video – it looks pretty damn cheap. it just doesn’t have the spark and the production I’d expect from latest video release by Britney Spears. Did she cheap out and got herself an incompetent video production company to take care of such important video? I mean it is important – If You Seek Amy is currently the most talked about song by Britney Spears. Don’t screw over important songs, Brit. What’s the deal?

Yes, it seems like today is not only the Pi Day, it’s also the official Britney Spears appreciation day – at least here at Beer Steak Blog industries. And I even have nice things to say about her. Maybe I’ll luck out and get laid tonight. Karma should throw a cheap ho my way. I can feel it. I’ll unload one tonight. Damn… Where’s my camera. I should upload that hotness on here. It truly is a remarkable event. I hope I won’t pass out like the last time I ended up with two lesbians. Don’t ask, I’m still embarassed.

Britney Spears If You Seek Amy Official Video in High Definition is below: