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Insert funny Zombie line here – for example: “Run, Zombies are coming!”. Anyway, the city of Austin in Texas woke up to construction signs informing drivers and pedestrians of Zombie infestation in their city, warning them to pack up and run. Nazi Zombies are coming. How awesome is that. Turns out that some hackers hacked into the computer that controls construction signs and changed message displayed into this cool Zombie prank. It didn’t last too long, but nice job anyway, hackers.

I think kids did a good job. It appears that most people from Austin took it that way too, however some were outraged. I think those folk just need to lighten up. And prepare for Zombie attack – you never know when they crawl up on you. Or maybe Austin just has no idea what is going on. Maybe hackers just tried to warn the people of what’s really coming up at them and all they got is mockery. Zombies are real, they’ll eat your brainzzz!

Zombies in Austin video is below

Remember Muntadar al-Zeidi – the baddest man of 2008? Muntadar al-Zeidi showed us all at the end of 2008 that he’s the shit by throwing his shoes at then president of the USA George Bush. Jackass missed his both shots, which only put him up on a baddest man of 2008 pedestal. Had he hit George Bush in the mug and gave him black eye, he’d definitely score a big one for the decade or a century. To commemorate the great deed of Muntadar al-Zeidi, orphanage in Tikrit, Iraq has erected a monument to a shoe thrown at George Bush.

The shoe monument actually resembles the shoe thrown at George Bush – it’s the same style shoe, just an oversized replica. It was put together by Iraqi sculptor Laith al-Amiri with assistance from orphans in Tikrit – children who became orphans as result of George Bush’s warring. The shoe monument is made of fiberglass and is coated with copper. The entire thing is 3.5 meters high, including concrete pedestal. Shoe itself is 2.5 meters long and 1.5 meters wide. The cost of making it was only $5000.

Muntadar al-Zeidi was arrested after his heroic deed and is now awaiting trial. He turned 30 earlier this month in jail. For curious minds – former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein who was executed by hanging was from Tikrit region.

Source: CNN

This shocking picture is from Detroit. Frozen man was found encased in ice with just his feet sticking out like popsicles. He was discovered by a group of explorers who took the rush of entering ruined Roosevelt Warehouse to play hockey in ice covered basement. Looks like they were proceeded by another explorer who may have been seeking shelter from freezing temperatures that did not avoid Detroit, rather than seeking thrill. Obviously, his adventure did not go as planned.

The investigation is on going. Since the discovery of a frozen man, there have been speculations as to what happened to the guy. Since Detroit is trigger happy city, it is possible that man was murdered prior to being dropped off at abandoned Roosevelt Warehouse and as cold snap hit the city, his body got trapped in two feet of ice. Or maybe he just got really fucking drunk, didn’t make it home and took a nap while it was -15 Celsius outside and woke up to being encased in ice. Or maybe he was a homeless guy who was rampaging Roosevelt Warehouse for loose iron he could exchange for money and fell as he slipped on slick ice.

Who knows. Perhaps further investigation casts some light into this mystery. One way or another, this is not quite the way I would wish to be found if it was my time to go. Damn…

Mount Redoubt, an Alaska volcano some 100 miles south-west of Anchorage (Alaska’s largest city) has been making rumbling noises and simmering to the points that geologists are warning it could erupt any minute. The activity of Mount Redoubt has been monitored by the Alaska Volcano Observatory since rumbling started over the weekend.

When Mount Redoubt volcano erupted in 1989, it shot volcanic dust miles in the air, causing disruption in international air traffic and clouding Anchorage area for a while. Now, almost 20 years later, the residents of Anchorage are advised to prepare for volcanic ask and stock up on food and water, as ash may make the outside air hazardous to health.

