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Faith Hill Bikini Pic on Cover of Shape – 41 Year Old, Still So Hot!

This is the first Faith Hill bikini pic ever. Seriously. For the first time ever, Faith Hill took her clothes off and posed for the photographer in the bikini. The singer is 41 year old, but so hot. She looks no more than 30 to me. I know they have magical photoshop artists at Shape magazine who can turn any skin into a perfect skin, but there’s no doubt Faith Hill has perfect bikini body. They may have helped her with boobs and she’s probably too self conscious about her shoulders - which would explain why she’s wearing the cardigan over the bikini but still - at 41 sporting this type of bod… wow!

Faith Hill is a mother of three and her secret to having this hot a bikini body is - pilates. In an interview with Shape, Faith Hill gave all credit for her perfect bikini body to pilates. What the fuck is pilates anyway?

Rob Zombie at Spike TV Scream Awards 2008

Spike TV held their successful Scream 2008 Awards last Saturday in Hollywood. It was the festival of, well… scream. Horror, fantasy, comics, sci-fi and the such were represented and all sort of celebrities that fit the idea of the awards showed up: Marilyn Manson, Rob Zombie, Ozzy Osbourne with his kids Kelly, Jack and wife Sharon, Mila Jovovic, Liv Tyler, etc. Looks like Scream 2008 Awards was a cool gig.

For more pics go to Spike TV Scream Awards 2008 in Pictures

Spike TV Scream 2008 Awards pics of Rob Zombie by Flynet

Lizzy Caplan Hot Pic

Lizzy Caplan is that hot chick from Cloverfield. You’ve seen Cloverfield, right? Good movie, you’d miss out if you haven’t. Lizzy Caplan played Marlena Diamond and added that important touch of “hot” to the movie.

That’s about it for the introduction of Lizzy Caplan. Her star is only rising but girl’s got potential. Now her sexy ass was hired to play part in upcoming HBO vampire series True Blood. I’m actually rather delighted with HBO’s choice. Lizzy Caplan has it all - she’s hot, has sex appeal and alternative look to go with the mood of True Blood. I’d let her suck my blood dry if she jumped on me with spiky teeth.

More Lizzy Caplan Pics below

Sarah Palin shared the stage with Tina Fey during Saturday Night Live and it was both pathetic and watchable at the same time. I really can’t stand Sarah Palin talking and there isn’t much of them talking in the videos, which is a positive part. The negative part was try hard shit of the Saturday Night Live. Seriously, anyone actually finds that shit funny? They’re the biggest try hards on video since invention of Chocolate Rain. Chris Crocker is funnier in his video. But at least they didn’t let Sarah Palin talk much. She’s a trooper though for playing their stupid game, regardless of how lame it was.

The appearance of Marky Mark and Alec Baldwin during the opening sequence was particularly awkward and they’ve done terrible job playing their parts. Once again, I take it the Saturday Night Live peeps were attempting to put together funny shit but failed miserably. Sarah Palin did her part just right, but was dragged into their bullshit so she could only do this much. At least she didn’t get much time to talk.

That’s for the lame ass Sarah Palin Saturday Night Live Video above. The video below is even fucking worse. It was filmed as part of the Weekend Update. Amy Poehler was doing some rap shit and it was just painful to watch. i think Sarah Palin was just as embarrassed, not so much because the rap was sort of making fun of her, but because it was so lame and try hard. Saturday Night Live = FAIL!

Video above contains CCTV recording of a murder of inmate Robert Cotton by another inmate, Pete Van Winkle - a member of Aryan Brotherhood. Quite an entertainment for Friday night.

Sheriff’s Office of the Maricopa County, Phoenix, Arizona issued a statement following the murder of Robert Cotton that entirely contradicts the CCTV video. The press release states that nothing out of the ordinary happened in the cell on May 1, 2008 (the day of murder) and that the detention officers rushed to the murder scene after Robert Cotton’s dead body was dragged out of the cell and dropped on the floor one level below.

CCTV video however shows that the attack lasted for 15 minutes, during which Robert Cotton was strangled, punched and head stomped by Pete Van Winkle even after his body was bloodied and motionless for minutes. Detention officers got on the murder scene 5 minutes after Robert Cotton’s dead body was dragged out of the cell.

Investigation into the case suggests that Robert Cotton may have been murdered because he wouldn’t beat up another inmate after asked to do it by the Aryan Brotherhood.

Jess Torres, former police officer and security consultant interviewed in the video says that a security guard who was supposed to be monitoring the camera obviously wasn’t doing his/her job. According to Jess Torres; “They’re trained to notice and they’re paid to notice”.

