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MTV’s 2008 VMA (Video Music Awards) started to look pretty boring, but luckily Pink came on the scene and saved the day with her wardrobe malfunction. She had a little nip slip, that’s almost unseeable and really boring, but that was the only exciting part at these VMAs. Seriously, what kind of music awards is it if there are no scandals attached to it. And there was nothing. I’m digging and digging and all I see is boring shit. Pink Wardrobe Malfunction was the best there is. You actually have to focus real hard to spot the nip slip and YouTube removed all better quality videos already so only crappy quality is available, but yeah - Pink Wardrobe Malfunction - Nip Slip At VMA video is the only little excitement besides Britney Spears mind-blowing opening speech.

This wardrobe malfunction will not make it as big as Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake one from 2004. There’s a little buzz about it, but it’ll be forgotten soon. Pink was singing her song “So What” from her upcoming album “Funhouse” and her boob with nipple came out of her loose dress as she was jumping up and down the stage like wounded donkey.

Video is below. Look for Pink Wardrobe Malfunction there somewhere. It’s pretty boring though.

Pink Wardrobe Malfunction Image Credit: Matt Sayles, AP Photo

Lindsay Lohan looks good. This must be the first time in my life I caught myself saying that, but she does. And the boobs… OMG, noice! I seriously never liked Lindsay Lohan, but these latest pics from New York Fashion Week are proving me that there is something to that chick. Boobs definitely look nice.

Got to love that pic above and how everybody keeps staring at her boobs. I’m not surprised and I would not expect anything less. Lindsay Lohan accentuated her cleavage and made her boobs stand out with the dress she’s wearing to the point that when you look at her, you see nothing but the boobs. You’d be like: “Wow, boobs… Oh shit, that’s Lindsay Lohan!”

While some people were full of MTV Awards, Lindsay Lohan, her lesbian girlfriend Samantha Ronson and her mom Anne Dexter Jones (that’s Sam Ronson’s mom, not Lindsay Lohan’s) took off for an all boobs ride to the Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2009 in New York.

Lindsay Lohan Boobs image credit: Pacific Coast News, WENN

Despite Britney Spears Gimme More MTV Awards 2007 Fiasco performance, Brit Brit was invited to bring on the opening speech at 2008 MTV Awards and mind-blowing opening speech it was. Britney Spears got everyone stunned with her touching words. Quoting Brit Brit:

“Thank you so much. Thank you for all the love. I’m here tonight to celebrate a very important birthday, the 25th anniversary of the VMAs. This is the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards and it starts right now.”

Isn’t that the most mind-blowing opening speech you have ever heard in your entire life? Like wow…

Below is the video of that memorable speech, but you either need to fast forward to get to the end or you’d have to be in the mood of watching the opening skit with Jonah Hill, the guy from Superbad. I could not stand that shit, I went right to the end cause that shit was painful. Britney Spears looked cute though.

So I intentionally avoided the whole VMA MTV Awards madness last night and decided to watch online porn again instead. It doesn’t look like I’ve missed much. Britney Spears and her opening speech must have been the highlight any way you spin it. Congrats to the winners though. This was the 25th anniversary of the MTV Awards. Good for them.

The pic of Britney Spears is from the VMA press conference. Video of her MTV Awards opening speech is below.

Britney Spears MTV Awards Image Credit: Splash News

Anna Paquin is a talented young ho and she’s Canadian, but this pic is a priceless Oscar Moment. She’s otherwise good looking, but this shit is scary.

Anna Paquin started her acting career at an early age in The Piano, a movie for which she got the Best Supporting Actress award. She was only 11 at the time. Now Anna Paquin is better know for her role as Rogue in X-Men trilogy.

The picture above is from the press conference for True Blood - new TV series about vampires staring Anna Paquin and looking at her big teeth, she truly was the best pick producers could have settled for. Congrats, it’s a true oscar moment

What kind of ownage is this? Bill Clinton, former US president goes to kiss his wife Hillary and get totally snubbed. Hillary completely turns around leaving Bill Clinton to kiss the air while her head is turned and then she kisses Barack Obama. Hillary totally snubber her husband Bill Clinton for Barack Obama. How retarded is that?

