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Mickey Goodwin – 50 year old boxing legend and the winner of The Golden Gloves from 1975 was bludgeoned to death in his home. Melvindale police confirmed that dead body of Mickey Goodwin was discovered at about 5pm inside a home on Ruth Street in Melvindale where he lived with his mother.

After ending his career of a professional boxer, Mickey Goodwin went to become a boxing trainer at Kronk Gym in Detroit. His professional boxing record stands at 42-2-1, with 28 wins by KO, however he never won a championship belt.

The police have made no arrests, but are asking for citizens who may have witnessed anything to give them a call. This is pretty sad – bludgeoned to death in his own home? Damn… RIP Mickey Goodwin

This video made my day today. I laughed my ass off several times over. Poor dog… so funny though.

This pups name is Bizkit. Bizkit obviously has very vivid dreams, to a point that he starts acting on the outside as if he was fully awake. In this video Bizkit is obviously trying to catch a Frisbee of some sort, gets really frisky, ready… and then takes off… Still sleeping and on his side, Bizkit runs for it full speed when all of a sudden he awakens, gets on his feet but continues running until he runs into wall.

Notice how he speeds up and then actually springs his head as if trying to catch a Frisbee. That jump up for Frisbee gets him on his feet and as he continues to run with imaginable Frisbee in his mouth, he runs into the wall. I’m sure that’s what he was dreaming about – giant, majestic Frisbee. Unless he was fighting some other scary dogs, tried to bite them as they were delivering bites into his ears and then wanted to take off cause he was alone against many. That’s a possible second scenario.

Poor Bizkit obviously feels embarrassed afterwards, but I can’t understand how a cameraman did not laugh their ass off. This is just plan hilarious.

Wash your hands people. This woman – Rosemary Alvarez neglected this part somewhere, got into contact with another person who neglected washing their hands and as a result, she got a worm that travelled through her body and settled itself inside her brain, literally eating her brain out.

For Rosemary Alvarez it started with flu like symptoms. She felt sick and tired, her arm went numb and vision worsened. She went to the doctor’s but results came back negative, until eventually she got to neuro-surgeon Dr. Peter Nakaji who told her the devastating news – Rosemary Alvarez suffered from brain tumor.

Dr. Peter Nakaji went to surgically remove the tumor from Rosemary Alvarez’s brain. It’s a tricky operation as he’d be running his scalpel next to vital parts of the brain. As he was on the brain job trying to get to the tumor, he got some movement happening inside Rosemary’s brain. As he got further he realized there was no tumor, there was a fat, ugly worm, settled right inside her warm brain carving holes into it, turning it into an eidam cheese as it was feeding on moist, juicy brain mass.

The video below has some pretty graphic details, including footage from the operation where as Dr. Peter Nakaji is cutting into Rosemary Alvarez’s brain and pulling a slimy worm out of there. Wash your hand, for crying out loud. Especially after you took a dump and before masturbation. Worm that are on your hand will get in your brain through your genitalia, just like STDs. Don’t neglect that. You may not be as lucky as Rosemary Alvarez who’s perfectly fine other than some numbness on her skull. Skilled neuro-surgeons like Dr. Peter Nakaji don’t grow on trees. Best wash those hands often and don’t eat fast food. Cook your meat thoroughly. Having a worm in your brain is no fun. Seriously!

Watch the video below, but be warned – some of you may find it a bit disturbing. Some may jerk off to it. I’m already feeling much better.

Pinky the Pink Dolphin was discovered by Erik Rue, the 42 year old charter boat captain when he was sailing the Lake Calcasieu in Louisiana. Pinky is the world’s only pink Bottlenose dolphin. Pinky is an albino dolphin. His eyes are bright red and skin, well… bright pink. He’s otherwise perfectly healthy, the only oddity about him is that he’s all flashy pink.

Pinky the Pink Dolphin has been swimming in the waters of Louisiana’s Lake Calcasieu since 2007. He’s been a big attraction, to the point that conservationists want to limit the time allocated for observation.

Dolphins are awesome. Their sense of community is unsurpassed. Family of dolphins will never abandon a member who’s injured, rather they’ll stay with him and protect him until he’s capable of keeping up with them again. When pinky the Pink Dolphin was first spotted, there was a group of five dolphins around with Pinky’s mom always by his side. Dolphins are so amazing. Especially this pink albino dolphin.

More pictures of Pinky the Pink Dolphin in the photo gallery below:

3/3/09

Happy Square Root Day, gang. And what a special day it is. It doesn’t happen often that we’d have a day when both day and month would both be the square root of the year’s last two digits. Such special day only occurs nine times in hundred years. If this is not the reason to party, then I don’t know what else is.

Keep in mind that next square root day is not coming until April 4, 2016. Square Root Day is more precious than birthday or Christmas both of which come once a year. I’m pretty sure Megan Hauserman won’t celebrate square root day, cause you need to have basic math skills to appreciate the preciousness of such day, but all of you my dear readers surely do, right?

OK OK, so I’ll explain it in plain terms – 3 is a square root of 9, get it? Happy Square Root Day everyone. Blow a bong for me, will ya? – 3/3/09

The most awesome reality TV fight in which Sharon Osbourne beats the ass of skanky Megan Hauserman who opened her filth hole on Ozzy Osbourne is labeled on VH1 website under “Sharon and Megan’s big fight”. Thyey call it a big fight, but they really should call it “Megan the-skank Hauserman gets Owned by Sharon Osbourne” – end of story. If you haven’t seen the goodness, head over here –> Sharon Osbourne Fight with Megan Hauserman Video.

As it could have been expected, Megan Hauserman’s boyfriend or perhaps her step dad got greedy and advised her to sue Sharon Osbourne. It definitely must have been someone other than Megan Hauserman herself who came with an idea of a lawsuit as that dumb skank surely doesn’t have enough brain cells to even understand what a lawsuit is. And since her 5 minutes of fame came to a complete and ultimate stop, she might as well try to monetize on it as that would be the last time her name makes it on pages of mainstream media. Megan Hauserman is a fucking loser.

Megan Hauserman is suing Sharon Osbourne “for battery, negligence and infliction of emotional distress” which took place during Rock of Love: Charm School reunion show on VH1. Megan Hauserman called Ozzy Osbourne brain dead, Sharon Osbourne responded by flushing wine in skank’s face and ripping hair off hear dumb head. Sharon has my utmost kudos for being a complete badass. She even said herself she’s OK if skanks are a bitch to her, but don’t attack her family. Sharon Osbourne for the win. Hope judge wipes the lawsuit off the table because dumb whores have no case.

Sharon and Megan’s big fight pic collage by TMZ

It’s party day at Seussville. Why is it a party day? Because it’s Dr. Seuss birthday today. That’s right, kids. Theodor Seuss Geisel, author of popular childrens book would have been 105 year old today.

Theodor Seuss Geisel was born on March 2, 1904 in Springfield, Massachusetts. Dr. Seuss is the author of “The Cat and the Hat” book, which only uses 223 vocabulary words, making it suitable for first time readers. It’s a story about two “home alone” children and their adventures with a rogue cat in the hat. Writer and cartoonist Theodor Seuss Geisel aka Dr. Seuss published over 60 children’s books

To celebrate Dr. Seuss birthday, even Google adjusted their main graphic to celebrate the anniversary. Happy birthday, Dr. Seuss, I’m sure Seussville will put on one hell of a party.

This is an extreme case of police brutality from Seattle, Washington. Recently released video shows two deputy officers from King County violently beating up a 15 year old girl inside a jail cell for throwing a shoe after them. Shoe Throwers rock!

The beat up of this fine 15 year old ass took place on November 29, 2008. It was entirely recoded on a security camera installed inside the cell where girl was being confined. She was arrested after her parents reported their car stole. The police tracked down the car, and arrested this girl who was a passenger. Because she’s a minor, her name has not been released. One name that was released as the name of that cock sucker who felt like feeling some 15-year-old flesh and grabbed at the opportunity as soon as it arrived. His name is Deputy Paul Schene and he’s being charged with assault. The other cop’s name is Travis Brunner. He’s the one who got the girl arrested after he’s spotted the car she was driving in in the middle of the night without headlights on. The car was driven by another 15 year old girl who was also arrested.

31 year old cop Paul Schene has been with the police force for 8 years. Deputies Paul Schene and Travis Brunner escorted the girl to a holding cell. Once she was in, Paul Schene asked her to take off her shoes. The girl slipped the shoe off her foot and kicked it at Paul Schene. The cop responded by kicking the teen, pushed her against the wall, then flinged her on the floor by her hair and deliver two punches, even though it is not evident from the video where the punches landed.

If convicted, Paul Schene could face up to one year in prison. He’s been on administrative leave since beginning of investigation in December.

Miley Cyrus loves to show off her boobs. She does. Nevermind the pedobear, this is the fact – Miley yrus loves to provoke and have her boobes out just enough so her nipples and areola are covered. One more thing she likes to do is show up with her clearly homosexual boyfriend Justin Gaston. That guy is gayer than American Football.

Miley Cyrus boobs decided to go for a little jog with her homosexual boyfriend Justin Gaston. The two picked the best place for jogging ever – a road. There are cars behind them, cars before them, exhaust smog, paparazzi and pedo bear everywhere you look. Makes sense right? If your name is Miley Cyrus, this is exactly the place where you’re gonna show how much your boobs flop, isn’t it?

To top it all up, Miley’s choice of jogging wear consists of bikini bathing suit, fashion sneakers and jean shorts. Was she really jogging or just showing her boobs off to the paparazzi? I’m sure Billy Ray Cyrus approves. Whatever draws more attention to his little ho and makes more monye is fine with him.

More pics of Miley Cyrus Boobs Flopping Up and Down in the gallery below:

Miley Cyrus and Justic Guston Picture credit: Wenn, Splash

The story of Whitney Cerak and Laura Van Ryn begins sometime in late April of 2006. In a shocking string of events, Whitney Cerak was proclaimed dead and had a funeral that was attended by 1400 people. It wasn’t until five weeks later that the mix-up was revealed. It wasn’t Whitney Cerak who died and was buried, it was Laura Van Ryn. What exactly happened? Read on:

The death certificate of Whitney Cerak says she died on April 26, 2006. She was buried in Gaylord, Michigan (damn, they have a town named Gaylord in Michigan? I wanna live there and become the lord of all gay), her home town. Whitney Cerak and four other people were killed in a vicious car accident when their van got into a crash with a semi trailer.

There were a total of 9 people in the van. Whitney Cerak, Laura Van Ryn and their seven friends were all students at Taylor University in Indiana. They were on their way back to the campus from a gig they attended as staff to make some student cash. As they were driving home, the oncoming semi trailer lost control and swooshed across the media running into the van at full speed. Five people were killed, including Whitney Cerak and Laura Van Ryn. Four other were severely injured, but survived the crash.

The accident was really bad, the entire Interstate 69 in Grant County, Indiana was shut to clear off the debris and collect the bodies, many of which suffered head trauma to the point of no recognition. And that is where the whole mistaken identity story begins. When bypassers stopped to see if there are any survivors, they saw a girl struggling for life. There was a purse belonging to Laura Van Ryn right next to her so everyone assumed that was her name. During following 5 week, a girl who was previously Whitney Cerak became Laura Van Ryn. This was just one odd span of events that lead to a fascinating story of mistaken identity.

Whitney Cerak, believed to be Laura Van Ryn suffered level 1 head trauma with massive brain injuries that cause her brain to swell. She was in an intensive care unit with doctors fighting for her life. Unable to respond, everyone believed that this badly damaged body was Laura Van Ryn.

Meantimely, the family of Whitney Cerak was notified about their daughter’s death. Coroners mistakenly identified dead body of Laura Van Ryn as Whitney Cerak, but it was an identity never the less so her parents were not needed to identify her. Her sister chose not to come and see her either as she wanted to keep the memory of the way she was when she was alive, not crushed beyond recognition. Coroners, who based identification of victims on IDs found within proximity of each victim now regret not insisting on Whitney’s sister coming to confirm the identity of the victim. Had she come to the morgue, the mistaken identity story would have ended there.

As soon as doctors got Whitney Cerak who was believed to be Laura Van Ryn out of immediate danger, the Van Ryns were notified of it, but were told not to expect her to look like herself. When Don Van Ryn came to see what he believed was his daughter in the hospital, he saw a body with cuts and bruises and head in bandages. Tube was sticking out of her mouth and brain. Doctors gave him victim’s purse and shoes. Purse belonged to Laura Van Ryn, it had her IDs and wallet inside, but Susie Van Ryn, Laura’s mother did not recognize the shoes. Still, she didn’t give it much thought. It seemed weird, but there were more important things of concern at the time. Afterall, she lived on a campus, maybe she borrowed shoes from one of her friends.

Four weeks after the accident, the family of Whitney Cerak held a funeral for their deceased daughter. No one knew at the time that the body in the casket is not Whitney Cerak, but Laura Van Ryn.

Meantimely, girl in the hospital – Whitney Cerak believed to be Laura Van Ryn – started to slowly recover. Members of Van Ryn family were by her side all the time. As time went by, she was slowly able to speak. When someone would call her Laura, she would correct them by saying she was Whitney. Suspicion over mistaken identity was building and when Whitney clearly stated that her last name was Cerak and her parent’s names were Newell and Colleen, the mistaken identity became completely apparent.

Colleen Cerak, Whitney’s mother got a phone call from the same coroner who called her 5 weeks ago with the devastating news of her daughter death. This time, 5 weeks later the coroner said they had reasons to believe that her daughter was alive. Colleen was asked to bring Laura’s dental records to the hospital so they could verify her identity. Having had buried what they believed was their daughter just a week prior, Colleen Cerak thought this was an uncalled for nasty prank.

Whitney Cerak is now a fully recovered young woman. She went through near death experience and had her identity mistaken for 5 weeks. What a story. She has no memory of the accident and hardly any memory of her stay in the hospital. She remembers being at the banquet, going for pizza, then boarding the van and that was it. To put her experience in words, Whitney Cerak wrote a book titled Mistaken Identity: Two Families, One Survivor, Unwavering Hope.