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Golfing sensation Tiger Woods has a son. Charlie Axel Woods was born on February 8, 2009 and both Tiger Woods and his gorgeous wife Elin Nordegren are delighted. Charlie Axel Woods is Tiger’s first son and a second baby, his daughter Sam Alexis Woods is now 19 months old.

The news of Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren expecting second baby has been around for a while and here he is. I’m sure we’ll have first pictures of Charlie Axel Woods soon. If he inherited golf skills of his father, then unsurpassed reign of The Woods as best golfers of all time will continue for another generation.

Tiger Woods is arguably the best golf player of all time and I doubt anyone could suggest otherwise. He met his wife Elin Nordegren in 2001. Elin was a Swedish model at the time and got introduced to Tiger Woods by his buddy, Swedish golfer Jesper Parnevik for whom Elin Nordegren worked as an au pair (yeah, that’s European for baby sitter). Tiger and Elin immediately clicked, got married had first child and now there’s Charlie Axel Woods – another baby and a son of the best golfer. What a happy family.

Hélio Gracie is regarded as founding father of today’s Brazilian Jiu Jitsu – one of powerful combat sport techniques frequently used in popular Mixed Martial Arts championships, such as UFC or Pride. Formerly known as Gracie Jiu-Jitsu after Hélio Gracie, Brazilian Jiu Jitsu focuses on fighting your opponent on the ground using choke holds and joint lock. Use of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu can allow a smaller person to defeat a stronger or bigger person.

Hélio Gracie was the only bearer of the 10th degree belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and aside from that, he was also a 6th dan in judo. Born on October 1, 1913 Hélio Gracie 95 year old. Today sad news hit the internet claiming that Hélio Gracie – Founder of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu passed away. I was not able to verify this information 100%, however greats like Hélio Gracie deserve recognition on pages of Beer Steak Blog and as fan of Mixed Martial Arts I would like to pay homage to one of the best fighters of the 20th century. If rumors are true, then I would just like to say RIP Hélio Gracie

Not sure how many of you are fans of mixed martial arts, but Affliction: Day of Reckoning fight which is scheduled for January 24, 2009 and takes place at the Honda Center in Anaheim, California will be the shit. Fedor Emelianenko will be taking on Andrei Arlovski and these both fighters are the best in MMA there is.

Fedor Emelianenko is without doubt the greatest MMA fighter to have ever walked this earth. He’s still undefeated, has never been knocked out and the only loss in his professional MMA career was because of the cut on his face. At the time the competition had the rules that if one fighter is bleeding, the fight is stopped and the opponent is declared winner (kind of stupid and they have changed it since). This basically means that Fedor Emelianenko has never actually lost the fight. Vast majority of his fight were won before the end either by KO, or by submission. Fedor Emelianenko is hands down the shit.

And then we have Andrei Arlovski who wants the heavy weight title for himself and is eager to make name for himself like no other. If Andrei Arlovski defeats Fedor Emelianenko he will be set for good. He will be remembered as the only fighter to have managed that and that will carve his name on to the proverbial MMA walk of fame for good. Andrei Arlovski is the beast and if anyone has any chance at defeating Fedor Emelianenko, it’s him. However, let’s rephrase this again – we’re talking about Fedor Emelianenko here, not just some other fighter.

One thing is for sure – while Andrei Arlovski possesses immense striking power, speed and endurance, he doesn’t have what Fedor Emelianenko has – super strong mental power. This fight is everything for him and that may make him nervous. Fedor Emelianenko doesn’t work like that. His massive mental strength will keep him relaxed and focused and that will be the end of Andrei Arlovski. It will be an interesting fight for sure.

Affliction: Day of Reckoning video is below.

Giselle Salandy is a female boxing champion from Trinidad and Tobago. If she punched me in the mug, I’d cry for three days.

Giselle Salandy was born in on January 25, 1987 in Siparia and started boxing when she was 11. I was serious when I said I’d cry for three days if she delivered a punch to my gut. Giselle had a successful boxing career going for her having won a total of eight international boxing titles, including the most prestigious female boxing championships, such as World Boxing Council (WBC), World Boxing Association (WBA) and Women’s International Boxing Association (WIBA).

Giselle Salandy defended her World Boxing Council title last Boxing Day against Yahaira Hernandez from Dominican Republic moving her win count up to 17. During her professional boxing career, Giselle Salandy lost a grand total of zero (none, not one) fight. She was in it for the winning and win she did. Each time.

Sadly, Giselle Salandy will remain undefeated forever, her professional boxing record unchanged. Following bad car crash earlier today on the Beetham Highway in Trinidad, Giselle Salandy sustained severe bodily trauma and that claimed the life of this 21 year old boxing sensation.

Reports from Trinidad and Tobago indicate that Giselle Salandy was driving to Port of Spain in a Toyota Yaris (tiny vehicle). There was another passenger in the car with her – Trinidad and Tobago female football player Tamar Watson. At around 7am on January 4, 2009 the vehicle crashed into a concrete post on a side of the road on the outskirts of Port of Spain. Giselle Salandy and Tamar Watson were rushed to the hospital, but despite all efforts of the medical team to revive the boxing champion, she succumbed to her injuries one and a half hour after the car crash. Tamar Watson is still undergoing surgery treatment.

RIP Giselle Salandy

Alexandra Stevenson is a hot American tennis player but she’s coming to light right now with something else – a reunion with her biological dad, famous basketball player Julius Erving after 27 years.

Before she gave birth to Alexandra Stevenson, her mother Samantha Stevenson hooked up with Julius Erving and the couple exchanged genital juices. Julius Erving unloaded full dose of sperm into her vagina making her pregnant but the two were not meant to be. Julius Erving was married to a different woman. He was black and famous and it if media found out that he knocked up a woman outside of his marriage, it wouldn’t help his career.

Samantha Stevenson, white girl who was a freelance writer kind of realized that her romantic fuckery was not gonna fly, but she let Julius Erving know that she was expecting a child and he was supposed to see her at the hospital. He never showed up, never cared to take a look at what he did, never gave a new born Alexandra Stevenson a kiss. Samantha moved on. She took Julius’ middle name and gave it to little Alexandra Stevenson as the only connection to her dad she had. Her full name is Alexandra Winfield Stevenson. Her birth certificate stated the name of the father clearly – Julius Winfield Erving II.

There was some additional drama happening in between, but if you fast forward 27 years later, Alexandra Stevenson is an accomplished Tennis Player and now that she’s a grown up and fuckable adult, her dad found his way back to her. How romantic. Hope he won’t fuck her. He’d make her pregnant. I wonder if he will feel fatherly connection with Alexandra Stevenson or will see her for what I see her – a hot ass that desires my cock. Except that I’m no famous basketball so I’m stuck with on line porn again.

ESPN will be airing special on this heart breaking story of Alexandra Stevenson and Julius Winfield reunion on Sunday December 21, at 9am. I won’t be watching it myself. I’d just jerk off to it anyway. You can also read the long, but well written story about it called Reaching Out by Tom Friend on ESPN website.

Alexandra Stevenson Pic Credit: Ezra Shaw/ALLSPORT

MMA Fighter Justin Levens and his wife Sarah McLean-Levens were found dead earlier today in their home in Luguna Niguel, Southern California in what looked like murder-suicide. Sheriff’s spokes bitches confirmed to the Associated Press that the department is investigating the case but so far all the clues lead them to believe that it was in fact a murder-suicide. That’s pretty fucked up if that’s the case.

Roids are evil, get it? It made Chris Benoit commit Murder-Suicide one and a half year ago in a highly publicized case and now it looks like another fighter (this time around a real fighter, not a wrestling joker) Justin Levens may have committed the same and took his wife Sarah McLean-Levens to the land of eternal win with him. Mother of Sarah McLean-Levens alarmed the police after she’d found the couple with gun shot wounds.

Justin Levens is a MMA veteran who known for his UFC (Ultimate Fighting Championship) and WEC (World Extreme Cagefighting) fights. He was scheduled for the first Affliction card earlier this year, but the event was postponed and Justin Levens was later found positive for Oxymorphone. He was suspended from professional fighting till Jan. 15, 2009.

Justin Levens was 28 year old (born in Philadelphia on April 18, 1980), his wife Sarah McLean-Levens was 25. Damn

Sondra Fortunato is the winner of internationally prestigious super title of Miss Football and a big fan of New York Giants. If we were talking about a guy, I’d imagine a complete loser driving a truck with plastic testicules hanging off his bumper, but we’re talking about a chick. This type of combo on a chick would kill my hard on even if I haven’t watched on line porn for two weeks (I could never last that long). Mind you, the likes of Sondra Fortunato likely have a dick.

Sondra Fortunato surely picked the right football team to cheer for – giants. Kind of matches the size of her boobs. Fucking gross. Back problems, anyone? Aside from her “Giant” tits, Sondra Fortunato is known among other fans of NY Giants for her skimpy outfits she wears when she goes to see a game of her team. Wait – are women equally retarded to go to a football game? WTF?

