27 year old man identified as Nitinkumar Patel was arrested after several complaints from women came that he urinated on them at a bus stop in Journal Square, Jersey City. Law enforcement officials confirmed that at least 7 women complained that they have been urinated on in the last three months. Nitinkumar Patel was eventually caught in the act and arrested while urinating on a 16 year old girl.

According to the New Jersey Department of Corrections, Nitinkumar Patel spent 6 years in prison for aggravated assault convictions and was released in January 2009. Looks like it didn’t take him too long to get arrested again – only this time it’s for urinating on women. What the hell? But then again, without racial prejudice, after the video showed an image of said Nitinkumar Patel, I was no longer surprised. He looks like he came from India or Pakistan. In countries like that, it is normal for men to piss and shit in public. That’s why those countries look like public dump sites.

Further Reading:

• Wall of Death Ride by the Diamond Maruti Car Circus of India
• Haisong Jiang – Man Behind Newark Airport Shutdown
• Lindsay Lohan Documentary About Child Trafficking in India – BBC Trailer
• Brad Ferro Who Punched Snooki Gets Knocked Out in MMA Octagon (video)
• Bing Maps Adds 41TB of Aerial and Birds Eye Photography – Awesome

21 year old Alexandra of Kerrville, Texas is very competitive and let things really get to her so she got double owned on a catwalk of America’s Next Top Model. It was brilliant! When a biotch who thinks too much of herself falls on her mug promenading her fat ass before the people, the feeling of happiness soars in the sky like angels. But when the same biotch collects herself and thinks she can still pull it off, but gets subsequently owned by a swinging gong, you know the world is instantly becoming a better place. The only thing that could make it better is having said Alexandra come on camera in tears and say that she’s very competitive. This video made my day. The pictures of that gay guy in yellow suit who does those gay movements with his hands and says things like “Wow” and “She’s Mad” only make it so much better.

The swinging gong told Alexandra straight up what everyone was thinking – she doesn’t belong on America’s Next Top Model and needs to get off that catwalk cause she’s too fat and ugly. When in doubt, listen to the gong.

Further Reading:

• Barack Obama’s Another Epic Fail – Gift to the Queen Elizabeth II
• Christine Nguyen Sexy Model – Profile, Bio, Pics, Video
• Awesome Video by Final Placement
• Thomas Bruso Interview
• Old Man Owns Mouthy Black Thug Who Attacks Him on the Bus

King of empty words and utter bullshitry also known as Barack Obama agreed to an interview with Bret Baier from Fox News and as always, Barack Obama stayed true to his reputation of being able to speak a lot and not say a word worthy of goat crap.

Barack Obama is plain and simple lost without his teleprompter. He has never been a public speaker and never had an option worth a fart in the bathtub. All he does is parrot what he’s told through his teleprompter and when faced with real questions without his advisors telling him what to say, he’s back to his natural self of being a stuttering idiot.

When Bret Baier asked Barack Obama a direct question, the president responded by stating that he gets too many emails. Then as the interviewer insists on an answer, Barack Obama proceeded to make empty speeches and accused Bret Baier of interrupting him! WTF Barry? You idiot! How about you address the question instead of pulling out like a coward that you are accusing the asking party of interrupting you?

Oh I see. You have never in the past been able to say anything of substance so why now, right? You don’t answer the question so you are repeatedly asked it and then you accuse the interviewer of interrupting you. How intelligent of you. Wait – did I just use word “intelligence” in the same articles with Barack Obama? The doom is upon us!

Video of that Barack Obama tool being interviewed by Bret Baier of Fox News is below. This is not the whole interview but shows what the rest was all about. Barack Obama hasn’t answered one single question:

Further Reading:

• Barack Obama’s Lies to Date (with Video Proofs)
• Miley Cyrus Has a Tattoo Under Left Breast – See What Is Say (Bikini Pic)
• Barack Obama Bows to Japanese Emperor Akihito and Empress Michiko (photo)
• Jimmy Carter Racism Bullshit
• Rare Roxana Saberi Photos – Imprisoned in Iran

This is the recording of the 911 Emergency Call Corey Haim’s mother Judy Haim made after her son collapsed. The dispatcher who took the call definitely sounds very unwholesome and difficult to understand, which is also apparent from Judy Haim’s difficulties to make out what he was mumbling. She was clearly distressed over the collapse of her son but she made more sense than the 911 dispatcher himself.

