Beer Steak Bullshit

This is the video of Cheyenne Jackson and Kerry Butler on “Live with Regis and Kelly” performing with the cast of Tony nominated musical Xanadu. Cheyenne Jackson is the one is short briefs and Kerry Butler is of course the hot blonde ass in white skirt. Do you think her pubes are blonde to? She probably gets her cooch waxed off before any traces of hair develop so nobody really knows. She’s got no clue herself, me thinks.

It’s pretty gay, but it was saved by roller blades and disco ball. Every musical must have a disco ball otherwise it’s doomed. Xanadu writers must have realized and it’s right there. How awesome… Ladies and gentlemen, Cheyenne Jackson and Kerry Butler in Xanadu for your viewing pleasures. Have salted pumpkin sees ready, otherwise you’ll get bored as hell. I’m out of mine already.

This is an absolutel insane video of a European Elk, also known as Moose being eaten b Black Bear but still alive. At one point it tries to stand up but falls again becuase the injuries caused by massive Bear teeth are so severe, Moose can’t recover. Poor Moose is then kicking its legs as Bear merilessly takes one bite after another of its fresh flesh. This is the nature at its best, the predator wins and only kills in order for himself to survive.

The video was filme in Arjeplog area in Northern Sweden. Some people may find it shocking and disturbing, but don’t hold it against the bear. They are beautiful creatures, just as moose are. They don’t kill for pleasure like men. Bear was following its instrincts and this fight ended in his favor. If you find yourself upset after watching this video, chek out bear Maeuschen and his friendship with cat Muschi from Berlin Zoo.

Seriously, if you think your sister, mom, cousin, GMILF Grandma and God knows who - don’t do shit on internet, think again. Before you jerk off to another faceless stranger who’s stripping for you on the internet, watch this 30 second video from The Netherlands. It’s hilarious. Nw go and fuck your little sister. You’ve jerked off to her boobs countless times, not realizing it was her, so what’s the big, deal… sport?

What a cutie. This is Sam Alexis Woods, one year old daughter of world’s best golf player - Tiger Woods. Sam Alexis Woods was born on June 18, 2007 - one day after Father’s Day so this year, Tiger Woods will be celebrating his father’s day as a dad. And the reasons for celebration are obvious - he’s got a cute daughter.

In the picture below, Sam Alexis Woods is held by her grand mother Kultida Woods. next to them is Sam’s mother and wife of Tiger Woods - Elin Woods.

Image Credit: Reed Saxon for Associated Press

Regina Lasko is one of the most obscure celebrity girlfriend’s in the world. David Letterman, host of Late Show on CBC is a well earning millionaire who despite its financial worth doesn’t go out with new hot chick every couple of months. David Letterman has been with Regina Lasko since 1989 and they lived together in North Salem, New York since 2001. That’s a long ass time for being together. They’re not married, as far as I know, Regina Lasko is just David Letterman’s girlfriend, but they have a son named Harry together and David seems to value her above anything else.

It is very hard to come by any picture of Regina Lasko. David Letterman keeps his family a secret and very little is known about it. The picture above is one rare find and just shows that Regina is not a supermodel. But obviously she has some values no hot chick can offer and I totally agree with David on this one. He could care less about some super hot, young ass. He’s got his loving girlfriend and everybody else can go fuck themselves. And he’s right.

Regina Lasko is a former production manager with past in show business.

…in tattoos. Oliver Peck, ex-husband of world famous tattoo artist and a star of LA Ink, the reality show on TLC - Kat von D (full name Katherine Von Drachenberg) beat the shit out of his ex wife for inking the most tattoos in 24 hour period.

Oliver Peck, notorious for his mustache, got his name listed in the Guinness Book of World Records after he successfully inked 415 tattoos at his Elm Street Tattoo shop in Dallas, Texas. From midnight on Thursday through to midnight on Friday, Oliver Peck tattooed unlucky number 13 on body parts of volunteering cops, firefighters, bartenders, etc. ranging from arms, through legs all that way to asses. I need a girlfriend who has “13″ tattooed on her ass. I’d be shooting my sperm at it each time I ejaculate after a doggy style.

By finishing 415 tattoos in 24 hours, Oliver Peck beat the record previously held by his ex-wife Kat Von D by 15. Katherine Von Drachenberg was so full of herself and now her own “hobbit with a mustache” ex husband took wind out of her sails. Nice ownage!

Kudos to Oliver Peck. Not only has he fucked his ex wife Kat Von D in the ass by beating her record, he also had it so awesomely timed. He basically spent entire Friday the 13th, from first second to last, tattooing unlucky number 13 on people’s asses. Oliver Peck fucking rocks!

