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Jesse Ventura for president. Seriously, Jesse Ventura is one of few men who actually make sense in everything he says. He doesn’t fluff around, gets right to the core and cuts through without bullshitting. In this video interview by AlJazeera, Jesse Ventura talks about the politics, war, fascism in America, 9/11 and more.

Jesse Ventura was one of top wrestlers back in the day. He also stared alongside Arnold Schwarzenegger in predator as Sgt. Blain Cooper. He’s pretty much the most bad ass guy alive today.

From January 4, 1999 to January 6, 2003, Jesse Ventura was the Governor of Minnesota. He didn’t seek second term in the office despite gaining the highest approval rating of any governor in Minnesota history.

His political views are fascinating. Jesse Ventura says that the US is on the brink of fascism today and seriously questions that official story of 9/11 served to the people by the government. He says Republicans and Democrats pretend to be enemies in the eyes of the public, but behind the scenes they go hand in hand as good bodies cutting deals that best serve their personal interests.

Ultimately, Jesse Ventura says American needs to destroy two main political parties and start over. He says “war is the complete failure of politics.”

The awesomeness of Jesse Ventura can be viewed in the video below. The only downside is the incapable interviewer. He’s completely gay and would not let Jesse finish the sentence. He appears to be a Democratic puppet, based on when he stopped Jesse Ventura and when he opposed him. The dude was useless and probably had a vibrating bullet up his ass as he was interviewing. Jesse Venture is however completely awesome.

How could you not love Michelle Trachtenberg. She’s such a cutie. I first saw her in Europtrip, which I actually enjoyed. And her presence made it all so much better. She’s a hot chick.

Michelle Trachtenberg Biography

Michelle was born on October 11, 1985 in New York as Michelle Christine Trachtenberg. She’s 5′ 7″ which is just right height. Her biggest success as actress obviously is her role as Dawn Summers in Buffy the Vampire Slayer, but I’ve never watched that shit. I’m serious, I’ve never seen single episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. What is it about anyway?

I’m a bit fan of vampires and didn’t want to have my perception spoiled by some stupid TV series. I love Michelle Trachtenberg, I’d lick her toes every day, but don’t force me to watch some cheap ass shit that doesn’t portray vampires in real light. Eurotrip - a whole new story. Michelle Trachtenberg was ridiculously sexy in it and the movie delivered on its premise. I enjoyed that stupid shit.

Michelle Trachtenberg Filmography

I somehow managed to cover most important parts of Michelle Trachtenberg’s filmography in her bio, but she’s been in some other worthless movies as well. The movies include:

Against the Current
Kids in America
Dragonlance: Dragons of Autumn Twilight
The Hill
Black Christmas
Beautiful Ohio
Ice Princess
Can’t Be Heaven
Inspector Gadget

And she’s also in new Gossip Girl. Conclusion - Michelle Trachtenberg is fucking HOT! And if you didn’t know, Michelle Trachtenberg is jewish.

A female pedophile - you don’t get to see that one too often. Rachel Holt, a (now former) science teacher at Claymont Elementary School in Delaware’s New Castle County, is charged with raping a 13 year old boy.

Before you ask, yes, I am aware of the most famous of all hot teachers banging their younger students - Debra Lafave, yet I still find it fascinating how many female teachers like to polish underage boy’s penises.

Rachel Holt allegedly had sex 28 times with a 13 year old boy within a span of one week in late March, 2006. Boy’s father alerted the police seeing his son spend nights at Rachel Holt’s place. Seriously, this shit disturbs the fuck out of me. Why did shit like that never happen to me? I was a boy virgin till I was 18. How come there were no sex obsessed cougars who wanted to lick my hairless balls and right asshole when I was 13. I longed for wet vagina, but it was all so distant to me. And any fucker gets to enjoy the pleasures of it with their teacher… Damn. I’m disturbed!

The report says that Rachel Holt gained permission from boy’s dad for him to stay overnight - what the fuck was his dad thinking. He could have just asked straight up if she’d want him to join for a threesome too.

The police later learned that at one point there was another 12 year old boy involved in Rachel Holt’s pedophile rampage - he was only watching getting her anal cavity massaged by that other 13 year old. Rachel also served the kids booze.