Robert Cotton was serving time for car theft. Pete Van Winkle is now charged with first degree murder, reporters from the video say. The family of Robert Cotton filed a $2 Million claim against the sheriff’s office.

Obama Bucks - Barack on a Food Stamp

Obama Bucks, an image of a food stamp depicting Barack Obama with a watermelon and friend chicken hit the web today and guess what - Obama worshippers once again prove that they have no sense of humor. I’m not a fan of John McCain, but he able to laugh over The McCain Girls, Barack Obama and his worshippers get aggravated and shake fists all over the place. No sense of humor. None whatsoever.

Obama Bucks phenomenon started when GOP sent a newsletter to some of 200 group members that contained a drawing of presidential candidate with worst crowd of salad tossers in the world - Barack Obama. Of course as it comes naturally with someone of Obama ranks, Obama Bucks were labeled racist. That’s an easy thing to do. If you have no sense of humor, you call everyone racist.

Diane Fedele, the president of GOP group sent a follow up email apologizing to Obama salad tossers for non existence of sense of humor on their part. Actually no - she apologized for Obama Bucks and said she was gonna verbally apologize at their next week’s meeting. Why would she apologize to a bunch of brainless salad tossers?

Diane Fedele said Obama Bucks was an attempt to deride a comment by Barack Obama that he doesn’t look like all those other presidents on the dollar bills. Well, Obama worshippers are unable to take any form of joke so this reaction to Obama Bucks doesn’t surprise me. Diane was right though - if Obama is elected (most likely to happen, since he’s supported and sponsored by banking cartel that’s set to finish the New World Order), what bill would he be on????? Food Stamps, what else! Obama Bucks is fucking right on!

There ya go. Here’s the third presidential debate video between Sen. Barack Obama and Sen. John McCain. If you missed it tonight or want to rewatch it, you can watch full one and a half hour here.

The Third Presidential Debate (and last for 2008) was hosted by Bob Schieffer and was sponsored by the commission on presidential debates. The subject of third presidential debate was domestic policy and you be your own judge as to who won. The video in full length is above. Enjoy the blabber

The Dionne Quintuplets

The Dionne Quintuplets - five identical quintuplets were born in 1934 and are known to be the first set of identical quintuplets to survive for more than a couple hours. They were born 2 months premature in Corbeil, just outside of Callander, Ontario, Canada and became international celebrities straight after their birth.

Five sisters, who prefer to be called the Dionne Sisters, rather than the Dionne Quintuplets are also known as the only identical quintuplet girls ever born. Annette and Cecile Dionne are last two remaining Dionne sisters who are still alive. Emilie Dionne died in 1954 of suffocation during epileptic seizure, Marie Dionne passed away in 1970 due to blood clot of the brain, Yvonne Dionne lived till 2001 and died of cancer. There were movies filmed in the 30’s that were inspired by the Dionne Quintuplets. It’s quite something to give birth to five kids.

The Dionne Quintuplets are pictured in the image above with Mitchell Hepburn, the youngest Premier in the history of Ontario.

Wallenda is a 13 generation name in the family of circus acrobats. Nik Wallenda went on The Today Show and showed them all what the name Wallenda is all about. Without any safety net underneath, Nik Wallenda set a world record by taking a pedal bike ride across the highest and longest highwire ever.

The highwire was 13 stories high and more than 200 feet long. Nik Wallenda did it. Dude’s pretty crazy. The video of his stunt are below. Hope you haven’t eaten any eggs for breakfast.

Bobby Bones and Vanessa Hudgens Vacation Picture

Bobby Bones and Vanessa Hudgens went to enjoy a little vacation time and were so into each other it would be obscene not to post about it. We’ve got pictures of course, cause ever vigilant eye of a paparazzi never sleeps. Here are the Bobby Bones and Vanessa Hudgens Vacation Pictures.

I don’t know what the story between Vanessa Hudgens and her primadona gay boyfriend Zach Efron is, but she seems rather into Bobby Bones in these pics. Bobby Bones is Vanessa Hudgens new High School Musical 3 co-star.

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OK, above I just pretended to be a rumor spreader, cause that’s an easy thing to do. You get excited because Vanessa Hudgens was caught tongue massaging the tonsils of some Bobby Bones and rumors take off getting the life of their own. No, these are not vacation pictures of Bobby Bones and Vanessa Hudgens. These are vacation pictures of Vanessa Hudgens and Zach Efron mixed with pictures of Bobby Bones and Vanessa Hudgens on the set of High School Musical 3.

Just call me rumor buster

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