Ivana Trump needs to be awarded a medal of honor for her courageous deed aboard a plane. Instead, she was removed by the police. This simply proves that our society is completely effed up and we’re headed for the ruin. Ivana Trump is one of the few who were able to stand up for the right of us normal people to travel by plane in peace. This right is never honored aboard a plane because some mother effer has decided that kids should be allowed to fly. A kid on a plane is a disruptive passenger on a plane. Everyone who’s ever flown can attest to it. If there are kids on a plane, there are disruptive passengers on a plane. A kid on a plane is a terrorist on a plane. It’s a terrorist act when kids are allowed to destroy the flight. They never shut the eff up, never stop running up and down the aisles and their dumb parents don’t do shite about it. Each time I’m on a plane I have the urge to ask a flight attendant if they could let me use the axe so I can silence those disruptive passengers and make the flight enjoyable for all the rest of us aboard. Unfortunately, such brave deed is hard to pull through in today’s economy but that bothered Ivana Trump, who stood up and spoke up on behalf of all of us not. She’s a true hero. This is what happened:
Ivana Trump was boarding a plane from Palm Beach, Florida to New York. She had a first class seat and yet before the plane took off, the disruptive passengers aka kids started running down the aisles like rabid skunks on shrooms and screaming their filthy mouth off like the pieces of trash they are. Even though Ivana Trump was separated from them by being seated in the first class, kids on a plane are beyond annoying and it looked like this flight was gonna be yet another nightmare so on behalf of all passengers, Ivana Trump stood up and told those disruptive passengers to shut the f%$k up.
According to reports, Ivana Trump called the disruptive passengers “little fuckers” even after she was offered a different seat and a set of headphones by the flight attendant. What the hell was this flight attendant thinking? You don’t fight terror by backing off. You fight terror with terror. She should have offered Ivana Trump an axe to silence “little fuckers”. It would make her job easier too. Everyone would be happy.
Following up on Ivana Trump’s f-bombing, the captain of the Delta plane pulled the craft back to the terminal and the police came to escort Ivana Trump out of the plane. WTF seriously. How is the only passengers who stands up for the rights of passengers escorted out of the plane and the disruptive passengers are allowed to carry on disturbing the peace? Ban kid on planes. It should be illegal to take “little fuckers” aboard. If their plane transport is necessary, then they should be caged and thrown in luggage storage department. Let’s make a change, let’s end the age of tyranny and make flying enjoyable once more. Thank you Ivana Trump for standing up for our rights and speaking up on our behalf. The world is deeply indebted to you.
Let’s take a look at a few interesting jellyfish facts. Now, I know exactly what you’re thinking. You want to know why would I want to talk about jellyfish facts. To be honest, I’ve been really into this whole life below the surface of the sea lately and started working towards getting some scuba diving experience so I can get to know these sea creatures from up close and personal, in their own, native environment. Back to one of the most fascinating sea creatures, the jellyfish:
Jellyfish Fact #1: Jellyfish to Rule the Oceans
Because we the dumb humans keep overfishing the oceans, giant jellyfish such as the Echizen Jellyfish seen in picture above are taking over parts of the oceans, especially around South East Asia, The Gulf of Mexico, The Black Sea and The North Sea. Jellyfish strive because overfishing and climate change result in fewer fish in the seas giving more room to jellyfish to reproduce unhindered. It’s gotten far enough for researchers to believe that “jellyfish stable state”, a state in which jellyfish will rule the oceans is near.
Jellyfish Fact #2: Immortal Jellyfish
Yet another reason why numbers of jellyfish in the oceans seem to be growing rapidly as of late is the fact that certain species of jellyfish don’t have to die. Marine biologists discovered that Turritopsis Nutricula is the only animal known as hydrozoan, which means it can revert itself entirely to the state when it was young. This type of jellyfish somehow developed the ability to transdifferentiate. Transdifferentiation is the process of cell development in which the cell grows younger, not older. Scientists say that this jellyfish can repeat the process of transdifferentiation indefinitely which renders the creature potentially immortal. Observed Turritopsis Nutricula jellyfish, which are mere 5 millimetres long returned themselves repeatedly to a polyp state.
Jellyfish Fact #3: Jellyfish as Malaria and Dengue Fever Solution
While millions of dollars and years of research have been invested into a solution which could assist with desperate malaria and dengue fever infections situation in some parts of the world, so far there have been no help for endemic areas. Yet there is simple solution – white jellyfish love mosquito larvae. There is at least one biologists who sees that as a solution. Dr. Lisa Gershwin from Launceston in Australian Tasmania believes that Craspedacusta Sowerbyi, one of fresh water jellyfish which can strive in small bodies of water and loves mosquito larvae could easily turn into a natural mosquito eliminator. Since introduction of other mosquito predators, such as spiders or bats have not resulted in significant drop in mosquito infestations, perhaps attacking mosquito larvae with white jellyfish could yield better results.
