Beer Steak Bullshit

Canadian Globe and Mail newspaper published results of the study focused on discovering the most and the least stressful jobs as conducted by Erich Dierdorff – assistant professor of management at DePaul University. Without further ado, let’s get right down to the lists of both most stressful jobs and least stressful jobs:

List of Most Stressful Jobs

• Police officers
• Fire fighters
• Family or general practice physicians

List of Least Stressful Jobs

• Taxi drivers
• Insurance adjusters
• Bank tellers

By looking at the lists, you’re probably thinking the same I was thinking – yet another bullshit study that proved absolutely nothing. Just as majority of studies before. Or family or general practitioners I have known in my life took 6 week vacations 5 times a year. They work 4 day workweeks and come to work 2 hours late anytime they feel like. How is that effin stressful?

On the other hand taxi drivers often struggle to make ends meet and have to navigate in shitty traffic dealing with potential dangers of gang activities and pimping in the world outside. How is that not stressful? This study proved a big pile of shit.

The only thing potentially relevant about this study were the work/family conflicts. After studying people in 126 professions, Erich Dierdorff found that those from the most stressful job list faced much more conflicts in personal lives and those from least stressful jobs list faced the least conflicts in personal lives. The conclusion was that jobs with high levels of interaction contribute to increased stress levels yadda yadda, which basically makes entire study laughable because the jobs of the least stressful jobs list are all jobs that are based on constant interaction with others. All I can say about these lists is – FAIL!

Stressful Job Image by http://frixedairwave.deviantart.com/

Damn! Nicolas Cage owned the castle above and the only reason he lost it, was that he messed up on his taxes and the IRS hit him with heavy fines. Still it changes nothing on the fact that actors of questionable qualities such as Nicolas Cage are able to afford bad ass castles like the one in picture above only because unaware public keeps paying for movie theatre performances and DVD discs. We’re doomed!

Nicolas Cage castle photo by Fame Pictures

Ashley Greene stirred some waters around herself with naked pictures she leaked of herself on the internet. To proceed with more publicity, she deployed a lawyer who started threatening everyone who posted the naked pics back and forth so now everyone knows there are naked pictures of Ashley Greene somewhere out there. Since Beer Steak Blog is a work safe blog, I did not participate in mass posting of these nude shots. Instead I come at you with follow up to her naked pics – Ashley Greene looking all hot posing for Men’s Fitness magazine (who in the hell reads men’s fitness magazines?).

Without further ado, the gallery of photos of the Twilight starlet is below. Ashley Greene does look smoking in all of them, even though they are as it goes – photoshopped. She’s a hottie.

This is it! Michael Jackson is releasing new songs even though he’s dead. It all seems like a perfect plan. When millions of dollars are in play, mind games for general public that’s so easy to deceive are obvious. It’s smart economics is all. The news of his death took away the focus from potential child molesting and put back the label of the king of pop. Album sales are soaring ultimately eliminating growing debt Michael Jackson had to put up with during his “officially alive” days. After so many plastic surgeries, I wouldn’t be surprised if he had undergone one more – a surgery to cut off his penis and paste on vagina. The he’d be able to move to the Arabic country and wear scarf covering his entire face except from the eyes. No one would question which that “woman” covers the shit out of her face so he could live undisturbed and negative publicity free.

Michael Jackson This Is It music video is below:

Everybody hated me for calling Pink old the other day so I’m setting the record straight – Pink is NOT old. She’s still sexy as all hell and tight like an 18 year old Vietnamese girl. She can probably also lift 14 kg glass balls with her vagina. Or maybe she has a penis skilfully tucked inside her ass and keeps it a secret that only her husband of two times knows about it.

Needless to say, these pictures are heavily photoshopped to perfection. Pink probably is not that tight anymore but was made look that way. Cary Hart, Pink’s husband deployed his wifey to model for his clothing line cause it’s basically worthless and having Pink wear it would be the only way for anyone to buy it.

Even though Pink is not old, she’s not 15 anymore either. Posing in pink underwear when you’re 30 is lame any way you spin it. Gallery of pictures with Pink wearing clothes by Cary Hart is below:

Hold your pedo dicks. This is not a child exploitation site, I’m just posting a video that’s on YouTube. This little girl is 9 year old and is from Peru. She’s re-enacted the music video of song Toxic by Britney Spears scene after scene. While production of the cover is pretty impressive, watching a 9 year old pulling off adult moves screams Pedo Alert big time.

It is important to recognize that anywhere in the world this girl will be seen as cute and awesome for pulling this off. In North America people will be outrage and will call for censorship of the internet. The land of the free!

The video is below. It contains footage of a 9 year old shaking her booty to Toxic the same way Britney Spears does in the same video:

Matthew Knowles, father of certain C List singers, such as Beyonce Knowles or Solange Knowles is facing a Paternity Suit. According to TMZ, Matthew Knowles stuck his naughty dick and unloaded his slimy sperm into the vaginal cavity of certain Alexsandra Wright who is looking to monetize on the situation and took a route of an attention whore. Alexsandra Wright knows how to dig some gold. Sit on a fat cock of some mofo with fat wallet, wiggle up and down until the slime comes out and when that moment comes, press hard on the dick so no frisky sperm finds its way out of your womb. That’s gold digging 101 right thur. Alexandra Wright has that shit down.

If Alexandra Wright spawns a kid and DNA proves Matthew Knowles is the father, it will be the second child out of his wedlock with Tina Knowles to whom he’s been married for 29 years. He previously knocked up another chick that wasn’t his wife which resulted in birth of Kelly Rowland who’s ex Destiny’s Child member (in the picture with Matthew Knowles above).

Alexsandra Wright filed the paternity suit in LA County Superior Court. She’s in her 30’s and works in LA as some weird PR person for name branding company. Neal Hersh, a guy who’s in charge of the prenup between Khloe Kardashain and Lamar Odom is also representing Alexsandra Wright in the Matthew Knowles Paternity Suit and her once in a lifetime gold digging opportunity.

Pacific Island states of Samoa and the American Samoa were just hit by a devastating tsunami just hours ago. Massive earthquake of magnitude 8.0 that formed in the ocean near Samoa islands resulted in a giant tsunami wave that has killed at least 25 people and wiped out several coastal villages.

While there were 25 confirmed death so far after Samoa’s tsunami, the number is expected to rise as there are still many unaccounted for. US president Barack Obama has declared America Samoa a major disaster zone and dedicated a federal relief fund dedicated at helping affected areas.

The seismologists anticipate more seismic activity in the area which could result in more tsunami in and around Samoa islands. The gallery below has more pictures of the devastating tsunami in Samoa.

Congrats to Megan Fox who is slowly pacing her way towards imminent career of a porn star. She should have skipped that acting crap and get straight down to boinking for money. The video above is some really low quality, likely cell phone bootleg of the lesbian sex scene featuring Megan Fox and some other hot chick in an upcoming movie the name of which I can’t recall at this moment. There is no nakedness, but lots of hot lesbian kissing and a red sign in top right corner posted by uploader of the video. It offers help with penis sizes. Don’t click. First of all, all penis enlargement pills are bogus and secondly – you don’t want to identify yourself on line as a man with small penis. Comon.

These are the pictures of Dominique Dicaprio everybody is abuzz about. I don’t know what the deal is actually – I don’t like her one bit. She’s got that really unflattering appeal to her. Kind of reminds me of that hooker Ashley Alexandra Dupre and when someone has “whore” written all over herself, it gives me no buzz whatsoever.

Dominique Dicaprio won the prestigious title of Miss Howard TV for October 2009. What? You’ve never heard of Miss Howard TV pageant? Don’t worry. Just about nobody did. That’s why it’s a suitable competition for hotties of the ranks of Dominique Dicaprio.

The photos of Dominique Dicaprio in a gallery below are not the official Miss Howard TV photos. Those should be released shortly, but are not yet available. These photos are just what there is so far on the internet of this nobody. Once Miss Howard TV for October 2009 official photos are released, I don’t expect them to look any better than these here. But then again, I may be surprised. I’ve seen skilled photographers and photoshoppers pull magic on some truly nasty skanks.