Music

The Kids, the rock music band with Johnny Depp as one of members (Johnny Depp plays guitar) did a live show at Club Cinema in Pompano Beach, Florida. It was a benefit concert in memory of Sheila Witkin who was a major supporter of rock music throughout South Florida.

Last time Johnny Depp played with The Kids was in January 2007 and it was in the same venue, in the same town in Florida and for the same purpose – Sheila Witkin Memorial fundraiser. Now, one and a half year later, Johnny Depp reunited with The Kids to perform two more concerts to help with the fundraiser.

Johnny Depp was a guest guitarist during recording of Oasis song Fade In-Out and had recorded a solo album in the past. So yeah, Johnny Depp does have some musical experience – an overall well rounded artist. Congrats. Even though I’ve never heard any music by The Kids…

More pictures of Johnny Depp and his band The Kids performing at Sheila Witkin Memorial in Florida below. You can comment on each picture separately.

The Kids and Johnny Depp Image Credit: Wireimage, Getty, Film Magic, Splash

Kara who? Kara DioGuardi? Who the f%&k is she again? Or better yet – who the f%$k she was, cause we know who she is now. Kara DioGuardi is new American Idol judge. That’s right, Kara DioGuardi will spend the eight’s season of the American Idol (premieres in January 2009 on FOX) sitting on a judge stool right next to the likes of Paula Abdul and other creeps – Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson.

Kara DioGuardi Profile – What is she known for?

Kara DioGuardi is a singer and songwriter with quite a career, just nobody knows about her. At least not unless you listen to some of the gayest music. Look at the list of artists Kara DioGuardi collaborated with – Christina Aguilera, Kelly Clarkson, Gwen Stefani, Carlos Santana, Celine Dion, Faith Hill, Enrique Iglesias, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Clay Aiken, Jonas Brothers and more. They all could get together and film gay porn.

Kara DioGuardi also did two songs for “Cheetah Girls 3: One World” – movie soundtrack. The songs were titled “Cheetah Love” and “I’m the One”.

Cecile Frot-Coutaz, Producer of American Idol says they’ve wanted to have four judges straight from season one. I guess Paula Abdul’s gonna freak out now that she’s got competition. Congrats to Kara DioGuardi for joining the crazy team and becoming an American Idol Judge.

Big fucking deal – during Super Bowl 2004 a major situation occured that would enter the history as Janet Jackson Wardrobe Malfunction. Justin Timberlake joined his gayness with Janet Jackson on stage during Super Bowl half time break, and at the end of the song Rock Your Body, he grabbed at Janet Jackson’s tit, ripping her costume exposing her fugly, sagged boob that had golden plated covering over the nipple. Media went ape shit – wardrobe malfunction on live TV. Holy fucking demon on a broomstick!

Big controversy followed, media and their ability in providing decent coverage was questioned, every man and woman would have had something related to Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction pouring out of their ears. How decadent, how atrocious… shit the fuck up!

CBS – responsible for broadcasting the Superbowl and Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction was fined by the commission a fee of $550k, because of explicit, graphic, shocking, fleeting and pandering display involving saggy tit. According to the commission, the broadcaster (CBS Corp.) had violated “contemporary community standards.”

The fine of $550k is the largest in history against a TV broadcaster for indecency, but today, four years later, the judge dismissed the fine, ruling that FCC (Federal Communications Commission) acted “arbitrarily and capriciously” in fining CBS.

So no fine for CBS. Estimated 90 million viewers who saw the blasphemous Janet Jackson Wardrobe Malfunction can now put down their stakes. And if you haven’t seen the monstrosity, below is the original uncensored video of the deviance. The cherry on top is towards the end.

Heidi Montag release this new song titled One More Drink only one week after their previous release Fashion. I don’t like Heidi Montag’s music at all, but if you listen to One More Drink you’ll notice she’s just an incredible Britney Spears wannabe. Just listen to Britney Spears’ Break the Ice after you’ve listened to Heidi Montag’s One More Drink and you’ll get the idea where I’m coming from.

Not that she’s a good actor, cause her acting sucks donkey tails, but Heidi Montag should give up her singing career for sure, cause she definitely sucks at it. And didn’t she say some crap about wanting to produce a Christian album? One More Drink? Something doesn’t add up here. Her singing is horrendous anyway and she’s got overall no talent whatsoever. Her fashion line and her boyfriend are equally worthless. Heidi Montag is simply a wannabe.

Video of One More Drink by Heidi Montag is below:

The pictures above has the official mascots of the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games -Fuwa, and just as Olympic rings each come in its own color, so do Beibei, Jingjing, Huanhuan, Yingying and Nini. They are five little children symbolize friendship and represent four most popular Chinese animals (fish, panda, Tibetan antelope, and swallow) and one is a flame representing Olympic flame. You may notice that their names are made of repeated syllables. If you break those names each in half, you will get Bei Jing Huan Ying Ni which in Chinese means – Welcome to Beijing. Beautiful.

Below is the video of the official song for 2008 Olympic Games which is also titled Welcome to Beijing. The song features many popular and famous Chinese people. You may see Jackie Chan as well as reigning Miss World – Zi Lin Zhang

Following is the unofficial translation of song’s lyrics. It’s a beautiful song.

