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It doesn’t get any hotter than this - Anna Kournikova in Sports Illustrated 2008. The pics are smoking, she looks as sexy and hot as ever. Beautiful lady with sexy body and smile to die for.

This is of course not the first time Anna Kournikova did the photo shoot for Sports Illustrated and unlike previous SI pics, there are no bikini images in this gallery. However Anna still looks incredibly sexy.

In an articles that accompanies this gallery, Anna Kournikova told Sports Illustrated that she often feels violated by the paparazzi and the media attention her relationship with Enrique Iglesias received was often intrusive. What did she expect after the sex she pulled off in his music video. She’s too hot for this world.

German Olympic Playboy kicked ass by taking nude pictures of their hot female athletes and published them in their latest issue. Beijing 2008 Olympic Games are a hot topic right now, everybody is exposed to it in some way and most watch those hot athletes perform their best. It comes naturally that it would be every man’s fantasy to see those toned, sweaty bodies naked. That’s what German Olympic Playboy realized and they delivered. Here’s a snapshot of hot pics of Germany’s female athletes from German Olympic Playboy.

I had to censor naked tits out of small preview thumbs because we have many regular readers who have it locked on Beer Steak blog at work and it’s no fun to have nude boobs jump out of the screen when co-workers or worse are around. Just click small pics for larger, uncensored images and unleash your inner sicko.

Four German athletes stripped naked for the September issue of German Playboy and posed completely nude. There’s supposed to be more of them in following issues and supposedly also a 2009 German Olympic Playboy calendar. That will get interesting. I’ll share the pics as soon as they’re available. The athletes published in the upcoming issue of Playboy are:

Katharina Scholz - Germany’s most popular female hockey player
Petra Niemann - Sailor
Romy Tarangul - Judoka
Nicole Reinhardt - Canoeist

For full galley of pictures click on –> German Olympic Playboy - Naked Pics of Olympic Athletes

Kite surfer in Fort Lauderdale, Florida thought he was gonna ride on the storm but Tropical Storm Fay owned his ass instead. And the ownage was caught on video camera. He must have been more desperate than me and thought kite surfing during tropical storm fay would get him laid, but instead he got laid in the hospital bed all beat up.

News video crew was at A1A and east Las Olas Boulevard on Fort Lauderdale beach when random dumbass of a kite surfer who was harnessed into his sail got picked up by powerful storm winds and slammed against the sandy beach like a bloody ragdoll. The winds then dragged his sorry ass about, lifting him up again and ass raping him in an ultimate slam against the nearby building. Daring Kite Surfer = owned and all of it is on the video.

Tropical Storm Fay: 1
Kite Surfer: 0

Superhuman Michael Phelps has a hot pic on the cover of new Sports Illustrated and yes, I did say HOT PIC. I really need to get laid already so i thought I’d impress the ladies by being homo and acknowledge other guy’s sex appeal.

Sports Illustrated crew grabbed at Michael Phelps on Sunday, shot this pic while still in China, and come tomorrow, you’ll be able to buy the issue of SI on a news stand near you with this picture on the cover. No messing around here. If Sports Illustrated need to get the job done, it’s done. Michael Phelps on the cover. But while the dude has hot body, his face looks like it was used as dummy for new Fight Science documentary.

I’m assuming I don’t need to write any special introduction on Michael Phelps, the winner of eight gold medals at 2008 Beijing Olympics. The kid is only 23 year old. I wander if being super human and winning all those medals gets him laid.

Obviously, I’m in love with Nastia Liukin. This is the third post about this sexy flexible contortionist and may not be the last. I totally drolled over this new hot pic. Can’t beat flexible girls. Imagine what you could do to her when she flips her foot over her head like this. Damn, so sexy. Contortionists for the win. I want to marry Nastia Liukin.

Nastia Liukin Biography:

Nastia Liukin was born on October 30, 1989 - she’s 18 year old. Her full name is Anastasia Valeryevna Liukin. Born in Russia to parents who are both champion gymnasts, Nastia Liukin followed the trait and became one herself. Trained by her dad Valeri Liukin, who’s an Olympic gold medalist himself, Anastasia Valeryevna achieved the same success - gold in all-around gymnastics at the Olympics in Beijing.

And just as it goes in Russia, Nastia and her dad kiss each other on the lips and her daddy taps her on the ass. That bitch is so used to being handed by man, you’d never hear her turn you down when your hormones tell you to stick a dick up her vagina. My type of woman I tell ya. Nastia Liukin, will you marry me?

I don’t like Dita von Teese at all. Marilyn Manson has done the best thing he could when he got rid of her. Dita is so outdated and obsolete, she should retire herself. And I guess she realizes that herself - her career that never was one is ending so she’s about to launch her own sexy collection Wonderbra by Dita von Teese.

Photo ads for Dita von Teese Wonderbra have already been shot and you can see the pictures here. I have just one thing to say - whole lotta photoshop. She’s enhanced the fuck out of. She doesn’t even look human anymore, it’s all plastic. Which is not necessarily a bad thing, cause she looks crappy anyway, so I’d rather stare at the Burger King plastic smiley homo king face than this obnoxious smirk on the face of Dita von Teese.

New wonderbra line by Dita von Teese will feature bras for three different moods in three different sizes. They are all inspired by 40s and 50s fashion which is 60 years old and that to me is dead and should stay dead. Don’t resurrect things that belong in the past. Dita, don’t you just get it?

Daniel Radcliffe aka Harry Potter suffers from dyspraxia, a disorder that makes you all clumsy because it messes up your coordination. Luckily for Dan, his dyspraxia is mild so it doesn’t make him too clumsy. He still has issues tying his shoe laces, though.

Obviously, despite suffering from dyspraxia, Daniel Radcliffe is one of the best paid male actors and he’s only 19 year old. I don’t think he needs to worry about being clumsy. According to Dr. David Younger, New York’s leading neurologist and expert on dyspraxia, Daniel’s condition doesn’t affect his acting at all. Dr. Younger told Daily Mail that he was surprised to learn Dan suffered from dyspraxia, as you can’t see any signs of it from watching him in a movie.

I’m a big fan of Harry Potter, can’t wait till The Half Blood Prince is released

I most certainly approve of this ass. Xue Chen is a hot Chinese beach volleyball player and that ass she sports is remarkable. You may be thinking that Chinese girls don’t have no asses, but I tend to disagree. If she squeezed your penile muscles with her ass muscles, you’d be dancing the Chinese dance of two hour tantric orgasms. Beach volleyball players have that power in their asses. Don’t ask me how I know that…

19 year old Xue Chen is the youngest beach volleyball player at Beijing 2008 Olympics. She’s the youngest among both men and women and doing very well. Xue Chen and Zhang Xi beat US pair Elaine Youngs and Nicole Branagh in the quarterfinals and now they’re moving to the semifinals where they’ll play against another Chinese team consisting of Tian Jia and Wang Jie.

One more picture of Xue Chen in Beach Volleyball action sporting her Sweet Ass. Facial expressions are weird (who would want to get that send in their mouth) but the ass makes up for it:

Ellen DeGeneres forever tied her vaginal juices in holy matrimony with her long term lezzie clit licker Portia de Rossi. The wedding was held in Ellen’s $29 million home in presence of only 30 invited guests. Ellen DeGeneres lives in a $29 million home? Wow, imagine lesbian orgies that these two vaginas put together in the mansion. The ritual probably consists of goat decapitation voodoo style and menstrual blood back rub. When the priest was about to say “You May Kiss The Bride”, instead he probably said “You May Lick Brides Middle Toe”. Sounds like a pretty good wedding.

Oh, and my terrible dilemma that kept bugging me for days has been resolved. Ellen DeGeneres was the groom and Portia de Rossi was the bride. I had no idea how two lesbians who are having a wedding are gonna get that shit sorted out. Straight people have it simple. Or one could say - they don’t have a choice. Where as gay people, they have a major decision to face, but they have a choice. Except that it could lead to arguments that could bring whole wedding down. Looking at Ellen DeGeneres, I don’t suspect an argument. She probably forced an umbrella up Portia de Rossi’s ass and told her she’d open it if she didn’t agree to let her to be a groom. And Portia de Rossi said: “Ellen, I agree to you being the groom at our wedding, just please do open the umbrella, I love when you’re rough and tough with my ass.”

What a great couple.

Erin Blanchard - Gymnast on the Trampoline

Erin Blanchard is a US gymnast who was representing her country at the Beijing 2008 Olympics on the trampoline. Trampoline has only been an Olympic sport for eight years now. I’m glad about that one - love to watch those firm bodies bounce around.

Erin Blanchard didn’t make it to the finals and is already packing her gymnast gear to go back home. He Olympic dream’s just ended, but with this type of body there’s still a lot to dream about. If I owned a strippers bar, I’d totally want a trampoline gymnast to perform for my patrons. Somebody give Erin Blanchard a call, see if she’s interested.

Image Credit: AP