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Russian hottie Ksenia Sukhinova got herself a new crown for being such a hot ass. The Miss World 2008 pageant was held in South Africa’s Johannesbourg today and Ksenia Sukhinova beat 108 other hot asses to snatch the crown for herself.

During one of those ever so embarassing question rounds where Miss contestants get asked a smart and are supposed to answer smartly, Ksenia Sukhinova was asked why she thinks she should win the Miss Wold 2008. Ksenia Sukhinova answered:

I think I can help people and I want to help people and today if I walk away with this crown I will do that

All those answers sound the same. They all will fix world’s problems. Thank God for Miss contestants or else we’d be in shit. Wait!

Ksenia Sukhinova Bio

Ksenia Sukhinova is from Siberia in Russia. I bet she can see Sarah Palin’s bedroom from her loft. She’s currently a student aspiring to get a Bachelor of Science degree and to become the hottest ass supermodel promenading her tits on catwalks all over the world. Won’t be that hard anymore, I don’t think.

Ksenia Sukhinova likes pop and dance music – understandable. All skanks like crappy music. She also likes swimming, skiing, badminton and rhythm gymnastics – that’s like Italian to me. What the fuck is she blabbering about? I don’t understand a bit of that. If I were to list what I like, I’d say midget porn, Chinese free delivery food and Keith’s beer. Miss World contestants are fucking weird. Wait – her favorite food is Japanese and Italian. Now we’re talking.

Ksenia Sukhinova Pics

There’s one pic above. For more go to:

Ksenia Sukhinova: Miss World 2008 (Lots of Pics)

Miss World 2008 Ksenia Sukhinova Video

Here’s a video with Miss World 2008 Ksenia Sukhinova. The accent is undeniably fucking hawt. I think I heard her say she wanted to have sex with me in some coded format somewhere in the video but who can be bothered to fly to Russia to show her my bed skills?

Beneath the Calmest Surface Lies The Deepest Nightmare. If you’re a fan of horror movie, may I recommend you check out Lake Dead. It’s a cheesy, low budget movie that you are sure to like. It’s got hot chicks with boobies and blood. What else do you need to spend a quiet romantic weekend with that special someone?

Lake Dead is a movie about two hot ass sisters Brielle and Kelly who along with their step sister inherit a Lake Motel property in the middle of nowhere. The three hot asses take the RV, stuff it with some more people and drive up to check out what it is they inherited.

After they’ve found a cool like that belongs with the motel, the people take the weekend to decide what to do with the property which was an excuse for them to stay at the lake and enjoy it. Somehow the weekend doesn’t go as planned.

Their grandfather from whom they inherited Lake Motel died a terrible death and as the events get out of hand, the sisters learn of their psychotic relatives who still live in the area.

Watch Lake Dead this weekend, it’s cold outside anyway.

Lake Dead trailer is below.

Painful video. Second round of a UFC fight between Corey Hill and Dale Hartt has just started, Corey Hill goes to deliver a lower body kick, Dale Hartt blocks t off with his chin breaking Corey Hill’s leg, sending him to the floor unable to fight back. He actually went down cause he lost balance after his broken leg showed no support. Really painful broken leg accident during this UFC fight.

To be honest, that broken leg just made the fight interesting. I would think UFC fighters have their bones as hard as a rock, but Corey Hill somehow failed to drink enough milk or something. I do feel sorry for him though. I watch UFC most of the time but I’m not obsessed with it. Hence I’ve never heard of Corey Hill as I have never heard of Dale Hartt. As such, I really felt sorry for the guy when his leg broke right during the fight. I’m assuming – unless you really don’t like the guy cause he previously defeated your favorite UFC fighter, you’d feel sorry for him too.

Broken legs is not exactly why I watch UFC or any other MMA fighting sport, but in this case the broken leg made for an interesting enough video for me to look it up and post about it. Poor Corey Hill, hope he recovers soon.

Corey Hill Breaks Leg pic credit: Fight! Magazine. Painful video is below. Watch at your own risk.

Another Hollywood wedding bites the dust. Kate Walsh will be divorcing her new husband Alex Young who filed for divorce from Private Practice star. Reason for divorce? Irreconcilable differences. LOL, that’s the best reason for divorce ever.

Alex Young used official lawyer’s language to file for divorce, but what he actually means is – I want Kate Walsh to swallow, the bitch spits that shit out on me. I want to fuck Kate Walsh in the ass, she whines like grumpy old lady. I want to double fist her pussy, she gets a fucking headache. So I’m filing for divorce cause I need my biological needs satisfied. I got him all figured. And her too. Even though I just made that shit up.

Come to think of it, I think I’m wrong. I looked at the pic above and I could see the irreconcilable difference. Kate Walsh likes to massage Alex Young but every now and again she purposefully squeezes too hard. That kills Alex’s erection, but gives her a massive squirting orgasm. That bitch needs some sex lessons. I’ll teach her. Just call me daddy, bitch. Now you can, since you’re getting a divorce. Who’s your daddy?

Kate Walsh and Alex Young Image by WireImage

This video is a great documentary about the dangers of aspartame and how diet coke causes cancer. It’s called Sweet Misery – A Poisoned World. It’s one and a half hour long but well worth your time. You can in fact just play it back and just listen to it without watching while you’re doing your work on a computer – it will still deliver a lot of great information that may help you save or improve your life.

Aspartame is an artificial sweetener used in diet coke. When one switches to diet coke, it would appear that you’re doing yourself a favor but exact opposite is true. Aspartame is a poison. Aspartame dangers and its connection to many forms of cancer have been known for a while yet it is still available in form of diet coke (and others). There is hardly any win/win situation when it comes to soft drinks. You can either opt for diet version of it (such as diet coke) which contains aspartame and other carcinogens that can give you cancer or you can drink regular coke with high sugar to give you diabetes and high calorie volume to make you fat and clog up your colon.

Aspartame dangers were entirely ignored even though there was evidence of sweetener’s deadly effects. Donald Rumsfeld had his investment in aspartame, so the mass production accompanied with advertising campaign were launched and diet coke took off. The occurrence of brain cancer sky rocketed and so did cystic fibrosis and other terrible diseases.

Watch this documentary on aspartame dangers to get answers to some questions you may not have asked, but they could literally save your life. Diet coke causes cancer. It’s a fact. Find out how and make wise decisions. It’s your body, your health. Do what’s best for it. Stay away from aspartame.

What a worthless waste of cover page. Jennifer Anniston made a desperate attempt at pulling off “the sexy” and stripped naked for the cover of GQ but it’s all just one big fat fail cause we can’t see shit. No nipples, no labia, not even motherfucking areola. What a let down. I call for redo of the GQ cover. We need some sex there, not mindless tease.

I’ve been desperately trying to find a reason to like Jennifer Anniston ever since the beginnings of Friends but I can’t. She’s just one worthless, mediocre looking piece of naked ass with fugly feet (just look at this cover).

And since Jennifer Anniston is on the cover of GQ, it goes without saying that the GQ whores made an interview with her and there is no interview with Jennifer Anniston without dabbing into the whole Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie bullshit. And what did the smart ass Jennifer Anniston say? She called it an “insane Bermuda Triangle”. Her manager must have told her what to say. I don’t think she has a clue where Bermuda Triangle is.

Jen also told GQ that she’s more confident with herself now that she’s 39 than when she was in her 20s or 30s. I never realized she was a MILF. She’s still that crazy ho from Friends who pretends to be a teen to me. Obviously, not even if you live in Hollywood the time stops for you. She must have a giant collection of MILF vibrators at home.

Amy Colley made her first mark on the list of cool when she won Miss Tennessee 2005. After the pageant she went back to being, well… a nobody. And now her gold digging efforts eventually paid off. Amy Colley hooked up with country singer Kenny Chesney and the two are successfully exchanging genital fluids.

Renee Zellweger is not impressed. Or maybe she doesn’t care – who knows. She’s Kenny Chesney’s ex wife so he can exchange genital fluids with whomever he wants, right?

Amy Estella Colley was born in Jonesborough, Tennessee. After participating in various Miss pageants for several years, she eventually won the title of Miss Tennessee and went to represent her state in the Miss USA 2005 but didn’t place. At present time Amy Colley works as a nurse at the burn unit. Wait – a nurse? I betcha she gives Kenny Chesney prostate massages with latex gloves on. Naughty, naughty. Great success!

Amy Colley has been Kenny Chesney’s girlfriend for 4 months and the couple has already taken several vacations together. Unless Amy Colley swallows, Las Vegas, Malibu and the Bahamas are forever territorially marked with the sperm from Kenny Chesney’s penis.

Bad boy Vinnie Jones got into a fight in an American bar and is now facing up to one year in prison if convicted of assault. The CCTV recording of the bar fight hit the internet and shows Juan Barrera (big guy in white) walk out of the restroom and getting hit right in the face by oncoming Vinnie Jones.

According to British The Sun, Vinnie Jones was on his way to the restroom himself after he was hit with a glass at the pool table in the Wiley’s Tavern in Sioux Falls, South Dakota. Juan Barrera just walked out of the restroom and Vinnie Jones struck without hesitation. Juan Barrera then manhandles him on the floor and gets jumped by Vinnie’s companions.

43 year old Vinnie Jones is a British football player turned movie star. I know him from his role as a hooligan in Eurotrip and new Hell Ride, but apparently his more famous movies are The Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels as well as The X-Men. 24 year old Juan Barrera claims he was not involved in the bar brawl which injured Vinnie Jones as he was glassed in the face. He says he was at the restroom already, walked out and was invited by a punch in the face from a bloodied Jones.

Vinnie Jones lives and works in Los Angeles and if convicted, he may lose his US visa. The bar fight CCTV video is below.

Clay Aiken has landed himself a hot piece of ass boyfriend. That’s what they say. I have no idea, I ain’t expert on dicks. His name is Reed Kelly and he’s a dancer on Broadway. Dancer on Broadway? That says it all. Clay Aiken must be enjoying the life – first he got himself a kid, then he came out of the closet and told us what we all already knew (that he was gay) and now he receives prostate massages from Reed Kelly’s penis. Life is good for Clay Aiken.

Reed Kelly stars in a Broaway musical titled Wicked. Aparently it’s a big shit musical – I wouldn’t know, I don’t go to musicals. Clay Aiken alegedly met Reed Kelly in early 2008 when they were doing Spamalot (that’s a musical?).

BTW, throughotu this entire post, each time I went to type “Reed Kelly” I somehow managed to mistype it into “Reek Kelly”. Don’t know why… I’d corrected it all, but damn, every single one ended up being a reek. Fuck I need a break!

Christie Hefner, daughter of Hugh Hefner and chairman and CEO of Playboy Enterprises who’s been running Playboy for two decades is stepping down. $300 million man entertainment enterprise has seen a major dive in sign ups over the past few years and Christie Hefner figured it was time for her to resign and leader of Playboy. She did so yesterday, which means that Playboy is no longer run by a feminist.

There were talks of Playboy Mansion going up for sale to raise some funds and save their sorry asses.

Playboy Director Jerome Kern is serving as interim non-executive chairman until the replacement for Christie Hefner is found. According to spokes bitches, Christie Hefner made the decision to resign herself. She’s gonna remain in position of CEO until January 31, 2009 and will lead the board until new CEO takes over.

This was coming. Nobody cares for overphotoshopped fake blonds with undeveloped labia and giant fake boobs now that natural real deal girls can be found all over the internet. Playboy is so 60s. It’s 2008 for fuck sake. Playboy is dead.

Christie Hefner image credit: AP Photo/Richard Drew