Beer Steak Bullshit

Remember Carrie Prejean – that ugly blond who won Miss California and told Perez Hilton at Miss USA 2009 that he can suck his boyfriend’s cock as much as he wants but for her marriage is only right when it involves both penis and vagina? Yeah, that’s Carrie Prejean. That’s the chick who got paid for fake boobs by Miss California pageant so she could win Miss USA but because of Perez Hilton she didn’t win. It’s also the same Carrie Prejean who makes Laura Ingraham’s pussy wet. Well, this Carrie Prejean has naked photos of her leaked on the internet. Blonds with fake boobs that were paid for by somebody else should stay from public eye cause their brain capacity is insufficient to sustain quality image. And it just proves to be truth once again – I don’t think Carrie Prejean naked photos are anything that’s hear to bite her in the ass, cause those are just naked photos – something that dumb blondes normally do, but it’s enough to point more fingers at her fake boobs and more water for big mouthed gay community’s mill of obnoxiousness.

The Carrie Prejean naked photos were originally posted on thedirty.com and since they already hit the web, there is no stopping to the spread. Everyone and their grandma will have seen what fake sideboob of Miss California 2009 looks like. She can cry and curse and fart as much as she wants, the cat is out of the box and he’s not coming back. The controversy is that Carrie Prejean claims to live by the bible and it’s bible that dictates her to oppose gay marriage. She must have missed the part in bible where it opposes public exposure of naked tits.

We all have a little secret. The secret of Carrie Prejean is revealed. She doesn’t care about bible one bit. She only used it to gain popularity among blinded religious zealots America is full of. It also helped her score a warm seat with the National Organization for Marriage. Truth is, Carrie Prejean is just as dirty and sinful as the other guy. She likes it hard in the ass and likes to provoke with her devil’s side. The only downside is that fake boobs make her anything but attractive.

There are more naked photos of Carrie Prejean – this is just a warm up with less exposing ones. It’s not like anyone would want to fap to her fake boobs anyway. She simply lost on all levels. What a joke.

Canadian hottie and a Playboy Playmate of the Year 2008 Jayde Nicole still exchanges genital juices in bedroom games with twink socialite Brody Jenner. The couple paid a visit to the San Diego zoo and seemed a lot into each other. There are rumors going around regarding Jayde Nicole and Brody Jenner break up but they come out of the shelf showing everyone that no, they didn’t break up. They still suck on each other’s clitoris and rub their vaginas together. Brody Jenner rocks like that.

Jayde Nicole sure looks different. Too bad we can’t see none of that “Respect” tattoo, but she’s still the same Canadian Playboy Playmate. Only more worn out this time around. Brody Jenner on the other hand – the twink always makes me laugh. He’s such a gaspar. But he gets to bury his face in that sweet pussy of Jayde Nicole so it’s all good. Pays off to be a lesbian.

If you wish to see what her lower belly tattoo looks like, head over to Alberta Stars and click on Canadian Jayde Nicole – Playboy Playmate of the Year 2008 (18+)

More pictures of Jayde Nicole and Brody Jenner heading to the zoo in the gallery below:

The “Nipplegate” is back. Just as you thought the US Supreme Court had better things to do, they dusted off the old Janet Jackson Wardrobe Malfunction case and returned it to the lower court for re-examination. Saying that Janet Jackson Wardrobe Malfunction was blown out of proportions doesn’t even do it much justice anymore. It continues to hunt CBS like splinter under the skin that just never goes away. That’s North American for you.

If you look again at the original Janet Jackson Wardrobe Malfunction Video you got to admit there’s nothing to it. Absolutely nothing to make a deal out of it. But we’re talking about north American where everything gets blown out of proportion, especially if it involves nudity, regardless of how implied. Remember Naked Twink Dancers on Sweden’s Got Talent – Sweden had a good laugh watching these guys who were swinging their junks and pointing bare asses on national TV with kids in the audience. No biggie – that’s normal. Everybody had a laugh and twinks got their shot at demonstrating their “talents”. What was Janet Jackson Wardrobe Malfunction compared to that? Nothing! Yet look at big deal it was turned into.

