King of empty words and utter bullshitry also known as Barack Obama agreed to an interview with Bret Baier from Fox News and as always, Barack Obama stayed true to his reputation of being able to speak a lot and not say a word worthy of goat crap.
Barack Obama is plain and simple lost without his teleprompter. He has never been a public speaker and never had an option worth a fart in the bathtub. All he does is parrot what he’s told through his teleprompter and when faced with real questions without his advisors telling him what to say, he’s back to his natural self of being a stuttering idiot.
When Bret Baier asked Barack Obama a direct question, the president responded by stating that he gets too many emails. Then as the interviewer insists on an answer, Barack Obama proceeded to make empty speeches and accused Bret Baier of interrupting him! WTF Barry? You idiot! How about you address the question instead of pulling out like a coward that you are accusing the asking party of interrupting you?
Oh I see. You have never in the past been able to say anything of substance so why now, right? You don’t answer the question so you are repeatedly asked it and then you accuse the interviewer of interrupting you. How intelligent of you. Wait – did I just use word “intelligence” in the same articles with Barack Obama? The doom is upon us!
Video of that Barack Obama tool being interviewed by Bret Baier of Fox News is below. This is not the whole interview but shows what the rest was all about. Barack Obama hasn’t answered one single question:
This is the recording of the 911 Emergency Call Corey Haim’s mother Judy Haim made after her son collapsed. The dispatcher who took the call definitely sounds very unwholesome and difficult to understand, which is also apparent from Judy Haim’s difficulties to make out what he was mumbling. She was clearly distressed over the collapse of her son but she made more sense than the 911 dispatcher himself.
The Corey Haim 911 Call was made on March 10, 2010 after the actor collapsed and was found not breathing, which is what Judy Haim told the operator. Given that 911 calls are often a matter of life and death, I’d imagine someone with more distinct speech pattern to give instructions to people on the other end of the line that could save lives. This dispatcher seemed so uninterested and uninvolved I’d be frustrated out of my mind if I had him on the phone and someone close to me dying in my arms.
Not only has the 911 dispatcher failed to comfort distressed Judy Haim, he failed to provide her with clear instructions on what she could do to potentially save him and eventually hung up on her cause he could not be bothered talking to her anymore. How idiotic is that? Who hired that guy to such important post that has no room for douchbags? Corey Haim 911 Call video is below:
When scientists from NASA dug a hole through the arctic ice to bury a video camera 600 feet (183 meters) below it, they didn’t expect to find any higher life forms in this place where no sun rays ever make it though. To their surprise, an Antarctic Shrimp known as Lyssianasid Amphipod came to check their camera out and even parked itself on a camera cable.
The discovery of the shrimp like Lyssianasid Amphipod as well as a jellyfish at the underbelly of the Antactic ice sheet opens new questions on where else could higher life forms be discovered. NASA ice scientists admit that they expected to find nothing more than certain types of microbes in a place where light never shines so what was Lyssianasid Amphipod doing there?
The 3 inch long Lyssianasid Amphipod is not a shrimp, just a distant relative that looks like one. Some scientists speculate that sub freezing, permanently dark waters below Antarctic ice sheet may not be the permanent dwelling of this Lyssianasid Amphipod, stating that the orange critter may have swam there from great distances.
The biggest puzzle remains – what does the Lyssianasid Amphipod feed on in this hostile environment. The reason why scientists didn’t expect to find nothing but microbes down there is that they are capable of feeding themselves on chemicals dissolved in ocean water, but higher life forms such as a shrimp or a jellyfish need more than that to survive.
The discovery of Lyssianasid Amphipod comes to show how little we know about the planet we tend to think we know everything about. If advanced life forms exist in these harsh conditions, could there be any on distant planets? Is Lyssianasid Amphipod just the beginning of it? Could there be much more to discover in human unchallenged waters deep below Antarctic ice?
When a random Japanese girl dresses up like Samara from The Ring and does nothing but stand in a hallway yet every person that passes by freaks the hell out, you know that The Ring was a good horror movie. This video looks like some form of a well executed Japanese prank which looks real by the reactions pulled by those people entering (those are genuine Japanese reactions) but it could be fake by the frequency at which people are entering. they seem rather distributed evenly as if someone was giving them cues to enter at a certain time, when previous person is already off the camera. Pretty funny either way.
That nut towards the end who has no sense of humor sort of spoils the video, but it’s amazing otherwise.
The Diamond Maruti Car Circus in Delhi, India performs one of their dangerous acts called the Wall of Death. The ride involves riding of the motorcycles and driving of the cars on a circular wall while your vehicle is in near horizontal position.
This is one of the cutest video you have ever seen. Playful puppy wants to play and starts nibbling on cat’s ear. Feisty cat is having none of that and punched the puppy in the fact twice. Puppy attempts to continue playing but gets another punch. Then the puppy gives out a heartbreaking cry and the feisty cat knocks it out. So cute it’s unreal.
The best song of the decade, also known as I’m on a Boat by Lonely Island featuring T-Pain has become so popular it’s been covered by a death metal band. Awesome. There’s nothing like quality deep shriek with heavy guitars. The “I’m on a Boat Death Metal Cover” was put together by guys from Columbus, Ohio who call themselves Goatmill. Face painted Evil Genius does T-Pain’s autotuner faggotry which I’m not sure I’m entirely fond of. I otherwise like the cover, but they should have brutalized the autotuner too. The flippy floppies make up for it though.
Carlos Slim Helú, a Mexican guy who controls telecommunication industry in Mexico ranks are the world’s richest man for 2010 ousting Bill Gates and Warren Buffett. According to just published Forbes list of billionaires for 2010, net worth of Carlos Slim Helú is $53.5 Billion US, which half a billion more than Bill Gates’ worth who ranked second with the sum of $53 Billion US. Given billions upon billions of his own dollars that Bill Gates gives to charities every year through Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, Bill Gates remains the richest man in the world despite Carlos Slim banking in an additional $500 Million.
Mexico, as we all know is a war zone. One of the most dangerous places in the world, right up there with other super dangerous countries such as The Philippines, riddled with gang wars that try to outdo one another with brutality. There are more murders in Mexico each year, than in Iraq and Afghanistan combined and that’s where the rule of Carlos Slim Helú is set in. Whether he’s the world’s richest man on paper for 2010 or not, Bill Gates remains the real richest man in the world. But take a look at who else is in top ten richest men in the world – mining and energy tycoons from south Asia and South America. The full list of World’s Richest Men for 2010 as published by Forbes is below:
- Carlos Slim: $53.5 billion, telecommunications
- Bill Gates: $53 billion, founding software giant Microsoft
- Warren Buffett: $47 billion, shrewd Berkshire Hathaway
- Mukesh Ambani: $29 million, petrochemicals in India
- Lakshmi Mittal: $28.7 million, steel giant ArcelorMittal
- Lawrence Ellison: $28 billion, founding software firm Oracle
- Bernard Arnault: $27.5 billion, luxury brands Louis Vuitton and others
- Eike Batista: $27 billion, mining and oil in Latin America
- Amancio Ortega: $25 billion, South America fashion firm Inditex
- Karl Albrecht: $23.5 billion, grocery discount chain Aldi
Photo of 2010 World’s Richest Man Carlos Slim Helú of Mexico by Bloomberg News
Funniest Craigslist Ad yet! Mom’s beloved son went off to college so she’s trying to sell some of the stuff she found in his room, such as this, Large Fist Paperweight. Now that her son is gone, mom should explore new sexual practices with the milkman or the postman. She may be able to find out what black fist made of floppy silicone rubber is for. Good she never caught her son’s unflushed poop in the toilet. She’d be surprised with its girth, after having fist sized dildo up his ass. Funny as hell!
Did you know that Lewis Carroll whose real name is Charles Lutwidge Dodgson (Lewis Carroll is a pen name), author of famous Alice in Wonderland story is believed to have been a pedo pervert who felt attracted to underage girls and never had an adult partner? At one point Lewis Carroll also got into photography and while majority of his photos got lost, some were retrieved and at least half of them contain photographs of underage girls (around the age of 8 years – way before they’d developed breasts and pubic hair) in various stages of undress, including full or partial nudity. Yep, one of the most popular children stories may have been written by a man who was a pedophile and a pervert. At least based on contemporary societal rules.
The 2010 Alice in Wonderland movie directed by Tim Burton and starring Mia Wasikowska and Johnny Depp (among others) is already playing in the movie theaters near you and is cashing in big time. It’s a Disney movie (meaning it’s work safe and suitable for kids) based on a story by the writer who may have been much closer to the kids that we care to admit. Lewis Carroll a Pedo? No way, right? I know, I know… it’s me who’s a pervert, not Lewis Carroll?
History shows us that some of the greatest minds of our past have been pedophiles (by current values). We can go as far back as Greek Philosophers or as close as Michael Jackson. If you read religious books, you will find many references to important men being married to 14 year old girls. Prophet Muhammad married his favorite wife Aisha when she was 13, but may have had sexual relationship with her when she was as young as 8 (favorite age of Lewis Carroll). It’s funny how world perceives the same thing differently as the time passes by. At one time, sticking your glands into a virgin vagina of an 8 year old would have been perfectly fine, but now it isn’t.
Either way, if a particular person delivered something extraordinary that’s remembered for a long time, their “transgressions” are somehow forgotten (or forgiven). In other words, it’s all right for a person to be a pedophile and a pervert, for as long as they have created something that people like. Such as one of the most popular kid stories of all times. Afterall, had Lewis Carroll lived in the 21st century, Alice in Wonderland would never come to be because if 10 year old naked girls are what he needed to get inspired and write such magnificent story, then denying or imprisoning him for contact with such would prevent him from writing it.
Alice in Wonderland 2010 trailer is below:
