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Barack Obama is hands down the worst president not only of the US, but overall in the world ever. I hated George Bush with passion. He was pure fail boat, but it was common to make fun of the jack ass. Everywhere you looked, someone mocked George Bush in some way. George Bush, despite being complete moran, took it like a champ. Barack Obama is not like that. Barack Obama the Antichrist and his army of blind sheep apologists aren’t having any of that. If a cartoon is made, it is a cartoon. Obama apologists took New York Post cartoon by the comic strip artist Sean Delonas and plowed their filthy mouth back and forth until New York Post was forced to apologize. Apologize for what you pathetic morans? For Barack Obama being a complete fail? For Barack Obama being unable to take criticism? For Barack Obama seeking to see offenses against him where there may be none? You are all a failure, just as the president you have voted for.

New York Post apology, even though half assed, is still an apology and signals the end to political humor and satyre as we know it. Don’t you dare to say something negative in regards to Barack Obama, or you’ll be lynched. Much props to New York Post editor Col Allen who defended the cartoon. I understand the editorial team behind New York Posts so their apology makes sense. I have seen how vicious and short sighted Obama Worshippers get. These antichrist minions are not to be messed with hence it was either spologize, or we’re taking you to hell. New Your Post apologized – which is what smart people would do. Don’t want to get antichrist on your ass. His cock is big, such ass rape would hurt. Actually, maybe not.

New York Post Apology is below:

Wednesday’s Page Six cartoon – caricaturing Monday’s police shooting of a chimpanzee in Connecticut – has created considerable controversy.

It shows two police officers standing over the chimp’s body: “They’ll have to find someone else to write the next stimulus bill,” one officer says.

It was meant to mock an ineptly written federal stimulus bill.

Period.

But it has been taken as something else – as a depiction of President Obama, as a thinly veiled expression of racism.

This most certainly was not its intent; to those who were offended by the image, we apologize.

However, there are some in the media and in public life who have had differences with The Post in the past – and they see the incident as an opportunity for payback.

To them, no apology is due.

Sometimes a cartoon is just a cartoon – even as the opportunists seek to make it something else.

Despite neverending animosity of Obama asskissers, more and more people are coming out of the closet as fearless knights in shiny armor to speak out what they really think about Barack Obama the Antichrist.

Well, the above was completely unrelated, but anyway – NY Post comic strip artist Sean Delonas stirred some waters today with his latest creation. Sean Delonas took on the story of a monkey chimp from Connecticut (I could not write about it, I was upset over several things – first of all, monkey chimps don’t belong in Connecticut, they belong in jungle and presently also in the Oval Office of the White House, so not only has this poor monkey been removed from his natural habitat, he was also subsequntly shot dead because of some dumb whore who got in his path) and mixed it up with the stimulus package of US president Barack Obama. The outcome is the comic strip picture above. Sean Delonas is the shit! Well, I mean he is, unless you have no sense of humor or like to pull the racist card. Sad if you fall within either category.

Needless to say, more monkeys (and I’m referring to people with no sense of humor or people who pull racial card whether there is a reason or not – in no way referring to African Americans) spoke out loud against it. First and foremost – the all embarassing Rev. Al Sharpton let his mouth aloose calling the cartoon “troubling at best”. Video interview with Al Sharpton by CNN is below.

On the other hand, there were some who defended the cartoon. Specifically, the boss of Sean Delonas, NY Post editor Col Allan insisted that the cartoon is a clear parody of a current news event. I understand that NY Post editor had to step out and speak in favor of his dedicated employee, which I believe Sean Delonas, but what he should have done is completely ignore Al Sharpton. That guy is a joke and is only stirring waters to draw more attention on himself. Just ignore the fucker. He’s clueless and helpless. Focus more on poor monkey and why it was in Connecticut in the first place and why it got shot dead. People are pathetic. We as humans fail. Let me not even start on the fact that it was us humans who elected the antichrist to be the president of the nation with most nuclear weapons. Scary shit!

