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Another big score for an established gold-digger. Oksana Grigorieva is a 39-year-old brunette from Russia who jumped on Mel Gibson’s cock as soon as it tore itself away from his wife Robyn. No time wasting, polish that penis before someone else wraps her mouth around it. Oksana Grigorieva knows the drill and followed the procedure tirelessly. It paid off as Mel Gibson officially introduced her as his partner in bedroom last night at the premiere of premiere of X-Men Origins: Wolverine in Los Angeles.

While last night marked the first public appearance of Oksana Grigorieva and Mel Gibson together, the couple spent quality time in Costa Rica only days after Robyn Gibson officially filed for divorce following their 28 years of marriage.

Oksana Grigorieva is a singer and a composer who’s signed to Gibson’s record label Icon. She has a 12 year old son Thomas with British James Bond actor Timothy Dalton. Bitch chooses cocks she opens her thighs for carefully. If it’s not a dick with millions of dollars attached to it, it doesn’t go into Oksana Grigorieva’s vagina. That’s how you know an established gold-digger. This ho could give gold digging classes. She’s 39 year old and still scoring big fish.

Oksana Grigorieva and Mel Gibson photo from the premiere of X-Men: Wolverine by bauergriffinonline.com

Christina Applegate has just been named the “Most Beautiful” celebrity by People magazine. Her boyfriend Martyn Lenoble is a bass player who moved to Los Angeles from the Netherlands and played bass for some A list rock bands including Jane’s Addiction, Porno For Pyros, Dave Gahan, The Cult, etc. Christina Applegate survived breast cancer ordeal but even double mastectomy, she still keeps good spirit and feels beautiful about herself. Martyn Lenoble and Christina Applegate are a completely awesome couple, each as an individual is awesome and together they just click like clockwork. Much kudos.

People’s magazine has an interview with Christina Applegate in which she opens up for the first time since her breast reconstruction surgery she underwent in November of last year. According to her own words, Martyn Lenoble helped her a great deal to get through those trying times when breast cancer took over her life. She says her boyfriend was the main source for strength and inspiration in life – glad to see Martyn Lenoble stuck by his girlfriend and supported her no matter what.

In other news, Martyn Lenoble is set to tour Australia as part of Jane’s Addiction.

Have you thought of taking a trip to the United Arab Emirates? Well, think again! Despite it’s apparent glamour, the United Arab Emirates is a country where even members of royal family practice brutal torture. Royal Sheikh Issa seen in a photo above put a man through extremely brutal torture and had it all filmed on camera so he could watch it later. The torture was assisted by UAE police officer and was obviously fully supported by the royals as actions of Sheikh Issa were classified as “correctly followed”. Take a look at the video below and tell me if this is something you would aprove of. Is this a country you would want to travel to?

Sheikh Issa Bin Zayed Al Nayhan is a member of UAE royal family. His father Zayed Bin Sultan Al Nahyan is the president of United Arab Emirates and his brother Mohammed Bin Zayed Al Nahyan is the crown prince. In a video tape obtained by Houston, Texas businessman Bassam Nabulsi, Sheikh Issa is seen torturing a man in the middle of the desert. It’s dark outside and there’s only light coming from a nearby car. Bassam Nabulsi claims the video was taped by Sheikh Issa’s brother who is given instructions to come closer and get details of the torture so Sheikh Issa could re-watch it when he returns to the palace.

The name of tortured man is Mohammed Shah Poor and he’s a grain merchant from Afghanistan. Mohammed Shah Poor had his feet tied with a rope by UAE police officer. While he was tied up, Sheikh Issa pressed his knee against his head and force-fed him the sand from the desert. To keep tortured man really scared, Sheikh Issa kept firing rounds from an automatic weapon into the sand within immediate proximity of Mohammed Shah Poor. That was just the beginning. The best was yet to come.

After initial torture, Sheikh Issa took a cattle prod and forced it into the anus of Mohammed Shah Poor which was turned up after insertion. After that Sheikh Issa beat the man with a wooden prank which had protruding nails on it. Having ripped tortured man’s by sharp nails, Sheikh Issa then proceeded to pour salt into the bleeding wounds. Abused, beaten and bleeding, Mohammed Shah Poor was lying half unconscious in the sand, when Sheikh Issa proceeded to run him over several times with his fancy Mercedes SUV. There are certain torture scenes that were not shown on the broadcast tape, but later into the torture, Sheikh Issa poured lighter fluid over Mohammed Shah Poor’s genitals and set them alight.

Bassam Nabulsi, a businessman who smuggled the torture video out of UAE alleges that he was also subjected to torture after his relationship with Sheikh Issa turned sour. He claims that Sheikh Issa tortured Mohammed Shah Poor because he felt that the man overcharged him for grain he was looking to purchase.

After international pressure against United Arab Emirates, the torture tape was reviewed by the UAE government who released following statement:

all rules, policies and procedures were followed correctly by the Police Department.

