Beer Steak Bullshit

Members of city council in Medina, Ohio met for a regular meeting to discuss important issues when an unknown culprit let out a loud fart. City council members tried hard to continue with their agenda, but as much as they were trying to stay serious, focused and on topic, continuing uncontrolled farts brought everyone into uncontrolled laughter. Medina, Ohio is gonna have some funny bylaws passed very soon. They may even legalize marijuana out of these fart meetings. I need to move to Medina. I’d even apply for city council position and attend meetings after a few puffs from a joint. I’d probably laugh so hard I’d start to fart uncontrollably myself.

There’s a video of the fart incident, but it’s really hard to pinpoint which city council member could not hold his farts. They sound pretty effin loud and greasy too. They probably didn’t stink much, but the sound is impressive. Never mind the balls for letting out a loudy like that at a public meeting. Medina in Ohio rocks!

I know it sounds too much like a fake and farts are edited in, but Fox8 claims it’s real! I hope it is real, it gave me much needed lulz.

EDIT: Upon further review (yes, I can’t get enough of farts), I came to conclusion that the farts were real, but they were not heard in the video. Since we don’t know which council member let those out, it’s obvious he/she didn’t have the microphone by their ass to deliver a lour ass munch that would be clearer than speech of people talking into the microphone. Everyone does laugh at real farts, but whoever posted the video on YouTube, added those loud fuckers there manually, cause the video just didn’t have the punch without it. Aren’t I a genius?

Nicole Lamarche is a swimsuit model and a Miss San Francisco 2003 who left the career of being pretty and became the reverend of Cotuit Federated Church. Now I know there is something incredibly attractive about women who give their body and soul to God – that’s why nun porn has always done very well within adult industry and continues to be a popular niche and the story of Nicole Lamarche doesn’t make it any better. Especially since she was previously promenading herself on the stage wearing only bikini and now she’s a reverend.

Nicole Lamarche is now 30 year old, but as attractive as ever. A cougar you might say. As former swimsuit model, she’s tall and slender, with long hair and gorgeous, beaming smile. 2 years ago, when she became minister of Cotuit Federated Church, parishioners of Cape Cod village were not impressed by having a reverend with the modeling past. If I was a Cape Cod village resident, I’d insist our Reverend Nicole Lamarche serves masses wearing a bikini. I’d start attending church again. I’d even donate to church. Got to make sure Nicole Lamarche can afford more swimsuits to guide her lost sheep.

Nicole Lamarche attended Miss pageants with purpose of monetizing on her good looks (afterall, all models and wannabe Miss contestants do it for that very reason). She won Miss Greater Bay Area, followed up to win Miss San Francisco and moved on to become Miss California all in 2003. During that time, she was already enrolled in the seminary school. Being Miss California, she went to represent her state on Miss America, which landed her $24,000 in prize money and things were looking good. Her school got more traffic than any other time in history.

Things are good for Reverend Nicole Lamarche. Her parishioners got used to having a pastor who posed for millions of people in the bikini, she got married to Jeremy Nickel and had a wonderful honeymoon in Morocco. She’s good looking and happy, Could life get any better?

Photo of Rev Nicole Lamarche with the parishioners by John Bohn (Globe).

I was starting to be proud of home girl Britney Spears who pulled herself together when daddy Spears took charge of her conservatorship. Not only has she pulled herself together, she even put a tour that looks like it’s gonna be a success when out of the blue came the My Pussy is Hanging Out news. The internet was all about Britney Spears’ pussy hanging out whole day and as it goes, there is a video of the slip now.

Britney Spears had a show in Tampa, Florida last night, the whole Circus performance went all smoothly, fireworks flashing, stage dancer twigging, then the song ends, Britney Spears goes off stage to change wardrobe, sound guy screws up and leaves her mic still on. The next thing – Britney Spears is heard by everyone at the hall say “My Pussy is Hanging Out”.

In today’s era of cell phone cameras, it is no surprise that there was a person recording the show. I think we will see classified ad on craigslist soon – pro sound guy, has experience working for Britney Spears, looking for job. Sure dude, you’re gonna get hired right away. Any more singers wanna let everyone know that their pussy is hanging out – hire this guy. He knows how to fuck you up.