US Supreme Court definitely needs to move on and focus on important things. We’re talking about Nipplegate that’s 5 years old. Let it rest already. But no, can’t be done. The prudes need to stir shit cause there was shielded nipple on national TV.

Anyway, federal appeals court in Philadelphia cleared CBS off a $550,000 fine imposed on them by the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) for Super Bowl 2004 wardrobe malfunction of Janet Jackson. According to the lower court, the brief breast exposure of Janet Jackson constituted a “fleeting” image that should not have been fined. But FCC thinks otherwise and insist on reinstating the $550,000 fine against CBS. God save us all!

Free Hugs Prank: $2 Deluxe Hugs

What would happen if a prankster came on a site dominated by free hugger and offered paid hugs? Obviously, it sounds like something from a Japanese prank show, but this was done right here in our backyard. The video above shows what it would be like if a prankster with a sign which says “Deluxe Hugs $2” invaded the territory where a hippie offers hugs for free? Would people actually pay to get a hug on the street? Watch the video which is actually pretty hilarious and find out what might surprise you for yourself. People are weird!

Have you visited Seychelles before? Yeah, me neither. They say it’s a paradise on Earth and from what I’ve seen in pictures or videos, they might as well be true. Several smaller cruise lines operate ships that sail around Seychelles offering unforgettable adventure. With Seychelles Cruise I can imagine you would get to experience the islands and see it from the sea as the sun sets behind the crowns of weary coconut palm trees. But that’s not all, there’s more to Seychelles Cruises. You know how they run Wild West train rides in North American, where you pay for a ride in an old train and it gets attacked by outlaws simulating train robbery? Well, if Wild West is not your thing, but you like Pirates, perhaps you could take a Seychelles Cruise and get a pirate attack on the cruise while you’re enjoying the wind in your mug aboard a fine ship. The only difference is that this pirate attack is not simulated. These are actually real Somali pirates. Yeah, the notorious Somali pirates who modernized ancient “art” of old school piracy. Brought to you in contemporary form courtesy of these fine armed men of Somalia.

It looks like robbing tankers is a risky pirate business for the Somali pirates, so they started focusing on cruise ships that sail around the paradise closest to Somalia – Seychelles. In a recent pirate attack on a Seychelles Cruise MSC Melody the photo of which is above, it was passengers who noticed pirate shit back tailing their cruise liner and alerted captain. Captain then radioed S.O.S. (probably not, but definitely used some means to let authorities know) and the cruise ship was saved by a Spanish warship which then escorted it to the North of Aden. That was however preceded by fire from automatic weapons the Somali pirates were armed with. Cruise ship crew skillfully initiated avoidance maneuvers and escaped the fire leaving all 1500 passengers unharmed.

According to Seychelles’ president’s office, French forces captured three Somali pirates operating around the shores of the Seychelles. This arrest was followed by arrest of nine Somali pirates earlier this week all of which are believed to have been involved in an attack on Italian cruise liner. All the arrests were made within Seychelles Exclusive Economic Zone.

Looks like Frenchies have it covered. As tourists, we can plan our vacation in Seychelles and worry not about pirates. 12 were arrested so far. Didn’t even take too long. Should any other dare to disturb the waters of Seychelles Exclusive Economic Zone, I’m sure more French forces will get on their ass and capture them like their predecessors.

Feminists are no better than likes of Dick Masterson, but Dick Masterson at least has some tact and cool. Feminists typically can’t hold the ground when faced with reality. However Gloria Feldt may be the first feminist I would bone. Perhaps it’s got something to do with the crossed eyed look on her face, or the fact that she’s frigid and frigid women usually don’t lube very well so when you bone them, it hurts. But I still care less about the above. The reason why I want to say something positive about a feminist, is because the opposing party in the video below, which features interview with Gloria Feldt done by completely worthless and utterly useless host of The O’Reilly Factor Laura Ingraham. Could this stupid ho just shut the fuck up already? She even more annoying than a feminist. And that says a lot.