Jellyfish Fact #4: Jellyfish Biology
Jellyfish Trivia: Did you know that jellyfish’s mouth and jellyfish’s anus are one and the same? It’s true. Jellyfish have one digestive cavity which serves the purpose of gullet, intestine and stomach all in one. What jellyfish eats goes in through the same opening as what jellyfish poops out. While jellyfish do have a mouth and an anus, they don’t have bones, brain or heart. 98% of jellyfish’s body is made of water. No wonder they near disappear when they are washed up on the shore.
More interestingly, jellyfish are radially symmetrical. That means if you could cut one jellyfish exactly in half, you would get two identical jellyfish halves.
Jellyfish Video
Check out this video by National Geographics (I love National Geographics) which will get you introduced to our #1 jellyfish fact – jellyfish invasion (warning – crazy Aussie accent in the video):
Echizen Jellyfish Photo Credit: YOMIURI SHIMBUN/AFP/Getty Images)
This male Panda calls a ZOO somewhere in China (I think) his home. His name is Tai Shan. One day Tai Shan was ready for his afternoon nap and started dozing off. And just as he was falling asleep, his body started to go limp and lean forward. When it started to look as though the Panda will make a face-plant, he stuck his head between his rear legs and rolled over. It was a perfectly executed roll over which woke Panda up who then stared at onlookers not understanding what the heck has just happened. Pandas are hilarious like that. They are not particularly known for smarts and this one was no different. Rolling over as he was falling asleep may not have been much fun for him, but since attentive photographer was around, we have cute picture of this incident.
Panda Falling Asleep Photo
Panda Falling On His Head Photo
Panda Fell on His Head Sleeping Photo
Panda Rolled Over Photo
Panda Trying to Regain Balance Photo
Panda Looking to Figure Out What the Heck Just Happened Photo
Panda Still Unsure Which Way the Ground Is Photo
Panda Fully Awake But Unsure What He's Doing There Photo
Are you familiar with paper dragon optical illusion? If you are not – where the hell have you been those past 10 years? Anyway, paper dragon is the best optical illusion in existence and as it goes with mind-blowing optical illusions, it’s also one of the simplest. The video above explains how paper dragon actually works. Once you see it from such perspective, it all becomes clear. The explanation is in thorough examination of how paper dragon is built.
If you want to impress ladies who may not know about paper dragon, look up paper dragon optical illusion print outs on the internet. Cut it out, put your own paper dragon together and watch them fall in love with you. It’s that simple 
Below is the Taliban released video featuring an American soldier who is identified with captions as War Prisoner Bowe Robert Bergdahl. According to Taliban, Bowe Robert Bergdahl was captured on June 30, 2009 and has been a captive since. In the video released by Taliban, Bowe Robert Bergdahl introduces and identifies himself with certain details about his personal life and continues by addressing the treatment he is receiving from Taliban as Prisoner of War. He says he was born on March 28, 1986 in Sun Valley, Idaho, USA. He continues by stating that his blood type is A positive and his mother’s maiden name was Jenny Larson. Bowe Robert Bergdahl then identifies his rank and clarifies that he was deployed in Afghanistan on May 3, 2009.
According to his own words as seen in the Taliban Video, Bowe Robert Bergdahl has been provided with clothes so he could live in dignity, not stripped naked and have pictures of him taken (reference to prisoner abuse by American lowlifes in Aby Ghraib prison). Bowe Robert Bergdahl continues with more references comparing his treatment as a prisoner of war to the treatment Americans grant their prisoners of war with. Later in the Taliban video, Bowe Robert Bergdahl appeals to American public by stating:
“I’m afraid to tell you that this war has slipped from our fingers and it’s just going to be our next Vietnam unless the American people stand up and stop all this nonsense,”
Taliban has released a statement via their spokesperson Yousuf Ahmadi, that Taliban is reado to release Bowe Robert Bergdahl in exchange for their soldiers. In their divine stupidity, American pussies responded with:
“This is a horrible act which exploits a young soldier, who was clearly compelled to read a prepared statement. It reflects nothing more than the violent, deceitful tactics of the Taliban insurgency,”
Parts of 32 minutes long Taliban video with War Prisoner Bowe Robert Bergdahl are in the footage below:
Tis the season and I would like to wish you all a very Merry Christmas. Even though I’m not a big fan of Christmas and consider it one of the most depressing times of the year, I still respect it and hope you’ll have a good one. I will quietly suffer through it and patiently wait for it to be over as soon as possible.
Top make your enjoyment and my grumpiness better, I would like to share this cool beer bottle music with you. A group of people who call themselves The Bowen Beer Bottle Band put together a music to the melody of “Do You Hear What I Hear?” by playing nothing but (mostly) beer bottles. It’s really cool and gives whole new meaning to “Merry Christmas”. Again, I hope you all enjoy yours and don’t drink too much beer. It makes you gut big.
Brittany Murphy who died last Sunday starred in a movie called Deadline. Before her death, Brittany posed for a poster for said movie in which she is depicted lying dead in the bathtub. A DVD rental company RedBox is now trying to remove all of the posters from outdoor displays and 19,000 kiosks that still contain the graphic. RedBox claims that it will take 7 to 10 days to complete the emergency recall entirely. Some reports say that when dead body of Brittany Murphy was found by her mother, she was lying in the bathtub. If that’s true, that would make the existence of the poster really shocking and ironic. Meantimely, the preparations for Brittany Murphy’s funeral are well under way.
As it was with Heath Ledger, Brittany Murphy did not ring many bells for many people, but after her shocking death her name is all over the place and revenue for the movies she starred in will likely go up. That’s why The Dark Knight cashed in so much. Deadline will probably earn way more than production company anticipated. Death has some serious magic to it.
Barack Obama is a master liar. Nothing new here, I’ve been saying and proving that ever since he became a real threat. Nobody listened and there he is with his finger on the red button. An unstable individual and an anointed liar, Barack Obama has no problem lying straight into your face and won’t even flinch a brow. He could stand up on his podium and through his teleprompters deliver fabricated speech that’s so perforated with lies, it makes you wonder how he can sleep at night. The list of Barack Obama’s Lies to Date is so long it would fill up my server’s hard drives in no time. But below is a three part video that offers run down of Obama’s open lies he has no problems presenting without even striking a single uncomfortable gesture.
Barack Obama’s Lies to Date Video Part 1
Barack Obama’s Lies to Date Video Part 2
Barack Obama’s Lies to Date Video Part 3
Well, Oymyakon is not really a town. It’s a village. With population just a bit over 500, Oymyakon in Siberia, Russia is otherwise pretty insignificant. The only thing that gives it some significance are the weather and low temperatures Oymyakon occasionally gets. While I don’t doubt Oymyakon is pretty darn close, it does seem that some facts about the weather there get rather twisted.
Take a look at the video below. It’s from some British TV series about the most extreme places on Earth. It’s nicely done, no doubt, but I live in Edmonton, which is hands down the coldest metropolitan city in the world and the cold weather we get here is real. I know what -32 feels like and it’s not quite the way this video presents it as. I somehow doubt it was truly -32 Celsius when the video was filmed.
Having lived in extreme cold most of my life, I often get asked whether various degrees of freezing cold make any difference to the way it is perceived. The cold is the cold is the cold. Well, not it isn’t. If you have lived in cold climates long enough, you will be able to handle most freezing temperatures, but -30 is the threshold. It doesn’t matter how used to this cold you are, -30 will get you. -40 is beyond brutal but we have to deal with that for at least a couple of weeks each winter. Last winter we had temperatures of below -40 for two months.
Things can be manipulated for the camera. Given its position in cold Siberia, Oymyakon is without doubt a cold village, but let’s not make it colder than it is. If any of Oymyakon were to try Edmonton for just one winter, their attitude on cold would change. Anyway, the video from Oymyakon is below. Looks like a nice place.
I like Karate Kid movies and watched each release as a “kid”. Now they are working on a remake of this classic – typical Hollywood. Everything that makes it must be milked out of its effin mind. Never the less, I’m looking forward to the 2010 Karate Kid Remake. And if it wasn’t for atrociously awful music in the trailer, I’d totally drool to it. The presence of Jackie Chan kind of ruins it a bit, but otherwise the trailer does have some merit to it so I predict a rather well done movie.
Karate Kid remake stars Jaden Smith as the “karate kid” and above mentioned Jackie Chan as Mr. Miyagi type karate mentor called Mr. Han. The story revolves around the kid who moves with his mother to Beijing, China where he quickly becomes a victim of bullying. His struggle is noticed by an eccentric kung fu tutor who takes upon himself a task to teach the kid karate so he can stand up for himself and fight the bullies back. yes, I did say Kung Fu instead of Karate and I’m sure martial arts experts will agree with me that the combat art presented in the Karate Kid Remake Trailer below is in fact Kung Fu. But SONY cares nothing about that. They’re just looking to milk the story which has “Karate” in its title so they are following the trend that leads to box office success. As a fan of martial arts, I find it ironic, but as someone who understands show business, the reasoning behind it makes perfect sense.
Anyway, the 2010 Karate Kid Remake Trailer is below. The movie is directed by Harald Zwart who also directed The Pink Panther 2 and the script was written by Michael Soccio. The remake of Karate Kid will hit the theaters near you on June 11th, 2010. The remake will not top the original, that’s for sure, but it could be a fun movie to watch. I will probably go to see it.