Alaska Volcano Observatory reports that seismic activity of Mount Redoubt hasn’t changed since they started monitoring it around the clock last weekend, but delivers volcanic earthquakes about once every hour. They have a couple of webcams set up at the location of Mount Redoubt with live streaming of the volcano. Take a look at it HERE

Hélio Gracie is regarded as founding father of today’s Brazilian Jiu Jitsu – one of powerful combat sport techniques frequently used in popular Mixed Martial Arts championships, such as UFC or Pride. Formerly known as Gracie Jiu-Jitsu after Hélio Gracie, Brazilian Jiu Jitsu focuses on fighting your opponent on the ground using choke holds and joint lock. Use of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu can allow a smaller person to defeat a stronger or bigger person.

Hélio Gracie was the only bearer of the 10th degree belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and aside from that, he was also a 6th dan in judo. Born on October 1, 1913 Hélio Gracie 95 year old. Today sad news hit the internet claiming that Hélio Gracie – Founder of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu passed away. I was not able to verify this information 100%, however greats like Hélio Gracie deserve recognition on pages of Beer Steak Blog and as fan of Mixed Martial Arts I would like to pay homage to one of the best fighters of the 20th century. If rumors are true, then I would just like to say RIP Hélio Gracie

Gruesome story from Los Angeles. 40 year old Ervin Antonio Lupoe got fired from his job, it upset him so much, he killed all of his family and then himself. Lives of seven people ended as result of his anger, including two sets of twins (twin girls named Jaszmin and Jassely and twin boys named Benjamin and Christian), one more daughter named Brittney and his wife Ana. The picture above is from the facebook page that Ervin Antonio Lupoe had. What a happy family, except from the boy on the left who’s obviously not impressed.

Ervin Antonio Lupoe worked as an X-Ray technician and got fired. He returned to the house they got recently built and shot each member of his family with a handgun. He later faxed a letter to a local TV station in which he was blaming his employer for death of his family and called the police, telling them his family was dead. By the time the cops got to the scene, Ervin Antonio Lupoe turned a gun on himself, turning their new house into the tomb with seven dead bodies. I’m sure whoever buys this house in the future will run away screaming. Ghosts of dead twins will haunt the place for ages.

Global economic crisis mixed up with ability of people to own and carry hand guns results in needless deaths. Guns kill people more than people kill people. I’m sure pulling a trigger even on someone you love is easier than knifing the guts out of them. When you shoot someone, you don’t give them a chance to give you the killer look which he would have got from his kids if he had a knife or other weapon. Guns kill people – plain and simple. Guns make killing easy. If it wasn’t that easy, Ervin Antonio Lupoe would probably just kill himself, not his entire family.

New Peta SuperBowl Commercial is causing controversy again. I know Peta has long been a rather laughable institution, but their commercials rock. How about giving some asparagus blowjov, giving pumpkin titjob and fucking a little broccoli? That’s what Peta SuperBowl Commercial is all about. Too bad the prudes at NBC put big Banned stamp all over it.

When it comes to SuperBowl, controversy seems to accompany it on every step. Janet Jackson Wardrobe Malfunction is probably the most famous of all. I can’t help but laugh. Surely some controversy is needed – I mean who in their right state of mind would want to watch football? It’s the most boring parade of small penises and oversized body armor ever. Only morons watch that bullshit. And organizers clearly realize that. So they boost it up with a little something here and there.

People for Ethical treatment of Animals tried their share and got Banned. Peta SuperBowl Commercial shows some ugly bitches with fake boobs get all horny looking at vegetables, so they take their clothes on and get raunchy with the greens. There is blurred naked tit somewhere in that video, I think. I don’t know – all I could see were plastic looking Barbie dolls with fake tits. Not that I wouldn’t fuck it, but I fuck vegetables all the time so I was distracted by a sight of yummy asparagus bunch. Reminded me of good times massaging my prostate. And yes – asparagus is much safer than a glass jar (don’t click that link, it’s 18+ and offensive – for you, not me)!

Watch Banned Peta SuperBowl Commercial video below

Tania Zaetta is… you guessed it – an Aussie Chick. She likes to refer to herself as Ultimate Aussie Chick.

Tania Zaetta guest starred in Baywatch along side David Hasselhoff but her main success on big screen is attributed to the show Who Dares Wins which she co-hosted with Mike Whitney for 4 years.

