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OMG, Friday the 13th is taking it’s toll and it’s not funny. Tim Russert is Dead. This shocking and sudden news just came in at this moment and it appears to have been caused by a Heart Attack. The host of “Meet the Press” collapsed few hours ago at NBC’s Washington news bureau during voice over recording for Sunday’s Meet The Press. He was only 58 year old

Tim Russert has been with NBC since 1984. Time Magazine had him in their top 100 most influential people list for 2008. He had just returned from a family vacation in Italy where they were celebrating his son’s graduation from Boston College.

RIP Tim Russert

The verdict over Child Pornography charges claiming that R&B singer R Kelly was producing and participating in child pornography came after six years and one day of jury deliberations. The verdict is - Not Guilty.

Cook County jury consisting of nine men and three women acquitted R Kelly of all 14 counts filed against him.

R Kelly has been denying it was him in the tape and even the victim, who is now 23, said it wasn’t her in the video. The prosecutors based their case on key witness who said she had a threesome with the singer and that girl who may have been as young ass 13 years old at the time. The defense based theirs on the fact that R Kelly has a giant mole on his back where as the man in video doesn’t.

41 year old, Grammy award winning Robert Sylvester Kelly is best known for his hit single “I Believe I Can Fly”.

Big drama on Broadway. Two twinks got into a gay dispute over who’s gonna finger whose ass. And looks like Nick Adams. Mario Lopez can bend over starting… now.

Nick Adams co-stars with Mario Lopez in a Broadway play “A Chorus Line”. Mario’s been rather obsessed with his toned muscles as of late and wanted to show off his skin, so he demanded that short sleeve shirts are worn by his character. He further demanded that Nick Adam’s character be all covered up in a hoodie. Dude’s got some serious self importance issues and can’t stand when someone else is well toned too. He likes a finger in the ass, they say, though…

He best no pull that finger out of his ass, cause God knows what’s gonna leak. His anal squeezing muscles must be pretty loose by now. Anyway. The bitch fight between the twinks got further escalated when 2(x)ist, the underwear company known for their super gay panty styles showed finger to Mario Lopez after they saw what Nick Adams looks like. Mario was all pumped up to star in 2(x)ist new advertising campaign showing off his abs, but while company reps have finger to show to him, they have another one to shove to Nick Adams. He’s gonna love that shit.

They were actually going to give Mario the contract, but after they saw Nick, Mario went off the list.

Why have I not thought of that myself? I always wanted to be a gynecologist and spend my entire days exploring vaginas of random woman. But I guess you can’t play the game for too long. If you’re not an expert gynecologist and just pretend to be one to play with labia, someone’s gonna notice your drool and hear vibrating bullet in your ass and your ass is gonna get busted. Just like the ass of Zalman Silber - a wealthy businessman from New York. Hope he got a chance to pull his butt plug out before the bust. Wait… he may have enjoyed it. Nevermind.

Zalman Silber opened a gynecology office on Park Avenue in Manhattan back in 2004 and “treated” two women of 24 and 18 years. He fooled the bitches by telling them that the exams were part of some medical survey and they ate it with desert.

His normal job, that makes him shit loads of money is the tourist attraction he owns in the Empire State Building. It offers visitors to take a virtual flight through New York. If he’s so well off, why wouldn’t he pay for a hooker? I hear Ashley Alexandra Dupre is quite popular at it. She takes it in the ass too. They could shove butt plugs to each other’s anal cavity.

Zalman Silber was arrested. All other doctors (legitimate ones) from the area were surprised to see one of them arrested and then they found out he was a fake gynecologist.

Any women in New York eager to take special survey exams?

This is a very rare video of a very rare creature - a Sea Dragon. They are absolutely spectacular and the look just plain mind blowing.

Leafy Sea Dragon as seen in the video here is the only member of the family Phycodurus - Phycodurus eques. Filmed at the Chicago Aquarium, these Sea Dragons are native to Australian shallow sea shores. Leafy protrusions are there solely for the sake of camouflage and do not function as means of movement.

With approaching Father’s Day, another species of this rare creature - a Weedy Sea Dragon at the Georgia Aquarium is pregnant. Just as it is with Sea Horses and Pipe Fish, it’s male Sea Dragons who carry the eggs and bring offspring to life. This will be the third time in the US that a Sea Dragon would give birth. It’s a very rare a special occasion that could not have been timed better.

Visit Georgia Aquarium for more information

Genepax Co Ltd, a company from Japan invented a car that runs on water. No more expensive gasoline fuel, no CO₂ emissions, none of that crap. Genepax is the real deal with the real car that runs on water. At least that’s what it seems like…

The prototype car Genepax announced and demonstrated on yesterday’s show and tell in Osaka, Japan is run by the engine that generates power form the supply of air and water. Company’s own Water Energy System (WES) uses their own membrane electrode assembly (MEA) which break water down into oxygen and hydrogen through chemical reactions producing energy similar to that of a regular fuel engine.

Genepax car is electricity powered, runs on water and is environmentally friendly. It will take any water, including rain or sea water. One liter is enough to get your car running for an hour at 80km/h. Genepax CEO Kiyoshi Hirasawa said that unlike regular electric cars, their car will continue to run for as long as you supply water to it. You pour water into the tank, special generator breaks it down to create electric power.

