Introducing Jay Barrymore - Emma Watson's Boyfriend

Introducing Jay Barrymore – Emma Watson’s Boyfriend

July 15th, 2009

Introducing Jay Barrymore – the luckiest bastard in all the world who gets to taste sweet vaginal juices of the single hottest girl in the world. Emma Watson is an incredible cutie and given that she’s no little Hermione Granger no more, but rather a grown up and legal young woman. Jay Barrymore has no idea what he’s getting. A single blowjob from Emma Watson and I can die a happy man. They’d have to drag me away with a bulldozer if I were to suck on her sweet… enough!

So Jay Barrymore is Emma Watson’s boyfriend and they’re moving in together. Let the orgies begin. Emma Watson owns a £3million house in London, UK so that’s got to be sweet. All is not lost though. When she was chatting on David Letterman, Emma Watson mentioned she was moving to the USA to go to the university. Maybe that’ll destroy her relationship with Jay Barrymore and since she’ll be much closer to me, I could get my shot and embracing the heavenly beast.

British Daily Mail reported that Emma Watson once said she would not go out with anyone famous. That’s great news for me. I’m only famous for being the worst blogger in the world. So far that gets me fanmail, but doesn’t get me laid. Maybe all I need is one British chick moving to the hood. Jay Barrymore ain’t famous either. He’s a financier and is 27 year old. If 27 year old average looking financier could make his way in Emma Watson’s pants, why would 34 year old below average looking piece of shit blogger not make it. I’m ready, Emma. Bring it on. But leave Jay Barrymore at home. He can do my finances in the meantime.

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15 Responses to “Introducing Jay Barrymore – Emma Watson’s Boyfriend”

fraser – July 25th, 2009 at 8:58 pm

Although I love Emma since 8 years ago(I’m 13 then), and feel very upset when I heard something about Jay Barrymore, I still give my best wishes to Emma.
All I want is her happiness.

You’d better get your dirty words and mind away from Emma.

pranjal singh – July 27th, 2009 at 5:06 am

you really are the worst blogger

pranjal singh – July 27th, 2009 at 5:08 am

emma is cute, I love her .but what the fuck is this using such words you dirty little bastard

nagsnrich – July 27th, 2009 at 9:31 pm

if i could bang her, my life would be complete

nagsnrich – July 27th, 2009 at 9:33 pm

btw, she’s going to brown (any ivy league)
i might just hang around all the bars around that area
u know she’s gonna hit em up sometime

Walnut – July 30th, 2009 at 8:31 am

Whoever wrote this article, as long as you talk about women this way you are never going to end up with one, and as for directing them at the most incredible person on the face of the earth, you should be ashamed of yourself. That goes for you too, “nagsnrich”…god what a stupid name…

belfast12 – August 23rd, 2009 at 11:52 pm

You Little Fucker.. Whats your deal like.. Sick Bastard..I want to punch you across the face.. Your Mother is gonna cry when she sees what I do to you.. until she reads this blog like.. And for this jay Barrymore guy.. Who does he think he is like? What is he 30 like? The fuck..

belfast12 – August 23rd, 2009 at 11:55 pm

And you are 34 like.. You Sick Wanker..

Angie – August 24th, 2009 at 1:07 am

LOL, sorry about your penis, belfast12

belfast12 – August 24th, 2009 at 2:35 am

Angie, my penis is perfectly fine like.. I just happen to respect women.. I’m not respecting this ignorant low life.. He can go and fuck himself.. I’m sure he is doing precisely that right now like.. Being the Wanker he is..

Onelove – August 25th, 2009 at 11:04 pm

The fact tat there is always people fighting via blogs and people with sick mind s as seen in here with no respect for people not just women is why humanity loses a bit everyday

belfast12 – August 28th, 2009 at 12:17 am

I feel you OneLove. My eyes are opened.. Seriously like.

Night Hawk – October 4th, 2009 at 11:09 pm

Just wait til I catch that motherfucker on the streets. I’m gonna Kimbo Slice his ass. We do it big in Texas. Then I’m gonna get with the beautiful Emma Watson.

syyy – November 20th, 2009 at 12:16 am

i will kill that son of bitch……mather…

syyy – November 20th, 2009 at 12:17 am

son of bitch……mather…suck your moms pussy…

Introducing Jay Barrymore – Emma Watson’s Boyfriend