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Carlos Leon looks like he’s a hitman on a mission. That’s his daughter he’s holding by the hand. Lourdes Maria Ciccone Leon was born after Carlos Leon deposited his sperm into Madonna’s womb back in 1996.

The story of Carlos Leon is simple but it kicks ass. Born in Cuba, he managed to get his ass across to the US during Mariel Boatlift and was one of 10 000 Cubans who gained US asylum. Next thing you know, he became Madonna’s personal trainer and then he boned her. Not only that, he got Madonna pregnant and Lourdes is what came out of it.

Here’s Carlos Leon with his daughter Lourdes walking the streets of New York yesterday. The “don’t mess with us” aura around them says it all. Don’t mess with those two. You’re gonna get your sorry ass kicked.

I’m assuming greasy hair and facial pubes are OK… once you fucked Madonna.

This is the most awesome thing ever. Emma Watson had just turned 18 and has already offered us the divine view of her pussy when she flashed photographers on the way from her 18th birthday party. What better way to let us know she’s legal than by flashing her pussy straight after she’d turned 18. Thank you Emma Watson, you are the fucking best.

I’m completely amazed over how she can look good even in half assed pictures. We get a pussy flash shot, yet Emma always comes out of it as a good girl. I’m just really craving an unveiled pussy shot of her. We already know she wears pubes, you can see it through her see through underwear, but I crave to see her vagina. Emma please, don’t make us wait for too long. Your hot thighs need more attention. Give us the divine view of your naked vagina. We need it.

Images: Splashnewsonline, Wenn

For more pictures go to Emma Watson Pussy Flash Pics

Jason Beghe is an actor best known for his roles in Melrose Place or Chicago Hope. He’s been involved with Scientology since 1994 and has done some big time public promotion for them. He was one of Scientology top PR persons, ranking higher than John Travolta even. The turn came in 2007 when Jason Beghe got fed up wit Scientology and left them for good. In April 2008 the situation escalated as Jason Beghe started to publically criticize the Church of Scientology.

A preview of Jason Beghe’s rant on Scientology was posted on YouTube last week by Xenu TV - an account owned by Mark Bunker who interviewed Jason Beghe - but the video was pulled immediately and YouTube cancelled Xenu TV account. Mark Bunker - a TV journalist and a major Scientology critic got his nick “wise beard man” by the group Anonymous after criticizing them and asking them to tone down their campaign against the Church of Scientology. Mark Bunker founded Xenu TV in 1999.

After YouTube’d deleted everything related to Xenu TV including preview of Mark Bunker’s interview with Jason Beghe, Jason and Xenu TV came back with a page hosted by WordPress and the interview featuring Jason Beghe’s full rant on Scientology can be found there. I’m guessing WordPress.com are going to get a phonecall soon and Xenu TV account will be pulled from there too. If you’re interested in learning more, you better go there as soon as possible.

Xenu TV Website on WordPress.com

You can watch the videos here. They’ve been divided into 8 parts and are hosted by Vimeo and Blip.tv - since Vimeo offer embed codes, it is possible to post their videos on here. That is until such time that they are pulled form there too. We don’t know who we’re messing with… In order to watch Blip hosted videos (part 5, 7 and 8), go to Xenu TV site.

Bizarre artist Daniel Edwards known for such creations as Hilary Clinton Presidential Bust, Suri Cruise First Poop, Britney Spears Giving Birth to Sean Preston or Paris Hilton Autopsy is back with an Egyptian style Burial Mask of Oprah Winfrey.

Daniel Edwards used a photograph of Oprah Winfrey praying as reference and came with this sculpture. The artist says he tried to depict the feeling of inner peace Oprah was wearing in the picture he took for reference.

The Oprah Burial Mask by Daniel Edwards will see its debut in Chicago on April 24, close to Oprah’s Harpo Studios at GARDENfresh Gallery.

Courtesy of New York’s Leo Kesting Gallery.

For more pictures of Daniel Edwards, go to Daniel Edwards - Bizarre Celebrity Sculptures

The woman in a picture above is Lucille Gatchell. And who the fuck again is Lucille Gatchell? In a word - nobody. She’s only known cause yesterday she was driving drunk and hit a car with Sandra Bullock and her husband Jesse James in it.