In her divine worthlessness, Laura Ingraham set up a real time interview with Gloria Feldt which was meant to cast a positive light on perhaps the most worthless piece of skin wrapped around silicone tits – Miss California 2009 Carrie Prejean. Since Carrie Prejean upset homosexuals after open homo Perez Hilton asked her whether she was in support of gay marriage and she said marriage should be between a man and a woman, she was jumped by a bunch of guys who don’t appreciate pussy and prefer dick in their ass. For example Perez Hilton himself called Carrie Prejean a “Dumb Bitch” and said her answer cost her a Miss USA crown.

But that’s just a side note. What that dumb ho Laura Ingraham was expecting was a response from renown feminist Gloria Feldt that would oppose the savage attacks against failed Miss USA contestant with fake boobs that Miss California people paid for Carrie Prejean that were voiced by MSNBC writer Michael Musto (also a cock in the ass lover). Laura Ingraham thought Gloria Feldt was gonna step up and defend stupid fake boobed blonde, but that was not the case. Despite being a hard core feminist, Gloria Feldt showed some class and brought up some valid points that were overyelled by ever annoying The O’Reilly Factor host. That bitch needs stinky underwear in her mouth and a Dick Masterson type of guy to put her in place. The bitch is effin nuts and clueless. She wouldn’t even let Gloria Feldt finish the thought and just yelled into her speech. The worst host ever.

And much kudos to Gloria Feldt who despite being a feminist, didn’t fall for crap thrown on her by Laura Ingraham. Too bad we don’t know what she was trying to say. Perhaps she grew pubes at last and got itch in the vag for the first time. Check out the video of the “incident” below:

When supermodel who thinks she’s hot cause she’s got silicon tits gets all feisty after a surgeon who did her tits advertises that fact on his website, you know the silicon from her tits started invading her brain cells and already stupid ho is turning into an even stupider one. Monica Hansen, a perfect example how awful fake tits can make a woman look is suing doctor Leonard M. Hochstein for posting the pictures of her on his website. As it turns out, however, Dr. Leonard Hochstein is a plastic surgeon who did not put silicone implants in Monica Hansen, he simply used her image to advertise his services even though she has not been her client. Her tits look horrendous. Maybe back in the 60’s when men had no clue what a real woman looked like this would have been hot, but we’re in the 21st century and fake tits of such gross proportions mean shit.

Little internet research suggests that Monica Hansen is an old school ho. She’s of Norwegian and Brazilian descent (hmmm, Brazilian – that’s probably why she had her tits augmented. Plastic stupidity runs in their veins) and won Miss Norway pageant in 1997. Thanks to her ugly fake tits, she was invited to pose for man’s magazines that don’t mean shit anymore, like Stuff, Maxim or Esquire. The magazines that have no clue what true female beauty is all about suck donkey ovaries. Featuring fake boob hos is so… well, 60’s.

I have quickly checked the website of Leonard Hochstein and found no pictures of Monica Hansen there. The plastic surgeon probably realized that silicon from her boobs has already metastasized into supermodel’s brain and there’s no reasoning with her so the pictures were removed. Might as well remove the pics to save himself from a headache of arguing with a stupid blonde.

Initial reports suggested that Monica Hansen filed a lawsuit against Leonard Hochstein because she didn’t want people to know that she’s got fake tits. This proved false, since it was not DR. Leonard Hochstein who did her tits. The lawsuit was filed because of unauthorized use of her likeness. This kind of proves that even plastic surgeons themselves have awful taste in women. If he’s gonna put pictures of women with fake tits he didn’t do on his website, he could at least pick a good looking ones.

There’s a video with photos of Monica Hansen to some truly awful music below. Turn the sound down if you don’t want to throw up, but have a bucket at the ready. There’s fake tits galore in the video. Despite undisputed skill of master plastic surgeon who created her new chest. BTW, your lawsuit brought more advertising to Leonard Hochstein than he could have wished for. You didn’t want him to advertise using your images, now you advertise for him using your plastic brain. Congrats to the winners!

source: Fox News

EDIT: Beer Steak Blog was contacted by a person who claims to be Monica Hansen and threatened us with the lawsuit if the post is not taken down. She is basically looking to infringe on our fundamental rights to free speech and free information and censor the internet with her threats. Her email is being forwarded to the mainstream media and relevant authorities.