Wow, United Arab Emirates definitely sounds like a fair country to visit. I care less about Burj Al Arab – the only 7 star hotel in the world being in Dubai, I care less about man made islands in the shape of the palm tree that can be seen from the space. This fancy cover hides the real United Arab Emirates – a country where torture is readily practiced by the royals and victims get no justice. That’s what true United Arab Emirates is all about and I hope everyone reconsiders their travels before it’s your turn to get taken to the desert and have the testicules set on fire by a royal sheikh.

The video depicting extreme brutality of UAE royal Sheikh Issa as he’s torturing a helpless man in the desert is below. Be warned that the video contains images of extremely gruesome nature that many people could find offensive. It’s footage from ABC News program called Nightline so the most horrific images have been removed. Still, the tape shows true face of United Arab Emirates and that face is not pretty. Don’t take this warning lightly.

Kara Kopetsky was last seen on May 4, 2007 – she was 17 year old at the time. She disappeared without a trace and after two years of absolutely no leads, she’s becoming a cold case. But here is where Beer Steak Blog comes to play – together we can change the world for the better, even though I’m not particularly fond of young chicks who behave as though the world belonged to them. What exactly happened?

On that morning of May 4, 2007, Kara Kopetsky went to school in Belton, Missouri as normal. It wasn’t quite her day as she had forgotten a textbook at home so she called her mom and asked her to drop it off at the school office. Being 17 year old, Kara Kopetsky had an argument with a teacher which made her all pouty and sulky so she packed up and left the campus at 10.30 am – this is why I don’t like teenagers… no sense of responsibility. Leaving school just because they don’t like a teacher. Ludicrous.

The video from a surveillance camera installed in the hallway of the Belton high school recorded Kara Kopetsky walking out and that’s the last anyone saw or heard from her. The video shows the hallway, not the exit from the school, so nobody actually knows which way Kara Kopetsky went. You can see that video below the article.

According to her stepdad, Kara Kopetsky spent a lot of time on her cell phone, always texting somebody. The police checked her cell phone activity and learned that there was none since shortly after she’d left the school.

At first the police classified Kara Kopetsky as a runaway and believed she would show up a few days later. It’s now two years later and still no signs of Kara. Nothing. Her bank card has never been used, all her belongings were left behind. There is a $30 000 reward offered for tips that could lead to whereabouts of Kara Kopetsky or the arrest of person(s) responsible for her disappearance. At time of disappearance, Kara Kopetsky was 5 feet 5 inches tall and weighted 125 pounds. Her hair was brown and eyes of hazel color. There is more info on her on FindKaraKopetsky.com

Another day, another Obama’s teleprompter fail, which is just another proof that US president truly sucks. Without his teleprompter, Barack Obama is nothing but a pretty face in an expensive suit, uncapable of forming a coherent sentence. As Obama’s teleprompter problems continue, he just keeps proving what I’ve been saying right from the start – Barack Obama is a joke. He sucks. It really doesn’t take a genius anymore to notice that Barack Obama is incompetent.

In addition to John – sorry, the – I just noticed I jumped the gun here. Go ahead. Move it up. I had already introduced all you guys.

That’s how Barack Obama failed at the National Academy of Sciences this morning. When teleprompter goes wrong, Barack Obama goes wrong. He’s lost without his best friend teleprompter. It truly seems as though even that piece of machinery hates current US president. It’s hard to imagine that there still are people who think Barack Obama is the tits. Wow!

The Obama teleprompter fail video is below. Check out what clueless bag of failed flesh that dude is:

Homegirl Britney Spears is always under a watchful eye of ever present camera lenses and it somehow always backfires on her despite efforts to keep it otherwise. Latest wardrobe malfunction? Tampon string hanging out of her panties at the show in Anaheim. Well, I guess being a girl sucks once a month and kudos to Britney Spears for putting on the show despite her period. This should trigger an effort on behalf of tampon makers to start making tampons that would not embarrass the celebrities. They should call it “Britney Spears Tampon” – a tampon that won’t leave you embarrassed in front of thousands of people.

I still liked the My Pussy is Hanging Out mishap of Britney Spears better. Don’t get me wrong, I’d still motorboat Brit Brit on period anyway, she could even keep that tampon in. I’d actually even play with that string that extends past vagina, cause Britney Spears’ camel toe looks undeveloped, lacking properly grown labia.

Britney Spears tampon video is below. Keep an eye on that string dangling from her panties. Isn’t that hot. If i were there in Anaheim, I’d whip out my members and give it a fap while Brit swirls that tampon strong before my fact. Work it babe…

Shocking – 67 year old Monty Python actor Terry Jones still has a sperm active enough to knock up 26 year old chick. On a second note, 26 year old Swedish cutie Anna Soderstrom can probably deliver pussy squeeze that would promote sperm production in a man of any age. They rock like that in Sweden. They also obviously know how to dig gold cause Anna Soderstrom isn’t anyone particularly special. She’s a graduate from Swedish Oxford University which doesn’t mean much. She was however smart enough to know which is the right (albeit wrinkled up) penis to sit on. She sit on it, delivered massive inter-vaginal squeeze, swallowed all the semen with her womb and now she’s pregnant with Terry Jones’ baby. That’s how gold diggers do it. High five!