Welcome to Beijing – Official Song for 2008 Olympic Games – Lyrics

Another morning is here, and a breath of fresh air comes with it
We will be friends forever, sticking together lik fragrance of green tea
You will find my door open for you at all times, and I’ll be waiting for you with my arms open
You’ll get to know me much better once you hugged me, and I promise you will love it here

Please be my guest no matter whether you’re local or from abroad
You are here and you are a friend, and as a friend we welcome you
I want to grow green plants that I will plant in the soil
and will show you our legends so you leave with good memories

You are all my guests, both strangers and friends so please make yourself feel at home
There is always a lot to talk about even if we meet often

Welcome to Beijing, we will show you a place you haven’t yet seen
Charming of Beijing is full of life
Come to Beijing, we can breathe fresh air in the sunshine together
And we both will leave our mark in this yellow soil

My door will always be open and welcoming to the world
The days of the past are welcoming new day with a youthful smile
We are all friends, please come in and make yourself at home
I am waiting for you here with a smile on my face

Welcome to Beijing, may this music touch your soul
Let’s work together and go over and beyond
Welcome to Beijing, to have a dream is great
If you remain brave, the miracles will happen

Young Buck was kicked out of G-Unit and went crying to 50 Cent on the phone and 50 Cent showed some class and…. released the audio. Priceless.

So Young Buck calls up 50 Cent and cries his ass off telling him about problems with IRS and how confused he feels and begged to get his “job” with G-Unit back. It’s not certain when this “cry me a river” phone conversation took place, but it could have been before Young Buck flipped and yelled “Fuck G-Unit”.

I think 50 Cent is after Young Buck’s ass and when 50 Cent gets after someone’s ass… Well, remember how it went for Ya Rule?

The video of Young Buck’s Crying extravaganza audio is above.

The wait was well worth it. Reignite that fire of a 11 year old girl in you and indulge yourself into smooth flowing tunes of new single by hot boys from New Kids on the Block. Those five twinks just released a song titled Summertime and you guessed it – it’s got GAY written all over it with capital letters. Duh!

This is NKOTB first video in 73 years. I mean 10 years. Geeee, I swear it feels like eternity since their first big break with Step by Step. Summertime is of course made out to be a summer jingle with its Jamaican sounding creepy subtext and busty, bikini clad babes on the beach. And our five jokers keep doing their childish silhouette moves on the camera like they’re still 13. How embarrassing. Oh God, that’s Summertime for you.

This video is center of shit loads of controversy. Prince is a complete loon and should pull his funny head out of his ass. Back on April 26 of this year, Prince performed a cover of RadioHead song Creep at Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival. You all know Creep right? It’s that classic from Radiohead everybody thinks of as soon as you say Radiohead. Yeah… that’s the one.

Prince has been going loonie suing YouTube, Ebay and Pirate Bay over what he says is illegal use of his music. While general idea is fine, he’s going all bloody murder about it and making himself look like a complete imbecile. His live performance of Creep was recorded by fans at Coachella and video soon popped up on YouTube. Needless to say, he got all pissy and came all boo boo at YouTube so the videos were being removed, leaving a little notice that the video went poof due to copyright violation reported by Prince’s label NPG Records (he founded it in 1993).

The thing is, Creep is NOT his song. Creep is a song by Radiohead and Radiohead, as you may recall, were one of the pioneers of free music downloads over the internet – offering their latest album “In Rainbows” as digital download with optional pricing. NIN are very successful at it and Trent Reznor made $750 000 after allowing free downloads of his new album. Prince seems to be the only one who’s still 20 years backwards and doesn’t get it.

Radiohead came back at Prince telling him to unblock the Creep video because it was shot by fans and the song is theirs, hence he has no right to claim copyright over it. Watch the video below. So far there’ still this copy on YouTube and hasn’t been removed. Watch it if you give rat’s penis. If you were wandering, after all these years, Prince still looks gay.

Source: Billboard.com
Image: Splash

Wow, I had no idea Keira Knightley could sing this well. The make up is horrendous, but I guess you got to go with it if you want to portray the mood of World War II era. I expected all sorts of awful singing but not only was I terribly wrong, Keira Knightley is in fact a great singer and I’m still in awe.

This is the video clip from upcoming movie The Edge of Love where Keira plays character named Vera Philips, who’s the lover of Welsh poet named Dylan Thomas. The script for the movie was written by Keira’s mom Sharman Macdonald and is scheduled to hit the movie theater near you on June, 28 this year. The movie also stars Sienna Miller and Cillian Murphy.

The song in the video clip is titled “Blue Tahitian Moon” and Keira admitted she was terrified of the movie because she can’t sing. I’m not exactly sure what the heck she’s blabbering about, because I find her singing phenomenal. The singing is live – no lip syncing or other tricks. Keira Knightley used services of singing teacher to help her tweak the voice and gain confidence and I have to say it once more – it was well worth it.

Dear Jesus, what pathetic joke this is. I mean it. Scarlett Johansson should be banned from singing for eternity. This is the first time I’ve heard her sing and I don’t recall last time I’ve heard anyone suck so bad as a singer. She should stick with acting and forever forget about singing.

Falling Down is Scarlett’s latest music video and I don’t know what the producers and co musicians were singing. If you can play an instrument, you obviously understand music samewhat. They must have suffered during rehearsals and recording, but just squeezed their tight assholes and put up with it, because it’s the infamous Scarlett Johansson that’s singing. And as it goes with ass kissers, they’re just following her around and nobody has the guts to tell her that she can’t sing worth shit. OMG though.

It’s only good she still looks half decent, cause she sucks donkies as a singer.