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The Obama sect continues their mission of complete idiocy at an unprecedented pace. Michelle Obama, first lady of the USA and a wife of president Barack Obama broke royal protocol and hugged Her Majesty The Queen Elizabeth II during their visit in Buckingham Palace. What a bunch of n00bs? Everybody knows that you don’t touch the queen. Period. Not even if your name is Michelle Obama. Or should I say – especially if your name is Michelle Obama.

According to Buckingham Palace insiders, the type of back-packing that Michelle Obama pulled off at the queen has not been seen in 57 years. It is without doubt against royal protocol to touch the queen, unless the queen reaches out first. The Obamas need to get their act straight and start acting like sophisticated people for once. Effin n00bs.

Luckily for n00b Michelle Obama, Queen Elizabeth II is cool enough and won’t order her head to be offed. She actually didn’t seem to mind and never made a deal out of it. There are however certain protocols to follow when one gets an audience before the queen and not touching the queen certainly seems like an important one.

That being said – I wonder what it’s like being a queen. She can’t get touched… she must be longing for a random hug from a random stranger. That totally reminded me of one of the first major hit videos on YouTube in which the guy was giving away free hugs to a song by Sick Puppies. That guy should totally go to England and give Queen Elizabeth II a big hug. She must need one big time. Michelle Obama doesn’t count.

I can’t seem to get enough of Barack Obama’s failures. In all fairness though – can that guy be any more of a fail than he already is? The answer is simple – Yes, He Can! And he does. Barack Obama delivered yet another epic fail during his private ceremony with Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth II. This is what Queen Elizabeth II presented the Obamas with during the ceremony:

• Earliest known copy of Henry V by William Shakespeare
• Original sheet music of Amazing Grace by John Newton

The Obama daughters were presented with:

• Dollhouse sized replica of Windsor Castle with working train station
• Prize Shetland pony

Michelle Obama, Barack Obama’s wife was presented with:

• Ruby ring commissioned and worn by Queen Victoria herself!

Following is what Barack Obama and his family handed as gifts to the Queen Elizabeth II. The gifts were all within the Heathrow airport duty free shopping bag:

• Signed copy of Dreams of My Father book from the WH Smith shop at the airport
• Johnny Walker Scotch (black label)
• ABBA Greatest Hits CD (in shrink wrap with “2 for 1″ sticker on it)
• 10 packs of M&Ms with presidential seal on them

Upon receiving unsurpassed gifts, Queen Elizabeth II responded with “How delightful.” Got to love British charm. What can I say…. Barack Obama = Epic fail!

PS – have you checked the date lately? Either way, iPod is a dumb gift for anyone. Apple products just plain suck. Besides, queen already has one. Despite today being an April Fools Day, it changes nothing on the fact that Barack Obama is an epic fail.

Unless you’re super slow, I’m assuming that by now you understand that Barack Obama is the biggest joke of a president ever. He’s ridiculous, incompetent and just plain moronic. Furthermore – he’s the most incompetent speaker to ever walk this Earth. His worthless public speaking abilities prompted his own teleprompter to start its own blog and blog about his worthless user – President Barack Obama.

When Barack Obama’s Teleprompter goes out, the dude is lost. He has no idea what to talk about. He’s entirely dependent on his team of well paid linguists who work behind the scenes and tell him what to say. He either gets these messages on the teleprompter, or through miniature wireless receiver he has in his ear in case he speaks in a large hall where he can’t use a teleprompter. And what happens when there is a malfunction on any such device and he’s left on his own to speak without his well paid linguists tailoring sentences for him? Well, just check out the video below for the fail he performed when a teleprompter died on him mid town hall event in Bristol, VA. He circles around, looks at other teleprompters and they’re all out. Completely lost, this clueless idiot blabbers some incoherent bullshit that would make baby Jesus cry. And this person now has access to the big red button. Good job, America.

Anyway – needless to say, Barack Obama Teleprompter has had enough of the abuse and started bitching on the internet. Here’s the link to Barack Obama Teleprompter Blog, here’s where the teleprompter, without which Barack Obama is lost talks about his worthless user: http://baracksteleprompter.blogspot.com/

All aboard the fail-boat. Barack Obama, the man who put a whole new meaning to FAIL is at it again, this time more epic than ever after he’d thanked himself for throwing a St. Patrick’s Day party and inviting everyone over. The “Obama Thanks Himself FAIL has not concluded the fail-boat of last night’s party at the White House. Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen – one of the invited guests delivered an epic fail of his own. What happened?

After Barack Obama delivered his speech (it was a pre Obama thanking himself speech), Brian Cowen stepped on the podium to deliver his speech. few paragraphs into his main act, he realized his speech, which he was reading from the teleprompter, sounded awfully familiar. That was when he realized he was reading the same sentences that were previously read by Barack Obama. Fail after fail.

Brian Cowen then came to and realized he was reading Barack Obama speech, to which US president responded by reading Irish Prime Minister’s speech and thanked himself for inviting everyone over. What a party!

As Barack Obama thanks himself, I couldn’t help but notice – doesn’t he throw parties at the White House pretty much every day? That dude is a party animal, I swear. And media continues making news with his cock up their asses. Sure, if Obama thanks himself, that’s funny. But when he says that Guinness beer tastes better in Ireland becuase Irish keep the good stuff for themselves, somehow the media fail to disclose that Barack Obama has never visited Ireland. That guy is full of poop and fail. But he’s got his fellow ass-kissers who will not hesitate to worship him no matter what. Congrats to all the winners.

Photo source: foxnews.com

Maria Sergeyeva, that hot chick in the photo above is 24 year old and already taking the world by the storm. And if all goes as planned, she could easily turn into storm and shake hands with world’s most powerful people. Maria Sergeyeva came out of nowhere to become the poster girl for Russian prime minister Vladimir Putin. Her ambitions are high – she’s tipped to become Russian minister who aspires to lead Russia. It comes as no surprise she was named The Russian Sarah Palin be several western media outlets.

The success of Maria Sergeyeva was started by blogging – she reached out for Russian youth with pro-Kremplin and pro-Putin speeches on the internet, expanding the reach of her political idols. To boost the popularity of her blog, Maria Sergeyeva utilized her undeniable good looks. And she doesn’t mess around. In one of her speeches, she bluntly told immigrants to leave:

“Immigrants should work in places where Russians don’t want to, or they should go back home.”

Maria Sergeyeva however doesn’t stop there. When former chess champion Garry Kasparov criticized Vladimir Putin, Maria said he sold himself to American spies. She repeatedly appeals to Russian youth by posting attractive pictures of herself, saying that she only wears clothes that are made in Russia. She further appeals to Russians to follow her example and shun everyone who drives a foreign car.

Despite being hard core pro-Russia and anti-western-world, Maria Sergeyeva loves Margaret Thatcher and Winston Churchill because they are self made leaders. It must be said that only three years ago, Maria Sergeyeva was a big opponent of Vladimir Putin and supporter of Russia’s efforts to join the European Union. What happened that she turned around and became exact opposite is unclear. One of possible scenarios is that her potential was recognized by Vladimir Putin’s administration who hired her to be their poster girl and speak to the masses the message they want delivered. Maria Sergeyeva however vehemently denies these claims.

In regards t the photo posted above, Maria Sergeyeva described it like this:

I’m at a conference. Drunk – and after the banya [sauna]. It’s 3am. A plastic glass with champagne in one hand and single malt whisky, 12 years old, in the other. So I drink champagne after whisky. And wearing nothing but stockings and flag of Cuba. This is my way of finding adventures.

Maria Sergeyeva truly has potential. She speaks the language young people speak and talks to them in ways young people listen to. As such, she’s gonna have great success in politics. Current Russian leaders have already recognized her abilities and recognized the fact that the way she utilizes internet to pass on her message is an important way of propaganda that is not to be missed upon. That likely secures a well paved way through politics for this young woman. She will remain in the forefront in her home country of Russia. We may only hear from her when she posts some more provocative pictures of herself, and I’m sure there will be plenty. But as the time goes by, the name of Maria Sergeyeva will be making its way to the ears of more and more people around the world until one day… Quoting Maria Sergeyeva:

I don’t think Russia is ready for a female president. On the other hand, in 20 years’ time, when I am 44, this may change and it will be the right time for my presidency.