Sandra Bullock and Jesse James were in Gloucester, Massachussets, sitting in an SUV they had rented and were not driving when drunk Lucille Gatchell came driving opposite of them and hit them head on. The collision went without injuries, but Lucille Gatchell was taken into custody after the breathalyzer test showed the level of alcohol in her blood was .20, which is two and a half time more than is legally allowed.

The picture is a mug shot of Lucille Gatchell from after the accident. Sandra Bullock is in the area because she’s part of an upcoming romantic comedy titled “The Proposal”

Former NFL running back and a Pittsburgh Steelers star Timothy Worley was tasered and arrested by Smyrna police for “becoming confrontational”. The whole incident was caught on police cruiser camera.

Timothy Worley was pulled over for speeding and lane violation (lane violation? WTF???). He told the police officer he had no ID, which was obviously just a lame excuse at trying to get himself out of this (not like it would work).

There is no denying that Timothy Worley acted like an ass. You don’t use foul language and you obey instruction of a police officer, but in this case it does seem like the cop was needlessly aggregated and very trigger happy. Timothy Worley was not confrontational to begin with, he seems to have been pushed to the limit until he flipped.

I’m not a cop so I don’t know what proper procedures are, but it is possible this is what cops need to do in order to conduct their job properly. Imagine you are a cop, you pull over a huge guy who has no IDs. It may be a safe practice to handcuff a guy until he can verify his identity, but I’m only guessing here.

From the video it appears as though Timothy Worley was swearing and using all other forms of rude language. That may be enough to get a person detained. Add to it speeding and lane violation (I believe there was also a DUI which came to light later) and you have a good reason to detain a person. Timothy Worley then says at some point - “do what you gotta do, officer” and he did. But when asked to put his hand behind his back, Timothy Worley responded with violence and yelled at the cop to get his hands off him, which prompted the cop to use a taser. Sounds like a fair use of taser to me.

Weston Cage, 17 years old son of famous actor Nicolas Cage is hard core into black metal and death metal scene and on Wednesday night he had an honor of introducing Dimmu Borgir (fuck yeah, Norweigian black metal) at the Grove in Anaheim, California.

If you live in LA area, you may be able to catch Weston Cage’s band Eyes of Noctum playing local gigs.

Who exactly name Oscar “The World’s Ugliest Bird“?

Oscar is a cockatoo that suffers form beak and feather disease affecting her immune system. Despite her boyish name, Oscar is a girl and her disease causes irritation as her feathers grow so she ends up plucking them all out. The few feathers she still has left on her head are there still because she can’t reach them. But they cause discomfort just as any other feather on her body.

The beak and feather disease will eventually affect her beak and nail and that will be her time. Until then, Oscar remains the permanent resident of Humane Society of Broward County where she dances and entertains everybody.

That presenter looks like she’s a serious beast in bed. She must suck mean cock.

All right, this is NBA player Kobe Bryant pulling off an insane stunt by jumping over a running car. He clears is smooth and it looks awesome, but I have some serious doubt about the authenticity of this video.

When you pause it and play frame by frame, it appears as though Kobe Bryant is closer to the camera than the car, but the way camera is positioned makes it look in line. This same effect was used throughout the Lord of the Rings to make hobbits looks smaller. I think the car was passing safely by the side of Kobe and he only made half the jump he needed in order to make it look like he cleared the car.

I also don’t think the Lakers would allow him to attempt crazy stunts where he could endanger his health and possibly performance during the rest of the NBA season. I’m not an expert, but I wouldn’t be surprised if there was a clause in his multi million dollar contract that prohibits him from performing reckless acts during his spare time which could cause harm to his body and paralyze him from playing for the team. Plus if something happened to him, he would danger his million dollar salary and who would do that?

One thing is for sure - first fan of Lakers sees it and is gonna try that shit at home. Dumbasses.

This is hardly breaking news, but an awesome video any way you look at it. It’s a four minute clip of a car drive from Los Angeles to New York.

Beautiful time lapse. Dude is sitting in a convertible driving throughout the day, sleeping in a Motel during the night, plowing it through the mountains, across the bridges, through the tunnels until he hits New York. You will get to see entire itinerary between Los Angeles and New York within four minutes. Nicely done.