You won’t be able to buy Genepax cars yet, but the company has applied for a patent and is negotiating with various Japanese car manufacturers to collaborate with in mass production or cars that run on water. Good times ahead.

Below is the video demonstrating the car, but it’s in Japanese

Official Website (in Japanese)

I don’t get Triskaidekaphobia. I think it’s likely becuase I suffer form Triskaidekalaughia… All right, lame attempt at being funny on Friday the 13th, but this is kind of the way I feel. I can’t stress this loud enough - TGIF! Thank God it’s Friday. Laugh at it, switch from Triskaidekaphobia to Triskaidekalaughia (I know this ain’t no English word, but pretend it is for a day). Be glad the weekend is upon you and everything will seem finer.

I’ve never suffered form the Fear of Friday the 13th, but then again, every week seems so never ending for me. Mid week, on Wednesday, I was so tired i believed surely it must be Friday. The horrors of finding out it was only Wednesday and not only following day wasn’t Saturday, the following day wasn’t even Friday itself. It was still to be Thursday. No where bloody near weekend. Fear of Friday the 13th my ass. I fear of weekend not being near. I fear of every day that’s not Friday. I’m kicking Triskaidekaphobia, the fear of number 13 and the fear of Friday the 13th in particular in the ass, because the fear of all other days combined overpowers the fear of one single day. How’s that for a little therapy sessions?

BTW, if I make no sense, blame it on Friday the 13th. And go see The Happening. The producers timed the release of the movie out well, didn’t they. You can combine the scary movie with triskaidekaphobia and have a freaky end of the week. Hope your weekend kicks ass.

Charles Manson had something going about himself. He was a criminal who spent most of his life breaking the law, then being caught and sent to jail, and he was of smaller build, but there was something mesmerising about him, something that drew young women to follow him blindly and commit murders as per his requests. Susan Atkins is one of them.

As part of Manson Family, Susan Atkins as well as Linda Kasabian, Patricia Krenwinkel and Charles “Tex” Watson committed the Tate/LaBianca murders in which 6 people were killed, including actress Sharon Tate, the pregnant wife of Polish actor and filmmaker Roman Polanski. The following night, they stabbed to death two more people. Susan Atkins carried out the stabbing of pregnant Sharon Tate and then wrote word PIG on the front door of the home in in Tate’s blood.

Susan Atkins was convicted of murders and sentenced to death. After capital punishment was found unconstrituonal, her sentence was changed to life in prison. She’s has been in jail for 37 years - since October 1, 1969 - and is the longest serving female inmate in California prison system.

Susan Atkins is terminally ill. She’s suffering from brain cancer and had one of her legs amputated. Prison authorities are considering a “compassionate release”. After 37 years in jail, the notorious Manson Murders killer could be freed.

Debra Tate, sister and the only surviving relative of Sharon Tate, the life of which (and her unborn baby) was ended by the hand of Susan Atkins thinks wants her to remain in jail. She says Atkins showed her sister no mercy as she was sliting her throat.

Susan Atkins was previously denied parole 11 times. Charles Manson, the originator of killing ideas and the master brain behind all Manson Murders is still in jail, serving life in prison and ineligible for parole at least till 2012.

What do you think? She served 37 years in jail and is dying. She mercilessly killed an innocent, pregnant woman, but that was long ago. Should she be released and enjoy the life of a free woman during the last days of her life or should she pay her debt to society till the minute of her death?

Looks like this is going to clear all doubt regarding the authenticity of Puppy Toss Video. David Motari, the marine who threw the puppy off a cliff in Iraq has been expelled. The Marine Corps released a statement yesterday that one of the marines is being expelled while another is being disciplined for their roles in a puppy toss video, which shows a Marine throwing a little puppy off a cliff to its death, while on a patrol in Iraq.

The marine Corps confirmed it by naming names, saying that Lance Cpl. David Motari from the 1st Battalion, 3rd Marine Regiment at Kaneohe Bay, is “being processed for separation” from the Marine Corps. Additional “non-judicial punishment” will be received, but what it is has not been specified.

Sgt. Crismarvin Banez Encarnacion, the second marine who is heard laughing and says the words: “It was mean Motari” also received unspecified “non-judicial” punishment.

The official release states that the specifics can not be provided because it would violate the privacy act.

David Motari will get what is coming to him. Being Expelled from Corps doesn’t seem like a sufficient punishment to me for what he has done to poor puppy, but Karma has its ways and it will catch up with him.

This looks like a pretyt good documentary. Titled Religulous, the full feature film follows humorist Bill Maher on his quest around the world interviewing people about religion, God and all that good stuff.

The trailer above is just a warm up, but if entire Religulous is done in the same spirit, this movie is gonna be fun to watch. Bill Maher of course utilizes his wits to deliver unprecedented questions and interviews that bite right where it itches.

Religulous is directed by Larry Charles, the dude who also directed Borat. They’re sure playing a high game, there’s hardly any other institution as powerful as religious groups. Fr thousands of years, religion has been the tool of mind control and it is no secret that biggest wars have been ought in the name of God. Some of the greatest atrocities of all time have been committed in the name of God. Would the same people let this movie fly? Or are we going to find a pic of Bill Maher on the box of every pasteurized milk few weeks down the road?