Beer Steak Bullshit

Hugh Hefner needs not worry for loss of belowed Kendra Wilkinson who fled to rub her vagina against the big toe of Hank Baskett. His replacement makes for Kendra three fold. Kristina and Karissa Shannon, blonde twins who decided it was their turn to pass on some of their own vagina juices onto the face of Hef himself got the wish granted. And the twins don’t waste nobody’s time. They stripped naked, threw vaginas in the air and Playboy photographers snapped. These are the Kristina and Karissa Shannon Naked Pics.

I still think Hef has terrible taste in women. He always goes after plastic looking fake blondes and calls them girls next door. he needs to pull his head out of his old man’s ass and figure out that we’re not in the 60’s. Girls next door today mean something else. Kristina and Karissa Shannon are not them. However they get extra brownie points for being clit licking twin sisters. Must be fun to rub vaginas with a twin sister with whom you’ve grown up since your first day on this Earth. I understand Hef, he got himself a treat. Too bad all he can do is watch Kristina and Karissa rub their vaginas together and double dildo each other. Wander if he watches them naked.

Kristina and Karissa Shannon Naked Pics below. I had to camouflage the vagina of that one of them (God knows which one it is… can’t tell them apart). Must keep the site work safe, most readers read it at work. I actually write it at work, but my boss is off till Monday

I’m so awesome. As I was typing the title in, I made a little typo and it resulted in “Hank Baskett - Pics of a Stud Who Pasted Kendra Wilkinson Pussy”. I’m not sure how one can “paste” a pussy but maybe it has something to do with pasting herself on face of Hugh Hefner which Kendra Wilkinson surely has sufficient experience with.

Hank Baskett… that’s right. The stud he stole Kendra Wilkinson’s pussy right of Hugh Hefner’s face and pasted her on his dick. I wander if these guys play sports together. I can imagine it going something like this:

Kendra Wilkinson takes her panties off, lays on her back, hips high up, vagina spread wide open. Hank Baskett makes a run for it with a football, makes a throw aiming for vagina. If the ball goes all the way to the vagina, he gets 1 point, if it goes in sideways, he gets 2 point, if it goes all the way in the ass, that’s a score of 3 points. There are extra bloody points if he scores during her period…

All right. That’s enough for a Friday morning juicy visual. Pics of Hank Baskett below. Oh, and I forgot to add. Kendra Wilkinson gets points by batting the ball off with her clitoris.

I have got no respect for moronic celebrities who go overboard with plastic surgery. Lisa Rinna is one of them. Those lips are gross. What was she thinking?

In an interview with In Touch Magazine, Lisa Rinna admitted that she realized she had gone too far with plastic surgery when she saw recent pictures of herself. Lisa had previously tried Botox and when filler Juvéderm injection became the next best thing, she went right for it and started injecting shit to her face. Next thing she sees is this pair of deformed, over injected lips Jocelyn Wildenstein style.

Lisa Rinna is 45 year old actress best known for her long term role in Melrose Place. The thing with her is - she doesn’t think she looks too bad, she just thought it was time to put off injections for a while. Lisa - you look awful, dear. That shit has deformed your face and you should have stopped long ago. Don’t fool yourself - it’s not making you prettier, it’s making you deformed. When you smile it looks painful and warped, like bad photoshop. Pull your head out of your ass and quit with that plastic surgery enhancements before your face falls apart like Michael Jackson.

Sad news! Michael Crichton, creator of Jurassic Park and author of line of great thrillers that include The Andromeda Strain, Disclosure, Sphere and Congo died unexpectedly of cancer today in Los Angeles. The representative for Michael Crichton only said that his death came after a “courageous and private battle against cancer”.

Michael Crichton was born October 23, 1942 in Chicago. He wrote his first novel - The Andromeda Strain - while attending Harvard Medical School and it became the best seller immediately. More than dozen of movies were based on his books.

Michael Crichton won an Emmy award in 1996 for “ER” that he executively produced. He’s survived by a daughter and his wife. RIP Michael Crichton

California Gay Marriage Ban results are still not fully available, but it looks like it’s gonna win. The proposition 8, if voted in could change the constitution of California to ban gay marriages and only recognize bonds between a woman and a man as valid.

Proposition 8 came only six months after gay marriages were given green light by the California Supreme Court. Now it looks like the light may go back to red. Estimated 18,000 gay marriages took place in California since the lift of ban - first of which was between Phyllis Lyon and Del Martin aka Daughters of Bilitis and they also may be the last.

Final results have not yet been released as not all votes have been counted, but gay people who gathered in San Francisco to protest Proposition 8 hope California gay marriage ban proposition won’t become reality. Preliminary results suggest otherwise.

I’m a little bit torn on issue of gay marriages. I myself am not gay, but have many gay friends and… well, love watching lesbians. I’d be in support of gay marriages, if gay people wanted them solely because they want to be with their loved ones. However, gay marriages are all about money and collection of benefits from the government. That kind of makes the whole point of love between same sex couples diminished and whole fight for rights of gay people to marry moot.

Anti Proposition 8 photo: Reuters

Brooke Smith, an actress who portrayed Dr. Erica Hahn on Grey’s Anatomy may be taken off the show. ABC executives say they didn’t like Brooke Smith’s character and wanted Grey’s Anatomy without her. I’m not sure if it’s her lesbian nature that they didn’t like (or not enough lesbianism) but obviously someone at ABC’s got the stick up their ass.

I find Brooke Smith a great actress and think Grey’s Anatomy will lack without her, but the show must go on. There’s nothing unusual about characters coming and going. That’s the nature of the beast. Brooke seems talented and ready to rub vagina’s at the right places. She’s gonna fill herself in soon. She’s real, many women can relate to her. I can’t. I have a dick. I’d cuddle with her lesbian vagina though.

The video below has Brooke Smith as Dr. Hahn after sexual awakening. It’s weird and funny at the same time. When she talks about green blobs turning to leaves and says “you are glasses” I just wish I could shove it right up her ass. She’ll be missed

Sarah Palin got badly pranked by Canadian radio duo known as The Masked Avengers. Sébastien Trudel and Marc-Antoine Audette are well known pranksters who pranked many celebrities, politicians, billionaires and other famous people. This time they targeted running mate of Republican presidential candidate John McCain and it didn’t go well for Sarah Palin at all. She didn’t handle the ending well, when she was told that she’d just been pranked…

The Masked Avengers host Les Cerveaux de l’info - an afternoon program on CKOI-FM radio station in Montreal. Most of their pranks are in French, but when they prank an international celebrity, they switch to English. At this Sarah Palin prank, the Masked Avengers pretend to be French president Nicolas Sarkozy.

According to the Masked Avengers, getting to Sarah Palin was much easier than getting to let’s say Britney Spears. Their previous prank victims include Queen Elizabeth, Gilles Duceppe (Quebec nationalist), Bono from U2, Mick Jagger (The Rolling Stones), Bill Gates (Microsoft), Jacques Villeneuve (Formula 1 driver), and Donald Trump.

Diana DeGarmo participated in season three of the American Idol when she was 16. She ended up second and went on to have a successful career as an actress on Broadway.

Diana DeGarmo is now 21 year old and her success at the American Idol four years ago opened up some doors which lead to a score of roles in New York theaters. Fantasia Barrino, a girl who beat Diana DeGarmo and won season three of the American Idol is also in New York and also having a successful acting career going on Broadway.

Howard Stern did an interview with Diana DeGarmo this morning in which she talked about her acting and how everything fell nicely in place for her. Talk about great start to life at the age of 16. Lucky girl. Best of luck to her.

Barack Obama Antichrist Scripture

As US presidential race is drawing to a close, the attacks against each of the candidates are getting more sophisticated. Labeling one of the presidential candidates “an antichrist” is nothing new. Virtually every US president has been called an antichrist at some point during his career. Senator Barack Obama is not even the president yet, but internet is getting full with Barack Obama Antichrist Scriptures and quotes from bible proving that Barack Obama is an antichrist.

Before I get any further, let me clarify one thing - Barack Obama is not getting my vote. However this has nothing to do with him being or not being an antichrist. Barack Obama is not getting my vote, because I am not an American citizen, nor do I live in the United States. As Canadian, I won’t neither Barack Obama nor John McCain are getting my vote. I just thought I’d clarify that before someone attacks me for being a biased Republican, or worst - a biased Democrat.

Let’s get back to Barack Obama antichrist scriptures. For each website “proving” he’s the one, there is a website debunking the proof. And then there are website debunking the debunkers and the circus goes on ad nauseum. One doesn’t even know what to believe anymore.

What do those who believe that Barack Obama is an antichrist assert their beliefs upon? Well, let’s see what the scriptures tell us about the characteristics of an antichrist and let’s put a checkmark next to each of them that fits the profile of Barack Obama:

Largely popular - Check
Charismatic - Check
Leader of men - Check
Man of Muslim descent - Check
Popular around the world - Check
Capable of making people believe in him blindly - Check

The above scripture is far from exhausted. Even to an outsider who is not and will not be involved in voting for new US president, Barack Obama possesses characteristics that make his motifs for becoming the president questionable. He’s clearly an opportunist who happened to be in the right place at the right time and took full advantage of it. Now he’s standing a good chance of becoming the leader of world’s most powerful nation. He’s ready to say and do whatever it takes to get to the office. The trick is that he’s so excited about being “the first” that it could (and likely will) cloud his mind when he gets that office and will be expected to deliver on the promises that made him the president.

Many Canadians who believe that Barack Obama is an antichrist base their assertions not on the antichrist scriptures, but rather on some scary facts surrounding Barack’s persona, such as his open affiliation with shady characters or huge support he’s receiving from companies and bankers who are believed to be the masterminds behind The New World Order.

If Barack Obama is the antichrist from the scriptures and if he’s the chosen one by The New World Order cartel, then he will be expected to deliver in exchange for financial and multi-media support he’s received from the people behind the scenes. One of their goals will be the completion of The North American Union and introduction of Amero that will replace American, Canadian and Mexican currency. If all that takes place, Barack Obama, the possible antichrist will be the ruler of Canada too, not just the United States. And that’s what Canadians who believe he’s an antichrist base their assertion upon. I don’t know about you, but even a slight chance of having an antichrist for president gives me creeps. Anyone knows what a mortal can do to in order not to get obliterated when the antichrist strikes upon those who refused to join his army of minions?

Cancun - Mayan Word for Golden Snake

Mayan Word for Golden Snake is… Cancun. But some experts on ancient Mayan language claim Cancun actually means “Nest of Snakes”.

Mayan civilization is fascinating. According to Mayan calendar, some significant change could occur in 2012. Actually, the calendar does not particularly points to a change, Mayan calendar ends on December 21, 2012. There are records proving that Mayans understood stars and predicted many a happening that took place in the future. Their calendar goes long after the end of their civilization and then it comes to an end in 2012.

There’s certainly a lot of fascinating details surrounding the Mayans. Next time you go to Cancun, you will know that the name of it is based on a Mayan word for Golden Snake.