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Jordin Sparks is a perfect proof that only truly awful singers ever win American Idol. Having won season 6 of the American Idol, Jordin Sparks was invited to perform on the popular singing contest by Fox Television and it was painful. Jordin Sparks was singing a song Battlefield which is a new song from her and I could not have listened to anything more irritating before going to bed. Not only is Battlefield musically worthless, the singing of Jordin Sparks that goes with it makes it torturous.

As announced by ever so gay Ryan Seacrest, Jordin Sparks was joined on stage by Ryan Tedder, the vocalist from OneRepublic who played piano for Battlefield. Ryan Tedder allegedly wrote and produced Battlefield so he’s just as guilty of creating awful music as Jordin Sparks for adding her irritating voice to it. Duh. Check out the video of the excruciating performance below:

Dave Gahan, the lead singer of Depeche Mode was rushed to the hospital in Athens, Greece forcing the band to cancel their show. According to the reports, 47 year old Dave Gahan was treated by a private clinic for “suspected gastroenteritis”.

20,000 Depeche Mode fans gather in the Terra Vibe park to see the band but were told by the organizer that the concert had to be cancelled because Dave Gahan fell ill.

Depeche Mode is currently on tour promoting their newly released album Sounds of the Universe. The Tour of the Universe has gigs lined up all the way till February 2010. There have been no indication whether Dave’s illness could result in further show cancellations. Hope he pulls through. I’ve been listening to Depeche mode since I was a young teenager. Strange Love is still one of my most favorite songs, even though most Depeche Mode fans don’t consider it anything special. It’s also a shame that I have never seen Depeche Mode live and I did check out their tour schedule but they only have two shows lined up in Canada, both on the East. That sucks! Anyway, I want to wish strength to Dave Gahan. Hope he pulls through and the band gets back on the road.

LOLWUT? Miss California Carrie Prejean failed again. Blond with fake tits should think twice before they let their mouth adrift as it always results in self ownage. Carrie Prejean is a perfect example of said stupidity. She still rambles about God and back up her stance on gay marriage that cost her the Miss USA crown and may cost her the Miss California one too. To address the revealing photos that flooded the internet and her adamant stance on marriage with strong support of God, Carrie Prejean went on the James Dobson’s Focus on the Family radio talk show. When asked to address her answer regarding gay marriage by the host, who’s a 73 year old evangelical author, Carrie Prejean said:

I felt as though Satan was trying to tempt me in asking me this question. And then God was in my head and in my heart saying, ‘Do not compromise this. You need to stand up for me and you need to share with all these people… you need to witness to them and you need to show that you’re not willing to compromise that for this title of Miss USA.’ And I knew right here that it wasn’t about winning. It was about being true to my convictions.

The sequence of events here is awesome. Carrie Prejean poses for revealing photos topless (most likely also completely naked, we just haven’t seen those photos yet) and then when shit hits the fan and her gay marriage address backfires, she turns to God and blames Satan. Somehow in all this melee she forgot to think of God when she took her clothes off to show off her dirty body. Blond will remain blond. Does she really think we’re too dumb to see that? Carrie Prejean, dear… You talk about God in your head like you really mean it, but you back stab him with revealing photos of yourself. Where’s the logic?

21 year old Carrie Prejean claims the revealing photos that surfaced on the internet were taken shortly after she had turned 18. I have hard time believing that as the sideboob looks like it’s silicone enhanced already. I’m also just as sure she’s full of poop with her God talk. She’s only uses the name of God to make excuses for herself since everything else collapses around her. I don’t necessarily disagree with her stance on gay marriage and I think her answer was blown out of proportion, but making herself look like she’s a saint just because she failed is ridiculous. I’m sure she would forget all about God had she won Miss USA. She’s only using the name of God when it suits her, which just happens to be the case of right now.

Today is the day for Donald Trump to decide whether Carrie Prejean is going to lose the Miss California crown or not. The God of Miss California pageant has it in his hands now. Something’s telling me that he’s gonna strip her of crown. He paid for her fake tits and she didn’t win Miss USA. She basically worthless to him now and a proven waste of money. But on the other hand she has all the media focused on her, which makes her a cash cow. Donald Trump is a business man and everything he does, he does it because he sees dollar signs in it. In case of Carrie Prejean, there seem to be plenty of them attached to it. When was the last time any Miss California got this much media attention? Plus the revealing photos took it way further and now entire blogosphere jerks off to Carrie Prejean. Hard to say which way Donald Trump will swing. I think it will all depend on quality of Carrie Prejean’s blowjob.