OK, here comes the countdown till we have a plethora of remixes to Britney’s verbal slip. I can see David Letterman and Jimmy Kimmel putting together a skit. The world will revolve around the “My Pussy is Hanging Out” slip. Britney Spears could not have asked for any better publicity. Sales of her album Circus are going to reach unheard of level starting… now.

The My Pussy is Hanging Out Video by Britney Spears is below:

As US president Barack Obama ended ban on funding for human embryonic stem cell research earlier this morning, many ordinary people who don’t happen to be scientists are asking about the pros and cons of said stem cell research. So without further discussion on how impressive Barack Obama looked during the ceremony in the East Room of the White House when he was signing the document, let’s take a look at what everyone wants to know:

Introduction to Stem Cells

Whole big boo hoo around the stem cell research started in 1998 with two scientists who independently from each other successfully separated stem cells from human embryos. This was a big scientific break though which brought lots of hope for patients with certain conditions, such as diabetes or the Parkinson’s disease, but at the same time raised big eyebrows as it involved merciless killing of defenceless human beings while they are more vulnerable than ever.

What is stem cell research?

Stem cells are basic cells of a human organism which have predispositions to turn into any of 210 kinds of tissues the human body is made of. When an embryo is at its beginnings, the stem cells it consists of can virtually develop into any cell or tissue. Older embryos are partially developed, so their stem cells are only capable of developing into some of cells or tissues.

Even though very latest progress in stem cell research allows for more differentiated stem cells to get reverted into their original form allowing them to develop into a tissue they were not preprogrammed to turn into.

Stem Cell Research Pros:

Application of stem cell research could aid in curing debilitating diseases, such as Alzheimer’s, Parkinson’s, stroke, diabetes, bone diseases, spinal cord injuries, etc. It would also allow us to test pharmaceutical products directly on cells they are developed for – human cells, instead of on animals.

Stem Cell Research Cons:

While scientists generally agree that for as long as stem cells are derived from cels of volunteering adults, there are no ethical aspects involved. The ethical issues are brought up when stem cells are derived from embryos or aborted fetuses. The biggest con of stem cell research is that it’s anti human.

“Pro stem cell research” people argue that it is legally and morally justifiable to kill few in order to save many. Unlike stem cells from adults, the ones from embryos and aborted fetuses have much better predispositions to develop into different kinds of tissues.

“Pro life” people argue that stem cell research targets the most vulnerable of all human beings – embryos – who are destroyed in the process of extracting the stem cells out of their bodies for research. According to pro lifers, it is never acceptable to kill a human being, no matter the potential benefits. And since these embryos can’t defend themselves nor voice their opinions, we must. The argument is that they shouldn’t be easy victims of research just because they can’t fight for themselves.

Fact be told, similar type of research has been performed by Nazis in concentration camps or by Japanese scientists in Unit 731. And if killing for the greater good is justified, then why not kill terminally ill patients or inmates on death row?

This is a brief rundown of stem cell research pros and cons. By signing the document, Barack Obama today sealed the faith of potentially thousands of unborn children. He truly continues on his way to being the bloodiest president in the history of the world.

Erika La Tour Eiffel, a woman who married the Eiffel Tower belongs to a group that’s referred to as “objectum sexual”. People like Erika La Tour Eiffel perceive other humans as cold and hostile, while large, inanimate object shine warmth and friendliness at them. Erika La Tour Eiffel dreads the touch of another living person, but longs for a steamy rendezvous with a large framework. In 2007, Erika and her friends attended a matrimonial ceremony in Paris at which she said “I do” and gained full authority to say I Married the Eiffel Tower.

Erika La Tour Eiffel is a 37 year old former US army soldier and a former world champion in archery. An arch was her first exposure to objectum sexual and became her first love. But her true love did not surface until she met The Eiffel Tower and now the tower is her legal husband. Erika took her husband’s surname but strictly admits that her marriage to the Eiffel Tower was not out of admiration for majestic architecture – she married the Eiffel Tower out of pure love.

The “objectum sexual” phenomenon likely started a long time ago, but was widely populated by Swedish Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer who fell in love with and married the Berlin Wall.