I know mug shots are not the most flattering photography in the world, kind of like passport pictures, but Shante Broadus, wife of rapper Snoop Dogg better tell her husband to get her some facial maintenance stuff going. Maybe it’s just a bad time of month for her. She probably went to get pain killers and the best shit they had was two bottles of Jack Daniels, Shante Broadus saw the No. 7 Brand, picked a couple bottles up, chugged that shit right down her throat, killed the menstrual pain and went for a ride. Too bad Jack only kills the pain and doesn’t fix your acne, her mug shot would look much better then.

Snoop Dogg’s wife Shante Broadus was arrested for DUI early this morning in Fullerton, California. At least she picked right place to drive under the influence through. Shante Broadus right after the arrest, because in Fullerton’s DUI arrests, the bail is not needed. How awesome is that? You get your guts loaded with booze, go for a spin, cops bust your ass for DUI and release you on the spot, because that’s how much Fullerton rocks. They pull you over, you DUI, they take you to the City Jail, they book you, issued a citation to appear in court and after that you’re free to go.

Cordozar Calvin Broadus Jr., which is the real name of Grammy award nominater rapper and his wife Shante Broadus have been married since 1997. That’s over 10 years of happy marriage. Shante Broadus should give Shaniqua Tompkins tuitions on how to be a good wife to a busy rapper. Cause Shaniqua has no damn clue.

Yesterday I posted about Genepax Invention of a Water Powered Car and today we have info on Extreme Biodiesel, a biofuel that even more powerful than a regular biodiesel. So they call it an Extreme Biodiesel, make sense, right? No it doesn’t.

Biodiesel, the regular one, is a fuel processed as diesel, which means it consists of short chain alkyl-esters, both methyl and ethyl. Biodiesel is made of vegetable oils or animal fats that are transesterificated, making a high power fuel capable of performing on itself or blended with regular diesel fuel. That means it can be added into a regular diesel vehicle that you own and will make it run.

Extreme Biodiesel then uses this principle and takes it to next level. Biodiesel is thoroughly tested fuels available on the market. We could soon see it available to fill our tanks with.

British royal Princess Eugenie, younger daughter of The Duke and Duchess of York and a sister of Princess Beatrice is 18 year old and knows how to have fun. She was seen running around naked and drunk on the grounds of Marlborough College - a posh school in Wilts, UK.

Now that’s my kind of royal blood. How do I hook up with her? We could run around any college grounds naked, drinking Jack Daniels from my flask and have sexy times together. Great success. I love royals who started having sex when they were 12 and take double anal by the time they’re 18. Actually, I don’t know if Princess Eugenie is anything like that, but she could rub those braces against my thick shaft any day.

According to a staff member at Marlborough College who was on duty that night, he was woken up by students’ voices and found about dozen of them naked and drunk and dancing around. No mention of sex, but he probably just missed it. i mean, who the fuck dances around naked and drunk and doesn’t have a giant orgy when there’s another 11 naked and drunk people doing the same thing. Give me a break. The janitor probably wanted to dip his penis into the roal pussy but she was already taking 4 in at the same time, he got pissed and reported her ass.

According to Fox News, it was all girls, though. I’m heart broken. Princess Eugenie is a lesbian. They were rubbing vaginas together never caring for healthy man mean in their asses. That pushes tears in my eyes. My do royals have gay relationships leaving me out. Grrr.

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What the hell was this ho thinking? Kristina Caban, 23 year old photography student from New York had sex with some douche called Samir Sara and he never called her after that one time. She probably gave terrible head and wouldn’t take it in the ass. I understand the douche, who would want to go through sucky sex like that twice?

Someone must have given Kristina Caban false impression about her fellatio skills, because she decided that her blowjobs don’t suck, literally… and decided to call that one night stand with Samir Sara “a rape”. That false rape aka one night stand took place in 2004. Two years later, stupid ho probably sucked dicks of Robert Testagrossa (her current boyfriend) and Joel Leonhard, cause those two douchebags joined her in a deed that landed them in jail - they branded Samir Sara with hot iron. Haha, how imaginative is that?

Whatever is the smooch in between I actually don’t know and am just guessing based on real life experiences. Fact of a matter remains - Kristina Caban and Robert Testagrossa got 5 years in jail for branding a giant letter R on the lower back of Samir Sara with hot iron. They were gonna brand whole word “RAPIST” on his skin, but chickened out as the victim screamed bloody murder. Three days later the ho was arrested and accidently tipped the police off bout her accomplices, however Joel Leonhard was not caugh and still remains at large.

Good job, Kristina Caban, good fucking job!