Britain’s got it. Just when it seemed there could be no bigger surprise at Britain’s Got Talent than Susan Boyle an emo twink by the name of Greg Pritchard took the stage. The hair Greg Pritchard would make you want to cut yourself, but the real magic doesn’t start until he begins to sing Nessun Dorma. Yes, it’s the same Nessun Dorma that Paul Potts blew everyone away with. But wait until you hear the emo twink rendition of it by Greg Pritchard. It’s make your ass cheeks excrete with lube and sudden desire for man cock will invade your brain. You’ll be surrounded in all the colors of the rainbow and unicorns will pounce around as you rub your chest with your nail-polished fingers. Awww…

When Greg Pritchard talks, he sounds like your friendly neighborhood twink. Just a regular male homosexual who minds his own dildo in the ass. A guy who used to be laughed at at the high school by small dick losers in white baseball hats. Well, they laughed because they didn’t know what has only become clear now after his performance on Britain’s Got Talent. Greg Pritchard has a vagina. During his best emo years, he was cutting himself so badly, at one point he cut out his testicules. It tweaked his voice to sound like a 5′1″ 75 pound girl but he didn’t stop there. He kept carving on his genitals until he carved himself a vagina where his penis used to be. That gave him his angelic voice.

Without further ado, I bring you the queen of rainbow heaven – Greg Pritchard as seen on Britain’s Got Talent immortalizing Nessun Dorma. Male opera singing will never be the same again. It has been changed forever. Put name Greg Pritchard in all music books. Check out the mesmerizing video below:

Roxana Saberi is a Iranian born US journalist who spent last six years back in Iran where she worked as freelance journalist reporting for Fox News, the BBC and NPR (National Public Radio). 32 year old Roxana Saberi is a dual citizen with both Iranian and US passports. She was arrested on January 31 and was held in Evin Prison in Tehran, where many political prisoners are held. Charges? Roxana Saberi was accused of spying on Iran and passing documents and information to a hostile state (USA). This is a collection of rare photos of Roxana Saberi along with her story:

Roxana Saberi was born in Iran but grew up in Fargo, North Dakota. She won Miss North Dakota pageant and started to work on her career as a journalist. Six years ago she moved back to Iran and worked from there. Her press credentials were revoked and she was facing up to a life in prison.

When Roxana Saberi to call her father from prison, she told him she was arrested because she was buying an alcohol (bottle of wine) from someone on the street who then reported it to Iranian authorities. Since alcohol is illegal in Iran, Roxana Saberi was arrested and imprisoned.

On Monday, May 11, 2009 it was announced by Abdolsamad Khorramshahi – a lawyer representing Roxana Saberi that she was released from prison. She was originally sentenced to 8 years, but the appeal court of Iran reduced her sentence to 2 years suspended. In mid April Roxana Saberi launched a hunger strike but was forced to end it after hospitalization.

The case of Roxana Saberi even got before US president Barack Obama who appealed to Iranian authorities asking for her immediate release, calling her imprisonment unfounded, assuring Iran that there is no way she could have been involved in any form of espionage. She is free to leave Iran any time she wants now and according to her father Reza Saberi, they will be heading back to Fargo within next few days.

Next few days? If I were unfairly imprisoned, I’d shoot off with first available plane. What the hell do they feel like sticking around for few more day for? Another thing I could never understand – why is Roxana Saberi wearing that head scarf in all photos? She grew up in the USA, it’s a free country. She doesn’t have to follow that humiliating culture? Yet many women still choose to jump on the brainwash wagon and fall with it. I don’t get it. You live in a free country, embrace the freedom.

More photos of Roxana Saberi in the gallery below:

Roxana Saberi photos by Getty Images, Reuters

Rebecca Romijn has a weight loss secret to share. After losing almost 60 pounds without frequent visits to a fitness centre or any torturous cut downs on what you eat, the 36 year old actress sat down with Extra and told them all about her secret weight loss. Without further ado – it’s breastfeeding. Rebecca Romijn’s secret to losing 60 pounds is breastfeeding. Could it get any more disappointing? Especially if you’re a guy?