Watch out for this woman. She’s hot, she knows it and knows hot to use it to her advantage. She also knows what to say to get what she wants. These are powerful qualities that open many doors. She’s 24 year old and already had so many doors open, most of us will never even see from the outside. I’m sure we’ll hear a lot from Maria Sergeyeva in the future. Now if there was only a way to leak the Maria Sergeyeva and Vladimir Putin sex tape

Muntazer al-Zaidi (also known as Muntadar al-Zeidi) was sentenced to three years in jail for throwing shoes at George Bush. Muntazer al-Zaidi became a worldwide recognized superstar after his heroic deed as a Bush Shoe Thrower. He failed to hit George Bush in the head, he missed with ech of two shoes he threw, that’s probably why he got three years in jail. The blasphemy.

30 year old Muntazer al-Zaidi had pleaded guilty to assaulting George Bush at the Iraq Central Criminal Court on December 14, 2008. After the sentence was read, Muntazer al-Zaidi shouted: “Long live Iraq!” According to lawyer, the Baghdad judge showed leniency because of al-Zaidi’s age and no previous convictions. He was facing up to 15 years in prison. I think judge was under pressure from the US and delivered the three year in jail sentence to please American special interest groups that support George Bush. I mean comon – three years for throwing a shoe? Let’s get real. Iraq or not, judge was either bribed or forced to deliver a sentence.

It still changes nothing on the fact that Muntazer al-Zaidi stole 2008 for himself. He was the hero of the year. Hope he pulls through the following three years. Even though it’s likely a death sentence. He will be tortured and then murdered and never seen again.

Members of city council in Medina, Ohio met for a regular meeting to discuss important issues when an unknown culprit let out a loud fart. City council members tried hard to continue with their agenda, but as much as they were trying to stay serious, focused and on topic, continuing uncontrolled farts brought everyone into uncontrolled laughter. Medina, Ohio is gonna have some funny bylaws passed very soon. They may even legalize marijuana out of these fart meetings. I need to move to Medina. I’d even apply for city council position and attend meetings after a few puffs from a joint. I’d probably laugh so hard I’d start to fart uncontrollably myself.

There’s a video of the fart incident, but it’s really hard to pinpoint which city council member could not hold his farts. They sound pretty effin loud and greasy too. They probably didn’t stink much, but the sound is impressive. Never mind the balls for letting out a loudy like that at a public meeting. Medina in Ohio rocks!

I know it sounds too much like a fake and farts are edited in, but Fox8 claims it’s real! I hope it is real, it gave me much needed lulz.

EDIT: Upon further review (yes, I can’t get enough of farts), I came to conclusion that the farts were real, but they were not heard in the video. Since we don’t know which council member let those out, it’s obvious he/she didn’t have the microphone by their ass to deliver a lour ass munch that would be clearer than speech of people talking into the microphone. Everyone does laugh at real farts, but whoever posted the video on YouTube, added those loud fuckers there manually, cause the video just didn’t have the punch without it. Aren’t I a genius?

As US president Barack Obama ended ban on funding for human embryonic stem cell research earlier this morning, many ordinary people who don’t happen to be scientists are asking about the pros and cons of said stem cell research. So without further discussion on how impressive Barack Obama looked during the ceremony in the East Room of the White House when he was signing the document, let’s take a look at what everyone wants to know:

Introduction to Stem Cells

Whole big boo hoo around the stem cell research started in 1998 with two scientists who independently from each other successfully separated stem cells from human embryos. This was a big scientific break though which brought lots of hope for patients with certain conditions, such as diabetes or the Parkinson’s disease, but at the same time raised big eyebrows as it involved merciless killing of defenceless human beings while they are more vulnerable than ever.

What is stem cell research?

Stem cells are basic cells of a human organism which have predispositions to turn into any of 210 kinds of tissues the human body is made of. When an embryo is at its beginnings, the stem cells it consists of can virtually develop into any cell or tissue. Older embryos are partially developed, so their stem cells are only capable of developing into some of cells or tissues.

Even though very latest progress in stem cell research allows for more differentiated stem cells to get reverted into their original form allowing them to develop into a tissue they were not preprogrammed to turn into.

Stem Cell Research Pros:

Application of stem cell research could aid in curing debilitating diseases, such as Alzheimer’s, Parkinson’s, stroke, diabetes, bone diseases, spinal cord injuries, etc. It would also allow us to test pharmaceutical products directly on cells they are developed for – human cells, instead of on animals.

