39 year old Joleen Baughman of New Mexico (in picture above) was driving her compensating Dodge Ram truck and being a female driver, she must have totally sucked behind the wheel cause it got her in an accident. Even though damage to truck doesn’t seem that severe, Joleen Baughman managed to disturb a certain nerve in her pelvis. The nerve she damaged is allegedly responsible for sexual arousal so ever since her car crash, Joleen Baughman has been feeling sexually aroused virtually all the time. Doctors say there is a name to this ridiculousness – they call this rare disorder a Restless Genital Syndrome or Persistent Sexual Arousal. I’m not entirely sure whether that’s a win for her husband, cause it seems sex does as much nothing to her as it did before, but at least now she wants it often.
This story screams all sorts of bullshit at me. Kind of reminds me of that other bullshitter extraordinaire who goes by the name of Desiree Jennings. Remember Desiree Jennings and how everybody was jumping down my throat for calling shenanigans? Well, look at where they are now. There is so much bullshit out there, that if someone pulls another “rare disorder”, especially if it has something to do with sexuality, the bullshit alarm instantly goes off. Persistent Sexual Arousal my ass. I’ve been suffering from Persistent Sexual Arousal my whole life and I don’t go all ape media shit about it. Attention seekers have been off the hook as of late.
Mrs. Joleen Baughman, if you are not lying and not pulling yet another hoax at us (or should I say “at them” cause I seem to be the only person alive who doesn’t instantly swallow each hoax served on a plate), then I hope it’s all for the best and that there is better good in your newly developed Persistent Sexual Arousal. Keep your husband happy and instead of training yourself to not feel aroused, train yourself to actually enjoy having sex so you don’t just lay there like a useless piece of white meat. Good luck and let me know how it went.
Picture of Joleen Baughman and source: mirror.co.uk
Funny or Die came with another skit video this time targeting the most talked about persona of last few weeks – Tiger Woods. In this “I’m Tiger Woods and I fuck bitches” video, the world’s most famous golfer sets the record straight and confesses to his sexual deviations. According to his words, Tiger Woods doesn’t pick up high class bitches (don’t get this fool you though, Ashley Dupre is NOT a high class bitch, she only charges a lot), he wants sloppiest bitches that can be found. Tiny midget girls with horns glued to their heads who would ram him like a bull till he comes, or would jerk off to a dog pooping on a table. Tiger Woods simply rocks like that, but then again, he’s no ordinary man. He’s Tiger Woods and he fucks bitches.
Dear Lord, please send hail mixed with fire, send lice or gnats, send unhealable boils, send eternal darkness upon us sinners, – I could take all that. But how could you allow for world’s #1 skank Ashley Dupre to get a gig with New York Post? And we’re not talking just about any gig, we’re talking an advice column, we’re talking a Relationship Advice Column. Have New York Post gone mad?
You’ve heard that right. Your worst nightmares have come true. Your deprived kids will be sending their concerns to New York Post and will be hearing back from Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a whore who destroyed the life of Governor Eliot Spitzer, a whore who had nothing worthwhile to contribute to society so she was selling herself out to rich men – that whore will be giving your teens a relationship advice.
I wonder who writes these columns on behalf of Ashley Dupre, though. Obviously it’s not her. It’s the same kind of deal as with Barack Obama and his teleprompter. Barack Obama can’t say a coherent sentence without his teleprompter. It’s all just stuttering (though he also stutters with teleprompter). And expecting a prostitute to be any different would be laughable. New York Post obviously knows that so they are only using the mug of Ashley Dupre as the store front due to the popularity the Eliot Spitzer scandal brought upon her skanky ass. Hence an advice column but I highly doubt actual Ashley Dupre could come up with a coherent sentence to keep a column going. But it matters not. New York Post knows most people are not smart enough to figure that out for themselves so the Ashley Dupre relationship column will likely go on for a while. I choose lice or gnats.
Read Ashley Dupre’s Relationship Column on New York Post website HERE
Because I’m such a good soul, I will give Ashley Dupre an advice with a sample of what quality advice column looks like:
All people with 2 or more brain cells know that Mozilla Firefox sucks as internet browser. Smart people have always known it but due to anti-Microsoft campaigns, less savvy individuals were brainwashed to believe that FF is the best thing since plastic dildo and despite complete suckiness continued using it. Google joined the bullshit and promoted Firefox as well but that only lasted until some Google individuals decided to create their own failed browser – Chrome. The near perfect relationship between Mozilla and Google started to stand on shaky grounds. And now, high rank personnel at Mozilla, such as the director of community development Asa Dotzler suggest switching the default search engine settings of your Firefox from Google to Bing.