Well, I kind of figured it would be this big, Mr. Barack Obama, but thanks for filling us in. And trust me, I know what it feels like having clit for penis. This picture of Barack Obama revealing the size of his penis was taken at a Caterpillar plant in East Peoria, Illinois. Barack Obama formerly showed up to talk about creating new jobs after Caterpillar announced it would fire 20,000 of their employees. Among all the sweet talk regarding global recession and what not, Barack Obama used hand signals to hint onlookers regarding his penis size.

I’m not having any of that. We all know men exaggerate when it comes to showing how big their dicks are. By my calculations, man of presidential ranks would exaggerate the dick size twice fold. That would mean what – Barack Obama’s penis is half inch long? I’m assuming that’s erect. No man talks about his flaccid size. Everyone talks erect.

I guess he could always say that he’s got huge penis, but for a smaller body. Maybe the size of Verne Troyer. Unless Barack Obama was talking about the size of his horns that he gets hidden every day before he goes public. That would actually make more sense than penis. I don’t even know anymore. I don’t work for Caterpillar, I was not at that meeting. I can only guess what Mr. president was referring to. But I swear next time there is a picture of Michelle Obama showing the same size with her fingers, then we’ll know for sure how big a penis Barack Obama has.

Barack Obama pic by Scott Olson, Getty Images North America

Seriously, what are the chances of two subs colliding in the Atlantic Ocean? If there were a grand total of two cars in the entire world and you are the owner of one of them. What are the chances of you colliding with that other car that can be just about anywhere in the world? Plus consider this – the movement of cars is two dimensional. You can only go forward and backwards, or left and right. You can’t go up and down (not talking about hills). Nuclear submarines of British and French armies managed to collide in Atlantic. The space within Atlantic, the three dimensional space that’s available for these nuclear subs is massive. And they still managed to collide. I’m just as short for explanation as you are. Do you think it has anything to do with Brits driving on the left

I’d be embarrassed out of my socks if I managed to collide with another nuclear sub that’s in the ocean when I am. That reminds me of the line in Finding Nemo – “What? The ocean’s not big enough for you?” Apparently it’s not big enough for French and British sub army. Tug of war does not quite work when you operate a sub, so they tried to batter each other. Their radar operator should really attend another training… Perhaps they also should include a lesson on distinguishing friendly subs from whales.

Here’s what happened – HMS Vanguard, the nuclear sub of British army and Le Triomphant, the nuclear sub of French army collided with each other within Atlantic Ocean and sustained heavy damage. As per First Sea Lord Admiral Sir Jonathon Band, no injuries were reported as both subs were floating about at low speeds. Both British and French sides confirmed that no nuclear security issues will rise from this collision. Considering each of the subs carries several nuclear war heads, if the collision was stronger, we’d have an under water nuclear explosion which would have insane implications. I can’t even think of what would happen to the sea life and to people living on shores of both sides of the Atlantic. They say tsunamis are result of deep sea earthquakes. If several dozen nuclear warheads exploded, we’d see a tsunami of epic proportions. Someone should start explaining how is it possible that submarines carrying weapons of mass destruction collided in the middle of Atlantic Ocean – world’s second largest body of water.

HMS VANGUARD Nuclear Sub Stats:
Launched in 1992
One of four British submarines carrying Trident nuclear missiles
Displacement (submerged) 16,000 tones, 150m (492ft) long
Can carry 48 nuclear warheads on a maximum of 16 missiles
Full crew is 145, including 14 officers
Submerged speed of 25 knots

LE TRIOMPHANT Nuclear Sub Stats:
Launched in 1994
One of four French ballistic missile nuclear-powered subs
Displacement (submerged) 14,000 tones, 138m (452ft) long
Can carry 16 ballistic missiles with nuclear warheads
Full crew is 110, including 15 officers
Submerged speed over 25 knots

Source: BBC News

Pennsylvania Congressman Paul Kanjorski participated in an interview posted below and talked about conspiracy by US treasury and the Federal reserve that had intentions to hijack US economy. According Paul Kanjorski, the United States of America was 3 hours away from complete economical and political collapse that would bring forth martial law.

