Beer Steak Bullshit

Rebecca Romijn has a weight loss secret to share. After losing almost 60 pounds without frequent visits to a fitness centre or any torturous cut downs on what you eat, the 36 year old actress sat down with Extra and told them all about her secret weight loss. Without further ado – it’s breastfeeding. Rebecca Romijn’s secret to losing 60 pounds is breastfeeding. Could it get any more disappointing? Especially if you’re a guy?

Rebecca Romijn gave birth to twins Dolly Rebecca Rose and Charlie Tamara Tulip on December 28, 2008. Needless to say, pregnancy and subsequent childbirth left the actress with a few extra pounds. Fast-forward 4 months ahead and what do you see – Rebecca Romijn with nearly all those pregnancy pounds and then some more shed (well, not quite yet). And they all went away by just sticking her nipples into the mouth of her twin daughters. I never thought life was fair, but why prove it to me in such a painful way. OK, so I’ll never be able to give birth and breastfeed naturally, even though I’ve heard of guys lactating, but I think I’d rather stay fat than walk around with milk dripping of my moobs.

Formerly known as Rebecca Romijn-Stamos (from her former marriage to John Stamos), she secured her spot on the stardom list after scoring the role of Mystique in X-Men, however she’s also famous for being Alexis Meade on Ugly Betty. Rebecca Romijn is married to actor Jerry O’Connell with whom she had the twins. She’s currently in Canada filming scenes for upcoming movie The Love Child. Huzzah to breastfeeding as simple means to lose weight.

Check out Rebecca Romijn in a striptease scene video from the movie Famme Fatale. It’s somewhat nsfw but not really. It’s obviously a striptease dance, but no explicit exposure. Sexy body, she’d make a great real life stripper:

Jojo Simmons, 19 year old sun of legendary rapped Joseph Simmons aka Reverend Run from Run DMC and a reality TV star (Run’s House) was busted on Wadsworth Ave in Washington Heights, New York when the cops caught him buying marijuana from street vendor. Jojo Simmons decided that it was not a good day to get arrested on marijuana possession charges and was having none of that cop crap. Idea took action and next thing you see – Jojo Simmons is fighting the cops to get away from getting busted. You can’t get away from cops. When was the last time you’ve heard of someone successfully avoiding the bust after having been caught red handed?

Instead of just facing marijuana possession charges, Jojo Simmons now faces multiple charges, including resisting arrest, attempted reckless endangerment, criminal use of drug paraphernalia and criminal possession of marijuana (criminal possession of marijuana? Is there also a non criminal possession of marijuana?).

TMZ reports that Jojo Simmons was inside his BMW rolling a joint when officers knocked on his window. Realizing he just got busted, Jojo floored his BMW in an attempt to escape. First he put the vehicle in reverse and rammed the parked car behind him. Unable to escape reversing, he then took off driving forward hitting another car on his way thus miserably failing his escape attempt. As if that weren’t enough, Jojo Simmons continued to fight the officers as he was being apprehended.

The White House announced today that the crown of the Statue of Liberty will reopen to the public this Independence Day – July 4, 2009. The Statue of Liberty’s crown was closed after the 9/11 attacks. At the time it was concluded that the spiral staircase leading to the crown is too narrow with low handrail which does not meet modern safety codes.

The delays in reopening were caused by the difficulties in finding the way to evacuate people quickly and efficiently in case of emergency. The base of the Statue of Liberty did not reopen until August 3, 2004. The torch of the Statue of Liberty has been closed since 1916 when it was damaged by a bomb.

Once the crown of the Statue of Liberty reopens, only up to 10 people will be allowed up there at the same time. If each stays for approximately 20 minutes (which is an average time people used to spend in the crown), 30 people will be let in per hour. That limits the number of visitors to only about 50,000 a year so the access will be chosen by the lottery.