Even though Billy Robbins lost half of his weight, he will be remembered as Half Ton Teen. While I’m sure weighing half ton while you’re a teen can’t be good for your health, it works for publicity. Look at it this way – how many of you had had a documentary filmed about yourself? See? Billy Robbins did and it’s airing on Channel 4 this Monday. Mind you he’d probably rather not have it and be quote for quote “normal”, but he isn’t. Since documentary about being a half ton teen isn’t much to brag about, perhaps a title of World’s Heaviest Teenager which Billy Robbins took after his weight exceeded half ton surely is. I mean even Maxi Mounds brags about her giant breasts yet most people think it’s disgusting…

Because of his weight, Billy Robbins was unable to leave the house for 3 years. His mother – Barbara Robbins was so “devoted” to him, he literally brought him on the fringe of death. She would serve Billy fattest foods available to satisfy his massive appetite, until his weight reached half ton and doctors warned him he could die if overfeeding continues.

When Billy Robbins got to a point that he was unable to move because of his weight, his mother Barbara would bathe him by hand. He was her baby, so she did everything for him. She also paid for home schooling because Billy was being teased at school. That move itself left Billy Robbins without any exercise, so all he’d have to do whole day is sit in his bed and get served by his mom.

After doctor’s warning, Billy promised to cut down on his eating. The goal was to lose two and a half stone. Without that, the surgeons would not be able to operate on him safely. The surgery rid Billy Robbins of 5 stones, subsequent exercise and a reduced calorie diet helped to drop additional 20 stones. Another operation was performed and Billy was nearly half his previous half ton weight.

After seeing devastating effects her overfeeding had on Billy, Barbara Robbins took psychiatric treatment, so she would not feel the urge to give his son whatever he’d ask for – whether good for him or bad. She confessed that this “overcompensating” was a result of a loss of her first child Matthew, who died when he was 19 months old because of brain tumor complications.

The documentary about Half Ton Teen Billy Robbins will be airing on Channel 4 on Monday. It’s titled Half Ton Son. Photos of Billy Robbins are in a gallery below:

Source for Half Ton Teen Billy Robbins Photos: Daily Mail

I’ve stumbled across this interesting picture by Imran Jafri that basically makes you ask the simplest of questions: “Why is sex so complicated?” Or better yet: “Why is sex made to be so complicated?” What’s so complicated about sex anyway?

The picture particularly targets the Wikipedia page about sex. I must admit I have never made it to that page, even though I’ve been on so many Wiki pages before. To no surprise – yes, the Wikipedia description of sex is immense. If a teenage child stumbled upon it to get information about sex, I can imagine them taking off before they can acquire any form of knowledge.

On the other hand, there is so much sex everywhere, we even get to check off SEX boxes on application forms. When I was first introduced to sex, there was no Wikipedia around. Sex itself didn’t seem complicated, getting some was a challenge. That’s what happens when you’re not a popular guy.

To make things even worse, I’ve also stumbled upon this Mitsubishi commercial which only confirms the Wikipedia take on it – yes, sex is complicated. Duh!

Can a politician get any more bad ass than Ron Paul? As a non American, I feel for my friends down south for having been forced to choose between two incompetent morans, while the only sincere and capable candidate was ousted long before he could have become a threat. Never the less, not all Americans are easily brainwashed, and I personally know many who went to polling stations and wrote the name Ron Paul on their voting cards, even though this name was not available. If Americans elected Ron Paul, even I would envy them, though there is little to envy otherwise.

What’s even more surprising, is that Ron Paul makes so much sense even the biggest Obama zealots, such as D.L. Hughley take their hats off in honor of the man. As a politician and an American, there is no doubt Ron Paul was the only viable option for Americans, but as such he was an adversary to people in the background, people who hold the strings. Not even now, as Obama’s real purpose becomes clearer do many Obama ass kissers realize (or dare to admit) that Barack Obama is nothing more than an extension to George Bush. He’s sponsored by the same people (BTW, the same people sponsored John McCain) and those are the people who want the things to remain the same. Enough about Barack Obama though.

D.L. Hughley, whose show will not be on CNN for much longer, had Ron Paul as his guest for an interview and talked politics back and forth. Ron Paul once again proved he’s a coherent speaker, but unlike Barack Obama he has a vision and ways to bring his vision to life. If major Obama ass-kisser like D.L. Hughley has nothing but good things to say about Ron Paul and is impressed over every single word he says, it sends clear signals that he is the man. I wonder if D.L. Hughley eventually realized that his vote for Barack Obama was a major mistake. I doubt it, he’s a public figure, for him to admit that he screwed up a big one by abusing his influence to brainwash people to vote for their doom would bring upon his own doom. He’s just gonna play oblivious and more important problems will take over so his mess ups will get forgotten. Well surprise Mr. D.L. Hughley, here’s a post to remind everyone forever that you have screwed up. It’s only a question of time before Americans realize what major mistake a vote for Barack Obama was. How are you gonna look them in the eye then?