EDIT II: After closer review it became obvious that certain statements within the post were inaccurate and we would like to acknowledge that Ms. Monica Hansen did not receive breast augmentation surgery from Dr. Hochstein, nor has she ever stated that she filed a lawsuit against Dr. Hochstein in order to prevent anyone from learning she had breast augmentation surgery. We would like to apologize to Ms. Monica Hansen for stating inaccurate information.

There seems to be a plethora of movies that have “I Love You” in the title. I have recently seen I Love You, Man and oddly enough, it was actually a good movie. I like simple comedies. The one in a trailer above is caller I Love You Beth Cooper. It’s a story about a nerd who publically proclaims his love for Beth Cooper during his graduation speech. Beth Cooper just happens to be the most popular girl in school. While he’s at his speech, he also insults bunch of jocks who then embark on the mission to bust his ass. I Love You Beth Cooper hits theaters on May 10, 2009.

American actor Jamie Foxx (real name Eric Marlon Bishop) was on American Idol last night to perform his song “Blame It”. I’m having hard time using term “song” with this bullshit. Seriously, it’s 21st century. I would have thought painful crap like that was illegal by now. Now only is it painful to listen to, I’d go as far as calling it vomit inducing. That “Blame It” bullshit must be the worst piece of crap I have head in last two decades. Ban that shit!

The video of that painful performance on American Idol is below. Ryan the gay Seacrest kept hugging and touching Jamie Foxx like he was in a gay porn movie. That guy is creepy and just about as painful as Blame It itself. What a way to spoil everybody’s Thursday. Don’t hate me, though. Hate the society for allowing shit artists to perform crappy music. Jamie Foxx should be outlawed and held responsible for fucking up mine and everybody else’s who watches this video day. Fuck that shit!

Kyle Maynard is a congenital amputee. He basically only has two stubs for hands and small legs with deformed feet. None of Kyle Maynard’s limbs is what a healthy person has. Yet that is no obstacle in his dream of being an MMA fighter. And he did it. Kyle Maynard stepped into a cage and fought a full bodied opponent – Bryan Fry. The video of Kyle Maynard’s MMA fight is below. You will have seen it all after you have seen this.

Kyle Maynard lost the fight to Bryan Fry by unanimous decision. However it was a fight where regular MMA rules applied – that means kicks were allowed, knees were allowed, elbows were allowed – in other words, even though Kyle Maynard is limbless, he still had the balls to step into a cage and fight a regular fight with a trained MMA fighter who’s got all his limbs. For that Kyle Maynard deserves super props.

On the other hand, it is quite clear that Bryan Fry didn’t fight the same way he would have fought had he been against an opponent with all limbs intact. I can’t blame Bryan Fry for that. As trained MMA fighter, he’d feel truly horrible if he knocked out a limbless amputee with a kick to the face. It was a tough fight for Bryan Fry – I think it was much tougher for him psychologically that it was for Kyle Maynard. He knew crowd would cheer for Kyle and so they did, he knew he could not deploy all of his skill even though Kyle would wish for him to do so. You just can’t do it when you fight someone who has an obvious disability in respect to you. On a side note – how did the organizers picks the fighters? Aren’t there any weight groups? It doesn’t look to me like Bryan Fry was a fair weight group for Kyle Maynard. They should have picked some super skinny Thai fighter or something.

Kyle Maynard was a successful wrestler in high school – despite his disability. By watching the video, it is clear that he was striving to bring the fight with Bryan Fry to the ground so he could wrestle him. However, this being an MMA fight, not sheer wrestling, Wisconsin mixed martial artist Bryan Fry avoided the take down with skill. As part of his fight, Bryan Fry delivered several heavy blows to Kyle Maynard’s head. Kyle told the reporters after the fight that his ears are still buzzing from the blows, but he’s happy about it. It was a different experience and he had balls to go for it. MMA is more than just wrestling and for a kid with no limbs, this is a showcase of balls of steel.

So what the future holds for Kyle Maynard? Well, he told Atlanta Journal-Constitution that he wants to fight again. He’s determined to do it, just as he did it with wrestling. He lost his first 34 wrestling matches but it had not deterred him one bit. he kept working hard until he started winning. There is no wonder why the book Kyle Maynard released is titled “No Excuses”.