This is nothing new to me. I have been questioning Google and their potential violations of people’s privacy ever since Google started to exist. Google is the biggest depository of on line behavior in the world and as it seems, they only provide their services (primarily search engine services) in exchange for permission to spy on you. In order to use any of Google’s services, you must enable Google to put cookie with unique identifier on your computer. Each time you log in to any of Google’s services, regardless of whether it’s your computer or not, this unique identifier follows you around and tracks everything you do on line. It likely stores all of your behavior on Google’s servers that never get erased. Even if you think you are deleting something, it’s only deleted from your access pane, but Google keeps it. Do you think that if you use Gmail and delete a compromising message that it is erased from the face of the world. LMFAO, think again you moran!
No my friend, if you look around the internet, you will find lots of evidence that Google keeps all of this info because it’s a valuable information about your behavior on line. It exactly identifies you so they know precisely who you are, where you live and what you do.
Imagine this for example:
When you repeatedly search for directions from place A to place B using Google Maps, and one of those directions associated with your searches repeats often, it is assumable that it’s either your place of residence or work. Thus the unique identifier that is contained within Google’s cookie could quite potentially identify where the person that this Google ID belongs to lives or works.
It gets far worse if you also have Google toolbar installed and if you turn on Google History, then there is no hiding about what you did, where you went, whom you fist fucked, or what your favorite condom flavor is. This information is stored right before your face and you consented to it. This way Google knows everything about you, because they have been collecting this information that identifies you for years.
It took people at Firefox quite a while to realize and admit to that. Asa Dotzler brought it up on his blog and offered recommendation to switch from Google to Bing with instructions on how to do it, particularly because of privacy issues. Yet Mozilla is also one of the reasons why so many people became victims of what could be Google’s abuse. Because half brained internet users who were bullshitted into using Firefox had Google set as their default search engine. Well, even though they suck, at least Asa Dotzler did eventually realize the potential threat and admitted the dangers.
The main reason why Asa Dotzler recommends swishing to Bing from Google is Google’s extension of personalised search which basically means that the search engine will store any and all information about what you search for unless you specifically stop it. In other words, this collection is not turned off by default, it is turned on without your consent and remains on unless you turn it off. Not that Google will stop collecting data about you, but this way they do it with your consent because you haven’t told them not to, so they have a legal right to do it.
The video below is from the interview with Eric Schmidt, Google’s SEO who addressed the questions about privacy like this:
That’s right, according to Google’s CEO:
“If you have something that you don’t want anyone to know, maybe you shouldn’t be doing it in the first place.”
So let me translate to you what Google’s CEO is saying. He says, that if you search for a divorce lawyer but don’t want your wife to know, you’re doing something wrong. If you are searching what jobs are available in your area but don’t want your current boss to know about it, you’re doing something wrong. He believes that if you do something that is private to you, it’s something bad. Google remains the most ridiculous company ever and their CEO is a good proof of that.
Eric Schmidt continued by saying:
“If you really need that kind of privacy, the reality is search engines, including Google, do retain that information for some time….. it is possible that this information could be made available to the authorities.”
Let me translate this again – Google CEO basically confirmed everything I have been saying all this time. Google does collect all form of personally identifiable data about you, stores it all and waits for the moment to use it against you, when need be. Google can and Google will use information they have on you and they have a lot. They collect absolutely everything and paste it together to get a perfect picture of who you are, where you are, what you do and what you will do next. This is how I translate the words of Eric Schmidt that came right out of his mouth.
I’m no longer the only one who knows that. At this point of time, even Asa Dotzler from Firefox knows that and wants everyone to know. Firefox fanboys can get off their high horses and listen for once (wait, they still have no more than two brain cells… Ahh well). Even though on his blog Asa Dotzler has been reluctant to say it as bluntly as I do, the message is clear. Google’s privacy policy sucks and it is time to switch to Bing, the privacy policy of which is more user friendly. In other words, Bing doesn’t base their business model on spying on people and sharing personal information with third parties without your consent. I have switched to Bing a long time ago. How about you?
To read the post posted by Asa Dotzler on Mozilla Blog, head over to weblogs.mozillazine.org
Asa Dotzler photo by ReyBrujo, Wikipedia
You don’t see a picture like this often. Silvio Berlusconi, Italian Prime Minister, a billionaire, the owner of AC Milan football club and an Italian media magnate gave speech in Milan after which a man called Massimo Tartaglia approached him and punched him in the face so hard blood covered the mug of Silvio Berlusconi. Big deal in Italy. I’m assuming Massimo Tartaglia will vanish from the surface of the planet without a trace in the next few days.
Silvio Berlusconi was in Milan to give speech to thousands of his supporters who were waving Italian flags. Reports say that Massimo Tartaglia received 10 years of mental hospital treatment in the past. They must also have punching bags in Italian mental institutes.
