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Kara who? Kara DioGuardi? Who the f%&k is she again? Or better yet - who the f%$k she was, cause we know who she is now. Kara DioGuardi is new American Idol judge. That’s right, Kara DioGuardi will spend the eight’s season of the American Idol (premieres in January 2009 on FOX) sitting on a judge stool right next to the likes of Paula Abdul and other creeps - Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson.

Kara DioGuardi Profile - What is she known for?

Kara DioGuardi is a singer and songwriter with quite a career, just nobody knows about her. At least not unless you listen to some of the gayest music. Look at the list of artists Kara DioGuardi collaborated with - Christina Aguilera, Kelly Clarkson, Gwen Stefani, Carlos Santana, Celine Dion, Faith Hill, Enrique Iglesias, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Clay Aiken, Jonas Brothers and more. They all could get together and film gay porn.

Kara DioGuardi also did two songs for “Cheetah Girls 3: One World” - movie soundtrack. The songs were titled “Cheetah Love” and “I’m the One”.

Cecile Frot-Coutaz, Producer of American Idol says they’ve wanted to have four judges straight from season one. I guess Paula Abdul’s gonna freak out now that she’s got competition. Congrats to Kara DioGuardi for joining the crazy team and becoming an American Idol Judge.

Hottest president’s wife in the world - Carla Bruni-Sarkozy, wife of French President Nicolas Sarkozy is rumored to be pregnant with president’s child. The picture of the couple in which Nicolas Sarkozy fondles Carla Bruni’s baby bump (or what appears as such) was taken while the couple was on holiday at their family villa on the French Riviera. As soon as the pic hit internet, the speculations on Carla Bruni’s pregnancy began.

I totally envy French President. He’s got the hottest wife ever. Carla Bruni, New First Lady of France is former model from Italy and there’s just way too much goodness on her to list. She’s perfect.

Nicolas Sarkozy married Carla Bruni last February and Carla has not been hiding her desire to have a family with kids and all. Vanity Fair did an interview with 40 year old Carla Bruni in which she mentioned that she and French president are trying for a baby. Carla has one son from previous relationship. His name is Aurelien, he’s 7 year old and it’s hard to believe that hot bod already spawned a kid.

She’s denied all speculations that she was pregnant, but remains open about wanting to have family with Nicolas Sarkozy. Maybe a little stay at French Riviera will conceive a little Sarkozi kid. Maybe there’s one in her belly already. Frenchy is lucky. He gets to bone that hot bod. Damn…

Carla Bruni-Sarkozy and Nicolas Sarkozy Image Credit: Bigpics/PR

Below video is from a live performance by Jimmy Page and Leona Lewis at 2008 Olympics Closing Ceremony. Guitar legend Jimmy Page looks old and grey, but I guess we all can’t look young forever. Jimmy Page and Leona Lewis performed an old Led Zeppelin song Whole Lotta Love.

So that’s it for Beijing 2008 Olympics. As everything else, also the most important sport event of 2008 has come to an end and the closing ceremonies of 2008 Olympics were done the Chinese style again - grandiose.

As you can see from the video, Jimmy Paige, Leona Lewis, and David Beckham popped out of the Routemaster bus that circled the stadium in Beijing during the 2008 Olympics Closing Ceremony and the guitar started the tune of Whola Lotta Love. Quite amazing. There was also a major significance attached to it as the Olympic flag was being passed to the London Mayor Boris Johnson, because next Summer Olympics will be held in London, UK.

Watch the video of Jimmy Page and Leona Lewis’ performance at 2008 Olympics Closing Ceremony below.

Jimmy Page and Leona Lewis at 2008 Olympics Closing Ceremony Photo credit: Michael Steele/Getty Images

Christine Nguyen Profile

Introducing Christine Nguyen, she’s a sexy adult model which is a little bit outside of the scoop of Beer Steak blog, but considering wide range of readers, I thought I’d bring in something new that many of you could appreciate.

Christine Nguyen Bio

Christine Nguyen is from Texas, but was born in Saigon, Vietnam. She currently resides and operates out of Los Angeles - I guess that’s closer to most adult producers. Her portfolio of life experiences includes work in the radio, appearances on the TV, some film even, as well as some modeling jobs for commercials and print advertising. Christine Nguyen has got a degree in journalism and graphics design and is an avid traveler who visited many countries around the globe.

There are plenty of nude pictures of Christine Nguyen all over the net, just look it up if you desire to see this model naked.

Christine Nguyen Sexy Video

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Angel Valodia Matos, Taekwondo champion from Cuba and gold medalist from 2000 Olympics was disqualified for life for kicking match referee Chakir Chelbat from Sweden in the head. What an idiot. Leave your temper at home if you’re attending international competition, Angel Valodia Matos.

This was a bronze medal match between Arman Chilmanov of Kazakhstan and Angel Valodia Matos of Cuba in the men’s taekwondo 80 kilogram class at the Beijing 2008 Olympics. Angel Valodia Matos was disqualified for taking too long to recover from the injury and he didn’t take that lightly. Loser used his taekwondo training to deliver high kick into the face of a referee Chakir Chelbat and kept throwing punches at his coach and other people around. Well, those were the last punches he throws at a competition. He can now go back home to Cuba and kick his corn dummy in the face.

World Taekwondo Federation issued Angel Valodia Matos immediate lifetime ban from all of their championships. In other taekwondo news, South Korea’s Cha Dong-min won gold medal in the same category after winning fight against Alexandros Nikolaidis of Greece.

Video of Angel Valodia Matos kicking referee Chakir Chelbat in the head is below (it’s in French).

Angel Valodia Matos Kicking Referee In the Face image credit: AP Photo/Matt Dunham

Kristen Renton, an American actress best know from her appearances in CSI: New York, or movie In the Mix has posed bare foot with Barack Obama on her pussy. Not sure whether she had meant to promote Barack Obama or mock him, but at least he got somewhat close to vagina.

That being said, I’d totally bury my face in Kristen Renton’s crotch. She looks like she has a decent size camel toe. I’m a foot fetish person too and can appreciate hot chick with bare feet. Luckily, Kristen Renton doesn’t have ugly feet, but from some angles the toes appear big. I don’t mind that, as long as the chick doesn’t have sixth toe, cause that’s just plain gross and spoils everything for me. Nice legs too. Would you hit Kristen Renton?

Image Source: Drunken Stepfather

Karch Kiraly - yes, it’s a male volleyball player. I know, shocking… men can play volleyball too.

I’ve been getting slapped by girls that I post all those hot female athletes all the time, leaving them out of pleasures of enjoying hot male bodies. Well, there ya go - Karch Kiraly, a hot volleyball player just for you. Except that I have not a damn clue about what constitutes hot male body so I’m gonna go with intuition. My intuition says that guys who play beach volleyball are gay enough for hot chicks to love. I Karch Kiraly gay? Well, he plays beach volleyball, right? Enough said!

Karch Kiraly is an American volleyball player with countless accomplishments. He won gold Olympic medal three times and is the only person alive who won gold medal in both beach volleyball and indoor volleyball. He’s already retired from active sport (he’s 48 year old) but remains in touch with his sport working as sports coverage analyst for NBC.

Karch Kiraly image credit: Eliot J. Schechter, Getty Images

Are you also one of those who fell for false propaganda of a rigged race? Michael Phelps is not a good enough swimmer to beat Milorad Cavic. Michael Phelps plain and simple lost that race, but was made a winner, because that works well for many people, including the organizers of the Olympics. Beijing would surely love to be mentioned each time someone refers to an athlete who won most gold medals in single Olympic Games. And let’s not forget Omega watches, who were official providers of the time keeping for the event and who have close ties with Michael Phelps - one of their ambassadors. They would surely love for their spokesman to be the winner. This race was rigged, Michael Phelps = FAIL!

Men’s 100 meter butterfly style swimming event took place a week ago, but the controversy remains and the closer you look at the evidence, the clearer it becomes that Michael Phelps lost that event. Milorad Cavic won, Milorad Cavic beat Michael Phelps but the race was clearly rigged.

Not only a better swimmer, but also a better person than Michael Phelps, Milorad Cavic congratulated his opponent after the race. The photo above captured the last fractions of seconds of the race, clearly showing Milorad Cavic (in picture on the right) touching the board first. Slow motion video below shows Michael Phelps on the right touching the board second, but continuing to move forward after Milorad Cavic has already stopped. Michael Phelps did NOT win the race, Milorad Cavic did.

How about some Eastern European eye candy. Natalia Siwiec is a big tit model from Poland. They’ve got plenty of hotties in Poland and they give good head. This time around I actually know what I’m talking about as back then, when I was young and attractive I actually got laid from time to time. And that Polish girl that picked me up at the bar in London gave best head ever. Wonder if Natalia Siwiec can deep throat.

Anyway, I don’t know much about Natalia Siwiec other than that she’s a Polish model with big boobs who appeared in Polish playboy and had success with perfume ads of some sort in her home country. I’m actually a fan of small perky boobs, but there’s something magical in Eastern Europe that makes boobs of any size attractive. I bring you Natalia Siwiec - yay or nay?

Stephanie Rice, hot Australian swimmer and the female counterpart to what Michael Phelps is one sexy chick. Sure, swimming is big time dominated by Michael Phelps, but Stephanie Rice has what he doesn’t - the hot.

Standing 5′7″ tall and weighting 148 lbs, Stephanie Rice not only has a body to die for, her smile is also a killer. Plus she’s an Aussie. Imagine she whispers in your ear with her Australian accent while you’re having sexy times with her feet. Damn….

I’ve somehow lost count on how she’s done at Beijing Olympics, perhaps some of you can fill me up on that. I’m just too locked on her tits and hair. Such a great package she sports.

EDIT: I’ve just learned that Stephanie Rice is a gold Olympic medalist. Congrats to her. Stephanie Rice Gallery, including a goofy facebook picture is below.