Stem Cell Research Cons:

While scientists generally agree that for as long as stem cells are derived from cels of volunteering adults, there are no ethical aspects involved. The ethical issues are brought up when stem cells are derived from embryos or aborted fetuses. The biggest con of stem cell research is that it’s anti human.

“Pro stem cell research” people argue that it is legally and morally justifiable to kill few in order to save many. Unlike stem cells from adults, the ones from embryos and aborted fetuses have much better predispositions to develop into different kinds of tissues.

“Pro life” people argue that stem cell research targets the most vulnerable of all human beings – embryos – who are destroyed in the process of extracting the stem cells out of their bodies for research. According to pro lifers, it is never acceptable to kill a human being, no matter the potential benefits. And since these embryos can’t defend themselves nor voice their opinions, we must. The argument is that they shouldn’t be easy victims of research just because they can’t fight for themselves.

Fact be told, similar type of research has been performed by Nazis in concentration camps or by Japanese scientists in Unit 731. And if killing for the greater good is justified, then why not kill terminally ill patients or inmates on death row?

This is a brief rundown of stem cell research pros and cons. By signing the document, Barack Obama today sealed the faith of potentially thousands of unborn children. He truly continues on his way to being the bloodiest president in the history of the world.

Can a politician get any more bad ass than Ron Paul? As a non American, I feel for my friends down south for having been forced to choose between two incompetent morans, while the only sincere and capable candidate was ousted long before he could have become a threat. Never the less, not all Americans are easily brainwashed, and I personally know many who went to polling stations and wrote the name Ron Paul on their voting cards, even though this name was not available. If Americans elected Ron Paul, even I would envy them, though there is little to envy otherwise.

What’s even more surprising, is that Ron Paul makes so much sense even the biggest Obama zealots, such as D.L. Hughley take their hats off in honor of the man. As a politician and an American, there is no doubt Ron Paul was the only viable option for Americans, but as such he was an adversary to people in the background, people who hold the strings. Not even now, as Obama’s real purpose becomes clearer do many Obama ass kissers realize (or dare to admit) that Barack Obama is nothing more than an extension to George Bush. He’s sponsored by the same people (BTW, the same people sponsored John McCain) and those are the people who want the things to remain the same. Enough about Barack Obama though.

D.L. Hughley, whose show will not be on CNN for much longer, had Ron Paul as his guest for an interview and talked politics back and forth. Ron Paul once again proved he’s a coherent speaker, but unlike Barack Obama he has a vision and ways to bring his vision to life. If major Obama ass-kisser like D.L. Hughley has nothing but good things to say about Ron Paul and is impressed over every single word he says, it sends clear signals that he is the man. I wonder if D.L. Hughley eventually realized that his vote for Barack Obama was a major mistake. I doubt it, he’s a public figure, for him to admit that he screwed up a big one by abusing his influence to brainwash people to vote for their doom would bring upon his own doom. He’s just gonna play oblivious and more important problems will take over so his mess ups will get forgotten. Well surprise Mr. D.L. Hughley, here’s a post to remind everyone forever that you have screwed up. It’s only a question of time before Americans realize what major mistake a vote for Barack Obama was. How are you gonna look them in the eye then?

Video interview with Ron Paul by D.L. Hughley is below:

This hilarious video demonstrates how pathetic some US soldiers who made it to Iraq are. One insecure US Marine got an ass itch and was looking for a gay lover to massage his prostate. Nobody wanted to show their dick into his hairball, he got pissed off and unleashed this verbal diarrhea on lined up Iraqi police. Moran completely went off on those Iraqi police like they gave a flying fuck about his insecurities. Dude, if you have asshole so hairy it rolls into hairballs before your eyes, nobody will want to massage your prostate. That’s just gross. Deal with it. Don’t take it on a bunch of scared dudes. So you showed them that you can scream and have issues. They went home and still think you have small dick. What did you gain?

Seriously, if I were Iraqi police and moran like that would show off in front of me with lame ass tirade like this, I’d support militia too. I’d want that stink ass doodle mouth fag out of my country too. I’d fucking become a suicide bomber just so i don’t have to listen to his moronic compensation for insecurities. These people did not ask you to come and invade their country. You may be pretending you’re saving Iraq, but you’re occupying it, plain and simple. So shut your filth hole motherfucker and go fuck your goat back home with the rest of your insecure buddies.