Paul Kanjorski says that in mid September of 2008, $550 billion was drawn out of money market accounts within a span of 2 hours. This, according to PA Congressman would have been the end of US economic and political system.

This whole thing kind of smells of illuminati bankers trying their best to collapse the world and secure the one government rule – their government – over the entire planet. Few wealthy families desire to hold the strings of every person alive, like we’re marionettes. Fact be told, most high rank US politicians are members of secret societies that meet to decide the fate of the world behind closed doors. I doubt their intentions are to help people who are down to go up and sacrifice some of their control over the world in the name of common good. We’re fucked, but not yet. They do have the power, but we still have the numbers. The revolution is now. It’s time to rise and fight. But seeing how many blindfolded Obama worshippers cast their vote for the Antichrist and still can’t get enough of brown nosing his salad, I have little faith. I guess I’ll just go with: we’re fucked.

It’s time for new revolution. Everyone should look into their souls and add two and two. It’s not that difficult. And do something about it – Join the Zeitgeist Movement! New World Order is real!

Video interview with PA Congressman Paul Kanjorski talking about how US and the world came within hours of complete collapse is below:

Gerald Celente is a trends forecaster and The Trends Research Institute CEO from the USA. In this video, Gerald Celente is interviewed by Marina Portnaya (she’s kind of hot) from Russia Today. The main topics of an interview are fragile US economy, bank bailouts and stimulus plans. Taking all that into account, Gerald Celente basically says that the panic 2008 will be followed by the collapse of 2009 – the worst economic collapse ever.

Gerald Celente begins his interview by stating that “We will see an economic collapse the likes of which the world has never seen before”. And that will affect the whole planet on a global scale, not just the US, suggests Gerald Celente. The sales during Christmas season of 2008 were down in various industries by 20 – 30% sometimes more. 2008 brought bankruptcies of many big corporations, such as Circuit City, big retail chains have closed down many locations (Home Depot, Starbucks, Macy’s, etc). This has vacated whole lot of retail space and Gerald Celente believes there will bo no one to rent that vacant business space.

The interview continues talking about job losses and an imminent depression of unknown proportions – worse than Great Depression. Gerald Celente states that consumption of anti depressants in America is higher than anywhere else in the world. He further predicts that there will be an increase in crime in the United States to the point that the U.S. will become worse than third word countries when it comes to crime – which is an accompaniment to the worst economic collapse ever.

Gerald Celente goes as far as suggesting there will be kidnappings happening and gets interrupted by Marina Portnaya who doesn’t believe any of it. She also brought up Barack Obama and “hope” he brings to people. Gerald Celente kind of just wiped it off under the table. He did not ditch Barack Obama himself, he just said that as new president, he will not be able to pull enough off to stop this economic collapse. Later into the interview he addresses Barack Obama’s pledge to pull out of Iraq as soon as he’s elected president. Now that he is the president, he put it off till 60 months later and he’s already planning to move more troops to Afghanistan. Plain and simple – Barack Obama has been full of shit right from the start and continues bullshitting everyone in exactly the same fashion.

A million dollar question was asked then – What would be the good jobs, to benefit from this crazy economic collapse. Gerald Celente spat out immediately without thinking – anything to do with health. That gave me an idea – start selling Acai Berry products. It seems to be the shit nowadays. People are gonna need magic potions, I can give it to them and become rich. And if not Acai Berry, then plain and simple – medical Marijuana.

Current events shape future trends – that was in interesting line. So yeah – according to Gerald Celente we are ahead of the worst economic collapse ever. Get ready!

Full video interview with Gerald Celente on Worst Economic Collapse Ever is below:

If you’re an American citizen of legal age who gave their vote to Barack Obama, there truly isn’t much more to add in regards to your mental power and intellect. Voting for your own destruction and be happy doing it is a sign of complete ownage as a human being. You have fail as human if you gave your vote to Barack Obama the Antichrist.