It’s great to see the long overdue reopening of one of New York’s landmarks timed for the National Holiday. The view from the Statue of Liberty must be breathtaking. Even though many argue that the statue should never be open for public. The staircase to the top was not built for heavy public use. It was meant for occasional maintenance. And should a case of emergency (such as fire) occur, evacuating people from there would be excessively difficult and that could result in casualties. It’s a disaster in the making so both opponents and supporters of crown reopening have valid arguments.

So there are serious talks that Miss California USA Carrie Prejean could lose her crown over topless lingerie photos that surfaces on The Dirty earlier this week. Apparently The Dirty has really racy naked photos of Carrie Prejean, the admin just hasn’t shared them yet. It kind of makes me warm inside seeing how everything around Carrie Prejean is falling apart. Even though rule of thumb remains – whether it’s good publicity, or bad publicity, it’s always good publicity. Screw title of Miss California or Miss USA. Any of those titles mean shit and each of those hos who ever won them get lost in the oblivion as soon as the next ho gets the crown. Carrie Prejean and her grossly fugly fake tits gets more publicity that all other Miss winners combined. Ho should release a music album, write a book and cash in on all that commotion around her fat ass. Freaking newbs, do i have to teach them all the fundamentals?

Obvious morale of the story regarding possibly loss of crown is – don’t fuck with fags. Seriously, gay people propaganda can ruin your life. Gays are everywhere and are getting as obnoxious and in everyone’s face as Jews. You think if Carrie Prejean loses her crown it’s because of some racy lingerie photos? Thing again! Nobody gave a flyinf crap about her prior to her verbal flip off on Perez Hilton during Miss USA pageant. Paris Hilton deployed his gay ass against her and that cost her the crown there. Other ass pirates followed up and no-issue surrounding Carrie Prejean got overinflated to a point of no return. Topless lingerie photos of a nobody named Carrie Prejean would be just another material for the likes of me to jerk off to. But now that she on the hate list of all gays, these are not just any topless lingerie photos. They are topless lingerie photos of Miss California turned failed Miss USA Carrie Prejean and it’s used as an excuse for gay people to shove their fag dicks further up her ass. Hopefully her ass is real, cause those fake tits are horrendous.

BTW the bikini picture above appears to have been taken before Carrie Prejean had her fake boobs paid for by the Miss California pageant. People in California need to pull their heads out of Perez Hilton’s ass and realize that nobody gives a shit about big tits and fake crap in woman’s chest is just plain gross. Did they really think the only way for Carrie Prejean to win was if she had bigger tits? Of course they did, that’s why they paid for it. And Perez Hilton fucked that all up for them. Hahaha, priceless!

Connie Culp is America’s first patient to undergo full face transplant operation. She was shot in the face by her husband Thomas Culp four years ago. The gunshot blasted part of her face off leaving her with a gushing hole in the middle of her face. After she had lived with her deformed face for years, Connie Culp was given a face from a dead woman who agreed to donate part of her body.

Plastic surgeons from Cleveland Clinic took on the challenge of transplanting full face onto a woman – something that has not been done in this country before. And the results? Connie Culp is still a little stiff in her facial expressions, but she can talk, smell and taste again.

Connie Culp Story

Connie Culp was shot in the face by what was obviously a failed murder suicide. Her husband Thomas Culp took a shot at his wife and then turned a gun on himself. Both Connie Culp and the shooter survived. Thomas Culp was sent to jail for seven years.

The gunshot however deformed Connie Culp’s face to a point that kids would run away screaming in horror when she walked down the street. The bone structure of her face was severely damaged, she had no nose and the only way she could breathe was through tracheotomy. Her sense of smell was destroyed, as were her eating and drinking reflexes.

To deal with her deformed face, Connie Culp underwent several reconstructive surgeries but they delivered little results. But that all changed in December of 2008. Connie Culp went under the scalpel of plastic surgeons to receive a full face transplant. She got new facial skin, the whole bone structure underneath the skin, all facial nerves are new and so are facial muscles. Connie Culp also received new lower eyelids and palates.

The full facial reconstructive surgery of Connie Culp took 22 hours. 22 hours of hard work which resulted in successful face transplant. According to doctors, new facial nerves she got will slowly catch on and Connie will soon be able to show emotions. She’s already able to taste and smell again and can drink from the cup. Not to mention that she can breathe through her new nose and doesn’t need a hole in her throat anymore. But as Connie herself says, the biggest relief is that facial pain she was experiencing is almost gone.

After few months on her own, Connie Culp showed her face to the public. You can see the difference from the photos provided. It’s truly an achievement. Below is the video from the press conference with Connie Culp. It’s an inspiring video to watch and makes you appreciate what you have:

And a gallery of photos showing Connie Culp before and after the face transplant surgery.

Remember Carrie Prejean – that ugly blond who won Miss California and told Perez Hilton at Miss USA 2009 that he can suck his boyfriend’s cock as much as he wants but for her marriage is only right when it involves both penis and vagina? Yeah, that’s Carrie Prejean. That’s the chick who got paid for fake boobs by Miss California pageant so she could win Miss USA but because of Perez Hilton she didn’t win. It’s also the same Carrie Prejean who makes Laura Ingraham’s pussy wet. Well, this Carrie Prejean has naked photos of her leaked on the internet. Blonds with fake boobs that were paid for by somebody else should stay from public eye cause their brain capacity is insufficient to sustain quality image. And it just proves to be truth once again – I don’t think Carrie Prejean naked photos are anything that’s hear to bite her in the ass, cause those are just naked photos – something that dumb blondes normally do, but it’s enough to point more fingers at her fake boobs and more water for big mouthed gay community’s mill of obnoxiousness.

The Carrie Prejean naked photos were originally posted on thedirty.com and since they already hit the web, there is no stopping to the spread. Everyone and their grandma will have seen what fake sideboob of Miss California 2009 looks like. She can cry and curse and fart as much as she wants, the cat is out of the box and he’s not coming back. The controversy is that Carrie Prejean claims to live by the bible and it’s bible that dictates her to oppose gay marriage. She must have missed the part in bible where it opposes public exposure of naked tits.

We all have a little secret. The secret of Carrie Prejean is revealed. She doesn’t care about bible one bit. She only used it to gain popularity among blinded religious zealots America is full of. It also helped her score a warm seat with the National Organization for Marriage. Truth is, Carrie Prejean is just as dirty and sinful as the other guy. She likes it hard in the ass and likes to provoke with her devil’s side. The only downside is that fake boobs make her anything but attractive.

There are more naked photos of Carrie Prejean – this is just a warm up with less exposing ones. It’s not like anyone would want to fap to her fake boobs anyway. She simply lost on all levels. What a joke.

Canadian hottie and a Playboy Playmate of the Year 2008 Jayde Nicole still exchanges genital juices in bedroom games with twink socialite Brody Jenner. The couple paid a visit to the San Diego zoo and seemed a lot into each other. There are rumors going around regarding Jayde Nicole and Brody Jenner break up but they come out of the shelf showing everyone that no, they didn’t break up. They still suck on each other’s clitoris and rub their vaginas together. Brody Jenner rocks like that.

Jayde Nicole sure looks different. Too bad we can’t see none of that “Respect” tattoo, but she’s still the same Canadian Playboy Playmate. Only more worn out this time around. Brody Jenner on the other hand – the twink always makes me laugh. He’s such a gaspar. But he gets to bury his face in that sweet pussy of Jayde Nicole so it’s all good. Pays off to be a lesbian.

If you wish to see what her lower belly tattoo looks like, head over to Alberta Stars and click on Canadian Jayde Nicole – Playboy Playmate of the Year 2008 (18+)

More pictures of Jayde Nicole and Brody Jenner heading to the zoo in the gallery below:

The “Nipplegate” is back. Just as you thought the US Supreme Court had better things to do, they dusted off the old Janet Jackson Wardrobe Malfunction case and returned it to the lower court for re-examination. Saying that Janet Jackson Wardrobe Malfunction was blown out of proportions doesn’t even do it much justice anymore. It continues to hunt CBS like splinter under the skin that just never goes away. That’s North American for you.