Rebecca Romijn gave birth to twins Dolly Rebecca Rose and Charlie Tamara Tulip on December 28, 2008. Needless to say, pregnancy and subsequent childbirth left the actress with a few extra pounds. Fast-forward 4 months ahead and what do you see – Rebecca Romijn with nearly all those pregnancy pounds and then some more shed (well, not quite yet). And they all went away by just sticking her nipples into the mouth of her twin daughters. I never thought life was fair, but why prove it to me in such a painful way. OK, so I’ll never be able to give birth and breastfeed naturally, even though I’ve heard of guys lactating, but I think I’d rather stay fat than walk around with milk dripping of my moobs.

Formerly known as Rebecca Romijn-Stamos (from her former marriage to John Stamos), she secured her spot on the stardom list after scoring the role of Mystique in X-Men, however she’s also famous for being Alexis Meade on Ugly Betty. Rebecca Romijn is married to actor Jerry O’Connell with whom she had the twins. She’s currently in Canada filming scenes for upcoming movie The Love Child. Huzzah to breastfeeding as simple means to lose weight.

Check out Rebecca Romijn in a striptease scene video from the movie Famme Fatale. It’s somewhat nsfw but not really. It’s obviously a striptease dance, but no explicit exposure. Sexy body, she’d make a great real life stripper:

Jojo Simmons, 19 year old sun of legendary rapped Joseph Simmons aka Reverend Run from Run DMC and a reality TV star (Run’s House) was busted on Wadsworth Ave in Washington Heights, New York when the cops caught him buying marijuana from street vendor. Jojo Simmons decided that it was not a good day to get arrested on marijuana possession charges and was having none of that cop crap. Idea took action and next thing you see – Jojo Simmons is fighting the cops to get away from getting busted. You can’t get away from cops. When was the last time you’ve heard of someone successfully avoiding the bust after having been caught red handed?

Instead of just facing marijuana possession charges, Jojo Simmons now faces multiple charges, including resisting arrest, attempted reckless endangerment, criminal use of drug paraphernalia and criminal possession of marijuana (criminal possession of marijuana? Is there also a non criminal possession of marijuana?).

TMZ reports that Jojo Simmons was inside his BMW rolling a joint when officers knocked on his window. Realizing he just got busted, Jojo floored his BMW in an attempt to escape. First he put the vehicle in reverse and rammed the parked car behind him. Unable to escape reversing, he then took off driving forward hitting another car on his way thus miserably failing his escape attempt. As if that weren’t enough, Jojo Simmons continued to fight the officers as he was being apprehended.

The White House announced today that the crown of the Statue of Liberty will reopen to the public this Independence Day – July 4, 2009. The Statue of Liberty’s crown was closed after the 9/11 attacks. At the time it was concluded that the spiral staircase leading to the crown is too narrow with low handrail which does not meet modern safety codes.

The delays in reopening were caused by the difficulties in finding the way to evacuate people quickly and efficiently in case of emergency. The base of the Statue of Liberty did not reopen until August 3, 2004. The torch of the Statue of Liberty has been closed since 1916 when it was damaged by a bomb.

Once the crown of the Statue of Liberty reopens, only up to 10 people will be allowed up there at the same time. If each stays for approximately 20 minutes (which is an average time people used to spend in the crown), 30 people will be let in per hour. That limits the number of visitors to only about 50,000 a year so the access will be chosen by the lottery.

It’s great to see the long overdue reopening of one of New York’s landmarks timed for the National Holiday. The view from the Statue of Liberty must be breathtaking. Even though many argue that the statue should never be open for public. The staircase to the top was not built for heavy public use. It was meant for occasional maintenance. And should a case of emergency (such as fire) occur, evacuating people from there would be excessively difficult and that could result in casualties. It’s a disaster in the making so both opponents and supporters of crown reopening have valid arguments.

So there are serious talks that Miss California USA Carrie Prejean could lose her crown over topless lingerie photos that surfaces on The Dirty earlier this week. Apparently The Dirty has really racy naked photos of Carrie Prejean, the admin just hasn’t shared them yet. It kind of makes me warm inside seeing how everything around Carrie Prejean is falling apart. Even though rule of thumb remains – whether it’s good publicity, or bad publicity, it’s always good publicity. Screw title of Miss California or Miss USA. Any of those titles mean shit and each of those hos who ever won them get lost in the oblivion as soon as the next ho gets the crown. Carrie Prejean and her grossly fugly fake tits gets more publicity that all other Miss winners combined. Ho should release a music album, write a book and cash in on all that commotion around her fat ass. Freaking newbs, do i have to teach them all the fundamentals?

Obvious morale of the story regarding possibly loss of crown is – don’t fuck with fags. Seriously, gay people propaganda can ruin your life. Gays are everywhere and are getting as obnoxious and in everyone’s face as Jews. You think if Carrie Prejean loses her crown it’s because of some racy lingerie photos? Thing again! Nobody gave a flyinf crap about her prior to her verbal flip off on Perez Hilton during Miss USA pageant. Paris Hilton deployed his gay ass against her and that cost her the crown there. Other ass pirates followed up and no-issue surrounding Carrie Prejean got overinflated to a point of no return. Topless lingerie photos of a nobody named Carrie Prejean would be just another material for the likes of me to jerk off to. But now that she on the hate list of all gays, these are not just any topless lingerie photos. They are topless lingerie photos of Miss California turned failed Miss USA Carrie Prejean and it’s used as an excuse for gay people to shove their fag dicks further up her ass. Hopefully her ass is real, cause those fake tits are horrendous.

BTW the bikini picture above appears to have been taken before Carrie Prejean had her fake boobs paid for by the Miss California pageant. People in California need to pull their heads out of Perez Hilton’s ass and realize that nobody gives a shit about big tits and fake crap in woman’s chest is just plain gross. Did they really think the only way for Carrie Prejean to win was if she had bigger tits? Of course they did, that’s why they paid for it. And Perez Hilton fucked that all up for them. Hahaha, priceless!

Connie Culp is America’s first patient to undergo full face transplant operation. She was shot in the face by her husband Thomas Culp four years ago. The gunshot blasted part of her face off leaving her with a gushing hole in the middle of her face. After she had lived with her deformed face for years, Connie Culp was given a face from a dead woman who agreed to donate part of her body.

Plastic surgeons from Cleveland Clinic took on the challenge of transplanting full face onto a woman – something that has not been done in this country before. And the results? Connie Culp is still a little stiff in her facial expressions, but she can talk, smell and taste again.

Connie Culp Story

Connie Culp was shot in the face by what was obviously a failed murder suicide. Her husband Thomas Culp took a shot at his wife and then turned a gun on himself. Both Connie Culp and the shooter survived. Thomas Culp was sent to jail for seven years.

The gunshot however deformed Connie Culp’s face to a point that kids would run away screaming in horror when she walked down the street. The bone structure of her face was severely damaged, she had no nose and the only way she could breathe was through tracheotomy. Her sense of smell was destroyed, as were her eating and drinking reflexes.

To deal with her deformed face, Connie Culp underwent several reconstructive surgeries but they delivered little results. But that all changed in December of 2008. Connie Culp went under the scalpel of plastic surgeons to receive a full face transplant. She got new facial skin, the whole bone structure underneath the skin, all facial nerves are new and so are facial muscles. Connie Culp also received new lower eyelids and palates.

The full facial reconstructive surgery of Connie Culp took 22 hours. 22 hours of hard work which resulted in successful face transplant. According to doctors, new facial nerves she got will slowly catch on and Connie will soon be able to show emotions. She’s already able to taste and smell again and can drink from the cup. Not to mention that she can breathe through her new nose and doesn’t need a hole in her throat anymore. But as Connie herself says, the biggest relief is that facial pain she was experiencing is almost gone.

After few months on her own, Connie Culp showed her face to the public. You can see the difference from the photos provided. It’s truly an achievement. Below is the video from the press conference with Connie Culp. It’s an inspiring video to watch and makes you appreciate what you have:

And a gallery of photos showing Connie Culp before and after the face transplant surgery.