36 year old Rachel L. Holt had pleaded guilty to second-degree rape and was sentenced by Superior Court Judge Calvin L. Scott to 10 years in jail. Damn, that’s a long ass sentence for some good ass sex.

See that hot piece of golfing ass in the pic above? That’s Anna Rawson - arguably the hottest athlete in the world. I know there’s no way any athlete is this hot and you’re right - Anna Rawson is in fact a model on golf tours. She’d probably beat my ass in golf, but I wouldn’t care anyway if I was to play her, I’d just get her to bend to rub that ball and grab the stick firmly in her hands then give it a stroke. Golf chicks must be hot fucking lay, no shit.

Anna Rawson took the whole awesomeness to a brand new level - she shared her cell phone number on a public blog so anyone can call her and tell her how sweet her ass looks. You’re probably just gonna get an answering machine, but Anna Rawson swears she’s the one who’ll be picking up the messages and she also says she’ll listen to them all. Great PR for a sweet but unknown ass. Models are a dime in a dozen, wanna make yourself stand out? Share your cell phone number publically. All sleazy stalkers are gonna droll and you get media attention no other model gets. Bitch’s got it all figured out.

I suspect we’ll hear the messages people will leave on her answering machine popping up all over the place. There are gonna be some hilarious offers to marry her, to have the best sex of her life, to help her teach some fucker golf or to exchange erotic pics. Seriously, I know… I’ve already left some. Bitch is gonna post the one where I masturbate while I pretend I talk to her. I’ll even get off to listening to myself whining on her phone. Anna Rawson, will you fucking marry me?

BTW, call her - 213-785-7675 – I don’t wanna be the only sleazy stalker! And remember, whoever can beat Dmitri and his priceless message in the video below gets to pop Anna Rawson’s cherry.

Anna Rawson image credit: GolfPunkOnline.com

Here’s a rare find - an actual 9/11 hero. His name is Rick Rescorla, a British soldier who moved to America, became a citizen and fought for his adopted country in Vietnam. He remained in service till 1990, after that he got into commercial banking. His company occupied 22 floors of the south tower of the World Trade Center.

When the planes hit, Rick Rescorla evacuated 2,700 people out of the skyscraper. When those were safe, he went back inside on another rescue mission as there were still thousands of people inside. This time he was entrapped as the tower collapsed ending his life.

Rick Rescorla is a true 9/11 hero. I tend to use word “hero” lightly as it gets attributed to people who have not done anything heroic to deserve being called one. Rick Rescorla did risk his life and at the end it cost him his life. Thanks to his doing, 2,700 people were saved from certain death. Many of those who died in crushing towers of 9/11 attacks are now referred to as “heroes”. It’s about time one of them was identified as an actual hero. His name is Rick Rescorla, may his soul rest in peace.

Picture above was shot by Peter Arnett and captures Rick Rescorla, who was a lieutenant during the war in Vietnam at the time. The image dates back to November 1965.

The name of Dr. Sneha Philip will be read at Ground Zero today, including her on the list of 9/11 victims. Her name was taken off the list 4 years ago when it was believed that she wasn’t killed, just disappeared into the unknown.

Sneha Philip vanished on September 10, 2001. Her image was recorded on a security video camera as she was buying lingerie and after that there’s a big nothing. In 2004, court ruled that her name be removed form the list of victims as it was impossible to say for sure whether she was a victim of the terror attacks or what exactly happened.

The family of Sneha Philip fought for years to get her name cleaned up and put her back on the list believing she died as she was helping with rescue missions. One of the reasons why she was taken off the list was her reputation as drug user and a whore. But it looks like court now decided to debunk these claims and call Sneha Philip a hero instead.

Ronald Lieberman, husband of Sneha Philip fought really hard to get his wife back on the list - somehow that’s not surprising as that would mean 9/11 compensation fund money for him. Her body was never found, he could have easy offed her by taking advantage of 9/11 mess and not only be rid of his wife who spent most of her night sleeping with somebody else, he’d also get paid by the government for it. Talk about smart fish… God knows what really happened, though. RIP to all the victims.

Sneha Philip Image credit: Maisel/News

Tarina Tarantino is known for her jewelry designs that bear pop culture spirit combined with contemporary segments. Based out of Los Angeles, California, Tarina Tarantino has built a strong brand of jewelry designs that are popular on an international scale. I wasn’t able to find out whether she does genital jewelry too. She needs to learn that shit. Some chicks have undeveloped labia and need to decorate it somehow. Tarina Tarantino could make a killing at it. Besides - Tarina Tarantino Genital Jewelry Designer has a good ring to it.

Some of Hollywoon A-List hos decorate themselves with jewelry from Tarina Tarantino. Miley Cyrus wears her jewelry, so does Paris Hilton, Avril Lavigne or Cameron Diaz. This type of clientele means a lot, of course so by now Tarina Tarantino has got her own boutiques in Los Angeles, New York, Milan, Osaka and planning a whole lot more. Talk about successful designer.

Check out her website to see what creations of one of the top jewelry designers from LA look like HERE.

PS - as far as I know, Tarina Tarantino is not related to Quentin Tarantino.

Tarina Tarantino Image Credit: Ed Kavishe, Fashion Wire Press

Natalie Cole, 58 year old American singer and actress suffers from Hepatitis C and believes her health problems are linked to her drug problem from ages ago. Natalie Cole has been drug free for decades, but her body still suffers as result of bad choices early in her career.

To control her Hepatitis C she been diagnosed with recently, Natalie Cole is undergoing radiation treatment which causes her hair to fall out in chunks. She said she was gonna go shave her hair bald since she’s losing it all anyway. Entertainment Tonight has learned chemo leaves Natalie Cole feeling exhausted which is unfortunate, as she just released new album called “Still Unforgettable” on Tuesday and won’t be able to promote it properly.

Natalie Cole confessed to Entertainment Tonight that she was doing heroin in the early 80’s. 25 year later, negative effects of it are killing her health. Remember kids, drugs are bad, m’kay?

Natalie Cole Image Credit: Mark Davis, Getty Images

Jessica Lee Rose is an actress from the Kiwi land of New Zealand. Her call to fame were vlogs (video blogs) she was posting on YouTube under the nick Lonelygirl15. Jessica Lee Rose pretended to be a 16 year old girl called Bree that vlogged about regular issues that address to teenagers. Her Lonelygirl15 YouTube account became one of the most subscribed to and many people ate what she was telling them. What they didn’t know, was that Lonelygirl15 vlogs were all pre-scripted and filmed by a few guys who were looking to make it the next big thing. It worked.

Investigative journalists from Los Angeles Times went to track down who that Lonelygirl15 - the biggest thing on the internet was and what they found out shocked millions. Bree was not a 16 year old girl, she was a 19 year old Jessica Lee Rose and her vlogs were not her personal experiences but nothing more than a work of fiction. This revelation brought Jessica Lee Rose international attention which eventually resulted in her scoring a film role in the crappiest movie of all time - I Know Who Killed Me, starred by Lindsay Lohan.

Jessica Lee Rose is now 21 year old and was offered a job similar to Lonelygirl15 one. Shes gonna film a series of 40 vlogs titled Sorority Forever. Sheltered by Warner Bros and MySpace, fans of Lonelygirl15 will be able to get some more of that hot piece.

That’s the profile of Jessica Lee Rose - a wannabe actress who became a web star.

Verne Troyer aka Mini-Me tried really hard to threaten everyone with a lawsuit to make sure his sex tape with Ranae Shrider doesn’t get published on the net but it seems his efforts eventually failed. Some overseas company got hold of Mini Me Sex Tape and it is now available for $9.95 on SexWithMinime.com.

Verne Troyer actually got a court order to block distribution of Mini-Me Sex Tape but that only covered the US. Adult News Network AVN reports that the website is owned by JBG Ltd. - a company registered in China. I don’t think Mini-Me is gonna have much luck pulling the sex tape down if the site is run out of China. He’d have to have very long reach to pull that one off. SexWithMinime.com is still up and features few stills from 50-minute sex tape.

I’m not paying to see this sex tape, but if someone dares to spend the cash to check out some midget porn, I’d love to see what it was like. Maybe I’ll get argued into checking it out. But by that time it will be available for free via some torrent bullshit. Anyone curious what MiniMe fucks like?