Video interview with Ron Paul by D.L. Hughley is below:

Dr. Dean Ornish is a world renown authority on fighting diseases with lifestyle and dietary changes. As clinical professor at University of California, San Francisco he has undeniable credentials and brain capacity to have his words taken seriously. The video below has a speech of Dr. Dean Ornish in Monterey, California on genes and how lifestyle changes can positively impact changes in genes and lead to increase of brain cells. You may or may not know, it’s corrupted genes that cause cancer. As big supporter of Marijuana legalization and making it fully available for medical purposes, I especially enjoyed the part where Dr. Dean Ornish points out healing properties of weed.

According to Dr. Dean Ornish: “when you eat healthier, manage stress and exercise more, your brain gets more blood flow and more oxygen.” I have been replaced big part of my diet with organic food, have cut down on eating fast and processed food and walk 10 minutes to and from work. I believe this part of lifestyle changes is not difficult and anyone can do that. What I do see as bigger challenge is stress management. Managing stress is definitely challenging in today’s difficult economical and social climate. It’s not like one can live a stress free life when you’re getting bombed by creditors and threats that they’re gonna put collection agencies on your ass. I assume Yoga or Tai Chi would be a great start as far as stress management goes. But let’s get back to Marijuana:

Dr. Dean Ornish recommends following to increase brain cells:

• Chocolate
• Tea
• Blueberries
• Moderate intake of Alcohol
• Stress management
• Canabinoids (aka Marijuana)

That’s right, such capacity as Dr. Dean Ornish recommends smoking marijuana in order to increase the brain cell count and turn your gene to work for you, not against you. How is that for the medicine? Let’s take a look at what Dean Ornish recommends to stay away from as these decrease brain cells:

• Saturated fat
• Sugar
• Nicotine (only smoke marijuana, not tobacco)
• Opiates
• Cocaine
• Large intake of alcohol
• Chronic Stress

And it’s not only your brain that benefit from these lifestyle and dietary changes, as is outlined by Dr. Dean Ornish in the video. It’s also beneficial for your skin, so you age slower, it’s beneficial for your heart, so you are less prone to heart disease (it can help unclog your arteries), occurrence of prostate cancer is significantly lower and most of all – your genitals will get more blood flow so you will be able to get erection. This is probably why I can easily masturbate to on line porn – I smoke marijuana, not cigarettes, so erection is not a problem.

Marijuana is good for you. But don’t only take my word for it, listen to Dr. Dean Ornish – he’s an authority like no other. Big drug companies don’t want Marijuana legalized, because if anyone could grow such potent medicine freely in their backyard, people would be healthy and that would put incomes of a $600 Billion a year drug industry in jeopardy. Check out Marijuana Documentary called The Union for more info on that. Video of Dr. Dean Ornish on Healing Marijuana and Genes vs Fate is below (courtesy of TED)

Photos of Australian swimmer and an overall hottie Stephanie Rice have previously been featured on the pages of the most awesome blog in the universe, but it hasn’t been enough. There simply is never enough of Stephanie Rice photos and being a firm believer that a combination of an Aussie girl with swimmer’s firm assets deserve special recognition, I bring you a gallery of nine Stephanie Rice photos.

There have been rumors that Stephanie Rice could be bumping genitalia with Michael Phelps, but they seem to have died off and nobody followed up on them, hence they were untrue. Nobody cares about Michael Phelps anyway, do they?

The biggest water stir around the persona of Stephanie Rice have been photos she posted on her facebook. These photos had been deemed raunchy by Australian Olympic team, and when all other swimmers joined in on the lynching, her facebook profile was blocked from public access. You’d think Aussies were a bit more open minded and this type of crap was exclusive to our sue happy North America, but obviously that’s not the case. Anyway, enjoy Stephanie Rice photos, the gallery is below:

Stephanie Rice Photos by Getty Images