It doesn’t come as surprise seeing that Barack Obama fans are as retarded as the man they voted for. But the kid in the video above takes the cake. Yes he’s wearing Barack Obama t-shirt, but even without it – he’s got the sign of a complete loser all over his mug. You would never miss a retard in him if you were blind folded.

And this Obama fan goes waving his baseball hat to get a chance at last question that Barack Obama answers. Needless to say, his question matches intellectual level of Barack Obama voter and so does the answer he receives from the antichrist president he put in the office. What a fucking tool to say the least.

Remember Muntadar al-Zeidi – the baddest man of 2008? Muntadar al-Zeidi showed us all at the end of 2008 that he’s the shit by throwing his shoes at then president of the USA George Bush. Jackass missed his both shots, which only put him up on a baddest man of 2008 pedestal. Had he hit George Bush in the mug and gave him black eye, he’d definitely score a big one for the decade or a century. To commemorate the great deed of Muntadar al-Zeidi, orphanage in Tikrit, Iraq has erected a monument to a shoe thrown at George Bush.

The shoe monument actually resembles the shoe thrown at George Bush – it’s the same style shoe, just an oversized replica. It was put together by Iraqi sculptor Laith al-Amiri with assistance from orphans in Tikrit – children who became orphans as result of George Bush’s warring. The shoe monument is made of fiberglass and is coated with copper. The entire thing is 3.5 meters high, including concrete pedestal. Shoe itself is 2.5 meters long and 1.5 meters wide. The cost of making it was only $5000.

Muntadar al-Zeidi was arrested after his heroic deed and is now awaiting trial. He turned 30 earlier this month in jail. For curious minds – former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein who was executed by hanging was from Tikrit region.

Source: CNN

Bakhtawar Bhutto Zardari is a daughter of Former Pakistani Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto who was assassinated on December 27, 2007 in Pakistani town of Rawalpindi. One year after her mother’s assassination, Bakhtawar Bhutto Zardari released a hip hop song to pay tribute to her mom. The song is titled “I Would Take the Pain Away” and is quickly becoming a hit on YouTube.

Sean “Diddy” Combs, who met Bakhtawar Bhutto Zardari shortly before her mother was assassinated collaborated with her on the song. The video for “I Would Take the Pain Away” includes footage of Benazir Bhutto’s assassination, but is primarily focusing on her accomplishments as a high profile political figure and mother.

18 year old Bakhtawar Bhutto Zardari who is a university student in Edinburgh is not looking to make career in hip hop. “I Would Take the Pain Away” is simply meant to be an anniversary song to commemmorate her mother’s death. Asif Ali Zardari, father of Bakhtawar Bhutto has been the president of Pakistan since last September.

Bakhtawar Bhutto Zardari Anniversary Song for her Mother’s Assassination is in a video below

Bakhtawar Bhutto Zardari Photo credit: Associated Press (AP)

Behold! New Palin’s blood entered this world. Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston, kid of 18 year old Bristol Palin and her boyfriend Levi Johnston has been spawned upon this Earth. I’m having hard time deciding who gave stupider name to their kid. Whether Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz who named their kid Bronx Mowgli or whether Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston with that Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston shit. Sarah Palin must be proud. Sherry Johnston is probably even prouder.

Bristol Palin let her vagina fart out Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston in Palmer, Alaska yesterday. Everyone was silent about it, but then sister of Sarah Palin, that attention whore spilled the bean. She also said they’d named the son Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston. I know Bristol Palin was due any time, but who knows if that attention whore knows what she’s talking about…

Speaking of weird names – The Palins are notorious for naming their kids with all those bonus names – aside from Bristol they have Track, Willow, Piper and Trig. Now they can add Tripp to the collection. What a family!

Even though I hate kids with a passion, I’ll be polite and welcome Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston to planet Earth. Enjoy your stay, little one. You came out of Bristol Palin’s vagina. You were this close to being a vice president’s grand son. Now you’re just some Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston.