Homegirl Britney Spears is always under a watchful eye of ever present camera lenses and it somehow always backfires on her despite efforts to keep it otherwise. Latest wardrobe malfunction? Tampon string hanging out of her panties at the show in Anaheim. Well, I guess being a girl sucks once a month and kudos to Britney Spears for putting on the show despite her period. This should trigger an effort on behalf of tampon makers to start making tampons that would not embarrass the celebrities. They should call it “Britney Spears Tampon” – a tampon that won’t leave you embarrassed in front of thousands of people.
I still liked the My Pussy is Hanging Out mishap of Britney Spears better. Don’t get me wrong, I’d still motorboat Brit Brit on period anyway, she could even keep that tampon in. I’d actually even play with that string that extends past vagina, cause Britney Spears’ camel toe looks undeveloped, lacking properly grown labia.
Britney Spears tampon video is below. Keep an eye on that string dangling from her panties. Isn’t that hot. If i were there in Anaheim, I’d whip out my members and give it a fap while Brit swirls that tampon strong before my fact. Work it babe…
Shocking – 67 year old Monty Python actor Terry Jones still has a sperm active enough to knock up 26 year old chick. On a second note, 26 year old Swedish cutie Anna Soderstrom can probably deliver pussy squeeze that would promote sperm production in a man of any age. They rock like that in Sweden. They also obviously know how to dig gold cause Anna Soderstrom isn’t anyone particularly special. She’s a graduate from Swedish Oxford University which doesn’t mean much. She was however smart enough to know which is the right (albeit wrinkled up) penis to sit on. She sat on it, delivered massive inter-vaginal squeeze, swallowed all the semen with her womb and now she’s pregnant with Terry Jones’ baby. That’s how gold diggers do it. High five!
Props to Terry Jones who’s near 70 but fucks like a teenager and doesn’t look anything close to his age. Perhaps it’s the Swedish ass he’s got by his side that uplifts his spirit and enhances production of youth endorphins which are only created when quality blowjob is received.
According to reports, Anna Soderstrom has been dating Terry Jones for almost 5 years. It was this relationship to a slick Swedish university student that ruined Terry Jones’ marriage to Alison Telfer. And now that Anna Soderstrom is pregnant it irks Alison Telfer, who was married to Terry Jones for 35 years even more.
According to British Daily Mail, Anna Soderstrom is expected to give birth in fall. And Terry Jones is right – why not go for a trophy wife who can still give you a woody. Old man’s prostate is still working. Might as well stick it to young pussy before his time comes. And Anna Soderstrom benefits too, cause she’s a successful gold digger. The only person who doesn’t benefit is Alison Telfer, but she should have remembered to suck on that old man’s dick more often while he was sleeping in her bed still. Way of the world.
Source: Daily Mail
Videos of men who have balls of steel are always cool to watch. This video is from the cockpit of a small plane that made an emergency landing on Havendale Boulevard in Florida. It’s fascinating how the men inside the cockpit were looking the death in the rectum yet they kept their cool, picked the best place when to attempt an emergency landing and landed with grace so that there were no life losses, no injuries, not even any property damage. And at the end they just parked their plane on the side like it was a car. Truly awesome.
The pilot of the plane was only 22 year old. His name is Kyle Davis – he was flying the plane along with his buddy Joe Surowiec who is seen in the video sitting next to him. The two took off from Winter Haven and were heading to the Lakeland Sun n’ Fun Fly-In when one of the plane engines failed. Realizing the urgency of situation, the men knew they had to attempt an emergency landing and so they did. The whole ordeal (even though it wasn’t one) was recorded on two cameras – one in the cockpit and another one somewhere behind the engine.
After engine had failed, Kyle Davis started looking for a place to land. They first considered a few fields that were in the area but decided it would be difficult to land there, so they chose to land on Havendale Boulevard while cars were casually passing by. This whole emergency landing was done with both men entirely calm and relaxed, like landing on the street was normal. Kyle Davis is a great pilot, obviously. Especially considering he’s only 22 year old. Check out the video below:
Caroline Tula whose full current name is Caroline Tula Cossey was born in 1954 as Barry Kenneth Cossey. She was born with a pee pee – yeah, Barry Cossey was a man but didn’t like having a penis so by the time he was 17, he started taking hormones to get himself girl boobs. Two years later Barry Cossey underwent genital reassignment surgery and became a full featured woman with a vagina and tits and all. And that was the beginning of Caroline Tula – a hot chick who appeared in the James Bond movie “For Your Eyes Only”.
The public could not believe that one of the bond girls used to be a dude, but it was true. After tabloid pressure, Caroline Tula spilled the beans about who she used to be and became the world most famous transsexual. The feature about it was published in Playboy magazine in 1991 under “The Transformation Of Tula”. As time went by Caroline Tula Cossey fought and fought to be recognized as a woman and eventually won the battle. She’s not happily married to a guy and lives in Georgia, USA.
There is also a book that Caroline Tula Cossey released which contains her journey through life – from man to playboy woman. It is titled “I am Woman”.
I have a special sense that allows to me to spot gold diggen from leagues away. Chelsea Stone has that shit written all over her vagina. Stupid worthless ho who is unable to otherwise make it has decided that the only way she’ll get attention is if she goes all in and sues someone famouos. Scottish actor Henry Ian Cusick was the closest by so he took the hit and is now sued by Chelsea Stone for sexual harassment. Fucking gold-diggers, they’ve got no morals, no honor left, nothing.
Former ABC employee Chelsea Stone sustains that 42 year old Henry Ian Cusick who plays Desmond Hume in “Lost” groped her and she was subsequently fired from ABC. No dumb whore, you were fired cause you are useless and now you’re pissed and don’t know what to do so you’ve dug up a story from the past that you could use in a lawsuit. Sexual harassment sounded like an easy reason to sue – Henry Ian Cusick probably ran into you when your clumsy ass got in his way and you call it harassment. I know stupid worthless hos when I see them and they all play the same bullshit that screams into miles ahead of them.
According to Chelsea Stone, actor Henry Ian Cusick rubbed his head against her tits and when she complained to a supervisor, she was told to stay away from the actor and 12 days later got a notice and was fired from the position at ABC where she worked since 1997. Fucking newb. If you have a job at the TV station you should already know the drill. That Chelsea Stone is so full of shit it hurts.
Chelsea Stone believes she was fired because of the incident and aside from a sexual harassment lawsuit against Henry Ian Cusick, she also filed a lawsuit against ABC and Grass Skirt Productions for firing her ass without any clear reason.
Susan Boyle, 47 year old woman from but-eff nowhere, Scotland took the world by the storm when she performed on Britain’s Got Talent. Having become an international celebrity virtually overnight with massive support of the internet community, it comes as no surprise that eyes of the paparazzi and all major media player are affixed on Susan Boyle and trace her every step. And Susan Boyle shocks us sporting brand new look.
I was a big supporter of Susan Boyle and was a little bit disappointed to find out that she was lying about being a virgin and never being kissed. It kind of turned me off, however it changes nothing on the fact that she’s the finest female voice since Sinead O’Connor. Obviously, Susan Boyle is getting used to massive media attention and is adjusting to it with new looks. Plucking up her eyebrows recently was the beginning and now look at the photo above – that’s a whole new way to look slimmer and younger. Not sure if that new look is good or bad. Myself as well as all of the blogosphere supported the underdog Susan Boyle who looked as your typical stove side mom from Scotland. Now she looks like businesswoman from headquarters of the insurance company.
I will continue to support Susan Boyle. Despite the makeover. I’m sure she’s still the same crazy lady with the voice of an angel. She just needed a new look for her own sake. Perhaps she saw herself on TV and got too self conscious and needed her own self confidence boost now that she knows she’s been seen all over the world. She may not have realized how popular she would become so she didn’t pay much attention to the way she looked. That’s one of the things that won our hearts, but I do appreciate that she needed to do this for herself. The voice is still there, it ain’t going anywhere. Next time Susan Boyle sings she’s gonna get our jaws dropped the same way as when she did I Dreamed a Dream.
When you say “judge” and “stripper” in the same sentence, you know there’s something truly awful in the works. Especially for the judge. And this case from Tampa, Florida is no different. Judge Thomas Stringer must have had a thing for Asian hookers when he got himself involved with Japanese stripper Christy Yamanaka back in 1995. Thomas Stringer was married at that time too, but back then even strippers had more honor and you could trust them.
Fast forward to 2008 – Thomas Stringer is a seasoned judge and Christy Yamanaka… well, retired stripper. Nobody wanted to watch old hag with saggy skin to flash her labia at them. And unlike studying in law school where as Thomas Stringer invested into his future, Christy Yamanaka had no such long term investment into herself and whore can’t be a stripper forever.
Christy Yamanaka now claims that she had sex with the judge three times and that Thomas Stringer helped hide her assets from creditors so they wouldn’t take everything from her. As it turns out, strippers can make shit loads of money, which Christy Yamanaka did have, but she filed for bankruptcy in Las Vegas, Nevada nevertheless however was ordered by the court to pay her creditors about $315,000. Christy Yamanaka called Judge Thomas Stringer to help her hide the money she had from the creditors so they couldn’t get it.
Thomas Stringer referred her to her son who’s an attorney and together a bank account to which Christy Yamanaka had access, but it wasn’t under her name – hence out of creditor’s reach. Now Christy Yamanaka came out of the woodwork and asked judge Thomas Stringer for money or else she was gonna spill the beans about their secret relationship. He was supporting her financially before and helped her with that hiding money from creditors situation, but now she claims he owes her money for a Hawaiian property investment that she bought, but was under his name to hide it from the list of her assets.
Thomas Stringer resigned from his post as a judge in February, 2009.
Summit Entertainment, the production company behind Twilight – the vampire love story saga have announced that their third installation titled Eclipse will be directed by David Slade. Let me tell you something – David Slade is the Baddest Director in the World. Not only has he filmed 30 Days of Night, which totally rocked, he also filmed some of the finest music videos:
- Aerials by System of a down
- Donkey Rhubarb by Aphex Twin
- Strange Little Girl by Tori Amos
- Girl’s Not Grey by AFI
couple more for Muse and other artists. David Slade simply rocks like that. He doesn’t direct faggy music or faggy movies. Summit Entertainment definitely got themselves a good director for Eclipse. But let me tell you one more thing which proves that David Slade truly is the baddest director in the world. It has nothing to do with directing, but being a director and hating on kid on a plane like that makes him the coolest director who speaks out against that shit. Look at this:
David Slade reacted exactly the same way I would have reacted. I effin hate kids on a plane. It should be illegal for kids to board a plane, unless it’s in a cage for snakes by the engines somewhere. When I flew to Europe in 2004, there were those stupid two kids who would not shut up for 5 minutes right across the middle walkway from me. During a 9 hour flight I was TAF, wanted to take a nap and was falling asleep all the time but with the noise those kids were making, it threw me out of my sleep as soon as I fell into it. Kid’s parents would not tell them to shut up and flight attendants were doing their jobs so they were nice to kids.
I was the only one who voiced my opinion on that plane by asking the flight attendant if I could borrow an axe from the cockpit. I wanted to make the flight pleasurable for all. I’d do the service to society by silencing those stupid kids with a merciful axe to the face. Oh how enjoyable a flight would have been afterwards. Sadly, my wish was not granted so the kids were given green light to make for the most miserable 9 hours of everybody who was on that plane.
When I board a plane, I always look around to see if there are any kids also boarding and if I see some, I immediately alert flight attendants and loudly ask for a seat as far away from those obnoxious kids as possible. Ban kids from flying. David Slade understands that principle and that makes him the most bad ass director in the world.
David Slade photo by Phil McCarten, Reuters USA
Rooney Mara is a virtually unknown actress. In few years of her acting careers she’s been in a couple of TV series (Law & Order, Women’s Murder Club) and some movies you haven’t seen (Dream Boy, Urban Legends: Bloody Mary). According to reports from Bloody-Disgusting, Rooney Mara is in final negotiations to play Nancy Thompson character in the upcoming remake of famous horror film Nightmare on Elm Street. That’s a big break point in her career – scoring a role in Nightmare on Elm Street remake will move Rooney Mara from D List to…. well, B List. It’s an upgrade never the less.
The remake of Nightmare on Elm Street is rumored to have a brand new scripts that doesn’t follow old one too closely. Obviously, list of characters remains (so far) unchanged, even though to meet 21st century standards, Nancy Thompson will be an anti-social goth chick – yumm. Basic story line of a child molester who gets burned to death by a mob of pissed of parents and then returns to turn life of a girl who ratted him out to hell would likely remain unchanged in the remake.
The role of Freddy Krueger has been entrusted to Jackie Earle Haley. Other confirmed cast of the Nightmare on Elm Street remake include Thomas Dekker and Kyle Gallner. The release date has been set to April 16, 2010. Production begins in May this year in Chicago. The movie will be directed by Samuel Bayer.
the Nightmare on Elm Street collage photo with Freddy Krueger, Heather Langenkamp as Nancy Thompson and Rooney Mara source: /film
Must be tough living on mere $8 Million a year. So tough one would have to commit suicide cause how otherwise was David Kellermann, acting CFO of mortgage monster Freddie Mac supposed to make ends meet? Actually, I made the $8 Million a year figure up, but I wouldn’t be surprised if that was David Kellermann’s annual pay. Afterall, being chief financial officer of Freddie Mac, he was reporting directly to recently resigned CEO David Moffett. Must be tough being Freddie Mac CFO. I’m talking suicide tough.
The news of Freddie Mac CFO suicide is very fresh. David Kellermann was only found dead earlier today. The police received the 911 call at 4.48am and officers were dispatched to a $900k villa in Hunter Mill Estates in suburban Virginia where David Kellermann lived with his wife. At this time there hasn’t been much detail released by the police, but there is no suspicion of foul play, plus David Kellermann apparently left a suicide note.
David Kellermann was made a CFO of Freddie Mac in September 2008 after working for the company for 16 years. When he got the post, it was just after US government had seized control of Freddie Mac following their $50 billion a year loss and gave it a bailout of $45 Million. Way to nominate your CFO, Freddie Mac. Give high paying jobs to suicidals who can’t bear crap. Suicide is for the weak anyway.
As of a few minutes ago, a statement with updates on Freddie Mac CFO Suicide has been released by Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner who said on behalf of the treasury that they are deeply saddened by the new of David Kellermann’s death. No actual updates on how he committed suicide yet.
