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This is definitely one of the most hilarious videos I’ve ever seen. News reporter is filming a spot about the high school death of some douche called Chris Wood when a demon of insanity takes possession of him and the dude completely flips out in the most awesome way. I’ve done some look-around and there is no mention of that name nor the death associated with it on any news portal on the net, so I tend to think this whole video is a set up. Either way, fucking hilarious and an excellent performance on behalf of the reporter.

I’m Dying in this Fucking Country-Ass Fucked Up Town. Shit flying in my mouth - when he said that, I immediately thought of Britney Spears Shit Stained Couch Scat Fantasy. Betcha that’s one of her favorite quotes.

Well done. They say the “Difficult is worth doing” and hell yeah. This team of 19 skydivers jumped from two planes over Madrid in Spain and linked their bodies up to spell out the name of car manufacturer Honda in live ad broadcast by British Channel 4.

The skydivers had 3 minutes for their live ad and their mission was to form letters of the word HONDA in a sequence to advertise new Honda Accord during live broadcast. This is how it all went down for them. Brilliant.

Ai Robotics, a technology company from Japan and the creators of The Perfect Woman have allegedly already sold a robot woman called Lisa in presale to first lucky customers. Lisa is an android who is supposed to embody everything a man desires - she’s a perfect cook, perfect for cleaning and gives perfect massages.

The Perfect Woman is available in several hair colors and dress styles, so you can have a casual blonde as well as sexy dressed red head. She’s always there for you, always eager to listen and will take care of your needs. Or will she?

I don’t know, I looked at the video and their first prototype has some flaws. Sure, she’s perfect for a robot, but hardly perfect for a woman. And they don’t mention anything about sex. Can she give blowjobs? Does she do anal? Can you fuck her at all? Official AI Robotics Perfect Woman website is very vague and hardly offers enough information. You can pre order your perfect woman there, but aside form a few videos and some history on the android there’s barely enough there. I’d expect my perfect woman to give me enemas and shit on my chest so I can wipe it off with her face before we go to bed. Until they develop that shit, this will hardly be a “perfect woman”.

The wait was well worth it. Reignite that fire of a 11 year old girl in you and indulge yourself into smooth flowing tunes of new single by hot boys from New Kids on the Block. Those five twinks just released a song titled Summertime and you guessed it - it’s got GAY written all over it with capital letters. Duh!

This is NKOTB first video in 73 years. I mean 10 years. Geeee, I swear it feels like eternity since their first big break with Step by Step. Summertime is of course made out to be a summer jingle with its Jamaican sounding creepy subtext and busty, bikini clad babes on the beach. And our five jokers keep doing their childish silhouette moves on the camera like they’re still 13. How embarrassing. Oh God, that’s Summertime for you.

Humanity never fails to amaze me. This man in some unnamed Wal-Mart walks up to back bathrooms both of which were closed at the time. He must have really felt the urge to take a shit dump right there right at that very moment because he didn’t bother to go to the front where he could lock himself in his own, confined lavatory, he pulled his pants down and took a shit and then pissed into the water fountain that’s provided for people to take quench their thirst when Wal-Mart shopping.

The video is a cell phone recording of a security camera view and happened early in the morning when there weren’t many people at the store and only front bathrooms were open. Security personnel later escorted the guy out of the premises. Fucking hilarious. Wouldn’t want to be on a night cleaning shift at that Wal-Mart. Someone had a literally “shitty” job to ake care of. Damn

Despite the fact that Patrick Swayze is Dying From Pancreatic Cancer, he doesn’t let the disease get to him and is scheduled to start production on 13 episode A&E series titled The Beast in Chicago this Summer.

Patrick Swayze will star in The Beast as an FBI veteran who trains a new agent (played by Travis Fimmel). The training is carried in a special, clever and hard edged style while the agents are have secret Internal Affairs team after them.

The doctors treating Patrick’s pancreatic cancer have cleared him for filming but his treatment at Stanford University Medical Center will continue. I wish Patrick the best of luck fighting this terrible disease off. You go Patrick, kick the shit of out your pancreatic cancer and piss on it after it’s beaten. Hope The Beast filming goes well for ya

It’s been a long time since I’ve seen a cute picture of Britney Spears (basically since her vagina flash in 2006) but now cute Britney Spears is back.

Britney took her kids Sean Preston and Jayden James riding mini SUV’s and being a good mom, she took a ride in a Mini Cadillac Escalade herself. I actually really think she looks cute in this picture. There’s been a good share of her going crazy, partying and losing herself day after day, but now a responsible mom in her keeps coming out and the sight of her is much more appealing. Good on her.

Well, fist of all, I got to admit it’s pretty fascinating that breast tissue can stretch enough to accommodate and carry this much mass. This insane, breast size obsessed ho is Maxi Mounds. Maxi is a stripper who underwent dangerous breast surgery to enlarge her tits all the way to size 36MM. In order to get the chichis this big, Maxi Mounds had polypropylene string implanted into her breasts. The string irritates the tits from the inside, making them release and store more bodily fluids in the area which is accompanied with continuous growth. This operation is risky and potential hazards are so great, polypropylene strings are now illegal in countries like Great Britain and the USA.

Maxi Mounds has been a stripper in Florida for almost 20 years and also had her share of staring in porn movies. Her fake tits got her a spot in Guinness Book of World Records where they are registered as World’s Largest Fake Breasts. Each of those things weighs 20 lb.

I seriously wander where she goes bra shopping..

Below is the video of Maxi Mounds on Miami TV Cristina Show.

He’s still a punk. Just when I was starting to think John Lydon aka Johnny Rotten was giving up on wild life style and was going to focus on growing roses in his garden, here comes the news of Sex Pistols lead singer being accused of punching a US TV show female assistant Roxanne Davis. John Lydon worked on the show last year.

True to his nature, John Lydon allegedly addressed Roxanne Davis with some quality English vocabulary, including a “whore” and a “cunt”. I wander if she’s single. Sounds like a girlfriend I’d love to hook up with.

John Lydon the allegedly cock his fist back and punched Roxanne Davis in the mug. Roxanne subsequently complained to the managers, but they didn’t take any action (nobody messes with Johnny Rotten, I guess) so she took her case to court.

This sounds like a dictionary example of a desperate “5 minutes of fame” seeker. Some wench worked on a show involving famous punk rocker, but she’s still nothing but a nameless assistant, so she’s looking to stir waters with her name attached to it. One in a life time opportunity. She may never work with other celebrity again in her life. If she doesn’t file a law suit now, all of her other law suits may get zero attention from media. So she’s busting her ass off. Nice job, miss.

In other Johnny Rotten news - he just got himself his teeth fixed for $22k

This is something else. These are two video recordings of insane cubicle rage at a busy cubicle farm workplace somewhere in Russia (or another former Soviet country) - judging by accents of people. The recording above is form a security camera they have installed, it’s black and white where as the video below is from co-workers cell phone, is in color and has sound, but is lower quality.

The dude completely flipped and started throwing shit around. He picked up his monitor screen and throws it at the woman sitting in a cubicle next to him. Then picks up a lamp and starts bashing on the copier like it’s its fault. Awesome rage. Why does shit like that never happen when I’m around? I worked in a cubicle before, but everyone pretended they were having a good day and smiled at you, greeted you and spoke in a friendly voice. That fact itself was enough to explode in cubicle rage and destroy entire office in a merciless mayhem. Alas, I’ve always been a softy and could not do that. But I can imagine how workplace bullshit gets to you until you flip the way this Russian dude did. It was meant to happen, it was just a question of time. Or maybe it’s more common than we think, only we haven’t seen the videos of it or maybe there are no videos.