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Winklevoss Brothers Tyler and Cameron, the founders of ConnectU, a social networking site for students, were part of the U.S. rowing team for the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games and scored themselves 6th place.

Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss are best known for suing Facebook - another useless social networking site claiming the Mark Zuckerberg, SEO of Facebook stole their idea and some of the code to create Facebook, which then grew to become one of the most popular and most useless sites on the net. The lawsuit was somewhat settled but The Winklevoss brothers contested the settlement later on because they just don’t give up. Well, good luck to them.

The Winklevoss brothers made it to the finals of the Olympic rowing competition but ended 6th out of 6. But it still has to count for something. Aussies won the gold.

Winklevoss Brothers image credit: Daylife

Nastasia Liukin - Gold Medal in the Women's All-Around Gymnastics

I told you so, I totally said it that Nastasia Liukin could win the all-around gymnastics and she did. An American gymnast Nastasia Liukin – full name Anastasia Valeryevna Liukina beat everyone and won gold medal for the women’s individual all around. She’s also one of the best looking gymnasts which is never a bad thing. If you’re doing all that flexible crazy stuff, make sure you also look good so I can let my imagination fly. Oh the things I could do to a chick who can bend in any way I need.

She’s probably a real bitch too. All Russian chicks are. They fight and tell you off without winking an eye. She’d need a firm hand and a hard cock. Hard cock so you can slap her across the face when she just wouldn’t shut up.

The little Chinese girl she beat was cuter, but looked like she was 11 year old. Olympic rules say gymnasts must be at least 16. I was having hard time believing she was 16, but her… Asians are more deceiving in looks than Russians. Congrats to Nastasia Liukin for winning all arounds.

Nastasia Liukin - Picture of her Feet, Ass and What's that Spot Called

Kerri Walsh Shows her Ass to Fight AIDS

Kerri Walsh is a volleyball player who made it to the Olympics. Female volleyball players have hottest asses ever! You can look around for the best ass and you won’t find any sexier asses all in one group then there are in volleyball teams. Beach volleyball asses are not as hot, but they’ve got sand all over it and that’s got to count for something. Anyway, this hot ass of a volleyball player Kerri Walsh decided to pose for an ad aimed to fight AIDS. Don’t mind the ass - if you’re going to put on the fight (to fight AIDS and HIV), make sure you have a weapon of mass destruction. I’m pretty sure Kerri Walsh’s ass complies. That ass could kill.

Kerri Walsh even made a funny when she said that she’s “behind” this cause. The chick knows how to use her ASSets. Where do I make a donation?

Kerri Walsh Ass image by Splash News. To support fight against AIDS, go to Until.org

Donald Trump Buys Ed McMahon’s House - Ed is Hereby Screwed!

Yes, it’s true… Ed McMahon was in deep shit, unable to pay for his house and Donald Trump came out of the blue and bought the house leaving Ed to live in it. How generous of Donald Trump, right? NOT! Fuck - Donald Trump doesn’t even fart for free. If Donald Trump spends a dollar on something, it’s because he knows he’s gonna get way more out of it. He’s no good samaritan who’s trying to help poor Ed McMahon out. That’s not who Donald Trump is. He’s got some side interests there and he’s gonna cash in on it. There must have been some hidden value in that whole transaction that everybody else failed to see and Donald Trump found it and grabbed at it. He’s a master of this kind of shit and mark my words - Ed McMahon is hereby royally screwed!

Let’s not kid ourselves. Donald Trump seriously doesn’t do nothing for free and doesn’t buy anything unless he’s guaranteed major return on investment. And look what happens. He’s seen as fucking hero by saving old man’s ass, and will be seen as such because the true colors won’t come out immediately. One way or another, he is definitely getting his money back with chunky profit. The guy is a genius. I don’t think Ed McMahon himself realizes what kind of poop he got himself into.

Anyway, 85 year old Ed McMahon was unable to pay for his house in Beverly Hills that he took a loan of $4.8 million for. He’s currently $640,000 behind with payments and the house was about to get foreclosed and old man kicked out. Donald Trump stepped in last minute, bought the house and let him continue using it. And what general response from public is? Everyone is impressed by Donald Trump’s generosity and his great spirit, good karma points and all that crap. Fuck me! Let’s not kid ourselves, Donald Trump is not being generous. He’s invested. He’s got his ass covered three times and someone’s gonna pay for it in the end. Donald Trump wins… Again!

Below is the picture of Ed McMahon’s house that Donald Trump “saved” form foreclosure:

Ed McMahon's House in Beverly Hills

Image Credit: Tammie Arroyo & Jae C. Hong, AP Images

50 year old lesbian and host of her own show on some TV station I don’t watch - Ellen DeGeneres is set to marry 35 year old hot lesbian ass Portia de Rossi aka Mandy Rogers in holy lesbian matrimony this weekend, US Magazine reports. It’s gonna be one hell of a gayelle lesbian wedding.

Now that gay couples are allowed to wed in California, Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi wasted no time and got right down to it. The rumors of their upcoming wedding go as far as the Daughters of Bilitis wedding. Those two hot lesbians were the first gay couple to officially marry in California.

Only a few close friends and family are invited to attend the Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi Lesbian Wedding - I wander if any males made it on the list or if it’s just gonna be one giant lesbian orgy. I’ve been also wandering - when a pries says: “You Can Now Kiss The Bride” - which of the two gayelles will be kissed and which will give the kiss. Is Ellen DeGeneres the bride and Portia de Rossi the groom? Or is it just like - bride marrying bride? I’m confused…

44 year old Marla Maples was showing off for the paparazzi on a beach in a bikini. Great body for a 40 year old, nice legs too, but complete show off. As if we didn’t know that she lined up a work-out on a public beach just to get herself some publicity. What does Marla Maples needs publicity for anyway. She was married to Donald Trump, she lives off of his money and there’s plenty of it out there.

But then again, she pulled a publicity stunt before, when she needed to promote reality show. She pretended to be dating Andy Baldwin just to get attention. How cheap. I’d still hit that, though.

Mother-fucking ouch! Janos Baranyai, 24-year-old Hungarian weightlifter had his Olympic career end in an excruciating pain and agony, when his elbow dislocated while he was holding 148kg of pure metal above his head. Really shitty time for an elbow to quit on the guy. Mother-fucking ouch… that’s all I have to say.

Janos Baranyai trained so hard to make it to the Olympics, he did make it and now he’s got his elbow dislocated to the point that he may start learning how to eat with his left hand. This accident looks so nasty, Chinese officials call it the most horrific moment of the Beijing 2008 Olympic weightlifting competition. Yet the broadcaster played back the video of the dislocation back and forth from every angle. Talk about pouring salt in the wound.

Janos Baranyai represented Hungary at Summer Olympics in Beijing as one of their weightlifter in the men’s 77kg division. This was his third lift on 148kg weight and it didn’t go well at all. As he lifted the barbell above his head, his right elbow completely dislocated out of its socket, and the man crushed on the floor, shaking and crying in pain.

Chinese staff immediately blocked the view, but the broadcast continued with replays of the accident from every angle. You can see it in the video below, but be ready for some painful shit. You’ll think twice before you go weightlifting again. As a matter of fact, I’m not even going anywhere close to any fitness center anymore. Weightlifting is completely out of question. And if someone tells me I’m fat and lazy, I’ll show them this video of Janos Baranyai’s elbow dislocation - that’ll shut them the fuck up.

Hugh Hefner says “that’s it” with parties at the Playboy Mansion. After many a decade of wild nights at this landmark in Hollywood, playboy founder is ready to put an end to it and Playboy Mansion will host one last on Halloween and then there will be parties no more. Hugh Hefner claims he’s taking this step to cut costs.

Playboy rep didn’t have much to say to confirm or negate this news and beat off enquiring journalists with: “Who knows what will happen in a year from now?” Even though public parties will no longer be held at the Playboy Mansion, the place will still be available for private parties - aka companies with super deep pockets will still be able to rent it out and party it in there the old school style, but the mansion will be off limits to broke losers (well, it has been previously anyway, so who cares).

At least this gives me less reason to get pissed and jealous of everyone who experienced Playboy Mansion parties in their own skin. I’ve never had the privilege and it was always pissing me off. So at least now I know nobody else who’s as ordinary as me will get there either. Take that, fuckers!

Image of Hugh Hefner and his girls by Splash News

Cuero in Dewitt County, Texas is Chupacabra capital of the world. Last Friday, Cpl. Brandon Riedel - one of their cops on duty went to patrol the back roads when he spotted a strange creature running in front of his car. He turned on the on board cam that police cruisers have mounted and recorded what could become a real video of a real chupacabra.

Chupacabra recorded on the video in Cuero is about a size of coyote but it’s hairless and has prolonged snout. It looked remarkably similar to the creature that was found on shore in Montauk, NY last month or the one from Peru found last year. In former case the DNA tests proved the creature was a Brazilian pig, in latter it was some form of coyote. No real mystical chupacabra yet but this last one from Cuero, Texas has not been caught yet.

Whether Cuero is home to real chupacabra, or just mutant coyotes remains mystery.

Actor Shelley Malil (44), best known playing a supporting role in the “40 Year Old Virgin” movie as a co-worker of Steve Carrel was arrested after allegedly stabbing his ex-girlfriend at her home in San Marcos, California. Dude doesn’t put up, he grabs a knife and carves through flesh. My type of dude.

Shelley Malil was taken into custody following some dispute with his ex-bitch which he had knifed 20 times - NBC San Diego reports. It looks like Shelley Malil walked up on his ex-whore and found her with another clit licker shitface who had the audacity to rub his peen against the vaginal cavity of a taken whore, so he took justice to his own hands and started stabbing the bitch and the cock sucker too. Ex-girlfriend ended up in hospital and is in critical condition. Whore deserved it.

Shelley Malil is in deep shit, of course as this is not how you’re supposed to deal with cheating mother-fucking girlfriends and is facing some nasty charges. What kind of society do we live in if you can’t even stab your bitch for sucking somebody else’s dick? Damn…