Tania Zaetta is Australian born, but her father is Italian. I see lots of East Indian features in her face – don’t know why. She was recently touring bases of Australian Defence Force in Iraq and Afghanistan as part of the entertainment group The Wolverines and several Aussie news papers followed by saying that she had some sexy times with a few soldiers while she was there.

Needless to say, Tania Zaetta got pissed off over allegations (why would a hot chick go to see thousands of horny soldiers – to sing for them?) raised hell and forced Aussie Defence Department to apologize. Aussie Chief of the Defence Force, Air Chief Marshal Angus Houston met with Tania Zaetta and apologized to her saying that there was no substance to the allegations (translation – they gang banged her without much fanfare).

Tania Zaetta is now looking to take another entertainment tour for the forces. I guess sore ass healed up in the meantime.

New Britney Spears song titled If You Seek Amy (in video below) is raising eyebrows and I can’t help but give kudos to Britney Spears. Girl is a genius. This is show business 101, she knows what she’s doing and she’s doing it right.

Britney Spears used a little word game to put together a song that offended enough people to get massive media attention. Media attention brings If You Seek Amy to people like me, who would never otherwise listen to it, because music of Britney Spears does not give me a hard on. That’s why I think Britney Spears truly deserves the fame she gets – cause she’s doing it right. Now let’s take a look at If You Seek Amy – it took me a minute to get it so I have to explain it to you, in case your brain is in your pants too.

The stand alone title of the song If You Seek Amy doesn’t really suggest all that much, but it starts making perfect sense when you put it in context in which Britney Spears signs the line. It goes something like this (excerpt from If You Seek Amy lyrics):

All of the boys and all of the girls
Are beggin’ to If You Seek Amy

If you say these lyrics fast enough or repeatedly several times, you’ll get what Britney Spears is saying right away. She’s awesome. She’s basically talking about boys and girls wanting to fuck her:

All of the boys and all of the girls
Are beggin’ to F*U*C*K ME

Britney Spears gets exactly what she needs and what she was aiming for with If You Seek Amy – controversy. The Parents Television Council is already complaining and wants the song off the air between 6 am and 10 pm saying it violates indecency laws. Give me a break you bunch of fucking prudes… However, it plays off well for Britney Spears. Everybody, whether fans of shitty music or not now wants to check out what If You Seek Amy is all about. Could she have promoted her own shitty music better? No damn way!

If You Seek Amy doesn’t even have a video to accompany it yet and is already on Billboard Top 100. The single appears on New Britney Spears album titled Circus. Fan made video to If You Seek Amy is below.

Britney Spears pic is from Good Morning America on ABC. Photo credit: Bryan Bedder for Getty Images

Jeremy Jackson Sex Tape is just another sex tape on behalf of a fading star who longs for more media attention. Hobie Buchannon from Baywatch is now a grown up man and got himself video taped having sex with Sky Lopez.

As former porn star, Sky Lopez has enough experience getting her vagina drilled on camera, but for Jeremy Jackson this will be the first publically released Sex Tape. It appears as though Jeremy didn’t want the sex tape to go public, but claims that he was forced to hand it over after receiving threats by Sky Lopez’s thugs. That’s a new one, if you ask me. Celebrities always find the most ridiculous excuses to distance themselves from release of their sex tape, yet it’s all secretly organized by them with efforts to bring a spotlight back on their abandoned faces. Jeremy Jackson got a little bit more creative with his promotion for the release of the sex tape. It’s working.

Jeremy Jackson Sex Tape will be hitting the internets shortly. I’m assuming we will hear from Jeremy Jackson soon after the official release. He’ll probably sue the company who released it to public to get more media attention. After that he will have a sex tape launch banquet with the company that released the sex tape and will invite all media partners to that Great Opening.

I know how celebrities operate, Jeremy Jackson. You ain’t fooling my ass. You could have at least picked a pussy we all haven’t seen yet. Nobody cares about overfucked Sky Lopez. Fucking noob!

Oh… I really could not help and had to post this pic of David Hasselhof: