Miley Cyrus is a Virgin! Ummm What? Purity Ring?

Thursday July, 17 2008 @ 2:46 pm
Miley Cyrus is a Virgin! Ummm What? Purity Ring?

Miley Cyrus is a Virgin! Ummm What? Purity Ring?

Miley Cyrus is so full of shit! She’s got it all confused and thinks we’re all dumb little whores, whereas it’s the other way around. Fox News published an article in which Miley Cyrus is cited saying that she wears a “purity ring as a testament to her virginity”. Ummm what? Seriously, Miley… What? Are you trying to tell me you’re a virgin? LMFAO :D

Miley, let’s get something straight here. If you’re a fucking virgin, then I’m actually funny. Hang on a sec, let me try this again. Miley Cyrus, if you’re a virgin, then Barack Obama will bring change.
Damn, that doesn’t work either. It’s just not my day, obviously. Actually, I got it. Technically she could still be a virgin. Taking double anal and leaving vaginal intercourse out still maintains your vaginal virginity, right. I take it all back, Miley Cyrus is a virgin. Nevermind hacked shower pics, they don’t necessarily mean she’s a slut, do they?

God that give me a headache. Miley, bring your virginity to me, I’ll fix you up. I’ll swap your purity ring with my man whore ring. I got one.

 

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15 Responses to 'Miley Cyrus is a Virgin! Ummm What? Purity Ring?'

  1. jada - June 8th, 2009 at 12:15 pm

    just because you take a fuckin picture like that does mean you had sex or anything else like that.
    hop off && let her continue you,that picture mite be a lil to much for a girl her age but that doesnt give you right to put what you did.
    get a life.

  2. Chelsea - July 13th, 2009 at 1:11 am

    who fucking cares.

  3. ASID - August 27th, 2009 at 11:38 am

    she probably fuks evry single day

  4. JoeA - September 5th, 2009 at 10:48 pm

    Chill out man. Don’t hate cause she’s successfull. Personally I think purity rings are fuckin stupid. But to each his/her own. Van Halen Rules!!

  5. jess - October 29th, 2009 at 7:10 pm

    youre disgusting, hateful and stupid. thats just about all i have to say for youm honestly. quit picking on this young girl that you dont know

  6. Chelsea - October 29th, 2009 at 8:20 pm

    uhmm excuse me? stop talking to me. Tell me how i am disgusting, hateful and stupid. I said “who cares” b/c its none of our business OKKK?? I think Miley doesn’t deserve all this bullshit.

  7. beau - November 20th, 2009 at 6:43 pm

    heey eveyone do you think miley is hot

  8. beau - November 20th, 2009 at 6:44 pm

    i love her color of her eyes do you

  9. nocomment - December 11th, 2009 at 7:31 am

    omfg guys miley and succesful ? ahahahah she says he is a superstar but she’s a fucking disney star … succesfull for 10 years old public maybe or less

  10. to:nocomment - December 14th, 2009 at 6:59 pm

    lol, your cool.. she will be a billionaire by the time she is twenty… and you don’t think she’s successful? are you retarded or something? she make millionssss a year.

  11. damn - January 21st, 2010 at 11:47 pm

    oh god
    big deal
    maybe she is a virgin maybe she isnt
    leave her alone
    why are ppl bothered if she is or not???? its not like u have a chance, her bfs are all hot

  12. jsnack - March 16th, 2010 at 6:54 am

    the writer of this blog is disgusting. just because she made some stupid, teenage mistakes does not mean she’s having sex. besides, even if she was, it’s not like it’s illegal. ..not to mention, what business is it of yours, you creep?

  13. kiki - April 7th, 2010 at 1:35 am

    seriously shes a lil skank i hate her she cant even sing and purity rings are stupid and im pretty sure if u take a pic like that you want something more than a hug…

  14. Kyla - June 2nd, 2010 at 9:12 pm

    No she’s too much of a slag to be a virgin , She’s probably just saying she’s a virgin so she can keep her job as Hannah and make a load of money! But really she’s just misleading young girls who try to copy her! She’s a damn little slut who needs to be brought down a notch!!! I really hate her! And if its none of our business she shouldn’t be famous then! ;D

  15. celeste - August 1st, 2010 at 8:55 pm

    If she’s a virgin then I’m the pope.
    Oh wait, I’m not the pope, uh-oh.

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