Actually, I don’t know for sure if they’re stoned out of their vaginas, but look at the pic.. That’s Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattison, the stars from a big ass chick flick movie Twilight during movies UK Premiere. Don’t they look like they’ve just spent the evening puffing on a doobie and rubbing vaginas together? I’m sure Robert Pattison has a vagina. That being said, I wouldn’t be surprised if Kristen Stewart had a penis. Kristen looks pretty hot stoned though.

Or maybe it’s my pot that clouds my sight so I see all hot bitches as stoned. Too many Cuban cigars I had in Cuba, the smoke still keeps me afloat. And I did go to see Twilight. I actually liked it. Even though I feel that if there is one more chick flick that I like, I should grow a vagina. Maybe Robert Pattison can lend me his. Unless Kristen Stewart rubbed the crap out of it so it’s all worn and overused.

Further Reading:

• Duck Penis is a True Unfolding Monster (video)
• Kristen Stewart from Twilight Knocked Up with Robert Pattinson’s Child
• First New Moon Set Pictures Just Leaked – Check Them Out
• Chris Weitz – New Director of Twilight Sequel: New Moon
• Travis Stork’s Naughty Penis Is Bumping Carrie Underwood’s Vagina