Silvio Belusconi was taken to a hospital where he will be observed for 24 hours. No big deal. He’s just gonna have a fat lip for a few days and maybe a little scar after as it looks like Massimo Tartaglia did bust his lip pretty well. Silvio Berlusconi has been under criticism for alleged mafia ties in Italy lately. He refused the allegations but the opposition doesn’t want to accept it. Silvio Berlusconi is currently serving his third stint as Prime Minister of Italy which he started in May 2008. He’s been photographed with many women and his wife, actress Veronica Lario eventually filed for divorce.
The video of the mess with bloodied Silvio Berlusconi and images of attacker Massimo Tartaglia who made his Prime Minister bleed is below. It contains some blood so exercise caution before clicking on play button:
The name of Viktor Bout, Russian businessman who is in Thai prison on suspicion of making a fortune by supplying arms and weapons to areas at war is popping up as Thai police seized another plane with 40 tonnes of weapons onboard. The plane landed at the airport in Bangkok, Thailand to refuel and was due to leave for Colombo, Sri Lanka for another refuel. It is not know what final destination of the plane was at this time. Cargo space of the plane was loaded with loads of weaponry and ammunition and arrived in Bangkok from North Korea. Thai authorities found shoulder-launched rockets, rocket-propelled grenades potential missile components aboard the aircraft.
The plane had five crew members aboard – four were from Kazakhstan and the pilot was from Belarus. Thai police charged all four with illegal weapons smuggling. The sting operation was done in cooperation with Interpol and other agencies. Thailand’s been off the hook with busts of illegal weapon smugglers, especially after last year’s arrest of Viktor Bout who remains in Thai prison. USA authorities would like Viktor Bout extradited to the US but Thai court denied their request so for the time being, accused war criminal Viktor Bout is not going across the big pond.
Photo of a plane with arm cargo from North Korea seized by Thai police by Reuters. CNN video with report on the seize in Bangkok is below. It may be preceeded by an advertisement.
Conan O’Brian had a nice surprise set up for William Shatner during his latest edition of The Tonight Show. Within a nice set up, which involved Bass and Bong players, William Shatner was seated on a stool and read (aka mocked) Alaska Governor Sarah Palin by reading select paragraphs form her biography. When he was done, unexpectedly (for him) Sarah Palin herself entered the stage of Conan O’Brian’s show holding – you guessed it… a William Shatner biography book and returned the favor by reading paragraphs about his life. The look on Shatner’s mug was priceless. Sarah Palin totally owned his ass.
Now, this skit was nothing special really. Especially for me as I had no idea who the eff William Shatner was. I had to look his name up and when I checked out the result, it all became clear. His name is associated with Star Trek or something similarly insignificant. That why I’ve never heard of the guy and that’s why he means so little. Who the hell gives a poop about Star Trek???
I know you’ve been dying to hear new, striking Chrismas music this holiday season so let me introduce you to the masterpiece titled It’s Christmas by latest singing sensation Andrew Hart. You best jump on the bandwagon because Andrew Hart is the new Tay Zonday and It’s Christmas is the new Chocolate Rain. You don’t want your neighbors to own It’s Christmas before you, because it will show how slow and backwards you are so get right on it. You can purchase future #1 song on t3h interwebz by going to gottabeandrew.bandcamp.com. The song only costs $.99 and there is no denying this will be a major hit. You’ve heard it here first.
Once you got yourself your new It’s Christmas song from talented Andrew Hart, you can sing along with me: “Santa’s coming down the CHIMM-ERR-NEEEEE”. If you wish to see more videos by Andrew Hart, check out his YouTube channel by looking up his username GottaBeAndrew (Gotta Be Andrew – for easy remembering). The video of the song is below:
Well, at first sight this is a pretty hilarious Adobe After Effects Crash Report that outlines the reality of working with Adobe After Effects (video special effects software by Adobe) but smart people will see where the issue lies right away. And it’s not in Adobe After Effects, it’s in the platform the user is on. Dude, get yourself a real computer, not a MAC and your problems will diminish. Or did you actually think that you will get any work done by working on a failed platform? MAC users are hilariously dumb…
Let’s face it – you can either be a completely lame wedding couple and have the cake 98% of other newlyweds get, or you can go with something bolder, but cooler. How about bride blowing the groom? Isn’t that the best wedding cake idea ever? Look at the picture about and tell me if that doesn’t instantly catch your eye… Of course it does. And you know what else it does – it’ll make people remember. They will have been at dozens of wedding in their lifetime, but they will not remember any wedding cake but yours. That’s because your wedding cake idea stood out like a sore thumb. Have that bride of yours suck your dick not only during wedding night, but also on your wedding cake.
The only better wedding cake idea than a blowjob one would be to have a Zombie Wedding Cake but that’s way too awesome for someone below average. Go with a blowjob.
