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There were rumors few weeks ago throughout internet communities that there is a drug tape of Angelina Jolie doing heroin from the 90’s. Faceless owner of the tape was allegedly offering to sell it for $70,000

British daily The Sun stepped on the scene today and posted a video from 1999 in which Angelina Jolie appears smoking - SHOCKING! - cigarettes. There is another girl in the video who does smoke heroin, but Angelina Jolie is behaving and smoking only the legal stuff. Now that’s disturbing. Was this the video everyone was talking about last month? Lame!

The 7 minutes long video contains some philosophical debates that were giving me headaches. I think at some point during the video she talks about trying to kill a snake once and dying her hamster blue who then died because of that.

Obnoxious dude behind camera asks something about twisting nipples and Angie somewhat rolls her eyes but remains calm. That part, which is right at the beginning of the video kind of made it for me, but otherwise it’s the most boring drug video ever. If this is what all the fuss was all about, then I’m just going to laugh and then cry in the corner. Heroin drug tape with Angelina Jolie my ass.

Source: The Sun

Remember Tatu? Two gorgeous Russian wannabe lesbians Lena Katina and Yulia Volkova? Well, they have grown up a little and are not as cute as they once were, but they’re still some of the hottest flesh in music industry and worth every second watching.

Tatu have just released new video title White Robe and while musically it seriously sucks, the video itself will make it worth your while. Both of the girls take their clothes off and show themselves naked. Whoa… and it’s not been taken down by YouTube admin’s yet. Watch before their limp dicks remove it again. The above is the original uncensored version of White Robe.

Yulia Volkova - the brunette who is currently knocked up (fuck that shit) takes the white robe off in front of a mirror as she brushes her teeth and then jumps in the shower. Lena Katina - the redhead, lays on the bed and undoes her garter belt to take off sexy red stockings, bra and panties until she’s there fully naked. And the camera pans over her naked body offering clear view of those fine shaped boobs and light colored nipples. How can you not like that video. This type of stuff was long over due. You fake lesbians should have shown some skin in your videos long time ago. Now let me go and rub one off.

New Kids on the Block were on Today show in the morning performing for a crowd of screaming, hair tearing, and underwear not wearing cougars. Those are some dedicated fans, because it was raining on their heads yet they still contributed to the gayness with their high pitch voices. Swallowing loads of cum makes your voice high pitched. It’s true

Grandpas on the stage were not any better. It was raining on their heads too, so I’m just gonna blame their disoriented oral performance on the air. Those guys should suck each other more. Have I not just stated that swallowing loads of cum makes your voice high pitched? Maybe it also gets it in tune.

Jetman Yves Rossy is a 48 year old crazy dude from Switzerland who pushes insanity to a whole new level. See, the dude takes joy in jumping off small plane wearing a pair of mechanical, jet fueled wings and then he just soars over the Alps like an eagle.

Fusion Man, as Yves Rossy refers to himself, had a media exhibition today in town of Bex, Switzerland where he showed what he can do. He was taken by a plane up to the sky, jumped off when he was 2500 meters high, spread his mechanical wings, turned jets on and glided above the Alps at 300 km/h. Gnarly video is below and it looks sick.

Yves Rossy says it’s like “flying in an airplane, but without an airplane”. Steering is entirely done by positioning the body and there is just protective leather wear, jet wings and the pilot (Jetman) himself.

I have no doubt that flying with jet fuel powered wings must be a fantastic feeling, but I think I’d poop myself right away. And imagine you’d hit a bug. I mean - that’s the real speed you’re flying at and you have got no windshield in front of yourself. Even a small sized bug has got to hurt when nailed into at 300 km/h. And don’t even get me on colliding with a bird. But I guess having massive balls like Yves Rossy has, minor annoyances like birds attacking you is nothing.

The limits of a man are being pushed to infinity and beyond. What comes next? Taking off the ground like a superman?

This is a pretty intense video of an earthquake in Sichuan, China captured by a security camera. There is no sound, which only adds to mysticism and scare factor of the disaster. You kind of never know if and when the building is going to collapse. But if you look at the video again, you will notice that the quake was going on for a minute and 20 seconds. That’s one long earthquake. Most don’t take that long. And it wasn’t weak either - 7.8 on Richter magnitude scale and seemed to have gotten stronger towards the end. Imagine the shit feeling if you’re one of outside window cleaners on top of a skyscraper or a surgeon in the middle of operation…

As you know, Chinese province Sichuan suffered from a massive earthquake, Chinese biggest earthquake in 30 years. Final death toll is not yet known, but it is expected to be as high as 50 000 people. United nations predict there could be as many as 100 000 dead.

It is funny to watch how some people react when something serious happens, something that they did not expect - such as an earthquake. Some people ran for their lives while the other lady made sure she picked up her keys first. Everybody left poor fishes in the bowl, though. They must have gone through shit loads of stress. They could probably feel that the Earthquake is coming through their wicked animal instincts. That is of course unless their owners feed them junk food, which dumbs everyone down.

I kind of expected it and I have to admit I’m happy. Syesha Mercado has the most irritating voice and overall sounds too creepy. Now she’s bye bye from American Idol and there are last two contestants left - American’s favorite gay couple - David Archuleta and David Cook. One of them gays will become the American Idol. Grrrrr

David Archuleta probably got few extra million votes out of plain sympathy. If it was him who got eliminated tonight, his daddy would beat the shit out of him. He’s totally going to win. I don’t care anymore at all. Any gay is better than Syesha Mercado. She’s just plain…….. I’d fuck her though.

But she’s wearing some shit over her nipples. WTF? Megan Fox went to amaze us all with her exposure of breast skin but covered her nipples and areola. That’s pretty lame.

The result are pictures that look like they are work safe, but if someone sees your monitor screen, it’s gonna look to them like you’re staring at bare tits. Shittiest pics ever. The reason why I’m posting it is that I’ve just spilled drink all over my full-of-mess desk and my keyboard. It’s so wet, it makes bubbly sound as I type. I may have to get myself a new one tomorrow. In the meantime, my paper covered desk has just been turned into sludge. Damn I hate that shit.

Meet 17 year old Marche Taylor from Houston, Texas. Marche wre this cute and elegant yellow dress to her high school prom at the Sugar Land Marriot but she never made it in. Instead she ended up handcuffed all as result of confrontation with school officials who said her dress was skimpy.

I don’t know about you, but that’s one hell of an awesome dress. Look at it. Marche Taylor is 17 year old for crying out loud. this was her high school prom night. All 17 year olds want to look sexy and hot and all want a dress that’s out of your ordinary cut. What a stupid way to destroy young lady’s prom. Great job, Madison High, great fucking job…

To sum up event leading to Marche Taylor’s handcuffing - the chicka came all smiling to the Sugar Land Marriot where her high school prom was taking place. The senile and likely sexually inept officials from Madison High School told her that she’s wearing skimpy dress and will not be allowed in. Marche Taylor began to argue (what else was she supposed to do, she was looking forward to her prom and you are now telling her she can’t go in) but because school officials were not ready to compromise, she offered to wrap herself up some more so as to cover up her skimpy bits. That still didn’t work for school officials and she was not admitted inside, this time because she was not wearing any underwear (I’m seriously starting to like this chick - she was totally getting ready for a great night with her random stranger she was going to pick at the after party).

Seeing there was no way for her to get in, Marche demanded refund. The argument escalated to the point that the cops were called in and instead of having a kick ass prom night with no panties on, Marche Taylor ended up handcuffed and escorted form the premises. Someone then managed to snap a pic of her being taken away by the police with her hands in cuffs.

Marche said she designed this dress herself. I’m kind of skeptical on this one, but damn… you got all the good stuff going on here - skimpy dress, no underwear, handcuffed by the cops. What a prom night to remember. She should take advantage of this publicity and start her own fashion line. She can call it - dress for prom you will never forget.

Official trailer for the sequel to X-Files is out. The X-Files 2 will be titled I Want To Believe - who the hell comes up with those titles?

The movie directed by Chris Carter stars the well established X-Filers David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson as Fox Mulder and Dana Scully. Damn, Gillian looks old and overused. She needs to be X-Filed under GMILF and retired.

Not much has been revealed by the 20th Century Fox regarding what the sequel will be about, but we can expect the same old complicated relationship between two main characters and something extra ordinary is going to happen, they’ll totally solve it and save human kind. What did I win

Considering the movie is set for release on July 25, 2008 the trailer sure came out late. I wander what the thinking of promo department is on this one. They must have some intentions with it, I wish I knew what they’re aiming for.

Jayde Nicole, Canadian babe from Port Perry, Ontario has been named Playboy Playmate of the Year 2008.

Jayde Nicole became Playboy Playmate of the month in January, 2007. She’s 5′ 9″ tall and weights 117 pounds. Her eyes are of hazel color and the hair is dark. The best thing of all - she’s 100% natural. No silicones, no plastic surgery. That’s the way they do it in Canada. You get the real deal. She’s got a tattoo right above her crotch which reads “Respect”.

On her MySpace profile, Jayde Nicole says that she’s learning how to play the guitar and likes to travel. Island of Aruba is the place she liked the best. And she has a little Chihuahua for a pet. His name is Pumpkin.

Congrats to becoming Playboy Playmate of the Year, Jayde Nicole.

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Canadian Jayde Nicole - Playboy Playmate of the Year 2008