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You know you’re a redneck when… In this video, poor dog fell through thin ice into freezing cold water. Smarter than humans, dog did the best thing he could – nothing. Most death associated with falling through thin ice are because of drowning. At first, your body experiences major shock which could lead to an attempt for a big gasp of air. If you’re surrounded by water, you’re gonna fill your lungs with it and drown immediately. If you survive this initial shock and don’t drown, you can try to return to the part of the ice from where you fell in (it should be strong enough as it held you up to the point where you fell through), shake your legs so you get yourself to as horizontal a position as you can and try to slide on to the ice. Sometimes it doesn’t work and if first few attempts to get out fail, you will likely get your body to the point at which it doesn’t have enough power to get itself out of there. In such case, you must wait for help. It will take on average a few hours before cold water kills you. Put your hands on the ice and try to get someone to call help or throw you something to drag you out of there.

The dog in the video did exactly that – realized he could not spring himself out from the water on the ice, so he just waited. Despite my lecture on how not to kill yourself if you fall through thin ice, this video is not about it. It’s about stupid family that went overboard after their dog fell in cold water and third party rescue was needed.

Basically, first the moronic dad doesn’t appreciate the presence of the police. What were they supposed to do – they did not have the equipment to save the dog safely without sacrificing their own life. That’s always the idea of every rescue mission – make sure you don’t become a victim yourself. The police showed up, assessed the situation but found themselves unable to help with the equipment they had. They adviced the owner to wait for proper rescue team. The owner did not appreciate that and started yelling and pushing the officers. Into all that, his wife starts acting like a cunt and gets feisty with the news cameraman and the police too. What a fucking white trash family.

Watch the video for yourself – incredibly ungrateful family. I feel sorry for the dog. I wish they could find him a better family.

PS – you may need to fast forward to a 0.40 second mark of the video. The beginning is just a neverending notice that the video contains vulgar language.

Sherry Johnston, mother Levi Johnston, the fiancé of Bristol Palin was arrested earlier today at her home in Wasilla, Alaska. Chuck Heath, the father of governor Sarah Palin mentioned that his grand daughter Bristol Palin was due this Saturday. Wow – so little girl is giving birth while her future mother in law is getting arrested on drug charges. That’s right – Sherry Johnston was charged with six felony counts of misconduct involving a controlled substance.

Damn, you’s think Sherry Johnston would know better. Unles it’s marihuana she got busted for. Weed is good and everybody smokes it. Except that people still get arrested for it. If she was smoking weed and got arrested for it, then WTF? But if Sherry Johnston was involved with some shit drugs, like Meth or Coke, the fuck’er! She should have stayed away from that shit now that her future daughter-in-law is the daughter of future president of the United States. WTF?

According to Politico, Sherry Johnston has been released on a $2000 bond form the Mat-Su Pretrial Facility. Sarah Palin’s spokes whore did not provide any official statement other than this was not a state government matter so they had nothing to add to it.

That’s kind of shitty. As of right now we don’t know what drugs Sherry Johnston got busted for. It’s all in the level of guessing. I hope it’s Meth, cause that would make for some wicked headlines!

Sherry Johnston Pic credit: Associated Press AP

Snow in Las Vegas – yeah, that phrase doesn’t go together very well. Las Vegas is better known for its hot, often very hot weather and now this. 3.6 inches of snow fell in Las Vegas during rare snowstorm that engulfed the sin city on Wednesday and Thursday. It’s the most snow Las Vegas has seen since January 1979, when the city got covered with 7.5 inches of snow.

This type of sprinkle is not even considered snow here in Canada. But it’s always fun to see how areas of the world located in warmer climates deal with unusual snow falls. Vegas was just as anything else – paralyzed. The airport was closed, traffic was head over heels, people freaked out… Makes me laugh my ass off. But to ease it all up, it happens in Canada too. Province of Alberta, where I’m from is very cold and we get snowed a lot. After we’d dealt with cold weather and blizzards for months, Ontario gets a little sprinkle and it’s on national news cause the whole city of Toronto gets paralyzed. Fucking newbs

Anyway, after crazy snow storm on Wednesday, the it has cleared up in Las Vegas on Thursday but snow was still all over the place. The planes were landing again and people had the opportunity to snap pictures by the famous “Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas Nevada” sign surrounded by white sheet of snow.

