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This is what drunken negro face cookie looks like. Kind of reminds me of what I look like every Saturday. Aren’t I a hottie?

French Pastry Shop in Greenwich Village, Lafayette is selling these drunken negro face cookies in honor of new US president Barack Obama. Now that I look closer at the pic, it does resemble Barack Obama, but I’m missing the devil’s horns and tail. Maybe fire out of the ears too.

Ted Kefalinos, the owner of Greenwich Village’s Lafayette French Pastry Shop says he renamed drunken negro face cookie into Obama head cookie on a day of inauguration. Dude knows how to market his business. Especially now that he gets so much media attention. This is how smart marketers work – either sue someone big, get yourself sued or do something ridiculously offensive. The amount of attention you get is through the roof, attention drives interest and interest drives business. Is your cookie store struggling to survive – try to outbeat drunken negro face cookies. Maybe by offering drunken Obama limp penis cookies – that will offend absolutely everyone, your business will be talked about in every corner of the land – that’s like $154 Million worth of advertising. Return on investment would be at least three fold.

Source: Gothamist

Some worthless rapper Jay-Z and his worthless buddy Young Jeezy (if you’ve never heard of them, don’t mind it – I’d never either. They both suck) went on a racist slur with a rant at the Inaugural Ball following Barack Obama’s swear into the office. The video below is from O’Reilly Factor where the host talks about this racist, anti Bush rant with Dennis Miller.

Let’s not mess around much and take a look at what the rappers had to say (no censorship here):

Racist Rant by Jay-Z

My president is black, in fact he’s half white. So even in a racist mind he’s half right. If you’ve got a racist mind it’s alright. My president is black, but his house is all white! My president is black, in fact he’s half white. So even in a racist mind he’s half right. If you’ve got a racist mind it’s alright. My president is black, but his house is all white! Never thought I’d say this shit, baby I’m good. You can keep your pussy because I don’t want no more Bush. No more war. No more iraq. No more white lies, my president is black.

Racist Rant by Young Jeezy

I know ya’ll thanking a lot of people right now. I want to thank two people. I want to thank the motherfucker overseas that threw two shoes at George Bush, and I want to thank the motherfuckers who helped them move they shit up out the White House. Get it moving bitch! My president is motherfucking black, nigga!

Jay-Z and Young Jeezy Racist Rant at the Inaugural Ball Video with Bill O’Riley and Dennis Miller is below

Not sure how many of you are fans of mixed martial arts, but Affliction: Day of Reckoning fight which is scheduled for January 24, 2009 and takes place at the Honda Center in Anaheim, California will be the shit. Fedor Emelianenko will be taking on Andrei Arlovski and these both fighters are the best in MMA there is.

Fedor Emelianenko is without doubt the greatest MMA fighter to have ever walked this earth. He’s still undefeated, has never been knocked out and the only loss in his professional MMA career was because of the cut on his face. At the time the competition had the rules that if one fighter is bleeding, the fight is stopped and the opponent is declared winner (kind of stupid and they have changed it since). This basically means that Fedor Emelianenko has never actually lost the fight. Vast majority of his fight were won before the end either by KO, or by submission. Fedor Emelianenko is hands down the shit.

And then we have Andrei Arlovski who wants the heavy weight title for himself and is eager to make name for himself like no other. If Andrei Arlovski defeats Fedor Emelianenko he will be set for good. He will be remembered as the only fighter to have managed that and that will carve his name on to the proverbial MMA walk of fame for good. Andrei Arlovski is the beast and if anyone has any chance at defeating Fedor Emelianenko, it’s him. However, let’s rephrase this again – we’re talking about Fedor Emelianenko here, not just some other fighter.

One thing is for sure – while Andrei Arlovski possesses immense striking power, speed and endurance, he doesn’t have what Fedor Emelianenko has – super strong mental power. This fight is everything for him and that may make him nervous. Fedor Emelianenko doesn’t work like that. His massive mental strength will keep him relaxed and focused and that will be the end of Andrei Arlovski. It will be an interesting fight for sure.

Affliction: Day of Reckoning video is below.

Diane Sawyer pulled off some form of drunk stunt on Good Morning America this morning. The video below was compiled together by good folks over at Gawker and it appears as though Diane Sawyer enjoyed free booze at The Inaugural Balls to the point that she was still drunk in the morning when the time came for her to run the show. Drunk or not, ABC put her on the air letting her mumbo jumbo fly. But really… was Diane Sawyer drunk or did she just fooled us all?