Sondra Fortunato attended another mother fucking boring football game (I know this statemnent is painfully obvious as there’s no such thing as exciting football game) last Sunday and Giant Stadium officials were not impressed. Obviously, all their brains have already shifted into those giant plastic testicules hung off their trucks. Sondra Fortunato was escorted from the stadium so lame prudes (anyone in any way associated with football is definitely lame and obviously also a prude) don’t have to watch her giant tits. Fuckers – that shit was the only exciting thing at the stadium. Or are they trying to imply that they’d actually watch the game? Nobody watches that boring shit, do they?

Sondra Fortunato thinks that some other bitch got jealous and reported her to the prudes who actually silently jacked off to her grossly oversized milk bags in changing rooms. Sondra was wearing Santa outfit, a tiara and fishnets over a bikini bottoms with high heels on her stinky feet. Some other skank who didn’t have tits big enough got offended and told the security Sondra’s outfit was offensive for kids who attended the game?

WTF, parents already use football games as punishments for naughty kids? Fuck, if my parents forced me to watch that shit, I’d think twice about stealing my dad’s Playboys anymore. I’d actually start studying for school and cleaning bathroom just so I don’t have to suffer through that football bullshit. I wonder what Sondra Fortunato does every day that her folks still punish her by making her attend football games. Fucking painful…

Some video of Sondra Fortunato shaking her tits at the game is below. Seriously, is that what Miss Football looks like?

Sondra Fortunato picture credit: missfootball.com

Painful video. Second round of a UFC fight between Corey Hill and Dale Hartt has just started, Corey Hill goes to deliver a lower body kick, Dale Hartt blocks t off with his chin breaking Corey Hill’s leg, sending him to the floor unable to fight back. He actually went down cause he lost balance after his broken leg showed no support. Really painful broken leg accident during this UFC fight.

To be honest, that broken leg just made the fight interesting. I would think UFC fighters have their bones as hard as a rock, but Corey Hill somehow failed to drink enough milk or something. I do feel sorry for him though. I watch UFC most of the time but I’m not obsessed with it. Hence I’ve never heard of Corey Hill as I have never heard of Dale Hartt. As such, I really felt sorry for the guy when his leg broke right during the fight. I’m assuming – unless you really don’t like the guy cause he previously defeated your favorite UFC fighter, you’d feel sorry for him too.

Broken legs is not exactly why I watch UFC or any other MMA fighting sport, but in this case the broken leg made for an interesting enough video for me to look it up and post about it. Poor Corey Hill, hope he recovers soon.

Corey Hill Breaks Leg pic credit: Fight! Magazine. Painful video is below. Watch at your own risk.

Hot ass US olympic swimmer Amanda Beard must have got a vagina itch that made her file a law suit against a tanning salon company ProSun for using her hot ass photoshopped body and name on their site without her inter vaginal consent. Amanda Beard said: “morons… you can’t put my pics on your site without greasing up my wallet. What are you newbs?” Actually, she didn’t say that. I’d made that up. I think she’s too hot to be this coherent.

According to tanning salon ProSun, the pics of Amanda Beard were taken at a charity event few years ago that was graced by the presence of her invaluable vagina. ProSun felt they had the right to use the pics and so they did.

Amanda Beard needs to quit whining and show her tits already.

The picture of Amanda Beard above is copyright FHM.

Hockey player Sean Avery (Dallas Stars) has made countless remarks that made NHL official cringe, but it looks like this time he stepped way overboard and NHL is pissed. TSN interviewed Sean Avery during a warm up skate in Calgary on Tuesday Sean made a remark aimed at his ex Elisha Cuthbert who is now dating Calgary Flames defenseman Dion Phaneuf:

I’m really happy to be back in Calgary, I love Canada. I just wanted to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don’t know what that’s about. But, enjoy the game tonight.

Sloppy seconds? Got to remember that one…

NHL has decided to suspend Sean Avery indefinitely shortly after his comments, pending a hearing with commissioner Gary Bettman. Dallas Stars owner Tom Hicks also endorsed the decision of the NHL to suspend Avery and said that “This organization will not tolerate such behavior, especially from a member of our hockey team. We hold our team to a higher standard and will continue to do so.”

I liked the “sloppy seconds” comment, but it seems as though the NHL couldn’t wait to get rid of Sean Avery. It really doesn’t seem like such a big deal, but worked fine for the men behind the scenes to ban his ass. No word on what her lame ass Elisha Cuthbert thinks of it. Her best bet is not to comment… do you think she can hold off, or will she come with more creative name for indefinitely suspended Sean Avery?

Sean Avery Photo by Bruce Bennett of Getty Images North America