Props to Terry Jones who’s near 70 but fucks like a teenager and doesn’t look anything close to his age. Perhaps it’s the Swedish ass he’s got by his side that uplifts spirit and enhances production of youth endorphins which are only created when quality blowjob is received.

According to reports, Anna Soderstrom has been dating Terry Jones for almost 5 years. It was this relationship to a slick Swedish university student that ruined Terry Jones’ marriage to Alison Telfer. And now that Anna Soderstrom is pregnant it irks Alison Telfer, who was married to Terry Jones for 35 years even more.

According to British Daily Mail, Anna Soderstrom is expected to give birth in fall. And Terry Jones is right – why not go for a trophy wife who can still give you a woody. Old man’s prostate is still working. Might as well stick it to some pussy before his time comes. And Anna Soderstrom benefits too, cause she’s a successful gold digger. The only person who doesn’t benefit is Alison Telfer, but she should have remembered to suck on that old man’s dick more often while he was sleeping in her bed still. Way of the world.

Source: Daily Mail

Videos of men who have balls of steel are always cool to watch. This video is from the cockpit of a small plane that made an emergency landing on Havendale Boulevard in Florida. It’s fascinating how the men inside the cockpit were looking the death in the rectum yet they kept their cool, picked the best place when to attempt an emergency landing and landed with grace so that there were no life losses, no injuries, not even any property damage. And at the end they just parked their plane on the side like it was a car. Truly awesome.

The pilot of the plane was only 22 year old. His name is Kyle Davis – he was flying the plane along with his buddy Joe Surowiec who is seen in the video sitting next to him. The two took off from Winter Haven and were heading to the Lakeland Sun n’ Fun Fly-In when one of the plane engines failed. Realizing the urgency of situation, the men knew they had to attempt an emergency landing and so they did. The whole ordeal (even though it wasn’t one) was recorded on two cameras – one in the cockpit and another one somewhere behind the engine.

After engine had failed, Kyle Davis started looking for a place to land. They first considered a few fields that were in the area but decided it would be difficult to land there, so they chose to land on Havendale Boulevard while cars were casually passing by. This whole emergency landing was done with both men entirely calm and relaxed, like landing on the street was normal. Kyle Davis is a great pilot, obviously. Especially considering he’s only 22 year old. Check out the video below:

Caroline Tula whose full current name is Caroline Tula Cossey was born in 1954 as Barry Kenneth Cossey. She was born with a pee pee – yeah, Barry Cossey was a man but didn’t like having a penis so by the time he was 17, he started taking hormones to get himself girl boobs. Two years later Barry Cossey underwent genital reassignment surgery and became a full featured woman with a vagina and tits and all. And that was the beginning of Caroline Tula – a hot chick who appeared in the James Bond movie “For Your Eyes Only”.

The public could not believe that one of the bond girls used to be a dude, but it was true. After tabloid pressure, Caroline Tula spilled the beans about who she used to be and became the world most famous transsexual. The feature about it was published in Playboy magazine in 1991 under “The Transformation Of Tula”. As time went by Caroline Tula Cossey fought and fought to be recognized as a woman and eventually won the battle. She’s not happily married to a guy and lives in Georgia, USA.

There is also a book that Caroline Tula Cossey released which contains her journey through life – from man to playboy woman. It is titled “I am Woman”.

I have a special sense that allows to me to spot gold diggen from leagues away. Chelsea Stone has that shit written all over her vagina. Stupid worthless ho who is unable to otherwise make it has decided that the only way she’ll get attention is if she goes all in and sues someone famouos. Scottish actor Henry Ian Cusick was the closest by so he took the hit and is now sued by Chelsea Stone for sexual harassment. Fucking gold-diggers, they’ve got no morals, no honor left, nothing.

Former ABC employee Chelsea Stone sustains that 42 year old Henry Ian Cusick who plays Desmond Hume in “Lost” groped her and she was subsequently fired from ABC. No dumb whore, you were fired cause you are useless and now you’re pissed and don’t know what to do so you’ve dug up a story from the past that you could use in a lawsuit. Sexual harassment sounded like an easy reason to sue – Henry Ian Cusick probably ran into you when your clumsy ass got in his way and you call it harassment. I know stupid worthless hos when I see them and they all play the same bullshit that screams into miles ahead of them.

According to Chelsea Stone, actor Henry Ian Cusick rubbed his head against her tits and when she complained to a supervisor, she was told to stay away from the actor and 12 days later got a notice and was fired from the position at ABC where she worked since 1997. Fucking newb. If you have a job at the TV station you should already know the drill. That Chelsea Stone is so full of shit it hurts.

Chelsea Stone believes she was fired because of the incident and aside from a sexual harassment lawsuit against Henry Ian Cusick, she also filed a lawsuit against ABC and Grass Skirt Productions for firing her ass without any clear reason.