ABC claims that Diane Sawyer did not attend any ball. She spent whole night reporting and pulled off full 24 hours on the air. She must be playing with us or something. If Diane Sawyer wasn’t drinking, then why does she sound like she’s having worst hangover in the universe? And why did ABC put her on the air? Does this happen when you work 24 hours straight or was there really some booze involved and bitch is both tired and drunk? Either way, Diane Sawyer is annoying and someone should punch her in the face already!

Yes, it’s the same gold digger Sarah Larson who was chewing on George Clooney’s nut sack just last year and yes, it’s the same Ryan Cabrera who was fisting Ashlee Simpson’s prostate yet before that. Yes, I wouldn’t be surprised if Ashlee Simpson had a prostate. But let’s get back to our awesome couple of failed gold diggers – Sarah Larson and Ryan Cabrera.

Sarah Larson had a little bit too much to drink at the Sundance Film Festival in Las Vegas and got all raunchy with half a dozen men. Failed gold diggers seek attention anywhere they can, even if it requires showing 6 dicks in your mouth at the same time. When her pussy-rubbing-against-six-men session was done with, dumb gold digger dumped failed losers and left with Ryan Cabrera. She must have took a smarten up pill later that night to have had dumped failed losers and swapped them for a failed gold digger. Ryan Cabrera’s name at least made it on some sites and magazine pages. What a has been either way.

What the couple of failed gold diggers did together is a big mystery, maybe they’d sat at the round table and had a business talk. next thing we see is a new business formed in Las Vegas. Name of the business? Sarah Larson and Ryan Cabrera school of failed gold digging – have your whoring destroyed the spectacular way.

Sarah Larson pic credit: AP (Associated Press)

Mickey Rourke won a Golden Globe award last night for his role in The Wrestler and as he was giving his speech to the excited crowd he paid homage to the director Darren Aronofsky by calling him “one tough son of a bitch“. All in good spirit. I actually enjoyed Mickey Rourke and his speech – nothing like dropping a b-bomb at the Golden Globe Awards. That tough Son of a Bitch Darren Aronofsky responded by giving Mickey Rourke middle finger. Those two are good buddies, you can tell.

Mickey Rourke sported awesome outfit at the Golden Globe. WTF is he wearing anyway? That wig gets in his face too. This was Mickey’s first best actor Golden Globe award. He definitely took it with style. I’m glad NBC hasn’t censored all that shit out like we’re little kids.

The Wrestler is a movie about life of Randy “The Ram” Robinson a professional wrestler with pretty messed up life. I have not seen the movie yet but the reviews are pretty good suggesting it could be a pretty decent watch and Evan Rachel Wood is in it. I have it on a to-do list to check it out after I had returned from vacation in the Dominican Republic.

Below is the YouTube video of Mickey Rourke calling Darren Aronofsky one tough son of a bitch and getting flipped off in return during his Golden Globe award speech.

Mickey Rourke Golden Globe Pic by WENN

As Kevin Federline’s girlfriend, Victoria Prince has been bumping pie holes with K-Fed since December 2008. There isn’t much that is known about Victoria Prince, but allegedly she was a decent volleyball player back before she started sucking on Kevin Federline’s dick and as we know, Volleyball Players Have Seriously Sexy Asses. Whether she lured K-Fed into her vagina with the power of her volleyball ass is also unknown but I wouldn’t trust a volleyball player with anything else.

The fact that so little is known about Victoria Prince got on the nerves of former Kevin Federline’s wife – Britney Spears who is said to have set their sons Sean Preston and Jayden James to spy on her and report back. Actually, Britney Spears has just asked the boys what Victoria Prince is like and if she stays overnight with daddy. She best start explaining the kids on why daddy stuffs his pee pee into that lady’s mouth cause they’re gonna open the door on them mid fellatio.

Poor Britney Spears. She gets milked big time by that douche K-Fed and she’s still all into him. He manipulates her like there’s no tomorrow and knows she gets jealous. So he plays the jealousy game and laughs his ass off from above. Britney needs to quit bumping her pie juices with weirdoes from abroad, like Sandip Soparrkar and hook up with a handsome white guy like… well… me. That’s funny how I fit the profile all of a sudden. I’d keep Britney Spears so happy she’d have no need to be jealous of some Victoria Prince. I’ll father her third son.

Victoria Prince is 6 foot tall. That’s some height. How does Kevin Federline put up with that. I assume it pays well if you’re a foot fetishist. You start licking the toes and by the time you’re up to her cooch, she’s all raunchy and you have ejaculated four times.