The video is just too damn funny. Not funny for Bill Clinton, but the way he got denied a kiss… That is such a FAIL.

Sharon Stone has crazy hard nipples. She’s a hot MILF like no other. 50 year old but easily hotter than most younger chicks. And let’s not forget the finest body part of this MILF - Sharon Stone Pussy Bulge. This bitch has crotch that looks like crotch of Ron Jeremy. I’d still hit that.

But let’s talk about Sharon Stone crazy hard nipples for a second. So casual, so candid and so hard. Damn, she must have been having sex over phone, her snatch was probably leaking wet with pussy juices and smelled of sex in miles radius. Horny dogs were gathering around to see which bitch is so horny she gives out this smell of love. Sharon Stone is the pinnacle of sex. I want to have sex with her before I die. Hope she won’t pull tae kwon do on my ass…

Tila Tequila, the embodiment of all things gross proved me once again why her booby are the ugliest masses of silicone under the Sun. Those things are bigger than her head. So fucking gross… Gah!

I’m sure there’s got to be restraining order for Tila Tequila and her booby restraining her from flying. You wouldn’t want those gross fake boobs to explode up in the air. She may be useful on a boat though. If you’re going to sink, just hang on to those inflatables and you’re saved.

Damn this bitch is ugly…

Have you ever been this drunk? This poor Russian must have consumed way too much Vodka and got so annihilated drunk he was unable to pick up his bag from the ground and within 4 minutes of this video, his epic mission to get home got him no more than 5 feet closer. He actually walked good two miles, he just never got anywhere. Hilarious video

Everybody seems so oblivious in Russia. Many people passed the drunk by and nobody attempted to help him. Maybe it’s because they have a drunk like that on every corner so they blend in and become standard part of architecture.

It also looks like it was filmed in the morning so people were on their way to work - everyone’s too busy to get to work so nobody cares about a drunk. It was raining too and he kept falling into the puddle - how awful and so hilariously funny.

The only downside I see is that it was recorded by a cell phone video hence it ended after about 4 minutes. I wonder how much longer did this drunk epic mission to get home continued for. Must have been great entertainment for the onlookers. But when the guy eventually sobers, he’s gonna think he got the shit beat out of him while he was drunk.

Caroline D’Amore, a chick that used to party with Paris Hilton before she went to jail decided to spend her Labor Day on the beach in Malibu. Nothing wrong with that, cause she put on sexy bikini and frolicked around so the paparazzi could take good pics of her. Caroline D’Amore is so hot. As a model and an actor… and a DJ (my friends from New York said she sucked major balls spinning) this chick sounds like a good lay. Let’s also not forget that she’s gonna inherit D’Amore’s Pizza Connection which was founded by her father and his wife.

And no, she’s not married. The douche that’s with her is a boyfriend Matthew Ross (not in the pics).

Full gallery of Caroline D’Amore bikini pics with bio and other information on the link below:

Caroline D’Amore - Pics, Bio, Height?

Caroline D’Amore Pics credit: Pacific Coast News

Levi Johnston, luckiest guy in whole of world has a name of his girlfriend Bristol tattooed on his ring finger. That’s devotion. Dude totally means it when he inserts his genitalia into Bristol’s holiest of holies. But then again, I’d get her name tattooed on my dick if I get to keep daughter of high profile politician. And I’m talking Sarah Polin, White House type of high profile, not some small town Alaska, population 8500 type of politician. I’d get Oval Office tattooed on my asshole just to keep Bristol Polin. Cause that’s when your whole life efforts start to pay off. Gold diggers with persistence and dedication reap their rewards sooner or later. I hope Levi Johnston understands that shit or else I’m gonna get “Bristol” tattooed on every bloody knuckle I have.

Oh, and WTF is John McCain thinking, hugging Bristol Polin when her dedicated, finger tattooed boyfriend Levi Johnston is around. Dude needs to get a clue. Wait a second…

As a non Americans I really don’t care who’s gonna become next US president, but I really enjoy Sarah Polin getting all the coverage. She’s such a hot MILF. We need more hot MILFs in the politics. Grumpy old men and sagged-boobs senile women don’t do it anymore. And nobody cares about young males. We need hot MILFs. That’s the only way to go. Sarah Polin for prez…