The Corey Haim 911 Call was made on March 10, 2010 after the actor collapsed and was found not breathing, which is what Judy Haim told the operator. Given that 911 calls are often a matter of life and death, I’d imagine someone with more distinct speech pattern to give instructions to people on the other end of the line that could save lives. This dispatcher seemed so uninterested and uninvolved I’d be frustrated out of my mind if I had him on the phone and someone close to me dying in my arms.

Not only has the 911 dispatcher failed to comfort distressed Judy Haim, he failed to provide her with clear instructions on what she could do to potentially save him and eventually hung up on her cause he could not be bothered talking to her anymore. How idiotic is that? Who hired that guy to such important post that has no room for douchbags? Corey Haim 911 Call video is below:

Further Reading:

• Michael Jackson 911 Call and Demerol Injection Overdose
• Lost Boys 2: The Tribe – NEW Official Trailer!

When scientists from NASA dug a hole through the arctic ice to bury a video camera 600 feet (183 meters) below it, they didn’t expect to find any higher life forms in this place where no sun rays ever make it though. To their surprise, an Antarctic Shrimp known as Lyssianasid Amphipod came to check their camera out and even parked itself on a camera cable.

The discovery of the shrimp like Lyssianasid Amphipod as well as a jellyfish at the underbelly of the Antactic ice sheet opens new questions on where else could higher life forms be discovered. NASA ice scientists admit that they expected to find nothing more than certain types of microbes in a place where light never shines so what was Lyssianasid Amphipod doing there?

The 3 inch long Lyssianasid Amphipod is not a shrimp, just a distant relative that looks like one. Some scientists speculate that sub freezing, permanently dark waters below Antarctic ice sheet may not be the permanent dwelling of this Lyssianasid Amphipod, stating that the orange critter may have swam there from great distances.

The biggest puzzle remains – what does the Lyssianasid Amphipod feed on in this hostile environment. The reason why scientists didn’t expect to find nothing but microbes down there is that they are capable of feeding themselves on chemicals dissolved in ocean water, but higher life forms such as a shrimp or a jellyfish need more than that to survive.

The discovery of Lyssianasid Amphipod comes to show how little we know about the planet we tend to think we know everything about. If advanced life forms exist in these harsh conditions, could there be any on distant planets? Is Lyssianasid Amphipod just the beginning of it? Could there be much more to discover in human unchallenged waters deep below Antarctic ice?

Further Reading:

• Irukandji Jellyfish Stings Ben Southhall of Best Job in the World
• Jellyfish Facts
• Video of Playful Dolphins Kicking Jellyfish Around
• Video of Astronaut Heidemarie Stefanyshyn-Piper Losing Tool Bag in Space

When a random Japanese girl dresses up like Samara from The Ring and does nothing but stand in a hallway yet every person that passes by freaks the hell out, you know that The Ring was a good horror movie. This video looks like some form of a well executed Japanese prank which looks real by the reactions pulled by those people entering (those are genuine Japanese reactions) but it could be fake by the frequency at which people are entering. they seem rather distributed evenly as if someone was giving them cues to enter at a certain time, when previous person is already off the camera. Pretty funny either way.

That nut towards the end who has no sense of humor sort of spoils the video, but it’s amazing otherwise.

Further Reading:

• The Smallest Toilet Front to Back in the World PHOTOS
• Cop Out Movie Trailer
• Avatar is NOT The Best Selling Movie of All Time – Far From It
• Avatar Depression – New Condition You Experience After Seeing the Movie in 3D
• Japanese TV Commercial With Quentin Tarantino (video)

The Diamond Maruti Car Circus in Delhi, India performs one of their dangerous acts called the Wall of Death. The ride involves riding of the motorcycles and driving of the cars on a circular wall while your vehicle is in near horizontal position.

Further Reading:

• 27 Year Old Nitinkumar Patel Urinates on Women in Jersey City
• Lindsay Lohan Documentary About Child Trafficking in India – BBC Trailer
• Bing Maps Adds 41TB of Aerial and Birds Eye Photography – Awesome
• Hilarious Complaint Letter from Virgin Customer to Richard Branson
• Sandip Soparrkar – New Boyfriend of Britney Spears from India

This is one of the cutest video you have ever seen. Playful puppy wants to play and starts nibbling on cat’s ear. Feisty cat is having none of that and punched the puppy in the fact twice. Puppy attempts to continue playing but gets another punch. Then the puppy gives out a heartbreaking cry and the feisty cat knocks it out. So cute it’s unreal.

Further Reading:

• Kitty Dies after Point Blank Gun Shot to the Head
• Ginger Cats Do Have Souls
• Time-lapse Video of the Life Cats Have While You Are at Work
• Bitsy – World’s Smallest Cat at Only 1.5 Pounds (video)
• Ugly Bat Boy – What a Beautiful Kitty (pics)

The best song of the decade, also known as I’m on a Boat by Lonely Island featuring T-Pain has become so popular it’s been covered by a death metal band. Awesome. There’s nothing like quality deep shriek with heavy guitars. The “I’m on a Boat Death Metal Cover” was put together by guys from Columbus, Ohio who call themselves Goatmill. Face painted Evil Genius does T-Pain’s autotuner faggotry which I’m not sure I’m entirely fond of. I otherwise like the cover, but they should have brutalized the autotuner too. The flippy floppies make up for it though.

Further Reading:

• I’m On A Boat Music Video by The Lonely Island Featuring T-Pain
• Andrew Mizsak – 270 Pounds of a 28 Year Old Democrat from Parent’s Basement
• Who Is Bud Dwyer Charles Hamilton Raps About?
• Fate of John Demjanjuk aka Ivan the Terrible from Sobibor
• Uncontrolled Farts at City Council Meeting in Medina, Ohio (video)

Carlos Slim Helú, a Mexican guy who controls telecommunication industry in Mexico ranks are the world’s richest man for 2010 ousting Bill Gates and Warren Buffett. According to just published Forbes list of billionaires for 2010, net worth of Carlos Slim Helú is $53.5 Billion US, which half a billion more than Bill Gates’ worth who ranked second with the sum of $53 Billion US. Given billions upon billions of his own dollars that Bill Gates gives to charities every year through Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, Bill Gates remains the richest man in the world despite Carlos Slim banking in an additional $500 Million.

Mexico, as we all know is a war zone. One of the most dangerous places in the world, right up there with other super dangerous countries such as The Philippines, riddled with gang wars that try to outdo one another with brutality. There are more murders in Mexico each year, than in Iraq and Afghanistan combined and that’s where the rule of Carlos Slim Helú is set in. Whether he’s the world’s richest man on paper for 2010 or not, Bill Gates remains the real richest man in the world. But take a look at who else is in top ten richest men in the world – mining and energy tycoons from south Asia and South America. The full list of World’s Richest Men for 2010 as published by Forbes is below:

1. Carlos Slim: $53.5 billion, telecommunications
2. Bill Gates: $53 billion, founding software giant Microsoft
3. Warren Buffett: $47 billion, shrewd Berkshire Hathaway
4. Mukesh Ambani: $29 million, petrochemicals in India
5. Lakshmi Mittal: $28.7 million, steel giant ArcelorMittal
6. Lawrence Ellison: $28 billion, founding software firm Oracle
7. Bernard Arnault: $27.5 billion, luxury brands Louis Vuitton and others
8. Eike Batista: $27 billion, mining and oil in Latin America
9. Amancio Ortega: $25 billion, South America fashion firm Inditex
10. Karl Albrecht: $23.5 billion, grocery discount chain Aldi

Photo of 2010 World’s Richest Man Carlos Slim Helú of Mexico by Bloomberg News

Further Reading:

• Naica Crystal Cave in Mexico
• Philippines Mayon Volcano Eruption on Christmas 2009
• Massimo Tartaglia Punched Silvio Berlusconi in the Face, Blood All Over
• Copy of the Bill of Russian Billionaire Roman Abramovich from Nelly’s in New York ($47,000)
• Robert Redford Married Sibylle Szaggars (photo)