All inclusive vacations are available at ridiculous prices and this trend will likely continue throughout entire 2009. ‘Tis definitely the season to get out there and take your vacation now as 2009 will be the year of best deals for all inclusive vacations. That is all thanks to global economy being in a slump, which results in fewer travellers going on holidays, so all inclusive vacation resorts dropped their prices with hopes to attract more tourists. 2009 is a good year to take a vacation. All inclusive vacations are available in best deals since I can remember.

Bad economy worldwide contributes heavily to a global slow sown in unnecessary spending. Travel market is definitely one of those that strives form people’s desire to waste lots of cash to make themselves feel good. However people got a little more cautious with the way to spend money since this recession has started and travel industry is on the forefront of taking the beating as a result. They responded the best way they could – by offering incredible deals on all inclusive vacations.

Prices are being adjusted at all level of the travel business. Whether it is airlines, or hotels, or full feature vacation resorts – they all cut their prices down making 2009 the year of best deals. All inclusive vacations are especially available at great prices. If you were planning to go on an all inclusive vacation but never actually got around, now would be the time. Now that the prices are at long term lowest.

This being said – I just returned from an epic Vacation in Cuba one and a half month ago. I’ve checked out plane ticket prices and picked up another one to Dominican Republic and I’m taking off next week on Tuesday (so Beer Steak Bullshit Blog will not be updated for a few days again). Mind you, I did not take an all inclusive vacation, I like to have real adventures so I only buy a plane ticket and take it from there – which is why my trip to Cuba kicked so much ass, but considering great deals on all inclusives, I’d recommend anyone to look into taking one now. 2009 is a good year in this regard. And if you’re totally crazy, hit me up and join me on another epic where-the-fuck-am-I adventure in the Dominican Republic.

For the first time since his diagnosis, Patrick Swayze sit down with Barbara Walters to address rumors regarding his pancreatic cancer and tell the truth about how he’s doing. Countless entertainment portals, including Beer Steak Blog reported what was said when the news of his cancer surfaced – that Patrick Swayze is dying and has only weeks to live. Obviously, this proved to be a big pile of pancreatic poop. Patrick Swayze is still kicking it, however pancreatic cancer is “the beast” – (get it? The Beast is the title of the TV series starring Patrick Swayze).

I wish Barbara Walters wasn’t so irritatingly obnoxious. Listening to her makes me want to murder Shiba Inu puppies. Her speech impediment and hissing sounds she makes as she swallows words combined with annoying color of her voice should be outlawed before someone stomps babies because of that. God I hate Barbara Walters. But alas, she was the one Patrick Swayze let interview him.

Barbara Walters did touch some touchy topics in the interview. She asked Patrick Swayze if he thought it could have been his smoking that caused pancreatic cancer. Patrick Swayze kind of responded positively, but has no intentions to quit smoking. Stage 4 pancreatic cancer typically claims lives within months. Patrick Swayze has been kicking around for a year already and still filming The Beast. He surely doesn’t give up. He’s ready to fight the cancer and not ready to die.

The entire video interview is below. It’s split into 5 parts, leaving commercials that were separating it out. Enjoy.

Patrick Swayze on Barbara Walters Video Interview Part 1

Patrick Swayze on Barbara Walters Video Interview Part 2

Patrick Swayze on Barbara Walters Video Interview Part 3

Patrick Swayze on Barbara Walters Video Interview Part 4

Patrick Swayze on Barbara Walters Video Interview Part 5

Bakhtawar Bhutto Zardari is a daughter of Former Pakistani Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto who was assassinated on December 27, 2007 in Pakistani town of Rawalpindi. One year after her mother’s assassination, Bakhtawar Bhutto Zardari released a hip hop song to pay tribute to her mom. The song is titled “I Would Take the Pain Away” and is quickly becoming a hit on YouTube.

Sean “Diddy” Combs, who met Bakhtawar Bhutto Zardari shortly before her mother was assassinated collaborated with her on the song. The video for “I Would Take the Pain Away” includes footage of Benazir Bhutto’s assassination, but is primarily focusing on her accomplishments as a high profile political figure and mother.

18 year old Bakhtawar Bhutto Zardari who is a university student in Edinburgh is not looking to make career in hip hop. “I Would Take the Pain Away” is simply meant to be an anniversary song to commemmorate her mother’s death. Asif Ali Zardari, father of Bakhtawar Bhutto has been the president of Pakistan since last September.

Bakhtawar Bhutto Zardari Anniversary Song for her Mother’s Assassination is in a video below

Bakhtawar Bhutto Zardari Photo credit: Associated Press (AP)