If you look again at the original Janet Jackson Wardrobe Malfunction Video you got to admit there’s nothing to it. Absolutely nothing to make a deal out of it. But we’re talking about north American where everything gets blown out of proportion, especially if it involves nudity, regardless of how implied. Remember Naked Twink Dancers on Sweden’s Got Talent – Sweden had a good laugh watching these guys who were swinging their junks and pointing bare asses on national TV with kids in the audience. No biggie – that’s normal. Everybody had a laugh and twinks got their shot at demonstrating their “talents”. What was Janet Jackson Wardrobe Malfunction compared to that? Nothing! Yet look at big deal it was turned into.

US Supreme Court definitely needs to move on and focus on important things. We’re talking about Nipplegate that’s 5 years old. Let it rest already. But no, can’t be done. The prudes need to stir shit cause there was shielded nipple on national TV.

Anyway, federal appeals court in Philadelphia cleared CBS off a $550,000 fine imposed on them by the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) for Super Bowl 2004 wardrobe malfunction of Janet Jackson. According to the lower court, the brief breast exposure of Janet Jackson constituted a “fleeting” image that should not have been fined. But FCC thinks otherwise and insist on reinstating the $550,000 fine against CBS. God save us all!

Free Hugs Prank: $2 Deluxe Hugs

What would happen if a prankster came on a site dominated by free hugger and offered paid hugs? Obviously, it sounds like something from a Japanese prank show, but this was done right here in our backyard. The video above shows what it would be like if a prankster with a sign which says “Deluxe Hugs $2” invaded the territory where a hippie offers hugs for free? Would people actually pay to get a hug on the street? Watch the video which is actually pretty hilarious and find out what might surprise you for yourself. People are weird!

Have you visited Seychelles before? Yeah, me neither. They say it’s a paradise on Earth and from what I’ve seen in pictures or videos, they might as well be true. Several smaller cruise lines operate ships that sail around Seychelles offering unforgettable adventure. With Seychelles Cruise I can imagine you would get to experience the islands and see it from the sea as the sun sets behind the crowns of weary coconut palm trees. But that’s not all, there’s more to Seychelles Cruises. You know how they run Wild West train rides in North American, where you pay for a ride in an old train and it gets attacked by outlaws simulating train robbery? Well, if Wild West is not your thing, but you like Pirates, perhaps you could take a Seychelles Cruise and get a pirate attack on the cruise while you’re enjoying the wind in your mug aboard a fine ship. The only difference is that this pirate attack is not simulated. These are actually real Somali pirates. Yeah, the notorious Somali pirates who modernized ancient “art” of old school piracy. Brought to you in contemporary form courtesy of these fine armed men of Somalia.

It looks like robbing tankers is a risky pirate business for the Somali pirates, so they started focusing on cruise ships that sail around the paradise closest to Somalia – Seychelles. In a recent pirate attack on a Seychelles Cruise MSC Melody the photo of which is above, it was passengers who noticed pirate shit back tailing their cruise liner and alerted captain. Captain then radioed S.O.S. (probably not, but definitely used some means to let authorities know) and the cruise ship was saved by a Spanish warship which then escorted it to the North of Aden. That was however preceded by fire from automatic weapons the Somali pirates were armed with. Cruise ship crew skillfully initiated avoidance maneuvers and escaped the fire leaving all 1500 passengers unharmed.

According to Seychelles’ president’s office, French forces captured three Somali pirates operating around the shores of the Seychelles. This arrest was followed by arrest of nine Somali pirates earlier this week all of which are believed to have been involved in an attack on Italian cruise liner. All the arrests were made within Seychelles Exclusive Economic Zone.

Looks like Frenchies have it covered. As tourists, we can plan our vacation in Seychelles and worry not about pirates. 12 were arrested so far. Didn’t even take too long. Should any other dare to disturb the waters of Seychelles Exclusive Economic Zone, I’m sure more French forces will get on their ass and capture them like their predecessors.