More pics from snowy Las Vegas below. All pics are copyright Getty Images.

Sadness before Christmas. These beautiful black kittens have been mutilated by piercings in order to make them look “gothic” so a mean person can make money off of it. Gothic Kittens were pierced in ears, neck and tail and ads for sale were posted on several classifieds and auction websites, including eBay. The woman from Luzerne County, Pennsylvania who was selling gothic kitten was tracked down and poor kitties were removed from the torturous home by humane officers.

Luzerne County officers from the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals were notified after Gothic Kittens ads were reported by compassionate citizens. Sale of live animals is prohibited on eBay so that was easy to spot.

When humane officers obtained the search warrant from the judge and entered the house, they found three pierced kittens, one cat and there was also a dog that was pierced too. What cruel owner. The bitch needs to have her asshole pierced… Vlad Tepes style.

According to Timesleader, the homeowner was running a pets grooming service named Pawside Parlor in the basement of her house. She should have called it Kitten Torture Dungeon instead, fucking bitch!

You can help making this stupid bitch pay by contacting Wilkes-Barre Courthouse attorney Jackie Musto-Carol either by email at jackie@jackiemustocarol.com or by phone at 570-825-1674. Insist on pressing this case to the fullest extent of the law including jail time. I hope this is the last time we hear of such atrocity as Gothic Kittens.

Alexandra Stevenson is a hot American tennis player but she’s coming to light right now with something else – a reunion with her biological dad, famous basketball player Julius Erving after 27 years.

Before she gave birth to Alexandra Stevenson, her mother Samantha Stevenson hooked up with Julius Erving and the couple exchanged genital juices. Julius Erving unloaded full dose of sperm into her vagina making her pregnant but the two were not meant to be. Julius Erving was married to a different woman. He was black and famous and it if media found out that he knocked up a woman outside of his marriage, it wouldn’t help his career.

Samantha Stevenson, white girl who was a freelance writer kind of realized that her romantic fuckery was not gonna fly, but she let Julius Erving know that she was expecting a child and he was supposed to see her at the hospital. He never showed up, never cared to take a look at what he did, never gave a new born Alexandra Stevenson a kiss. Samantha moved on. She took Julius’ middle name and gave it to little Alexandra Stevenson as the only connection to her dad she had. Her full name is Alexandra Winfield Stevenson. Her birth certificate stated the name of the father clearly – Julius Winfield Erving II.

There was some additional drama happening in between, but if you fast forward 27 years later, Alexandra Stevenson is an accomplished Tennis Player and now that she’s a grown up and fuckable adult, her dad found his way back to her. How romantic. Hope he won’t fuck her. He’d make her pregnant. I wonder if he will feel fatherly connection with Alexandra Stevenson or will see her for what I see her – a hot ass that desires my cock. Except that I’m no famous basketball so I’m stuck with on line porn again.

ESPN will be airing special on this heart breaking story of Alexandra Stevenson and Julius Winfield reunion on Sunday December 21, at 9am. I won’t be watching it myself. I’d just jerk off to it anyway. You can also read the long, but well written story about it called Reaching Out by Tom Friend on ESPN website.

Alexandra Stevenson Pic Credit: Ezra Shaw/ALLSPORT

Connor Cruise, 13 year old son of Tom Cruise makes his big movie debut in a film titled Seven Pounds starring Will Smith. Obviously, it pays to have a father who’s a famous actor when you’re auditioning for a movie role – which was a case of Connor Cruise. Especially if we’re talking about a movie starring Will Smith, who’s a big buddy of Tom’s in Scientology. Connor Cruise (shockingly… NOT) got the role and plays young Ben Thomas, who is then played by Will Smith as a grown up.

Connor Cruise is one of Tom Cruise’s two children he has with Nicole Kidman to whom he was married. His current wife Katie Holmes gave him daughter Suri.

Seven Pounds premiered today in Los Angeles and Tom Cruise did not attend his son’s big day, because he was busy in New York promoting his own flick – Valkyrie. It’s like… whatever, my son just got his first movie roll. Who cares. He’s my son, the son of Tom Cruise, surely he’ll have crap loads of more roles in the future. Congrats to Tom Cruise and to his son Connor Cruise for making it on the big screen at the age of 13. Fuck!

The video trailer for Seven Pounds with Will Smith and Connor Cruise is below.

Tom Cruise and Connor Cruise Photo Credit: WENN

This one’s for the ladies, all right? Cause they don’t get much to jerk off to from me. Robert Pattinson, the star of Twilight – you all masturbate to his clothed pictures so some smartasses tracked down what it is that makes this dude hawt. And voila, he’s a fucking mutant. A Frankenstein type of creature pasted together from several contemporary hawt males. Brace your clits, the secret to Robert Pattinson’s hotness revealed. Robert Pattinson has:

• Eyes of Orlando Bloom
• Hair of Matthew McConaughey
• Eyebrows of Jake Gyllenhaal
• Lips of Chace Crawford
• Chin of Jude Law

There, that was the secret to why Robert Pattinson makes every girl’s vagina sweat. Unlike me, who has cute face of Lotney Fratelli from The Goonies and abs of SpongeBob SquarePants. Duh!

MMA Fighter Justin Levens and his wife Sarah McLean-Levens were found dead earlier today in their home in Luguna Niguel, Southern California in what looked like murder-suicide. Sheriff’s spokes bitches confirmed to the Associated Press that the department is investigating the case but so far all the clues lead them to believe that it was in fact a murder-suicide. That’s pretty fucked up if that’s the case.

Roids are evil, get it? It made Chris Benoit commit Murder-Suicide one and a half year ago in a highly publicized case and now it looks like another fighter (this time around a real fighter, not a wrestling joker) Justin Levens may have committed the same and took his wife Sarah McLean-Levens to the land of eternal win with him. Mother of Sarah McLean-Levens alarmed the police after she’d found the couple with gun shot wounds.

Justin Levens is a MMA veteran who known for his UFC (Ultimate Fighting Championship) and WEC (World Extreme Cagefighting) fights. He was scheduled for the first Affliction card earlier this year, but the event was postponed and Justin Levens was later found positive for Oxymorphone. He was suspended from professional fighting till Jan. 15, 2009.

Justin Levens was 28 year old (born in Philadelphia on April 18, 1980), his wife Sarah McLean-Levens was 25. Damn

This is one absolutely awesome video of a dog having time of his life plowing through piles of snow. According to YouTube user baileyandfriends, the video was recorded in late 1990’s in Colorado after a heavy snow blizzard. Bailey the dog went absolutely nuts throwing himself into the snow and just plowing his way through thoroughly buries in white oblivion.

I’m not a dog expert so I can’t tell you what breed Bailey the dog is, but maybe some of the readers will know and fill the rest of us in. The video is accompanied by a pretty obnoxious Christmas tune, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

Kathryn Rogers – who the hell is she? Must be a friggin gold digger. That’s the only way I see it. Why otherwise would her bot 31 year old MILF ass hook up with Rush Limbaugh whose man boob ass is 26 years older than hers. That’s right, as it turns out, Kathryn Rogers has been Rush Limbaugh’s Girlfriend for six months.

Rush Limbaugh, 57 year old conservative radio host met Kathryn Rogers at a celebrity golf tournament in Miami 6 months ago and they’ve been bumping genitals since.

Kathryn Rogers is a party planner from West Palm Beach. She’s the one who put together those golf tournaments and got high profile people on it. Seems like a good way to score a big fish, if you’re a gold digger in early thirties looking to hook up with a celebrity.