Beer Steak Bullshit

The speculations over John McCain’s Left Eye can be shut down now. As can be seen in the picture above, Senator John McCain has a massive scar on his left cheek that is the result of cancer operation from 2000. John McCain underwent melanoma surgery and this was not the only time surgeons had to make a big cut on his skin to remove cancer tumors.

It is not unusual to hear of people who have part of their face paralyzed after they had melanoma removed form their face. McCain’s Left Eye could easily be the result of the same. Giant cancer scar is a reminder of that.

Melanoma is a form of skin cancer can be fatal but when doctors went to check whether the one on John McCain’s temple has spread to a key lymph to determine if it could pose lethal threat, they found out it was not and was possible to be removed safely. John McCain was left scarred on the face, but alive and cancer free.

There are four stages of melanoma, with Melanoma Stage IV being the most advanced and most deadly. John McCain suffered from Melanoma Stage IIa. Survival rate for Stage IIa 10 years after the operation is at 65% but if there is no reoccurrence in first five years - which is the case of John McCain - the probability of reoccurrence in following five years drops to 14% and chance of death is down to 9%. John McCain had four follow up dermatologic check up since his Melanoma operation and they all came back negative. Stress tests show no signs of heart disease so he is considered by his doctors in overall good health. However these are reports form his doctors, not from an independent association.

The McCain left eye bullshit can now be put to rest, though. It was Melanoma. Not a pretty form of cancer - it likely affected McCain’s left eye and the way it appears smaller and lower - but he’s free from it now and wonky eye plus a big scar are the only reminders of it.

John McCain Scar Image Credit: Doug Mills/The New York Times

Christian Ude, Lord Mayor of Munich opened the Oktoberfest by hitting the first beer barrel open and screaming the traditional German phrase “O zapft is!” which translated into English means: “It’s tapped!” And tapped it is. Oktoberfest is the festival of beer. Lots of beer is consumed within two weeks of it being open. We’re talking millions of liters. Lots of pretty girls too.

Christian Ude took all together two strokes at the barrel and the spigot was pounded safely inside. As the Oktoberfest tradition has it, the very first mug of beer was banded over to Guenther Beckstein - Bavarian Governor. That first mug of beer is called Mass. As soon as Guenther Beckstein had his draught, a twelve gun salute signaled millions of attendees that Oktoberfest was officially open and everyone was welcome (and expected) to get their bloody mug filled up and have some beer for heaven’s sake. Cheers. This is to Oktoberfest 2008.

Christian Ude picture credit: Getty Images

I think this video creative by Diesel clothing company is hilarious. It’s hard core XXX charged, yet there are additional creative components added to it so as to make it non XXX. Intent and nature of the video commercial is undeniable, though. Well done, Diesel.

On the other hand, while the commercial itself is awesome, I don’t think it makes me want to run to the clothing store and pick up a pair of Diesel jeans. Great viral marketing, pathetic sales driver.

US presidential candidate and Republican nominee John McCain appears to have his left eye smaller and placed lower than his right eye. A video from yesterday in which John McCain addresses financial crisis in America shows the left eye situation clearly and many a speculation as to why John McCain’s Left Eye looks the way it does and why it droops. Some of those speculations are rather ludicrous.

Many Barack Obama worshippers speculate that McCain’s left eye is the result of a stroke and further speculations use it as the reason why John McCain decided to put his campaign on hold.

Other speculation, obviously from the Republican camp say that his left eye is affected as result of severe beating John McCain incurred as prisoner of war in Vietnam between 1967-1973.

In the video below, John McCain announces the suspension of his campaign. He talks about bad financial situation the USA is facing, describing what could happen if it’s not addressed immediately. He says there is no time to waste anymore, so he decided to suspend his campaign to return to Washington so he can address the issue. McCain asked to have Friday’s debate postponed so both parties can unite, set politics aside and address this crisis as Americans, not as Republican or Democrats. Wonky left eye has been getting droopy during the speech. You be your own judge.

The biggest festival of beer in the world - Oktoberfest 2008 was officially started on Saturday, September 20, 2008 and it is a kick ass party as it’s always been. And I’m not there. That’s just how I suck.

German’s Munich, the capital of Bavaria opened the gates of 14 massive beer tents where every major beer brand and brewing company sure has it’s booth. This is Munich’s 175th Oktoberfest festival and it will go on until October 5th. Oktoberfest is visited every year by more than 6 million people from all over the world, they’re all thirsty and drink over 7 million liters of beer. Some of them are also hungry and eat 600k friend chicken and even more Bavarian sausages. Such a great party. I’m definitely going next year. Oktoberfest 2009, here I come.

Oh, and the Bavarian girls above are saying hello with a lesbian kiss. Say hello back or else they’ll think you’re not drunk yet.

Big Oktoberfest 2008 picture gallery –> Oktoberfest Munich 2008 in pictures

Oktoberfest 2008 Bavarian Lesbian Kiss Picture credit: Getty Images

Jennifer Colli, former basketball player for SMU Mustangs is one pissed off lesbian. Trust me, pissed off lesbians are the worst. They scratch with big nails and it fucking hurts.

Jennifer Colli filed a lawsuit against SMU and head coach Rhonda Rompola accusing them of Anti-Lesbian Bias after her basketball scholarship was revoked following investigation into her sex life - Jennifer Colli was rubbing lesbian pussy juices with another chick from the team. That must have been quite the task. Imagine long legged basketball players trying to fit on the same bed with their extra long bodies to rub vaginas against each other.

Jennifer Colli now demands $2 million and $450 000 to cover for attorney fees - damn… lawyers are such rip off bastards. They charge the lesbian $450k in fees for a lawsuit? I mean… damn!

Jennifer Colli claims that during her meeting with head coach Rhonda Rompola which was held at the end of Jennifer’s freshman year, the focus was on her personal life and a relationship with another woman, rather than basketball itself. Rhonda Rompola allegedly told Jennifer Colli that she did not approve of vaginal rubbing with other players. That’s somewhat understandable. As a head coach, you wouldn’t want two of your players to drop to the floor in the middle of the game and start making out cause their vaginas got wet after they’ve passed the ball from one another.

Jennifer Colli no longer plays basketball. She decided to try her luck in modeling. What a waste. So she swapped her basketball career for stripping one? That’s where all models end up being. Especially if they’re looking to get into modeling at 21 years of age (which is how old Jennifer Colli). Those lesbian hormones messed up her brain, obviously.

Good luck to her with the lawsuit, though. She’s gonna need the cash otherwise she’ll end up throwing her bare vagina against the faces of some sleazy guys at a strip club in Oregon.

Jennifer Colli miniature image is from dallasnews.com

Duh… Are you in the mood for some big tittied, punch throwing angry chick with flat belly and biceps bigger than yours? I didn’t think so. Never the less, here’s Gina Carano, the ho known as Crush from American Gladiators. Gina will be stepping in the MMA octagon to fight against another big biceps ho - Kelly Kobald. Chick beating the fuck out of chick. The fight goes down on October 4th.

Gina Carano is 26 year old and says she doesn’t want to be the face of women’s MMA. She just wants to be… Gina Carano. LAME!

Gina Canaron picture credit: Maxim. For more Maxim pics, visit Gina Carano Pictures from Maxim

Oh, I know what you did there. Palin Syrah, an organically grown syrah (type of wine) from Chile is having beef with Republican VP Sarah Palin, blaming closeness of her name for drops in sales of their wine. Some wine bars seem unhappy too, claiming that Palin Syrah used to be their best selling wine, but it all changed with VP nomination of Sarah Palin.

What a bunch of whiny babies. I know what you did there, I know what you want. The wine maker and bars that stepped into the media turmoil regarding Palin Syrah are looking for free publicity. I got you all figured. You grabbed at the opportunity and looking to boost sales by means of free publicity.

And if there is any truth to claims that sales of Palin Syrah dropped just because a politician has a name that looks so similar, then I think I’m just gonna beat my head against the wall. Each time I think stupidity of human race has reached its highest potential, new horizons appears and the dumbness gets pushed even further. If you used to drink organic wine made in Chile called Palin Syrah, because it was of good quality and your taste buds appreciated it and you quit drinking it because a woman named Sarah Palin was chosen as running mate of John McCain - let me ask you… what are you a fucking idiot or something?

As for me, I feel tempted to giving Palin Syrah a try. Maybe I can make myself believe that it tastes like Sarah Palin’s cooch… damn. Gotta go get the door. Some men in black suits and sun glasses are banging on it…….

Somebody was bound to get voted off Dancing with the Stars 2008 and this time around it was Jeffrey Ross and Edyta Sliwinska. She sounds like she’s Polish or something. Not big loss.

Jeffrey Ross and Edyta Sliwinska were voted off Dancing with the Stars before they got a chance to do their quickstep. That kind of suck for Jeffrey Ross, cause dude practiced it hard core and didn’t even perform it. I’m not sad about Edyta Sliwinska and her elimination. She’s hot and all, but looks too plastic and full of herself. The loss of Jeffrey Ross is a bit sader, cause the guy is funny and brought good times to otherwise sucky program on ABC television.

Jeffrey Ross and Edyta Sliwinska video is below.

Brooke Burke owned Dancing with the Stars 7 last night. Scoring 23 out of 30, Brooke Burke is leading the dancing competition. I don’t normally watch Dancing with the Stars - it blows whale stiff cock, but Brooke Burke is a MILF with 4 kids and still so hot. Her well trained vagina must be capable of muscle contractions that would make me squirt out of my ears.

While Brooke Burke dominated kick off of the seventh season of the Dancing with the Stars, there were some other remarkable performances worth mention too. In particular Cloris Leachman, who only scored 16, but put her leg up on the judge’s table, kneeled in front of Len Goodman and graced the lap of Carrie Ann Inaba with her ass. Cloris Leachman is 82 year old

Below is the video of Brooke Burke Kicking Ass on Dancing with the Stars 7

Brooke Burke Image Credit: AP